Birthday Photo Shoots Are Ze Magics

by AndwhatIseeisme

Rating: mature
Tags: Windy Whistles, Sex, Photo Finish, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Porn
Length: 1055

Windy Whistles and Rainbow Dash have an interesting experience during a photo shoot.

Another year older, another dumb photo shoot for Rainbow to be dragged to by her mother. Rainbow has never been a fan of them, but she can never argue her way out of them. This year, her and Windy are getting their pictures taken by a certain eccentric photographer, who is sure to make this a photo shoot worth remembering.

Warnings: Incest, F/F sex, oral sex, anal insertion, bad interesting accents, and ze magics

Written for a certain world's strongest writer's Birthday Not-A-Contest , to hopefully be read out loud on stream. Happy birthday Shakespearicles!

Thanks to Deus Foalt for the idea of this fic.

Published 2023-08-23 21:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-08-23 21:10:01 UTC

Ze Magics

“Ugh, come on, Mom!” Rainbow Dash whined as she reluctantly flew to her destination. “Do we really need to do another of these dumb photo shoots?”

“Oh, Dashie, how can the most photogenic pony in Equestria hate getting her picture taken so much?” Windy Whistles inquired. “Besides, it’s only once a year for your birthday that we do these professional shoots. Is that really so bad?”

“Mom, I can’t imagine ever saying this to another living pony, but don’t you have enough pictures of me already?” Rainbow asked.

“Of you, Dashie? Never!” Windy proclaimed. “Now hurry, we’re almost there.”

The mother and daughter pair touched down outside the photo parlor, Windy spitting on a hoof and giving Rainbow a quick freshen up, much to Rainbow’s displeasure. Once Windy was satisfied, the two pegasi walked in for their scheduled appointment.

“Ach! At last, you are here!” the mare inside shouted as they entered the building.

“Actually, I think we’re a few minutes earl –” Windy started to say.

“Enough! Come, we begin!” the mare commanded, whipping around and marching toward the back of the room, where various pieces of photo equipment were set up.

“Wait a second, what’s the rush– hey!” Rainbow tried to ask, before two assistant ponies appeared behind her and pushed her and her mother into position in front of the camera.

“Yes! Wunderbar! Now, just act natural and let Photo Finish verk her magics!” Photo Finish ordered as she positioned herself. “BEGIN!”

A camera popped out of the case in front of her, and Photo Finish immediately began snapping pictures of the pegasi, occasionally shouting orders at the two to swap positions or how to pose.

“No! No! Nein!” Photo shouted in frustration after several minutes of taking pictures. “This vill not do at all. Vhere iz ze pazzion? Ze style? Ze love?”

“Umm…” Windy started.

“You!” Photo pointed at Rainbow. “Give her ze kiss,” she instructed, gesturing at Windy.

“What!?” Rainbow asked in confusion. “Exactly what kind of photos are you trying to take?”

“No time to explain! I am feeling… ze inspired! Assistants!” Photo shouted, as her two assistant ponies jumped to attention to aid their boss.

“Hey! Wha-” Rainbow stammered as one of the ponies pushed her head forward.

“Oh my!” Windy was equally surprised as she found herself being pushed toward her daughter.

Windy and Rainbow suddenly found themselves kissing each other, both too stunned to resist much as lights flashed around them. Instinct and habit overtook them once their lips connected, and they quickly lost themselves in their kiss, the other ponies in the room nearly forgotten.

“YES!” Photo Finish shouted, snapping the two out of their moment. “Zat is perfect! Now more! Make ze love to ze camera!”

“Like, literally? Or?” Rainbow tried to ask, but Windy was too caught up in the moment now to give Rainbow a chance to ask any further clarity. She tackled her daughter to the floor and began kissing down her neck and chest, until at last reaching the awesomest place on the awesomest pony in Equestria. Rainbow’s questions were forgotten quickly as she felt her mom’s tongue enter her and start licking.

“Yees! Yees! Just like zat! Perfect! Show Photo Finish more!” the photomare vaguely instructed the two mares fucking in front of her.

“Mmm, mom, just like that,” Rainbow moaned as her mother ate her out. She writhed around on the floor, vocalizing her pleasure with nary a care for her audience or the camera in the room. All she was focused on was how amazing Windy’s tongue felt as it wriggled itself deeper inside of her.

“More!” Photo instructed, gesturing at her assistants with a little twirling motion as she continued snapping pictures. They understood exactly what she wanted. Somehow.

Grabbing Windy around her waste, one of the assistant ponies lifted her rump up and turned her around, plopping her directly onto Rainbow’s mouth. Windy’s mouth never left her daughters marehood the whole time.

“Yees! No! Yees! No! No! Yees! More!” Photo demanded.

Rainbow and Windy continued lapping at each other’s pussies as Photo’s assistants quickly inserted vibrators up their butts. The assistants also preened their wings, fluffed their fur, and styled their manes.

Rainbow and Windy didn’t bother worrying about what was being done to them, to focused on racing to make the other cum. Windy’s skilled tongue traced designs around the walls of her daughter’s pussy, intent on making the younger mare climax first. Rainbow’s technique was more amateur and unpracticed than her mother’s but she made up for it with enthusiasm and speed, stabbing it deep inside Windy’s walls and wagging it back and forth as she pulled out. Both mares were nearly to orgasm when–
“Enough!” Photo shouted. “Perfect! Ve are ze done!”

Rainbow and Windy were stunned in bewilderment as Photo’s assistants quickly pulled the toys out of their rumps, tore down the lights and equipment from around them, and pulled the two mares apart.

“Hey! What gives? We didn’t finish!” Rainbow protested.

“Vat nonsense iz zis you speak?” Photo asked as her assistant lifted the two pegasi up onto their backs. “Ze pictures are done, and ze magic has been complete!”

Rainbow and Windy were unceremoniously dropped onto the ground outside the photo shop. Photo Finish stepped over their prone bodies as her and her assistants also left the building.

“I go!”

Photo Finish’s assistants hurried after her as Rainbow and Windy picked themselves up off the ground and brushed themselves off. Behind them, the building they had been in suddenly exploded, showering debris down around them.

“Now do you see why I hate these photo shoots?” Rainbow asked.

“Oh hush, Dashie. At least the pictures always turn out nice,” Windy retorted. “Now, come on. Let’s go home and see if your dad wants to finish us both off.”

“Now that sounds like a good way to spend a birthday,” Dash replied, and the two horny mares hurried home to have hot, incestuous threeway sex.

The end.

Author's Note

Happy birthday, Shakes. Think of this as a small repayment for all the great contests and events you've run over the years. And as an excuse to make you read Photo Finish's weird accent on a livestream.

Hope you and everyone else enjoys it. Thanks for reading.