Pelinal Whitestrake, the man and legend himself, what were his intentions in Equestria? No pony knew.
You see Pelinal Whitestrake was to Equestria by the gods to calm down because he wouldn't stop his genocide until every elf in existence was dead.
So they sent him to the unknown world of Equestria, unknown to them, this world was dominated by equines, but it also had elves.
Pelinal lived in harmony for the First couple of years In Equestria, He had actually managed to hook up with one of the rulers of the Equestrian dyarchy, who was princess Luna, also known as the Princess of the night.
The two of them dated for around 2 years, they were a perfect match for each other, As Luna liked to be old fashioned, which meant duels and that type of shit, and Pelinal Whitestrake was also old fashioned but he also hated elves, so naturally they clicked.
you see Luna met Pelinal, after there was a mass reporting of diamond dog corpses which started appearing around Appaloosa during the night, She was curious so she went to investigate in secret without her sisters knowledge, when she arrived she found Pelinal.
When she asked him why he did this, he told her that he thought they were a breed of Elves, and she found that amusing.
"Have I told you how much I despise Elvenkind?" Pelinal Whitestrake asked Luna, "yes, you have Pelinal, countless times" Luna Responded, it was night court, the most cripplingly boring part of the day for her.
At least Pelinal agreed to accompany her, that made it more bearable, at least she didn't need guards when he was here, he could just run at anyone who she wanted out with a great sword, now Celestia did tell her that she can't make Pelinal run at the Nobles with a great sword, but Luna didn't care and it was funny to watch them run out of the throne room as fast as they could.
She completely ignored the last noble trying to convince her that she would authorise demolishing poor ponies home to make space for an expensive clothing boutique, she wasn't listening because she was thinking of what stupid shit she and Pelinal can do after night court had finished.
"Pelinal, come here for a second" Luna asked Pelinal, the noble just huffed from being made to wait, Pelinal soon arrived at Luna's side, "what do you need Luna?" Pelinal asked, "I have been informed that this pony right here is of Elven heritage" Lunar explained to Pelinal, "wait what?" the noble said, Pelinal slowly started drawing his sword and the noble started running for her life, "GET BACK HERE YOU ELVEN SCUM!" Pelinal screamed at the fleeing pony as he tried to pursue.
Pelinal was stopped just before he reached the throne room door, Luna picked him up with her magic and bought him back to her, "good, I had enough of her complaining" Luna said still holding Pelinal in her magic as she talked to him, "are we done here? Also put me down you know what I think of magic," he asked Luna while still being held in her magic, "yes magic is for Elves there for it's for the weak and that the only magic users you respect are your adoptive nephew Morihaus and me," she rehearsed from memory, Pelinal has told her that countless times.
Once out the throne room, they began walking back to Luna's chambers, "I just realised that the One I loved before was named Huna, Ironic now isn't it" Pelinal told Luna, Luna didn't say anything in response, Pelinal once again drew his blade and started inspecting it, "God FUCKING DAMN IT, MY BLADE HAS DULLED, HOW WILL I SLAUGHTER ELVENKIND WITH A BLUNT SWORD" Pelinal screamed upon the realisation, Luna visibly flinched at Pelinals outburst, Pelinal noticed this and put one of his arms around her, "we can get it sharpened later," Luna said burying herself into Pelinals side.
"We haven't done anything for a good couple of hours, how about we do something fun?" Pelinal asked Luna, Luna looked towards him "Such as?" she asked, Pelinal thought for a moment before responding, "hmm how about we do some sparing?" he offered Luna, "fine, but not with steel, I don't want either of us to get hurt, so wooden swords it will be" Luna said to Pelinal, they stopped next to a door onto one of the castle balconies, the two of them decided that it would be nice to admire the night.
They both rested on the balcony railing, Luna resting her front hooves and Pelinal resting his arms, "you're the only god I have respect for" Pelinal confessed to Luna, then he stared into the night sky, "When Akatosh looked down upon me, I simply stared back, I stared at a god Luna, I wish you weren't a god so I wouldn't have to stare at a living god every time I saw You" Luna just stared at him, the both of them sat in silence admiring the night.
after a while they remembered that they still have around two hours of the night left, so they decided that they will spend the rest of the night sparring in Luna's room, they left the balcony and headed back to Luna's room, once they reached her room, "lay down your weapons" Luna ordered Pelinal, he obeyed the command and switched out his great sword with a wooden one, Luna did the same, "prepare yourself" she ordered.
Time flew by as they sparred, Pelinal cursed on Akatosh' name for making time fly by so fast as he was actually enjoying himself, Luna found this rather amusing, "come on Pelinal you can curse on the gods names tomorrow," she said as she was sprawled out on her bed patting the empty space next to her.
Pelinal awoke to Nothing yet everything all at once, he felt awakened yet as if he was still sleeping, before him was Akatosh, The dragon god of time, Like his last encounter Pelinal just stared, not in wonder or aw, just a regular, Hello I'm going to stare into your soul now type of stare.
"I hope you've calmed down Pelinal...wait who are you?" Akatosh spoke to Pelinal then suddenly turning to see Luna standing there, "I'm not going back, I have done too much here to leave, I will beat the ever living shit outta your divine ass if you try to send me back" Pelinal threatened Akatosh, Luna stood there listening to her beloved threaten to beat the ever living shit out of a god, "ugh, fine you will stay, Anyway how the fuck did you get here?" he said to Pelinal then turned to Luna, "I'm a goddess, I'm... Also Pelinal's" Luna replied a bit embarrased to Akatosh, "are you fucking kidding me Pelinal, you're dating a horse goddess, get the fuck out of here you two."
The both of them were sent away at the same time, yet somehow Luna woke up faster than Pelinal, Probably because she was the princess of the night, when he awoke she was playing with his once white now brown hair, "why did I witness you threaten a god Pelinal, actually don't answer that" Luna asked Pelinal, "anyway, some unknown primitive species that is capable of speaking Ponish is sending a diplomat so we have a diplomatic meeting, and Twilight is wondering if you want to join you just have to um... Behave yourself" Luna Explained.
At the diplomatic meeting Pelinal was sitting next to Luna, when Celestia, along with Twilight and a hooded biped entered the room, Celestia introduced the room, But when Pelinal heard the hooded figures name he clenched his fists and stared with hatred at the figure, Luna took the precaution of taking away Pelinals weapons so he wouldn't do anything... Stupid before they entered the room.
"So Talkynd was it? Why don't you remove the hood, you're not the only biped here anymore," Celestia asked Talkynd, "sure why not, there isn't many ponies around here" Talkynd answered to celestia taking off his hood in the process, "Luna dear... Could you get me something to... Drink" Pelinal asked Luna without taking his eyes of Talkynd, "Um... Ok Pelinal i'll get one of the maids to bring you something, she told Pelinal.
Elven scum Pelinal said in almost perfect Aldmeris, "Um... Sorry what?" Talkynd asked Pelinal confused, "how... Do you... Not know... The language of... Your people Elf," Pelinal said with hatred, noticing that something wan't right Luna grabbed one of his arms and started hugging it to try and calm him down.
once the maid bought the drink to Luna, Luna still hugging Pelinal, pointed infront of Pelinal at the chalice, Pelinal grabbed the chalice off the platter, and without breaking eye contact with Talkynd, he splashed the beverage onto his helmet then aimed at Talkynd and threw the chalice as hard as he could while shouting "BEGONE YOU ELVEN PIECE OF SHIT, I WON'T LET YOUR FOUL KIND ENSLAVE THE PONIES.
Luna was taken aback by Pelinal's remark, she would have to discuss this with him later, Talkynd ducked just in time for the chalice to not become permanently one with his forehead, Celestia escorted Talkynd outside the room so that Pelinal would not try to do anything like that.
"Pelinal. My chambers. Now." Luna ordered Pelinal, without arguing he did as he was told, "BUCK ME THREE FOLD PELINAL..." Luna was interrupted by Pelinal before she finished the sentence, "the helm stays on during... SHUT THE BUCK UP PELINAL AND THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS FOR ONCE IN YOUR BUCKING LIFE, YOU ATTACKED A DIPLOMAT " Luna interrupted him, she was now pissed, " but... He was an Elf Luna you know that I FUCKING DESPISE THOSE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT" he screamed back at Luna.
"Ugh fine, I guess you're right Pelinal, you have told me that countless times, the both of them seemed to calm down a bit, "you know what I need a nap, Pelinal I hope you don't do anything stupid while I nap, you better behave yourself" Luna said tired from Pelinals bullshit while laying on her bed.
Pelinal was following the Elf, He needed to know where he was going, he was unarmed but that wouldn't stop him, the ponies wouldn't know that he was going to kill some of the Elves, well... By some of them he actually meant all of them, "It seems that the elves live underground, Interesting..." he whispered to himself.
He saw the two Elven guards standing outside, they seemed armed with stone spears, "great, primitive tools, should make it easy" Pelinal thought while observing the elves, then he dropped down strangled one of the elves and stabbed the other with the stone spear, he went inside the Elven slums.
He hid behind a stone pillar while waiting for one of the Elves to pass then snuck up behind the Elf and broke the Elf's neck, this Elf had a crude iron sword, he took it, he went deeper into the Elven slums, well they weren't slums, he just called it that because there was so much elves that it lowered the land value.
"What are you doing here Pelinal?" upon hearing that voice he drew the crude sword and turned around to see none other than Discord, "killing these scum", he indicated at the Elf he killed moments ago, "chaos, I see" Discord responded to Pelinal, "you can have this place when I'm done with this Elven ethnic cleansing, do whatever the fuck you want in here, I won't give a shit" Pelinal said to Discord.
"Deal..." Discord said snapping his fingers and giving Pelinal a blade made from pure light, "use this and it will make... Actually this one doesn't fit you" he snapped his fingers again taking away the blade of pure light "here this should be better, it's a war axe forged from traces of the moon, I'm giving you this because I know of your relationship with Luna" Discord said to Pelinal.
Pelinal stared at the axe, he noticed that it was engraved with Luna's cutie mark, it was also surprisingly cold to the touch, "Well... What are we waiting for" He said with excitement, Pelinal ran through the halls of the Elven slum attacking everything in sight, then they reached the end of the Elven slum, Now Pelinal managed to get quite the attention from the Elves so there was like seventy after him, and he managed to back himself into a corner.
Pelinal noticed that the axe was faintly glowing so he decided to do something he swore to never do, He unleashed the built up magic inside the axe and discharged it sending the Elves into extinction and teleporting him right into the centre of Luna's room, he landed on his stomach with a loud thud which awoke luna, "Pelinal, Oh no please say that you're ok... Where did you get that axe from?" she asked him upon noticing the axe that landed near him which was engraved with her cutie mark.
Pelinal sat upright and said "Ughh... I'm fine, also Discord gave it to me," he responded truthfully, "Pelinal... I swear if you sent those Elves into extinction while I was napping, I will not know what to do with you, not that I'm complaining." Luna said smugly to Pelinal "Wait a second... Did you give Discord the axe?" Luna smiled once again before saying, "maybe..."
Author's Note
Edit: Grammar
