Fuck My Life

Rogue winced feeling a sharp pain in the back of his neck. "Shit, I shouldn't have left my back exposed like that." Rogue thought as he noticed that he was laying on his back on something very soft as he opened his eyes looking up at a white sealing in a large room, as he sat up on the large double bet he'd been placed on as he looked around he could see a few things a large dark would wardrobe with a matching chest of draws and writing desk to the left of the bed directly forward of the bed a set of double doors, to the right of the bed a single door, then he noticed a grey pony guard in gold armor with a blue star on the chest standing by the door.

"You must follow me." the guard said as Rogue slowly got off the bed not taking his eye's off the pony.

"Where am I?" Rogue asked as he spotted his cloak neatly folded on the desk.

"You are currently in Canterlot castle in the city of Canterlot, the capital of Equestria." the guard said keeping his eyes on Rogue.

"So, I'll take it I'm in the shit up to here?" Rogue asked holding a hand about half a foot over his head.

"That will be decided after you meet the Princesses." the guard answered as Rogue slowly walked over to the desk and put his cloak back on and was about to pull the hood up. "Princess Celestia insists that if you wear that cloak then you must keep the hood down while in the castle." the guard said seeing Rogue about to pull the hood up.

"Fuck my life." Rogue said slamming his head into a wall cracking the stone making the guard nervous. "Let's get this shit over with." Rogue said walking to the door.

"Keep the profanity to a minimum around the Princesses." the guard said opening the door. "Follow me, and don't stray." the guard said leading the way to the throne room.

"Yeah yeah shorty." Rogue said following the guard who looked like a child next to him due to the height difference between Rogue and the ponies around him, along the way Rogue got looks of shock from the castle maids and butlers and looks of disgust from the wealthy nobles, but all it took was one look from Rogue's red eyes while they glowed with magic to scare the shit out of them. Eventually Rogue and the guard came upon a massive set of dubble doors. "Fuck in hell, someone's over compensating." Rogue said getting offended looks from some nobles by the door waiting to go into the throne room to bitch and moan Celestia's ears off about rich people problems.

"I said keep the profanities to a minimum." the guard said reminding Rogue to watch his language.

"What the fuck are you going to do if I don't." Rogue said having ran out of fucks to give the other day when he found out he was in a bull shit anthro world. The doors to the throne room swung open and he followed the guard into the nearly empty throne room, on the opposite side of the room Celestia and Luna were seated in their thrones while Twilight and the others were standing at the bottom of the dius. The guard stopped in the center of the room and gave a respectful bow, while Rogue just looked at the armor clad simp with a raised eyebrow, the guard then noticed he didn't bow.

"Bow to the Princesses of Equestria." The guard said in a whisper.

"Going to be a solid fuck no on that one." Rogue said making the girls gasp in shock that he just said that while the guards in the room looked at him with murderous intent from his sheer lack of respect.

"Your either brave or stupid, to show such a lack of respect in our presence." Luna said looking down at Rogue from her throne.

"Bitch I don't have any respect for the monarchy back home, so what the fuck made you think I'd show any to you? Rogue asked looking at the Princess of the night without fear.

"Hey, you can't talk to the Princess like that." Rainbow said almost flying over to Rogue but stopped short at the memory of getting a major ass kicking.

"Well shit if it isn't skittles, how's your dentures fitting after I knocked all your teeth out?" Rogue asked going out of his way to be a menace. Rainbow looked pissed and the others in the room all had looks that said. He didn't just say that.

"Enough!" Celestia shouted in the Royal voice, silencing the room with the sky shattering force of her voice. "Human, your lack of basic respect will not be tolerated." Celestia said standing up from her throne as she spread her wings to look more intimidating. "Now then, I have questions for you and you will answer them, depending on your answers you may only walk away from this with a slap on the wrist." Celestia said looking down at the defiant young man.

"Fine, I'll try to hold my tong for now." Rogue said as his eyes started glowing a little.

"Good, when we found you at fort Stonehoof we found some identification on your person, could you confirm your name since you look different from the person in the photo?" Celestia asked looking at Rogue with no small amount of contempt, not surprising since in the first 24 hours he'd been in this world he beaten the element of loyalty half to death, attacked Twilight, almost blew up Ponyville but then again he was only half responsible for that one, aided a deadly villainess in stealing a powerful magic artifact but Celestia didn't know that last one just yet anyway.

"Rogue Winters." Rogue answered.

"Rogue, well he certainly lives up to his name." Rarity said under her breath to Applejack.

"Date of birth?" Celestia asked.

"9th of the 1st 1994." Rogue answered.

"Nationality?" Celestia asked.

"British, welsh specifically." Rogue answered, Celestia nodded to Luna and Twilight letting them know he was telling the truth.

"Do you know what this is?" Luna asked holding up the two halves of the black crystal bracelet Umbra had put on him.

"Yeah, that's the thing that Umbra put on me." Rogue said the glow in his eyes growing brighter making the guards surround him with their weapons raised at him. "Put those down, or I'll put you lot down." Rogue said as his magic aura started flowing over his body like a raging flame.

"Stand down Rogue." Celestia said as she started charging her magic.

"I'm not your lap dog bitch." Rogue said shocking everyone in the room by calling Celestia a bitch.

"How dare you, you may be as powerful as us but you have no right to speak to me like that." Celestia said firing a blast at Rogue but he channeled his inner black air force energy and caught Celestia's magic with his right hand getting pushed back almost all the way to the door before crushing the magic making it explode leaving Rogue unharmed.

"IMPOSSIBLE." Everyone except Rogue said in unison.

"Oh that's it I'm going to beat the brakes off your fat ass!" Rogue shouted as he kicked off from the ground shattering the floor under him shooting across the room in an instant throwing a punch at Celestia, but she put up a shield, just as Rogue's fist made contact the shield crack like glass that had a rock thrown at it. Rogue continued trying to throw his punch as his power surged past normal limits burning through his power reserves at an alarming rate, just as he was about to break through his eyes stopped glowing and turned back to blue as he passed out dropping to the floor at Celestia's feet having ran out of magic for the time being.

"What happened, why did he pass out?" Twilight asked looking to her former teacher for an answer.

"I think he burned through his magic reserves too quickly and passed out." Celestia explained relived at the outcome.

"He needs help, if he loses control like that again he could end up burning through his life force as well as his magic." Luna said looking at Rogue with concern.

"So." Rainbow said with a smirk looking at Rogue in his current state.

"Sister, he allows himself to be fueled by rage, he's dangerous." Celestia said looking to Luna who had flipped Rogue the right way up.

"As was I before Twilight Sparkle and her friends helped me." Luna said putting one of Rogue's arms over her shoulders as she lifted him. "Let me help him." Luna said giving her sister a determined look.

"That was different." Celestia said looking hurt.

"Why, because I'm your sister?" Luna asked looking at Celestia in a way that said don't fuck with me on this.

"Fine Lulu but he's your responsibility and Faust help you if he hurts somepony again." Celestia said crossing her arms while looking down at her sister while she lifted the unconscious young man.

"Thank you sister, I will make him my apprentice and get to the root of his anger before it consumes him, like my jealousy consumed me." Luna said taking Rogue from the throne room followed by two dozen guards.

"Wait he's going to be your apprentice, is that even safe?" Twilight asked.

"Was it safe for my sister to take you as an apprentice when you couldn't control your magic?" Luna asked in response.

"That's not fair." Twilight said with a scowl.

"Life isn't fair Twilight, but I won't give up on him, not until I try to bring him back from the edge. Like I was." Luna said with a pleading look.

"Good luck Luna." Twilight said as Luna carried Rogue out of the throne room.