RoCKS AMAZING CANNIBAL CONUNDRUM
THE CANNIBAL CAPS CONUNDRUM CHAPER THINGY
Rainbow dash was walking around town when suddenly a keyboard flew out of nowhere and exploded into her coffee cup which then transformed into a faggot. Said faggot then walked around town with rainbow dash chatting about recent events such as the grand galloping gala which ended in catastrophe when a huge donut cake from VAT 19 appeared (SPONSOR!!) and crushed the attending ponies into the dirt.
MEANWHILE IN CAPS LOCK-VILLE JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM PONYVILLE EVERYONE SPOTTED A NUCLEAR WARHEAD NAMED BOB WALKING DOWN THE STREET INTO A COMPUTER STORE LOOKING FOR A DETONATION SYSTEM FOR HIS "FUSE" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! Back to ponyville now where twilight sparkle was talking to pinkie pie about the time she imploded the multiverse using only a pair of pliers and some orange juice residue, pinkie then proceeded to say in her usual hyperactive fucked up manner " Hey i can do that too" and then she did and twilight spickle suddenly exploded into some samsung phones which then sued apple for bacon strips.
Meanwhile the CMC were in their treehouse getting their "cutie marks" by "jumping up and down" the cmc then "came" out of their treehouse into a world of dark matter falafels filled with sub woofers and dubstep. scootaloo then went into kfc and got chased out by the colonel who had no pants on and was holding a giant lyra plushie, the other cmcs just shrugged and fused together to make sweetie bloom which then ate fluttershy using a colon : as a fork. twilight suddenly came out of nowhere to then disappear again because nobody likes her TROLOLOLOL but anyway rarity was making her faggot ass dresses out of the skin of prince blueblood who was still being a stuck up bastard son of a bitch motherfucker,. . . wait. . . . . . .. . . THEY WOULD BE A PERFECT COUPLE. suddenly a giant my little kony came out of nowhere and kidnapped the moon and also foalnapped twist cause she is a faggot
meanwhile manehattan was being raped by giant discords with start buttons for eyes who came from the planet garble flargle fifteen of the yoodelehoo quadrant of the multiverse. meanwhile the writer started running out of random shit to put in so he decided to copy paste twilight sparkle in random areas. Meanwhile in another paragraph while im going twilight sparkle to write in a minute some random whit will happen which sometwilightsparklehow affect the plot <--- AHAHAHAHAHA funneh.
In ponyville Crypsis and his wife roseluck were sitting down watching my little human when the ponyphone rang, roseluck aswered it and the phone imploded into a black hole which sucked them both into 2027 where adam jensen told them he didnt ask for this and then he got killed by the terminator who then transformed into a foot (no rubberfruit reference here...) which roseluck gave to crypsis as a sign of augmentations and cyborgs to which crypsis replied thanks and then he wore the shoe which turned into a pickaxe and dug straight down taking crypsis to a waiting enderman twilight sparkle said hi and then teleported into an alternate universe completely populated by punk rock bands, crypsis then looked confused and said wat just like he is doing now as he reads this fic arent you. roseluck then exploded into lyra who then went to find bonbon which is hard for a blind pony since she keeps changing her fucking voice, she is blind cause she saw the plushie. twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle twilight sparkle fuck TWATLIGHT SPUNKLE
Meanwhile crypsis was mining diamonds with his pickaxe foot and found a creeper who said hi and then imploded giving crypsis a mild headache. Back in ponyville coffee beans were dropping from the sky like rain and all the ponies started eating each other because they got bored which caused princess celestia to eat a pot noodle and shoot people with bb guns. ponies transformed into webcams which then vomited usb keyboards which continually pressed alt and f4 which caused rainbow dash to die as she was a terminator. Playstation 3s started to teleport from xen along with some vortigaunts who caused a resonance cascade which sony then overcharged for because they are a bunch of money grabbing pricks. kinda like apple.
Suddenly GabeN burst in through the door of the castle and started eating the royal jelly (giggity) and the princesses just stood there and watched GabeN do it, GabeN suddenly exclaimed I HATE 3 AND THEN RAN OFF TO CAPSLOCKVILLE WHERE HE GABENED THE GABEN OF GABEN TOWN. Meanwhile back at the castle Luna ate princess celestias foot while playing twister, celestia replied with "Im so proud of you" and luna then replied with mphphmphpmhp *swallow* YAAAAAAAYYYYYY i ate a foot, princess celestia then got shot and then got fired onto THE SUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH. anyways enough of random shit?. .. . NAH.
Motherfucking bilbo baggins of the fourth wall Pinkie pie exclaimed when she fell into a well full of shavers, fluttershy heard this and went and cried because she got molested by a gummy worm. Rarity made aother fucking dress, this time it was made out of dragon skin. twilight sparkle found an AK-47 and started shooting at ponies while saying this is magic :o <----- face. FPSRussia was driving around in a tank while shooting down helicopters and being well....awesome..
Luna found some crayons and started eating them because she likes the taste of toxic stuff, she also found some glue and she sreamed MURDER and then she imploded and exploded into a mushroom. Meanwhile roseluck was just sitting down with GabeN and Crypsis watching my little human, the enderman and adam jensen are haters and constantly spam youtube comments saying OJI DHDI HAHD THATS SO GAY FAGGOTS DHASY DGSYJ DSATD. roseluck and crypsis looked at each other before combining to form crypluck which was the ultimate brony hater destroyer that started to kill everything by mistake, it then exploded .. . THE END
yaaaaaayyyy its princess luna SHE IS AWESOME
