You are watching the animated series on the history of Equestria when interrupted by Derpy delivering an Italo Calvino novel straight from the import library of Twilight Sparkle. She suns her beautiful long wings in the shade of your oak by the pond after you’ve signed for it.

Written in a rush for Shake’s birthday. If I get enough specific and actionable feedback—especially if said feedback is from someone who reads stories to make audiobooks—I’ll make revisions to attempt to inject some literary merit.