Itsy-Bitsy

Dearest Princess Twilight,

It’s me, Luster Dawn. My friends and I thought we’d send you a letter about our visit to Ponyville - you know, since you lived here - so you’ll see it all penned this down. I wouldn’t normally bother you, but I made the most amazing discovery. So while we were in Ponyville, we found this stallion who, no exaggeration, makes most colt’s endowments look huge - not that I go looking at colts, but you get my picture. To preempt any news reaching you of the little experiments we ran on him, I thought I’d let you know. Bitsy, the stallion in question, was more than willing to help, Cozy and Flurry made excellent assistants, and we fully intend on continuing our investigation - which is where you come in.

I wouldn’t ordinarily bother you with something so trivial, but I wanted your blessing on the matter. Should you approve, I’d like to bring Bitsy to Canterlot for evaluation and to run a few tests. We’d be happy to have you supervise or possibly even join in, and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind having another mare appreciating his less-than-adequate assets. Honestly, I’m relatively certain that he likes all the attention - that being said…

On a less scholarly note, you will not believe how small his package is! You know me better than most ponies, so you’ll understand that I don’t get excited over something very easily. While it may be slightly inappropriate to take such a personal interest in somepony, I can’t help myself - trust me, you’ll sympathize when you get the opportunity to see why I’m so excited. In any case, I wish you well. I’m gonna hand the letter over to

Hey Twilight,

This is Cozy. Now that Luster is done nerding out about Bitsy, let me lay it down for you. This stallion is small - like, I’ve seen mares with bigger clits than this colt. The little - and I do mean little guy makes most carrots look imposing! When I say he’s got a foal’s dick, I mean

Sorry, Luster snatched the pen and started yelling at me - anyways, yeah, he’s been ton of fun to play with. All joking aside though, he’s been having a blast. I don’t think I’ve seen a stallion cum so many times since - well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stallion blow so many loads before. He may not be the biggest or boldest stallion, but we’re gonna fix that. Just because he almost sports an innie when it’s cold doesn’t mean he doesn’t have potential - at least that’s what Flurry keeps telling him.

Speaking of Flurry, she’s so head over heels over him. I almost feel bad for her - almost. He’s such a subby bitch that he turned down her coming onto him like a drunken prom date! Can you believe that? The good thing is that he’s starting to come around to her, practically begging her to sit on his face, and she’s starting to

TWILIGHT

Twilight, that’s not true at all. Cozy is full of crap lies, we both know that. First and foremost, I’m not head over heels for Bitsy - secondly, he doesn’t beg me to sit on his face. Yeah, I might think he’s cute, and I find his goods adorable, and watching him jizz while he whimpers he’s fun to talk to, but that doesn’t mean I like like him!

Besides all that, it’s not like he can actually do anything to me - to any of us, really. At most, his dainty little colthood is good for rubbing against somepony’s clit - not that I’d know! I’m pretty sure he’s done growing, and he’s not going to get any bigger, so any mare who’s lucky enough to take him as a lover is going to be in a tough spot - on that note, I had a question.

Is there any way you or mom know any size-changing spells? Bitsy is pretty tiny where it counts, but I was wondering if he could be even smaller than he is. He complains about it a lot, whining about how little he is, but that doesn’t make sense! If he had a problem with his equipment, why would he constantly get hard when Cozy bullies him, Luster starts taking measurements, or when I wrap my lips around his I’m just sitting there talking to him?! Maybe you or mom could

FLURRY SUCKS HIM OFF CONSTANTLY AND TOUCHES HERSELF WH

Ok, yeah, they’re really going at it now (this is Luster again). We look forward to receiving correspondence from you, my Princess. I’ve procured a consent form from Bitsy that he freely signed without duress or any sort of threat, so you don’t have to worry about that. If and when you get to see him, speak with me first - I have a few ideas for that.

Talk to you soon,

Luster, Cozy, and Flurry