Author's Note

Once again, this chapter is ✨INCREDIBLY GAY.✨ If that’s not your thing, no worries... just smash that Next link and move right along to the 5th chapter of Cheese Pie’s adventure.

If gay stuff is your thing... keep reading!

4. If We Nut Inside Each Other it Cancels Out, Right? (M/M)

In a darkened barn near the farmhouse at the centre of Sweet Apple Acres, two young stallions sat on bales of hay, gazing silently at each other. Lil’ Cheese and his best friend, Apple Slice, were known to spend hours and entire summers together, exploring Slice’s family farm and talking about life, and at first glance today seemed to be no different.

Under the benevolent reign of Twilight Sparkle, the two colts had been born into an Equestria quite different from the constantly threatened land of their parents. The world was safer and more peaceful than it had been 20 years ago, albeit sadly less exciting as well. As they came of age, their conversations had started to turn to that most adult topic, the mysteries of mares and the search for true love. Yet today, something seemed different between the two friends. Something had changed, subtly but definitely. An electricity could be felt in the air between them, the sort of tension normally only felt during Zap Apple season!

“Ya feelin’ OK, bro?” asked Apple Slice. He raised his hoof as if to put it around his friend’s wither, then seemed to change his mind, and held the quivering hoof firmly to his side. “Ya look a lil’ down.”

In truth Lil’ Cheese was feeling fine, and practically swimming in the clouds like a pegasus! The look upon his muzzle was merely one of exhaustion. Yet he realized he couldn’t confess what had just happened to him in the Cake twins’ bedroom. A gentlecolt had to protect a lady’s reputation — his father had taught him that! If word got around town that when Pumpkin Cake got high on ponyweed, she’d blow anything with a dick... this was hardly a secret, but it wasn‘t Cheese’s place to confirm the rumours!

“I-It’s nothing, I just got a big tongue lashing from Pumpkin. It really took a lot out of me.”

“Aw, yeah, girls suck,” Apple Slice agreed, smudging the dirt with his hoof.

“Y-you can say that again,” Lil’ Cheese nodded, thinking of Pumpkin’s dark lipstick, her powerful suction and the way her throat clenched on his bursting meat with irresistible force. “Hey, bro, erm, I just thought it would be cool to ask you... what if we did No Nut November together?” After much thought, Cheese had decided that suffering together with a friend was the only way to stop his hooves from going to his crotch, each and every time he was alone! And who better to help him out than the strong, powerful stallion who protected him from bullies at school?

“Oh... I heard bout that from Pound,” Apple Slice admitted. “It sounds like a fun challenge, but mah folks say it ain’t healthy fer a guy’s, well, apples, ta go so long without no relief.”

“That’s why you need to do No Nut with a true bro like me,” Lil’ Cheese pointed out. “We can watch out for each other and make sure we’re OK!”

“I reckon that makes sense.” Slice nodded. “Sides, I already ain’t clopped off fer two days, so I got a head start.”

“Huh? T-that’s not fair!” Cheese Pie objected. “We need to start at the same time!”

“Aw, shoot, how come?”

“C-cause we’re bros, duh! We need to both clop off right now, and cum at exactly the same time. Then, no more, for the rest of November!”

Apple Slice’s voice shook. “Ya want us ta clop off... t’gethah?”

“Sure! Don’t you trust me?”

“O’ course I do, Cheese, I’d trust ya with anythin’, it’s jes that I ain’t never... oh, golly!”

Although he’d just lost a massive load down Pumpkin Cake’s throat, Cheese Pie felt his dick dropping out of his sheath as he gazed at the shy, yet powerful stallion fidgeting next to him. His adorable sandy coloured mane drooped into his eyes, giving him a look of mystery even as he hemmed and hawed. Cheese had confessed to Pumpkin Cake that he’d once gotten hard in the locker room, but he didn’t say why he’d gotten hard — Apple Slice had been soaping up in the shower!

There was something about the shy, yet incredibly strong stallion that made Lil’ Cheese just want to take control and be his... well, his something! With the ponyweed still swirling in his mind, Cheese tentatively touched his own stiffening dick with a hoof, showing off to his friend, and hoping his offer would be returned by a peek at what Apple Slice kept in his sheath.

“Oh mah gosh! Yer... yer real big, Cheese.” Apple Slice’s own erection swiftly blazed into stiffness at the sight of Lil’ Cheese’s growing endowment. He cautiously followed his friend, stroking his cock gently with the frog of a hoof. Though Slice’s height and powerful muscles may have hinted otherwise (not to mention the reputation of his well endowed father), his stallionhood was only about 5 inches long, perhaps even a bit smaller. Yet Lil’ Cheese couldn’t take his eyes off that smooth, petite shaft with its delicate veins, as wholesome and scrumptious as a freshly baked hoof-pie!

“Yours is so cute, Slice...” He stuttered. “I-I mean, it’s good! It’s a good size. It’s not small!” Indeed, that flared head was the perfect size to fit in Lil’ Cheese’s mouth... and the glistening liquid that flowed continuously from his friend’s weeping cockslit would be the perfect reward for putting it in there!

“It’s alright, Cheese, I know what I got an’ what I ain’t.” The sandy maned earth pony blushed and slowly moved his hoof toward Cheese’s dick. “But I always wanted ta feel close ta a big one, at least. Kin I... is it OK if I touch yers?”

“Erm, I guess...” Cheese’s heart began to pound as he imagined how Apple Slice’s spongy flare would feel against the frog of his own hoof. “We’re already touching a dick, so it wouldn’t make any difference if we touched each other’s...”

“Yeah, it ain’t gay at all...” Apple Slice assured, his muzzle slowly opening as he found it irresistibly drawn to his friend’s.

“No way, we’re just bros!” Lil’ Cheese found himself falling into Apple Slice’s big, green eyes as he felt the touch of powerful hooves gently stroking his dick as if welcoming it home. Cheese’s lips met with his friend’s opened mouth and he quickly reached out to stroke the larger stallion’s smaller cock, desperate to make his friend feel as good as he felt. “Bros can kiss...” he whispered, his mind frantically working to justify what happening inside him. “B-but only if they’re best bros!”

“Best bros...” Apple Slice’s tongue shyly and curiously began to explore his friend’s mouth. So much passion and energy was poured into the kiss that Lil’ Cheese hardly even remembered that this was his first. For years he’d been dreaming of this romantic moment, yet he’d never imagined that such bliss was as close as his best friend!

“Y-you know, it’s OK to be gay,” Lil’ Cheese offered. “It wouldn’t change our friendship, we’d still be bros.”

“I ain’t gay, Lil’ Cheese,” Apple Slice insisted, somewhat dubiously. “I like mares, honest I do, it’s just... I just like ya more!”

“I... I feel the same way,” Cheese confessed. “You make my heart beat so fast, it’s like our lips were made for each other. Slice, I’m sorry, but... you make my dick hard! So hard it feels like it’s going to explode!”

“I know, Cheese.” Apple Slice moaned as he rubbed both front hooves up and down the length of his friend’s cock. “I kin feel it gainst me, like the trunk o’ a mighty apple tree. It’s so strong an’ powerful, jes like you.”

Cheese pushed his tongue into his friend’s mouth as he returned the kiss. “No, Slice, you’re the powerful one, always protecting me. You make me feel safe.”

“Aww, Cheese, bein’ with ya feels all comfy like, like bein’ at home when it‘s rainin’ outside. I wouldn’t mind if...” Apple Slice awkwardly cleared his throat as his friend’s prodigious cock finally extended to its full length and prodded him on the chin. “W-what if I sucked on it? Ya know, as a joke?”

“I’d... I’d have to suck yours...” Cheese moaned. “Otherwise it’s not fair.”

“Y-ya should get on yer back an’ let me take care o’ ya.” Apple Slice could barely think straight... or do anything straight, for that matter. He wanted that cock inside him so badly! “Eeyup, good ol’ Apple family hospitality. Ain‘t nothin’ Dad or Applejack ain’t done a million times.”

In an instant, Lil’ Cheese lay down on the dirty floor of the barn, heedless of the dirt that rubbed into his fur. Apple Slice eagerly whinnied and snorted as he rubbed his nose around the proud pillar of fuckmeat that stood into the air, reaching towards the hayloft above. Cheese shuddered with pleasure, yet he knew one special ingredient was missing before he could feel truly fulfilled with his friend.

“Please, let me suck yours, too!” the tiny femcolt begged.

“But yer so much bigger than me... I feel ashamed to even show you mah dick!”

“You’re the perfect size, Apple Slice!” Cheese Pie assured. “I-I’d be scared if you were bigger! You’re really brave to... oooh, Apple!” Apple Slice’s mouth spread wide around the flare of Lil’ Cheese’s cock, even as his own shaft brushed against Cheese’s lips, leaking a warm and most delicious mixture that his friend licked up eagerly. The two stallions eagerly went to work on each other, each indulging his most secretive fantasies on his best friend’s cock.

Hidden up in the hayloft, Rainbow Dash ground her teeth as her bucking hips rode the rough rhythm of her furiously rubbing hoof. In her wings she held a pair of binoculars, her vision of the spicy sight beneath her shaking to and fro as the experienced clopper brought herself to yet another climax.

“Oooh, yeah, suck it down, you little earth pony sluts...” Dash muttered to herself. “Ohmygosh, ohmygosh! Why is it so hot to watch cute boys in love?”

Suddenly a hoof yanked the blue pegasus away from the edge of the hayloft, and Rainbow Dash found herself face to face with the furious muzzle of her wife. “An’ what the hay do ya think yer doin’?” Applejack growled.

“J-just watching some hot young guys choke down each others’ beefsticks!”

“Fer one thing, ya ever heard o’ privacy? An’ fer another, that’s yer doggone nephew down there!”

“Not by blood!” Rainbow Dash protested.

“By blood? By blood? Yer lame excuses got me seein’ blood!”

“W-wait! I wasn’t even looking at Apple Slice! I was looking at... erm, the other guy! You know, what’s his name? Pinkie’s kid!”

“Can’t say as I care fer yer peepin’, regardless,” Applejack simmered, “but that’s a bit different. In fact, I may take a look mahself.” Rainbow Dash hoofed over the binoculars, and Applejack put them to her eyes, her tail suddenly flagging as the sight beneath them came into view. “Holy mother o’ apples! That kid’s got a sea serpent tween his legs!”

“I-I know, right? Can you even imagine how that would feel inside us?”

“I ain’t no size queen like you, Dash, but I must admit, that sweet young gentlecolt o’ Pinkie’s has always moistened mah snatch...” Applejack’s happy voice trailed off as she found herself cringing beneath her wife’s deathly glare. “I mean ta say, he’s done that fer exactly one week, startin’ on his 18th birthday.”

“That’s better,” Rainbow Dash grumbled. “Wait, aren’t you and Lil’ Cheese cousins? Why are you riding my ass about perving on Apple Slice?”

“Ya wish I was ridin’ yer ass!” Applejack snapped. “It’s yer turn ta ride mah ass tonight, an I’m so horny from watchin’ these two cuties explore each other’s firm young bodies, I may just call it in early!”

Down on the barn floor, Apple Slice gasped for breath as he forced himself to come up for breath, leaving 6 inches of Lil’ Cheese’s mighty cock covered with his saliva. It was a hearty effort, but the stallion knew he had a lot of work to do if he wanted to prove himself the eager little throat-slut his friend deserved!

Apple Slice’s parents had taught him to stick to a task, and he was determined not to quit until he felt that shaft tickling his stomach, and Lil’ Cheese’s huge yellow balls kissing him tenderly on the lips. His best bro’s eager slurping upon his own happy cock only served to urge him onward until both stallions finished in sloppy sprays of young cum! Apple Slice plunged his muzzle back down on Lil’ Cheese’s monster cock, eager to feed that juicy flare all the way down into his stomach.

Just gotta get this here flare past the back o’ mah throat, he thought. If I kin swaller the flare, I kin get the rest down... then Cheese will know I’m his best bro fer sure!

Meanwhile, in the heights of the hayloft, Rainbow Dash was being her usual scheming self. “How about this, AJ,” she proposed. “We know Lil’ Cheese likes girls, too. He was staring at Fluttershy’s teats all night at his birthday party. Let’s give him the old one-two treatment, and we can get him to ride both of our asses.”

Applejack had to concede that her wife had a point. “That there’s some good thinkin’, Dash,” she admitted. “Mebbe we could even get that cutie to join our stable! Now, we don’t wanna see no trouble with Pinkie, so here’s what we do...”

“Mmm!” Lil’ Cheese groaned with pleasure as Apple Slice’s inexperienced throat clenched against the huge flare of his cock like a tight, eager pussy — or at least, what Cheese imagined a pussy would feel like! Though Slice was nowhere near the experienced stud-drainer that Pumpkin Cake was, the excitement of being in a 69 with his best bro had Cheese on the very verge. He was about to desecrate the holy tradition of No Nut November, for the second time in only an hour!

But Cheese didn’t want this to stop — he needed to cum again! To taste the solidity of Apple Slice’s powerful (if undersized) cock throbbing in his own mouth filled Lil’ Cheese’s soul with a pure and wholesome magic that had to be repaid! Tenderly stroking those virile, outsized balls with a hoof, inhaling great breaths of apple scented musk every time he tried to get a little oxygen, feeling the weight of those powerful hips slowly and involuntarily thrusting against his lips... it was a whole new set of sensations to go along with the shallow and sloppy (yet still exquisite!) fellatio Apple Slice was giving him.

Lil’ Cheese tried to cry out, warning Apple Slice of the flood to come... or rather, cum... but all he could manage to do was moan deeply around the firm, smooth stallion flesh that filled his mouth! Meanwhile, with Cheese’s huge flare battering against the back of his throat, Apple Slice simply had to issue his own moan in response. Hearing that the muffled sounds around his dick were sounds of pleasure, Slice didn’t let up, he just kept on sucking and trying to deepthroat his friend’s cock, while humping into Cheese’s mouth with slowly gathering force. Thus Slice was quite unprepared — but not displeased — when Lil’ Cheese came in his mouth with the force of a tsunami!

“MMMMMM!” moaned Cheese, his lips vibrating along Apple Slice’s shaft. Cumming with a bro was just the best!

“GLLLLUCK!” Slice gagged as the fat, bursting head of Lil’ Cheese’s cock swelled even larger and began to unload down his throat.

Lil Cheese’s second load of the day was just as copious as the first. His balls were so eager to finally be sharing their creamy goodness with others, that there seemed no limit to how much tasty goo the party planners’ apprentice could put out! Much of his load spilled onto the floor of the barn, yet enough of it made its way across Apple Slice’s tongue and down his throat to make the powerful young earth pony realize that he wanted MORE! Apple Slice slurped and he sucked — and then he found his own cock spurting to match his friend’s!

The Apple family were notorious for their stamina, in and out of bed, and Apple Slice had always found it a tiresome task to reach climax when clopping off his small stallionhood. The noise from his hourslong masturbation sessions had lead to more than one silent and embarrassing family breakfast the morning after. Yet all it took today was one taste of that hot, creamy, sweet and salty cum from his very best bro. Slice’s balls throbbed and his shaft twitched inside Lil’ Cheese’s mouth, and he repaid the waves of copious seed that filled his mouth with his own hearty meal of fresh squeezed stallion juice.

In a life full of taste tests and spoons shoved into his mouth, Apple Slice’s cum was the best thing Lil’ Cheese had ever tasted! Made from a healthy diet and clean country living, churned in those beautiful balls for two full days, warmed to the perfect temperature, and now served up fresh, through a strong and perfect cock! Cheese didn’t want a single drop of this am-bro-sia to go to waste! Yet he, too, found himself without the experience needed to keep Slice’s sperm from spraying out of his mouth and leaking down his lips, covering his muzzle entirely with creamy goodness.

For years, at the annual Ponyville town picnic, the Apples and the Pies had competed to bring wagons full of the most delicious baked goods. Two rival families had fed the public until bellies bulged, buttons popped and yawning ponies sought the shade of a napping tree. Many a time Lil’ Cheese had gorged himself on countless piles of Sugar Belle’s fritters, and Apple Slice had been right beside him, hoovering up Pinkie Pie cupcakes by the baker’s dozen to fill the teenaged void in his stomach. Now, the two stallions discovered that they could join in the family tradition, directly feeding each other the most satisfying meal each had ever had: thick, sweet and oh so full of friendship and love.

“Aw, Cheese, aw, Cheese,” Apple Slice groaned as the shudders of his mind blowing climax slowly faded. He turned about and lay atop Lil’ Cheese with a happy grin on his face, his belly full to bursting, rubbing his satisfied sheath against his friend’s slowly shrinking shaft, and sharing their mixed cum with another tender kiss. “I never thought mah bro could be so good ta me.”

“That was so cool, Slice,” Lil’ Cheese murmured, his tongue touching against his friend’s, mixing together their two delicious flavours of sperm. “I can’t wait until... you know, the end of the month.”

“Yeah, that’s all this was, a right good start ta No Nut. Don’t mean nothin’ more.” Slice held his friend tight in his powerful hooves as their sperm sharing kisses grew ever hungrier. The two stallions still couldn’t get enough of each other! “We’ll get through it t’gethah,” he promised.

“Together...” Lil’ Cheese wished these sloppy kisses would never end, but he knew that staying so close to his friend’s firm, muscular body would swiftly arouse him for the day’s third round of wonderful, exciting lovemaking. He broke free of Apple Slice’s embrace and looked about for a towel or rag he might clean up with.

“Naw, don’t go, please!” Apple Slice whimpered, so needy and submissive that Lil’ Cheese could hardly believe this was the tough stallion who fought off bullies and chased down apple thieves. Slice desperately lifted his hooves towards his friend, beckoning him to rejoin the embrace. “I... I need ya, Cheese. I need yer strength if I’m gonna make it through the month.”

Lil’ Cheese paused, remembering the oh so enticing incentive Pumpkin Cake had given him to complete No Nut November. Perhaps a promise like this would give his friend will power!

“I-it’s OK, Slice,” he promised. “We’ll be No Nut strong together, and if we make it the whole month, I’ll... I’ll let you put it in my plot.”

Cheese almost gasped as the words escaped his mouth. What would his parents think, their precious “stud” taking it up the ass from another stallion? Yet the promise felt so right! Sadly, it had the opposite effect of the one Cheese desired, as the powerful farmcolt lying on the ground found his modest length swiftly unsheathing and swelling once again with youthful energy.

“I-I’d love ta put it in right now, Cheese... if ya’d have me, that is.” Apple Slice trembled on shaking hooves, his sensitive nose sniffing at Lil’ Cheese’s tush sweat with utmost desire. He could only imagine how good it would feel to have that soft, cushy plot pressing against his thighs, his stallionhood buried deep in the guts of his best friend in all of Equestria!

“Maybe just... maybe just once,” Lil’ Cheese confessed. The strength and love he felt coming from Apple Slice seemed to make meaningless every barrier society might raise to true, intimate brohood. Cheese lowered his head to the barn floor, lifting up his well cushioned rump for the use of his strong, shy friend. “Then we’ll both be ready for No Nut, and we’ll be best bros forever.”

“Best bros forever...” Apple Slice smiled dreamily even as he lowered his muzzle to kiss Lil’ Cheese’s soft and precious buns. “I like the sound o’ that.” He left one tender kiss on the left flank, then one on the right, and finally pushed his muzzle between the pillowy cheeks for a very special kiss, right in the middle.

High above, Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked on, two hooves clopping heavily, two sets of lips pressed together firmly, and two sets of eyes showing nothing but highly aroused approval. It seemed that in the near future the Apples and the Pies were destined to become closer than ever before...