Fuck My Life

It has been 6 months since the human Rogue Winters arrived in Equestria, and in that time he now had gained access to the elemental powers of Shadow, Water and Fire neglecting his latent magical abilities in favor of mastering elemental power due to one simple reason, he believed that since one third of the worlds population was able to use magic, that magic wasn't worth learning so he decided to pursue something far more specialized and unique, the absolute and total mastery of elemental power. Rogue was standing by a river of lava in the Dragon lands wearing only trousers as he practiced throwing punches and kick's that launched bursts of flame like a fire bender from the last air bender, Rogue continued his training sweating buckets due to how close he was to the lava, surprisingly none of the dragon's had bothered him yet maybe it was because he was far enough from the caves where the dragons lived or maybe it was because he beat Dragon Lord Torch in a one on one fight with out using magic or elemental power when he entered their lands gaining some kind of unspoken respect or maybe they didn't want to pick a fight with the guy who broke off one of Torch's horns and knocked him out while making him look like a bitch. Rogue trained until the sun went down and the moon came out, Rogue breathed heavily covered from head to foot in sweat. "Fuck me." Rogue said finding it hard to get a good breath in his lungs from the humidity in the Dragon Lands.

"Hey you." the voice of a female dragon said from behind Rogue.

"Now what." Rogue thought as he turned around to see a very feminine blue dragon with lighter blue scales on her under side and dark blue spikes on her head with fiery orange eyes with her clawed hands on her hips standing a few feet away. "What do you want?" Rogue asked looking at the dragoness.

"Your the guy who beat my dad, You don't look like much." the dragoness said looking Rogue up and down as she circled him like a predator hunting it's prey, her eyes lingering on the tattoo on his right arm thinking it was some kind of dragon.

"If your looking for revenge, then I'll happily beat the shit out of you as well." Rogue said dropping back into a fighting stance as the dragoness stopped her circling.

"Damn, you really are just like my old man said." The dragoness said with a smirk.

"If your not looking for revenge, then what do you want?" Rogue asked as he stood up relaxing from his fighting stance witch was the same as Goku's from the original Dragonball but that's besides the point.

"You really did a number on my dad, he's actually thinking of running the gantlet of fire because of how badly you beat him." Ember said as she admired Rogue's well toned body as his muscles were covered in sweat.

"Gantlet of fire... I don't know what that is." Rogue said crossing his arms.

"It's basically an obstacle course and a race all in one, the first to reach the bloodstone scepter becomes the new Dragon Lord." Ember explained as her eyes once again lingered on Rogue's tattoo.

"Cool beans, why should I care?" Rogue asked.

"You beat my dad, so... could you train me?" Ember asked the scales on her face going red as she blushed in embarrassment from asking.

"That depends lizard tits, you going to tell me your name?" Rogue asked putting his hands in his pockets.

"My name is Ember." the dragoness said looking at the white haired man.

"Well Ember, I guess I could show you a few techniques but I warn you, I'm not exactly a gentle sparing partner." Rogue said with a smirk as he once again took his fighting stance with Ember following his lead copying his stance.

Five Days Later.

Rogue and Ember were on their backs breathing heavily. "Admit defeat, lizard tits." Rogue said looking up into the dark smoky sky of the Dragon Lands.

"You first, tough guy." Ember said rolling on to her side and getting back up.

"Never." Rogue said exhausted from the heat and the physical work out he'd been doing for the last few weeks in such a harsh extreme environment.

"Your strong, but you can't handle the heat like I can." Ember said standing up over Rogue as he laid out on his back trying to get his fifth wind in him.

"Fuck my life, why dose it have to be so hot." Rogue said sitting up.

"Fuck your life, I would rather just fuck you." Ember said looking at him like a piece of meat.

"Oh hell no, I don't plan on putting my dick in anything that isn't human." Rogue said just staying there not seeing the I'm going to rape you look Ember was giving him.

"That's cool by me, I'll put your dick in me instead." Ember said getting ready to pounce.

"Wait what?" Rogue asked looking at Ember and seeing the look on her face as a cold sweat ran down his spine.

"I likes you and I wants you, so let's just do this the hard way." Ember said lunging at Rogue.

"OH SHIT!!!!!" Rogue shouted as Ember jumped towards him reaching out with her arms with love hearts in her eyes. "Oh hell no." Rogue thought as he dropped into his shadow just before Ember landed on the spot where he'd been only a second before.

"What, where did you go?" Ember said looking around for the human who just disappeared in the blink of an eye. Realizing that he wasn't in any condition to fight back with his stamina so badly drained Rogue flicked his wrist in the direction of the lava river and used the element of fire to make the lava splash drawing Ember's attention. "There you are." Ember said jumping in to the air as she flew off to investigate the sound.

Rogue emerged from his shadow gathered his things and left the Dragon Lands as quickly as he could before more dragons decided they wanted a Piece of him. "Fuck this place I'm never coming back." Rogue said as he passed a few sulfur vents.

A few weeks later Rogue had passed over the Northern mountains of the Dragon Lands and crossed the small ocean between the forests south of Griffin stone and was making his way north into the Griffin kingdom, as he walked through the trees as they grew fewer and thurther apart he could see a city in the distance purched on a tall spire of rock, Rogue looked at it for a good long while. "That looks dodgy as hell, why would anyone build a city in such a place." Rogue thought as he got closer to the Griffin capital unaware that he would soon be coming face to face with a certain pony Princess and her five friends once again.