In Discord's reality, Screwball reveled in the utter madness of her surroundings. From the wonky gravity, to the picturesque sky, to simple concepts being utterly turned on their heads, she loved it all. Life was always absurd and unpredictable, and Screwball soaked up every moment of it. She loved the sense of adventure, and the freedom to be her wacky, swirly-eyed self, without ever having to make sense of it all.
Screwball's eyes twinkled with joy as she spotted Discord, her father, walking towards his house. She had always been a daddy's girl and his presence brought her incredible joy. But it also presented her with a unique opportunity, one she was eager to take.
"Discord!" she chirped excitedly as she watched him walk towards his house. "Daddy, I need to tell you something, it's important," she said in a tone that was both urgent and mysterious. Discord paused as he got to his house, and turned towards Screwball with a curious look on his face.
Screwball took a step forward, her eyes full of mischief and expectation. She knew that she had her father's full attention now, and she was ready to make her announcement. "Daddy, I need to tell you something important," she said in a mysterious tone that hinted at something big.
Discord paused for a moment, his expression full of curiosity. He noticed his daughter's excited expression and took a step forward to face her. "What is it, my Swirly-eyed daughter?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
With her father's attention firmly fixed on her, Screwball took a deep breath and gathered her courage. "Daddy Discord, I... I'm ready to explore the world and find new friends," she said in a determined tone that indicated her confidence and readiness to embark on this new adventure. Discord's expression immediately changed to one of surprise and excitement. "You're ready? Already?" he asked, a look of surprise on his face. "Oh, my Swirly-eyed daughter, I'm so proud of you," he said with a proud grin.
"Papa Discord, I am 20 years old! I cannot believe you still treat me like a little filly when I am a fully grown adult mare," Screwball exclaimed, her voice laced with mock-indignance but a playful smile on her face and twinkling eyes that showed her continued affection and respect for her father. "I am ready to explore the world and make new friends, so do not hold me back from my journey," she added playfully. Discord's expression changed to one of surprise followed by admiration as screwball proved her level-headedness and maturity despite her childlike enthusiasm.
Discord would certainly be happy to know that screwball would be engaging in her natural element when out in the world. The spread of Chaos magic is part of Discord's own identity, and he is always pleased to see screwball embracing her own swirly-eyed side with passion and excitement. Knowing that screwball would find her own chaos tribe in the world would be a source of immense joy and pride for Discord.
Screwball excitedly set out in search of other swirly-eyed friends, and if they weren't already, she would turn them into one of her kind. Her outfit was a perfect representation of her quirky and eclectic personality. It was tight on her body, showcasing her cleavage with a tight skirt and a propeller hat, all while dripping in shades of purple. She was a colorful and unique being, and she was eager to explore her own style and find other ponies who embraced her own brand of swirly-eyed chaos magic.
Screwball entered town as she searched for fun and playful ponies to befriend, and as she explored the town, she ran into Berry Punch, who was known for her eccentric and wild personality. As Berry Punch welcomed her to the town, she couldn't help but notice her eyes being drawn to Screwball's swirly eyes.
"Hello there, are you new to town?" Berry Punch asked curiously.
"Yep! Just got here," Screwball replied with a wink to acknowledge her quirkiness.
Berry Punch was unique in her own right, even if she didn't sport the signature swirly eyes. Instead, her messy mane, loose clothes, and alcohol-laden breath gave away her wild and eccentric personality. She exuded the energy of an outgoing party animal who was comfortable in her own skin and unafraid to embrace her own unique style. Screwball was intrigued by Berry Punch's confidence and energy, and was curious to see what kind of adventures they would share together.
Berry Punch was certainly a unique character, to say the least. Her large breasts stood out even amidst her wild and loose-fitting clothes, making her even more eye-catching. Her tipsy behavior gave her confidence an edge of boldness and made her more unpredictable. As she approached Screwball, she commented on her eyes, saying "I like your eyes, I've never seen someone like you," which intrigued Screwball and made her wonder just what sort of friendship they would have.
"Well I could also give you these eyes," Screwball said, placing a hand on Berry Punch's shoulder and looking deep into her eyes. Berry Punch appeared to be impacted by Screwball's swirling eyes and began to become mesmerized and hypnotized. "They.... pretty," she said in a monotone voice as she felt the swirls take control of her, and her eyes began to swirl like screwballs. Screwball was excited to see Berry Punch become her kind, and she couldn't wait to see where all this chaos would lead them both.
Berry Punch's mane began to change and look like Screwball's, and a propeller hat magically appeared on her head. She blinked, noticing her transformation, and let out a fit of hysterical laughter. "Hiya!" she said in a gleeful tone that indicated her newfound joy with her new look, and Screwball couldn't help but join in on the fun. The two ponies shared a laugh together, their newly-swirly eyes and chaotic antics making both of them giggle with delight.
Berry Punch started hopping around excitedly as she became a swirly-eyed pony like herself. "Ooeee!" she exclaimed. "I like my swirly eyes! Do you think I'm more chaotic now?!"
Screwball nodded in agreement and said, "You're the most swirly-eyed and chaotic pony ever! I love hanging out with you!" The two of them continued to giggle and prance about, enjoying their new swirly eyes and the joy and laughter that came with it. They were ready to create their own new adventures and to embrace the chaos together.
Screwball stood ready, determined to make new friends. Berry Swirly stood by her side, and she was happy with her progress. She stroked her chin thoughtfully before spotting three ponies walking together, their outfits plain and boring in her eyes.
"Such bland colors," she whispered. "I can change that!"
Screwball turned to Berry Swirly with enthusiasm.
"Heaaayyy best friend!" she greeted warmly. "You wanna help me make BFFs?"
Berry Swirly, always willing to help her best friend, smiled back, her own excitement palpable.
"I love helping you make more swirly best friends! Anything for you, Screwball. So tell me, how are you going to do it?" she asked eagerly.
Screwball rummaged through her mane before successfully producing a device that resembled the shape of a pony. With much fanfare, she presented it to Berry Swirly
"Behold! Look at this thingy!" she claimed, gesturing grandly to the machine in her grasp.
"Let us see what this toy does!" she proposed as she activated the device.
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The CMC - now in their 20s and with relatively decent bodies - engaged in some light brainstorming, discussing yet another friendship problem in an effort to assist the children in obtaining their ultimate life goal: a cutie mark.
The CMC - despite being relatively attractive and capable of raising a family - lacked the athletic physique of sports models. This did not, however, prevent them from engaging in their own light form of brainstorming, nor from pursuing their ultimate goal of helping young ones obtain their cutie marks.
Scootaloo wondered aloud, turning to her fellow CMC members and seeking their advice on the matter at hand.
"Okay Applebloom, Sweetiebelle. What do you think would be the best approach for teaching this child the valuable lesson they need to discover their true purpose and obtain their cutie mark?" she inquired, awaiting their input.
As Applebloom and Sweetiebelle mulled over the question, Scootaloo patiently waited for them to arrive at a decision.
"Well," Sweetiebelle ventured. "Maybe we should use... A practical approach. Let the kid experience their purpose in action."
"I think that's a good idea," Applebloom interjected. "Maybe we could take them on an adventure. Something that would allow them to observe their cutie mark talent in action."
Scootaloo considered her fellow CMC members' suggestions before speaking. "I agree." she agreed. "That sounds like the best option."
Before the CMC could further elaborate on their strategy, a cheery voice sounded from some distance away.
"Heeyyy you wanna see a magic trick?" Screwball called out giddily.
The CMC members turned their attention momentarily to the unicorn's playful presence while she waited expectantly for their response.
A sensible voice of reason filled the CMC's surroundings: Scootaloo.
"Sorry! We are super busy and cannot be distracted now," she claimed, her words supported by nods from the other CMC members.
Screwball, unhindered by the CMC's busy schedules, responded: "It's fine, I need a volunteer anyway! That will beeeee..." she trailed off, pointing her gaze toward Applebloom. With no hesitation, Screwball quickly grabbed Applebloom before slamming the mare into a large, cartoon-style flattening machine.
Screwball then molded Applebloom back into shape, achieving a cartoonish physique complete with googly eyes. The result was reminiscent of characters typically featured in Pixar movies. With exaggerated features, Applebloom even sported a curvy physique of an attractive mother figure.
Screwball presented this new version of Applebloom to the CMC team, the unicorn's gaze expectant for their response.
Applebloom's eyes popped out and took a surreal, swirling form. With this complete transformation, the young CMC member effectively attained the abilities and mannerisms of a cartoon character from the 1950s. Even her mane and colors took on Screwball's own appearance, with Applebloom able to change her appearance at will using just her finger.
Screwball stood proudly next to the newly transformed Applebloom, her gaze eager for the CMC's reaction to her work.
The new and improved version of Applebloom stunned her fellow CMC members with her astonishing powers and physical transformation.
"Applebloom!" they cried in unison, the CMC team in a state of distress over the unexpected change in their friend.
"What did you do to her?" Sweetiebelle inquired, her words punctuated by Screwball's unconcerned response.
"No no. It's what I did to your friend." Screwball claimed, her actions quickly followed by Berry Swirly's, who turned Sweetiebelle into a cartoonish version of herself using the same flattening machine.
The full CMC team stood side by side, now each equipped with cartoon powers and bearing Screwball's likeness. Their friendly voices welcomed a new era of CMC teamwork, now with the power to instruct and guide their ponies toward the ultimate goal: obtaining screwball's friendship.
However, as this dream team was forming, Scootaloo stood terrified, staring at her transformed buddies.
"You... what are you.... you did something to my friends! Give them back!!!" she cried in terror, the CMC leader's panic palpable before Screwball's unhindered gaze.
With a confident voice and a playful attitude, Screwball pulled out an object from her mane: a mystical lamp.
"I have something special for you!" she exclaimed before suddenly poofing out of existence, her action simultaneously grabbing at Scootaloo. With little warning or opportunity for resistance, the pegasus' voice was sucked deep within the lamp's interior.
"No! Rainbow Dash HELP! Meeeee" her desperate shouts were soon faded to echoes and then to nothing, her voice and body now trapped within the mystical lamp.
Screwball's energetic optimism was on display as she rubbed the magical lamp and spoke to the being trapped within.
"Come out genie friend!" she declared, her gaze falling upon the form of Scootaloo, who now sported the very same Swirly eyes found on Screwball and the CMC members.
With eyes now swirled and an outfit revealing her figure, Scooty appeared as the most recent member of Screwball's BFF team. The transformed pegasus stood confidently at screwball's side, her own gaze trained on her fellow team member as she posed a question.
"Who do you need me to make your best friend today screwball!" The team's newest member exuded a matured confidence and was clad in an outfit that revealed her attractive body.
With Swirly eyes and a form fitting attire, Scootaloo was ready to assist in Screwball's mission to find new BFFs.
As the CMC team continued its formation, Screwball's eyes fell upon Sweetiebelle and Applebloom, both now bearing her exact appearance and powers. However, the unicorn's attention was quickly drawn toward another target: a new potential BFF.
With this objective in mind, Screwball turned to Sweetietoon and Applethon with a knowing smile. "You both look so hot and perfect," she claimed. "Let me see a bimbo best friend."
Immediately, both toons began altering their forms to fit Screwball's desired description.
The words "bimbo best friend" had the anticipated effect, both Sweetiebelle and Applebloom transforming into the bimbos of Screwball's dreams. Their bodies ballooned in size, their breasts becoming massive and their hair becoming large and fluffy.
"Ah, that's the stuff," Screwball claimed in a satisfied manner as her original BFFs now shared the same body type as her own. The CMC team was now complete, the unicorn's satisfaction evident.
With Screwball's mission to find new BFFs now complete, the CMC team gathered together and let out a joyous cheer.
"Ready to make more friends everyone?" Screwball loudly declared, the team responding with a resounding cheer.
"YES LETS MAKE MORE FRIENDS" the CMC team responded in unison. With their newfound powers and appearance, they were confident in their abilities and ready to help other ponies discover their true purpose and obtain their ultimate goal: BE SCREWBALLS FRIEND.
"Go out and make some more friends!" Screwball shouted playfully. "You know, the kind you make Swirly eyes with!" The CMC were delighted by the idea of having so much fun with their friends, and were already on their way. Meanwhile, Screwball and Berryswirly headed over to Fluttershy's mother's house. They knew they'd get a ton of laughs from the visit, and maybe a few Swirly eyes as well.
