The Alicorn King

NIGHT
12:33 AM

In simply 3 minutes, Cosmos, had managed to defeat Luna, lying semi-unconscious but leaving Rainbow Dash and Twilight, to split and try to distract her enough to subdue Cosmos...
"I leave it to you to relay the message to Princess Celestia!!!" shrieked Twilight as Rainbow Dash rushed to Canterlot Castle...

"Ohgodohgodohgod!Theres more than 1 of these evil Septopards!!!!??" Rainbow flew past 12-13 clouds as she made her way to Canterlot.

Canterlot Castle

"Sooo.. I'm supposed to WANT pony ass in favor of saving yall!!??" Saran was confused, moreso by the kiss, as he did not understand the situation. Celestia, still blushing and red in the face, explained the situation to him over a nice chat with some warm tea as the both sat together.
"Wellll, we can train you more...though I doubt you'd need much, looking like yourself..that is..." A breathless Celestia whispered to him. She led him to the training grounds, and as she sashayed, there was only 1 thing on Saran's mind.
THAT
FAT PONY ASS

Saran was not prepared for that kiss, but it got him thinking about human pony relationships that was for sure... and Celestia did not look half bad...for an equine(ESPECIALLY with that HUGE fat ass).

Ponyville

Illusion and Dark1 dropped down together. "Look, the target is Fluttershy, Rarity, and ... Pinkie Pie" read Dark1 off the list given by their master, Apophis.
"Whaat...if we run into one of our Septopard folk...Discord??" said ILLUSION as he turned himself invisible, sensing a aloof Discord arriving to speak with the ponies.

"Weelll as you may by now, I have been informed of the trouble my former pals have been giving you all.." throughout his unannounced speech, he seemed smiling ear to ear. Then as Fluttershhy looked at him, his expression became serious.
"Do.not.in any circumstance, try to fight them..."
And as the luck of the devil would have it, at that exact moment, ILLUSION crashed INTO Discords side!!!?

"AAAAAAAGHHH!" Discord winced as he noticed his former comrade a millenia or 4 ago.
"YOU!" spoke Dark1, appearing behind ILLUSION.
"Well looks like I have my work cut out for me..." Discord faced the two in anger!

"I DID NOT LIKE THAT!" Anger fueled, Discord bended mind and matter to defeat these two...