Lyra
I sat on the couch as I tossed another another chip into my mouth as Lightning Dust paced back and forth around the living room, looking at my book collection in the living room before continuing her pacing.
“You’re making me anxious with this pacing and I don’t like it. Sit down,” I said finally and patted the seat next to me.
“I’m bored,” Lightning grumbled as she sat down and placed her boots on the coffee table. “Not that I don’t enjoy your company but I’ve seen this movie a hundred times Lyra.”
“Same. I’m bored too,” I sighed as I turned the TV off and tossed the remote on the table. “We could play a game.”
“I think after the argument we all had after uno, I’m good on games.” I winced slightly at the reminder and I made a mental note to put Aria and Lightning away from each other if we ever play again. “Actually wait right here.”
Lightning pushed herself off the couch and ran into another room. I laid on my back and listened to the sound of her rummaging around. She quickly returned and held up a book.
“Behold!” Lightning exclaimed with a grin.
“A book,” I said dryly. “Great suggestion. What’s so special about this book?”
“It’s your house. You should know!” Lightning shot back as she sat down. “It’s something called Mad Libs.”
“Oh you mean the game mom and dad used to play back in the dinosaur age before video games were invented?” I asked with an unimpressed look. “Joy.”
“Based on some of these entries, I’d say it’s a pretty wild game,” Lightning commented as she flipped through the book. I peered over her shoulder and my eyes widened.
“Wow the fuck? I never knew mom and dad had a mouth like that on them,” I shrugged. “Why not? We can record it and post it on the group channel.”
“We haven’t really uploaded on there recently. I’m down.”
“Alright let me go talk to Bonnie and I’ll be back,” I promised.
“Where do you want the camera set up?” Bon Bon asked as I came back with two glasses of water. Might as well make the game more entertaining with water.
“Right in front of the table so we’re both in view,” Lightning responded as she tossed some pens on the table. Bon Bon nodded as she placed it there and shrugged. “Yeah that’s perfect. Thanks for helping.”
“No problem. Happy to help,” Bon Bon commented as I tossed her a smirk. “Just don’t be too loud please Lyra. I’m trying to make our bed and finish up laundry. Plus Twist isn’t feeling well so she’s asleep upstairs.”
“Alright we’ll try,” I promised. Hopefully I’d be able to keep. Bon Bon could be scary when mad, especially when it came to her sister.
“Is it on?” Lightning asked Bon Bon disappeared upstairs.
“Hello everyone!” I exclaimed with a smile. “We’re back to play a new game. Lightning is joining me to play something called Mad Libs. We hope you had a great day and can with laugh with us if you didn’t have a good one and that’ll it get better.”
“You sound like a commentator at a sports game,” Lightning snickered.
“Don’t look at the page or I will crucify you,” I warned with a grin as I picked a page at random. “Give me a noun.”
“Uh fuck,” Lightning muttered. “Fuck!”
“Is fuck a noun?” I mused. “Eh screw it, I’m writing it. Plural noun.”
“Bananas.”
“Ooh good one. Verb ending in ing please,” I said as I wrote in the answer LD gave me.
“Dicking,” Lightning said instantly and we burst out laughing. I rolled my eyes as I wrote it in the book.
“Plural noun please.”
“Rollerblades.”
“Okay,” I shrugged. Not the funniest answer but maybe it’ll be entertaining when I read the story. “City.”
“Can it be a fictional city or does it gotta be real?” Lightning asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Just give me city name. Anything works.”
“Hell.”
“Hell okay. Plural noun.”
“God how many fucking plural nouns are there in this damned thing?” Lightning grumbled as she leaned back. “A noun identifies something so a plural noun is more than one. Potatoes?”
“Good god,” I chuckled. “Adjective.”
“Bloody.”
“Okay Octavia bloody hell,” I commented as Lightning snickered. “Noun.”
“Mountain lion.”
“Scary fuckers. Ever get chased by one?” I asked.
“No, the fuck. Have you?”
“Nope thank God. Number.”
“Nine hundred and eight.”
“Hit me with another noun please,” I smirked as she groaned.
“Fuck me,” she muttered. “Pussy.”
“Pussy. Got it,” I giggled to myself. “Adjective.”
“Skinny.”
“Ooh good one,” I congratulated her sarcastically. “Verb.”
“Juggler. Imagine being a juggler. Just throw shit in the air for a living and catch it.”
“That’d be cool as fuck. Just start juggling knives,” I shrugged. “Or glocks. Verb.”
“Uhhhh flap!” Lightning shouted as Bon Bon walked down the stairs. “Sorry. Flap.” Bon Bon walked into the kitchen and shook her head.
“Another plural noun.” Lightning stroked her chin in thought as she sighed.
“Kitties I guess. Fucking evil things. Opalescence is a scourge on humanity,” Lightning grumbled as I laughed. I had to agree with her on that one.
“Verb ending in ing.”
“Bleeding,” Lightning commented as I nodded. “This is surprisingly tedious.”
“A bit. Number me.”
“Fifty three. My lucky number.”
“Uh okay. Weird number to like,” I said as I took a sip of my water. “Adverb please.”
“What the fuck is an adverb? Boldly I guess.”
“Ooh first try. That’s a record for you. Gimme a noun and then an a adjective.”
“Pinkie toe and rough.”
“Alright that’s all. Put the water in,” I instructed as Lightning started drinking from the mug I brought her. “And keep it in. In nineteen eighty one, the US launched the first real space fuck.”
Lightning choked a bit on her water as she shifted in her spot and I snickered as I glanced over at her. She gave me a thumbs up and I laughed a bit harder.
“It was named Columbia and piloted by two brave bananas,” I read as a bit of water leaked down Lightnings chin. If that almost made her laugh, the next line was definitely going to make her lose it. “They had practiced dicking for two years and were-”
Lightning cut me off as she spit the water out of her mouth and burst out laughing. I could faintly hear Bon Bon chuckling in the kitchen as I started laughing.
“Jesus fucking christ,” Lightning muttered with a small grin as she drank from her cup again.
“I know. They had practiced dicking for two years and were expert rollerblades,” I continued as Lightning pressed a hand against her mouth. “Columbia took off from Hell using it’s powerful first stage potatoes and soared off into the bloody blue mountain lion.” Lightning gagged a bit as her eyes widened as she spit her water out.
“Almost fucking drowned,” Lightning explained as I giggled.
“At an altitude of nine hundred and eight feet, it went into orbit around the pussy,” I read as Lightning spit her water out and fell on my shoulder as we laughed. I pressed my hand on my chest as I joined her. Felt like my chest was gonna explode from how hard I was laughing. “For people watching from earth, it was a skinny sight juggler.”
“Mhm,” Lightning mumbled around her new mouthful of water.
“Who could really flap that there were two kitties in space? It was mind bleeding. After fifty three orbits, the shuttle landed boldly at an air force pinkie toe. It was a rough day for the us space program,” I finished and tossed the book down. “That’s all.” Lightning swallowed her water and shrugged.
“That was interesting. My turn now.”
Oh God. Time for me to be as raunchy as possible.
Lyra
I sat back down with two new glasses of water and towel to absorb the water from the last round. We had surprisingly gone through both our glasses. I didn’t really think a game about words could be fun but I was wrong. So very wrong.
“Hey Twist!” I called out as my girlfriends sister walked past us. Twist looked miserable with her hair in all directions and slightly green.
“Hey there Mith Lyra,” Twist mumbled as I grinned at her.
“You can drop the miss part. Makes me feel old.”
“Okay. I undertand. I’m gonna go to bed again. I feel tick,” Twist muttered and I smiled faintly. I personally found her lisp adorable. I waved as she stumbled up and the stairs to the spare room.
“Okay your turn,” I turned to Lightning with a large grin. “Hope you’re ready LD.”
“Oh I am. Twist is cute.”
“I know right? She’s nice,” I said fondly. “Now enough sweet talk! Let’s get dirty!”
“God that could be misinterpreted. We should introduce the others to cards against humanity,” Lightning mused as she inspected the paper and picked up a pen. That was a really good idea. “Alright, give me an adjective.”
“Sweaty,” I said after a moment.
“Give me a female name please.”
“Well Bon Bon is here too. Just put down Bon Bon,” I answered with a shrug.
“Bon Bon. Got it,” Lightning commented. “Adjective.”
“Sloppy?”
“Noun.”
“Vagina I guess,” I shrugged as Lightning gagged a bit. “What?”
“I hate that word. Sounds gross.”
“Grow up would ya?” I asked with a grin. “It’s just a word.”
“You’re seriously telling me of all people to grow up? You rode a toy pony through Walmart while shouting giddyup and got us banned!” Lightning exclaimed with a playful glare. “Part of the body.”
“Colon I guess,” I said as we both snickered. “I went indoors with that one.”
“Is the colon a body part?” Lightning asked between her laughter.
“It’s most definitely a part.”
“Hit me with a noun.”
“Salad,” I said as I leaned backwards. “You like salad?”
“Not particularly you?” Lightning asked as she wrote in the book.
“Not really unless it has Catalina on it. And I mean a shit ton,” I answered.
“You mean ketchup?” Lightning asked with a grin. “Person in house female.”
“Whatever you wanna call it. And put Bon Bon again I guess.”
“Alright. Part of the body, plural.”
“Knees.”
“Noun.”
“Cockring,” I grinned as Lightning laughed.
“God help us all if you get a comedy show. Plural noun please.”
“I should get my own show you are right,” I agreed with a smile. “Dicks.”
“Adjective.”
“Hard.”
“Adjective?”
“Fucking hell another,” I grumbled. “Hairy.” Instantly Fluttershys pet dog entered my mind. Harry was a giant fucking dog.
“Interesting. Adjective again.”
“Sticky,” I said as I rubbed my fingers together.
“Alright water in,” Lightning demanded as I drank from my cup and held the water in. “This one’s called Pillow Fight.”
“Mhm,” I muttered around my water.
“Last time I went to a sleep over, a sweaty pillow fight broke out. Out of nowhere, Bon Bon grabbed her sloppy, fluffy vagina-” Lightning burst out laughing as my eyes widened and I spit the water everywhere.
“Oh my God no!” Bon Bon shouted down the stairs as we laughed even harder. “Ew!”
After a stern talking to from Bon Bon, we continued our game. I’m pretty sure we are both in hot water now. I’m also pretty sure I’m sleeping on the couch tonight but oh well. That line was hilarious.
“Out of nowhere, Bon Bon grabbed her sloppy, fluffy vagina,” Lightning struggled to continue as I filled my mouth with water again. “And began swinging it at anyone close to her.” She snickered as a bit of water shot out of my mouth.
“Pffft!” I mumbled and bit my lip.
“Where the fuck am I?” Lightning asked as she scanned the page. “Oh there. Soon enough, everyone joined in and I got hit right in the back of my colon.”
I gagged a bit on my water and giggled. Now I knew what Lightning meant by almost drowning. Hopefully she knows how to get water out of my lungs because I’m pretty sure Bons would just watch at this point.
“As soon as I recovered, I tossed my salad,” Lightning laughed as I spit the water into the air and hastily covered my mouth as I joined her laughing.
“As soon as I lined up, tossed my salad!” I exclaimed with a giggle as I fell backwards.
“It’s as soon as I recovered!” Lightning corrected with a grin.
“Oh what did I say?” I asked in confusion between my laughter.
“As soon as I lined,” Lightning explained as I grabbed her shoulder and started laughing again. “Oh fuck my life.”
“For real,” I agreed as I refilled my mouth of water.
“As soon as I recovered, I tossed my salad at Bon Bons knees,” Lightning snickered into the pillow she fell ontop of as I giggled softly and fought to keep the water in. “But I missed. Instead, I knocked over an expensive cockring and my pillow split open. Dicks flew everywhere!”
Lightning waved her hand around for emphasis as the other weakly held on to the paper as I felt water dribble down my chin.
“The fight stopped when we all broke out into hairy laughter. The fun ended when we realized we had to clean up the sticky mess,” Lightning read as she smiled faintly. I swallowed my water and stared at her.
“What kind of sleepovers you having that end in sticky messes?” I asked pointedly as she rolled her eyes.
“Not like the ones we have,” Lightning commented as her eyes widened. “Wait that sounds bad.” I laughed as I nodded my agreement.
“Alright everybody that’s all for us,” I announced as we looked at the camera. "maybe this will be a regular game we play and might even switch up with the rest of the girls. We hope you all had as much as we did and have a great week!” I quickly stood up and shut the camera off and made a mental note to cut that part in editing.
“Alright I gotta piss. Be right back,” Lightning said as she stood up and headed for the bathroom. I glanced behind me as Bon Bon dropped a pillow and blanket on the couch. I gulped nervously as she walked up the stairs.
Looks like I was right.
Author's Note
Super short story. This is a little sneak peak of the various games I have planned for the groups to play. Let me know if you're interested in more stories similar to this. Have a goodnight!