Roast of the Sun Twins (MLE)
⚠️ CURSE WORD WARNING ⚠️
SolarFlare was not liking this.
Not a single bit of it.
Celestia on the other hand was quite invested on how this would go. Even though she took were a victim of this herself.
This did not make it better that BOTH universes were here to witness their misery from behind an invisible window that Disc'oiu created! And the cherry on top.. VILLIANS were the hosts of this show. Only from the MLE universe though not that it makes this any better.
"SolarFlare, donth te believe te arth making a quite large deal of tis?" Celestia asked as she looked at her already fuming alter ego.
"Nay t' all sister... Nay t' all...." SolarFlare said while her long Sun colored tail was swaying rapidly back and forth, which indicated... She was not happy at all. Looking for a fight. Bad enough she was forced out of Celestia's mind so she could suffer with her. SolarFlare has..TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE anger issues. So she knows her roasts or insults will mainly be about that.
"Um.. why is her tail doig that?" Pony Luna asked. Looking at the two alternative seles of her sisters.
"Oh she's pissed. Out for blood." Disc'oiu answered casually. "So who should the villians and reformed villians target first.?"
Almost instantly everyone and everycreature from both universes automatically said.
"Celestia."
"Going for the nicer, calmer, understanding, and peaceful one first. Excellent but nah, we need some chaos. So we doing both of them at the same time. But sense we all agree Celly is less likely to hurt us, we do her first then SolarFlare."
"At least y'all starting with Aunt Tia, honestly you could punch her and she would apologize" Alternative Cadance said. Maybe that's what BOTH of these Celestia's problems were.
"Reminds me of somepony." Pony Cadance said earning a glare from Pony Celestia.
"Is my alternative self really that bad?" Daybreaker asked.
"Yes." The MLE universe answered.
"Can we please chain SolarFlare up?" Chrysil asked, she did not want to be on SolarFlare's long hit list.
"No, but don't worry if she tries anything we got back up." Alternative Storm King said.
"Your all gonna die." Hippogriff Novo said.
"Let's hope not."
"Ok before we start here's a run down of Queen Celestia's and Solar Flare's personally so you can know what to expect in response." Discord said he took out a piece of paper out of no where and red glasses appeared on his face. He appeared in front of a line of the villians and reformed villians of MLE.
"Celly is, calm, peaceful, understanding, loyal, honest, nice, kind, sweet, almost a little to sweet, for some reason VERY forgiving. And basically a lot of positive things. While for SolarFlare has extreme anger issues, mean, rude, sarcastic, takes crap from noone, easy to hate, dark, and basically everything Celestia isn't so have fun! Other me your up first since your one of the earliest reformed bad guys."
"Cool!" Disc'oiu seemed quite excited for this. He disappeared, then reappeared into the same room as the Sun Twins, on the other side of the large invisible window. Both Pinkie Pie's threw popcorn into their mouths, this was going to be a show of a lifetime.
"Greetings Disc'oiu." Celestia said kindly.
"Hey Celly! I apologize in advance for what's coming your way first. SolarFlare is next."
"Tis fine, I assume you hav' choosenth to doth SolarFlare seconde?"
"Oh yeah, she's terrifying. So we're all doing you first then her."
"Charmed..."
Disc'oiu then coughed prepared for what is about to come out of his mouth. Was he worried about doing Celestia? Nope! She's to much of a saint. He were glad SolarFlare was second though.. he saved the best part for her. Cracked his knuckles then he began.
"Celly is either the CEO of 'tehehehehe' ". Disc'oiu begun as the spotters just stared. SolarFlare stared blankly at him for a moment.
"Or she's the CEO of.. 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!'" The spotters all jumped at the sudden change of act. Even Celestia was taken aback by that.
"She's multipled personality as hell, your lucky you only see her good side. Even though she's easy to take advantage of, peaceful, and likes to act like she has no back bone, Hates drama but she somehow gets dragged in to stuff! Like I swear if you don't start to show that back bone for that good side of yours.. Literally came from the damn SUN, but she refuses to show her true power. You don't even SEE her other personalities! But you know the exist because of those damn random ass mood swings that's hard to catch.."
"SolarFlare is the owner of MWAHAHAHAHAHA! She's the damn demon from hell. She was made in hell! If your the boyfriend or girlfriend of SolarFlare and you're pew pew, getting your ass whipped. SolarFlare is either going to kill or watch and laugh. I'm sorry future spouse of SolarFlare. You just witnessed murder or got your ass whooped. I'd rather sell my soul to Satan then even think being with SolarFlare.. oh wait she is Satan."
"And y'all say Vio'shike, Sombra and Stormy are evil? I hope none of you meet SolarFlare." Disc'oiu finally finished as he took a deep breath, man that felt good to get out. The spotters were impressed on what he had to say.
And as suspected, Celestia is very calm and kind about this. "Tis is truth, aye must admith." She said, while holding SolarFlare so she wouldn't do anything. "SolarFlare..."
The taller alter ego looked down at her more kinder side and sighed in frustration. "A mus't to aye suffer... I mus't admith te speaks thee truth.."
Back to behind that invisible window
"Even I wouldn't wish meeting SolarFlare on my worse enemies.." Original Grogar said.
"I like her." Daybreaker said.
"She's worse then Vio'shike, and he's a planet genocidle bastard." Alternative King Sombra spoke.
"Seems like she only listens to Tia though.." Pony Luna said as she turned to Alternative Luna and Alternative Twilight.
"Because she does."
"Yeah, when we met SolarFlare, we all thought she was going to kill us until Queen Celestia has to stop her. Must be a Sun thing because our Luna and Nightmare can't stand each other." Alternative Twilight added.
"Quie right." The alternative Moon twins spoke at the same time.
Disc'oiu appeared back into the room looking at the line of villians.
"Hmmm... I really want to see Grogy, Vio and Stormy go just because SolarFlare hates those two the most..'
"Rude."
"But Solar seems to hate everyone and everything but Celly and that those phoenix's, so Chrysil, Tireki and Cozy go ahead." Disc'oiu said as those three disappear.
"Chrysil?" Chrysalis said in confusion.
"Tireki?" Tyrek also said in confusion.
"Alternative universe, which means not everything is same genius's." Pony Rainbow Dash said.
"Oh.."
" Wait is other me... HUGGING that Princess's alternative self?!"
"Oh my god yes she is." Tyrek said staring in shock, the entire MLP universe was confused. Spikes flew down in front of the original universe to explain.
"In our universe, Our Cozy isn't mentally ok due to being a runaway from her toxic household, and she never got the help she needed so after the battle. Queen Celestia decided \to get her help, and now you can say Cozy see's her as a mother figure, also Chrysil and Tireki were not the right people to take care of Cozy because they have their own troubles, they don't even get along, and overall it would be a repeat of what Cozy originally got away from."
"Oooh.."
Back to the main room
"Aye quite shocked tee hast still agreed to care for thee little one.." SolarFlare said. Celestia looked at her for a minute before separating herself from the young winged Equssian.
"I don't really wanna insult or roast neither of you so I'll pass." Cozy said, both of the Sun Twins nodded in understanding. Chrysil stepped up forward before Cozy flew up in the air, backing up beside Tireki.
"She won't do it but I will."
"Most certainly." SolarFlare mumbled under her breathe.
"Celestia your not anyone's mom! Damn the minute you meet this Sun bitch, she wants to mother you all of a sudden. SolarFlare is that bitch who will be the parent who leaves after giving birth and leaving without a trace."
"What did you just call us?" Both Celestia and SolarFlare said at the same time, dropping their ancient speech. SolarFlare's tail went back to that angered swaying it did earlier. Oh SolarFlare had things to say after Chrysil was done. Cozy and Tireki slowly stepped further away seeing SolarFlare's large, long, tail sway back and forth like that.
"Oh wait I was just getting warmed up.. Celestia is a walking trauma house, she wants to know what's other people's demons when she can't even handle her own demons. She probably doesn't even know what self love is, knows how to love others, but not herself. I bet none of her friends even know about her being Vio'shikes little bird trapped in a cage for all of those thousands of years..."
Disc'oius jaw dropped. "CHRYSIL!! THAT WAS NOT COOL!"
"Chrysil!!" Both Cozy and Tireki said at the same time. Celestia's eyes widen at that, how did Chrysil know that?..
"SolarFlare has probably thought about killing someone out of sadness at least once, all that anger has nowhere to go so she takes it out on everyone but Luna and Nightmare because she knows if she did she would be what she was in that past. I'm surprised Nightmare Moon and Luna can even love her as a sister, probably the bully who doesn't give a damn about no one but herself. And y'all say Vio'shike and Sombra are heartless? Meet the Queen of hell! SolarFlare. Vio'shike must have had a fun time playing 'Anger Temperature' with her."
Silence filled the air, Chrysil has gone too far.
Celestia sighed after she refocused her thoughts so ithe Sun wouldn't blow up from how high SolarFlare's anger is at right now. "Tee is onet uf Vio'shikes partners aren't tee..?" She knew Vio'shike better then anyone, he wasn't telling nothing about Celestia to anyone unless.. they were in corporation or to make others turn against the Sun Goddess.
"Of course I am!"
SolarFlare felt her horns, the large mark on the left side her face, and her tail turn completely black. Indicating she was about to do something she was not going to regret."Vio'shike has't told how many individual?..."
"Oh more then you know of SolarFlare, some are ven the ones you trust the most."
SolarFlare was about to launch herself at Chrysil but she stopped.
"Those we truth the most?"
Disc'oiu and Discord felt sweat coming down from those foreheads. "Well that went completely wrong.."
Author's Note
Yes I did just drop something that is gonna be the MLE series book... Chrysil just gifted you all with huge information!! Also the "uf" was meant to be there as I'm playing around with the way SolarFlare and Celestia speak...
But Chrysil is cancelled for snitching on those two and their past 😭