Hear the voices of Samuel/HTVO: Arc 1: Samuel

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Chapter 9: Super Awesome Reality Racers

“Well here it is folks CHAPTER 9!” Magic says smiling.

“Magic…who are you talking to?” Dream says as the others turn to Magic and see that he’s just talking to thin air.

“The readers, duh.” Magic responds laughing as Dream, Strife, Rainbow Dash, and Spike stare at him as if he’s crazy.

“Oh, I see them! HI READERS! It sure is cool be in a story, well except for the whole thing with me being the-thingamajig-of-gluttony, by the way Magic thanks for saving me from him.” Pinkie says rapidly as she turns her head towards Magic.

“You’re welcome.” Magic says smiling at the pink mare.

“Magic, you idiot, there’s nopony there.” Strife says getting annoyed.

“Strife, how dare you call our fellow readers ‘noponies’! They are what kept this story alive! You should be thankful.” Magic says pouting at Strife while the others still look with confused faces. Strife just scoffs at the comment and turns away.

“What the heck are they doing?” Rainbow Dash says whispering to Spike.

“I don’t have the slightest clue.” Spike says as they continue to look at Pinkie and Magic.

“Now where was I? Oh Right I was about to tell you about this chapt-” Magic says but quickly gets interrupted by Dream.

“Magic, I think we have more pressing matters to attend to.” Dream says as the others look at him.

“Ahhh, no fun.” Magic says pouting but quickly getting back his smile as Dream ignores him.

“Ok now, it’s time to patrol Ponyville in order to look for any recent cult activity. Strife you’re with me and we’ll patrol the south, and as much as I’m certain this is a bad idea, Magic, Pinkie, and Dash you’ll patrol the north. Spike, stay here and watch over the house.”

“Got it.” Spike said saluting Dream as both Strife and Dream leave out the front door followed shortly by the other group.

“Come on Paradise! Let’s find some cults!” Magic says as he does an exaggerated karate kick out the front door.

“Yea!” Pinkie says following and doing the same exaggerated kick that Magic did.

Rainbow Dash sighs, “Well I guess it’s better than being with the pony who threatened to kill me.” She says as she spreads her wings and proceeds to catch up to both Magic and Pinkie who were galloping next to each other on the ground.

In the northern portion of Ponyville Magic and Pinkie are walking while Rainbow hovers above them.

“So what do we actually do anyway, just fly around?” Rainbow Dash says, obviously becoming bored from wondering around and nothing happening.

“Ahh Rainbow, you see my cyan colored friend, that IS all we do.” Magic says smiling as he flies up and wraps his foreleg around Dash’s neck and having his other forelegs pointing upwards.

“Yea Dashie, that’s exactly why the author hasn’t made any specific details about the scouting we do, it wouldn’t be any fun for the reader.” Pinkie Pie says smiling at her while Rainbow sighs out of boredom.

“Hey now, I know what’ll cheer you up.” Pinkie says as she signals Magic to come towards her and she whispers in his ear. Magic waves his hoof and a mug of apple cider is levitating in front of the cyan colored pegasus.

Dash develops a wide grin as she stares at it with starry eyes before chugging it down. “As I was saying…” Magic continuing his sentence with a smile, “The reason we don’t do anything is because, as of recently, cult activity has been down so there’s really nothing to do.”

“So why do we still have to keep patrolling Ponyville?” Dash says as she finishes the last of the apple cider with a long “Ahhhhhhh” and the mug fills up with more and she drinks it in a hurry.

“Dream and Strife have this notion that if we do significant damage to a cult and they see us still patrolling the town or city, then they’ll ether disperse or attack us, ether way we’ll solve the problem…according to them.” Magic says smiling.

“So, if nothing is happening, what do you two usually do?” Dash asks finishing the second helping of cider.

Magic and Pinkie Pie look at each other and smile, “Super Awesome Reality Racers!” Magic and Pinkie both say in unison as they put they’re hoofs in the air.

“…What the heck is that?” Rainbow Dash says confused.

“Silly Dashie isn’t it obvious?” Pinkie says smiling and standing very close to Rainbow Dash.

“Super Awesome Reality Racers is a game Pinkie and I play when we’re bored. Just watch. ” Magic says smiling as the scenery of Ponyville changes to become a digitized world full of blue and black lines of computer data.

Rainbow starts to freak out as she sees herself becoming enveloped by a blue suit that covered her entire body save for her face, mane, and tail. Eventually the blue suit stopped moving and formed to her shape. “Player ‘Rainbow Dash’ has entered the game. Welcome.” A computerized voice said as Rainbow looks at herself.

The suit had lines on it and had the colors of the rainbow running through them in intervals; she looked at her flank and saw a computer screen where her cutie was. The screen then turned on revealing her cutie mark with the outline rainbow colored and the inside of it colored black like the screen.

She looks around at the new world and sees that the ground is shaped into a grid pattern with green lines, and the sky was seemingly blank and black.

“So what do you think!?” Pinkie Pie says coming out of seemingly nowhere followed by Magic. Pinkie was wearing a pink version of Dash’s suit with magenta colored lines and Magic was wearing a white suit with pink colored lines.

“Whoa.” Rainbow Dash said in amazement, “What is this place?”

“This is ‘Super Awesome Reality Racers’ it’s a game where your objective is to race competitors, dodge fire from enemy airships, get the highest score, and basically win. The race takes place across multiple planes of reality that I’ve visited and in order to win you must get the highest score and cross the finish line first.”

“Alright so let’s get started!” Rainbow Dash says holding her hoof up in the air.

“Yea!” Pinkie Pie says hopping up and down with a big smile on her face.

“Okay then.” Magic says as he yells “START” and the blank world becomes filled with a giant and twisting racetrack that is nauseating to even look at that also reaches into the horizon.

While they’re standing on the racetrack Pinkie Pie looks over the edge and sees that bellow them is what appears to be an endless jungle, and that the race track is being suspended in the air without any kind of support.

“OOOOO! This is new!” she says smiling.

“Okay let’s start this!” Rainbow Dash says as she gets into position, ready to fly but Pinkie laughs at her due to her doing this.

“Silly Dashie! We don’t race using our hooves.” Pinkie says.

“We use these things called ‘Drivers’ it’s sort of like a device that doesn’t need to be pulled and you can operate it by using petals in back of you and the wheel in front of you.” Magic says as he summons 3 differently colored ‘Drivers’ in front of them.

“So Cool!” Rainbow Dash says as she quickly jumps into the cyan colored cycle. The Drivers had two wheels and were protected by a windshield and was covered with armor, they were relatively low to the ground and the way the ponies sat in it was that they lay on their stomach with their hind legs controlling the petals directly under them and their forelegs wrapped around the handle bar.

Magic and Pinkie both jump into their respective Drivers, Magic’s being white and Pinkie’s being pink.

“Ready Dashie!” Pinkie Pie says as she revs the pink Driver’s engine.

“Are you kidding, I was born ready!” Rainbow Dash says as a daring grin sets on her face and she revs her cyan colored Driver.

“Computer, Render A.I. Drivers and Airships, start a Score Battle race, and play the music.” Magic says with a smile.

“Enemy Drivers and Airships rendered.” A computerized voice says as an entire army of grey Drivers zoom past them at close to the speed of sound and 3 gigantic airships follow after them shortly after.

“Music playing.” The voice said and a heavy Electronica track started to play.

“Hey, this is from DJ-P0N3’s latest album!” Rainbow Dash says, her being a fan of the pony, starts to bob her head to the music.

“Race Starting in…3…” The Computerized voice says, starting the count down as Magic grips his forelegs on the handlebar and growing a smile.

“2…” Pinkie, seeming nonchalant, just smiled due to her already playing this multiple times.

“1…” Rainbow Dash, still having a daring grin on her face, grips the wheel incredibly hard just waiting for the go signal.

“START” The computerized voice says as all three of them dash away from the starting line at an incredible speed leaving a faint colored trail behind each vehicle as they keep accelerating.

“Oh man, this so awesome!” Rainbow Dash says very loudly as the road and jungle-esque scenery under her zooms by in a blur. A holographic screen pops up next to her in her Driver, “What is this?” Rainbow Dash says confused.

“It’s a score sheet. It tells you how many points each person has and who is in the lead.” Magic says over an earpiece each of them had.

“Alright so how do we get points?” Rainbow Dash asks.

“Press that button on your left.” Magic says as they draw closer to the end of the straight portion of the track and begin to entire the incredibly twisted and dangerous looking part of the race track.

Dash presses the button and two chain gun looking blasters come out on the left and right of the Driver, next to the front wheel. “Weapons Initiated.” The voice said, coming from Dash’s vehicle.

“WHOA! SO COOL!” Dash says becoming even more amazed by everything that’s happening. Dash figures that the triggers where the front portion of her forelegs are on the handle bar controls when to fire them as Magic and Pinkie initiate their weapons also.

“Get ready Dashie, this where the amazing part starts!” Pinkie Pie says very enthusiastically as they pass the first checkpoint that was flying a banner, “Weapons Enabled.” The voice says as they accelerate even more landing on the brink of supersonic speed.

Dash looks down at the speedometer in front of her and smiles as she sees that the pointer is at 750 mph and that is only at halfway.

They get up to the A.I. Drivers, “Alright!” Dash says as she squeezes the triggers and the chain guns on her Driver fire out a multi-colored stream of lasers that hit and destroy the three grey Driver’s in front of them.

“Player ‘Rainbow Dash’ has taken the lead. Race Position: 2nd” The computerized voice says as Dash’s name hits the top of the scoreboard with 300 points.

“Ahhh yea! First place!” Rainbow Dash says cockily as she continues to accelerate around the increasingly winding track, taking hard turns that normally wouldn’t be possible in reality.

Suddenly the race track gets bombarded with multi colored energy attacks from a chasing airship; they speed up and continue to dodge the increasing barrage that’s destroying the racetrack.

“Holy Crap!” Rainbow Dash says, rapidly dodging the Technicolored swarm as Magic continues to laugh joyfully.

Pinkie effortlessly dodges the attacks due to her Pinkie Sense as she passes both Magic and Dash by drifting on a spiraled turn as the race track dips down into the virtual jungle.

They come up to even more Drivers and they all unleash on them as some of them get hit and explode into a multicolored fireball full of blocks. “Player ‘Magic Junk’ has taken the lead. Race Position: 2nd.”

“WOOOOO HOOO!” Pinkie says as the airship fires widely into the forest causing the trees to block the road as they regularly pass each other. Some shots came from behind them and in the wing mirror they see that a group of grey drivers were behind them.

Rainbow grins, thinking up a solution as she quickly grabs and pulls the emergency brake below the handlebar with her right foreleg while her left one turned the handlebar up causing the Driver to turn around and she then proceeded to fire at the grey Drivers in back of her causing them to explode in a multi colored explosion.

“Nice one Rainbow!” Magic said over the headset as she readjusts her vehicle back to normal so she can catch up. She notices that the airship is shooting at Magic and Pinkie while they dodge the fire.

Rainbow Dash tries to catch up to them but suddenly her Driver gets hit, “Holy Crap!” she says as she looks in the wing mirror and sees three grey Drivers shooting at her.

She barely dodges the fire but her road gets cut off by a blast from a second airship, she swerves and takes another path, “Stupid airship.” She mumbles as the track she took lead up above the jungle as even more Drivers appear in front of her and she shoots them to take the lead “Player ‘Rainbow Dash’ has taken the lead, Race Position: 3rd.”

The track enters into a giant corkscrew as she continues to speed up while dodging the fire from both the enemy Drivers and the airship. The track becomes even more destroyed by the constant swarm of lasers and eventually begins to crumble and fall into the dense jungle.

Back in the jungle Magic and Pinkie are still dodging the multi colored barrage from the airship, “Hey where’s Rainbow Dash?” Magic asks dodging a tree then drifting around a corner and through a waterfall along with Pinkie who was behind him.

“I don’t know.” Pinkie says smiling as usual. “I know she didn’t get destroyed, the computer would’ve told us about it.” She says as they continue out from the jungle and into an endless sea with a track that was above them as the airship was still shooting at them.

Suddenly a grey Driver falls off of the upper track and nearly takes them out, “Whoa what was that!?” Magic says as both of them look up and see that Rainbow Dash was destroying the enemy Drivers with the airship on her tail.

The track that Rainbow Dash was on was still corkscrewing while the track that Magic and Pinkie were on went up and into the corkscrew, weaving in and out of it, while the crumbling corkscrew track was destroying the other it.

Enemy Drivers appeared in front of them and Magic and Pinkie Pie speed up and destroy them and they dodge an incoming piece of track as the airship that was following them gets destroyed by it causing a massive explosion that caused the water in the ocean to create a tidal wave that followed them through the track.

“COOOL!” Pinkie Pie says as she looks at the gigantic tidal wave destroying the track behind them.

“Geez if only I could get rid of this airship!” Rainbow Dash says as she continues to dodge the oncoming energy blasts. “Player ‘Pinkie Pie’ has taken the lead. Race Position: 1st.”

Rainbow Dash looks down and sees Pinkie’s pink Driver zooming around the track and destroying the grey Drivers, “I’m the one who’s gonna win.” Rainbow Dash says as she gains back a daring grin and slows down her speed at the top of a loop; allowing her to drop on top of the airship.

She then immediately accelerates towards the control deck that was at the front of the ship, dodging and destroying the turrets as she continues to fire at the deck. She then smashes into the window of it, spins around destroying the control systems, and smashing out the front window and onto the track that Magic and Pinkie were on.

The smoking airship gets swallowed by the tidal wave as Rainbow Dash sees Magic and Pinkie In front of her. “Player ‘Rainbow Dash’ has taken the lead, Race Position: 3rd.” She looks at her holographic screen and sees that she is well ahead of both of them due to destroying the airship.

“Okay now to win this thing!” She says as the track becomes straight and she accelerates towards both of them as she looks at the speedometer and sees that her vehicle was going 767 mph, just one away from going supersonic, she continues to accelerate, gritting her teeth. As the weapons on her Driver fly off from the speed, she sees the sound cone form in front of her and she goes through it, creating a sonic boom. She speeds past Magic and Pinkie in a cyan flash and goes past the finish line.

“Player ‘Rainbow Dash’ has won the race. Congratulations.” The computerized voice says as Magic and Pinkie cross the finish line and the tidal wave stops and dissipates.

Suddenly the third airship zooms over to them and blows them up and then Magic wakes up from his dream, he sits up in the bed and wipes his face with his forelegs, “Come back to bed dear.” He heard from a voice next to him he looks over and sees Dream in his bed.

Magic gets startled and immediately wakes up, it turns out it was just a dream inside of another dream. “Thank goodness.” Magic says quietly as he sighs, he begins to go back to sleep when he notices that Strife is in his bed sleeping, Magic gets startled again.

Magic then proceeds to wake up, this time not moving his head off of the pillow. He felt what seemed like two ponies on each side of him, ‘Ah jeez, who is it now?’ Magic thinks as he slowly turns his eyes and then his head to his right, he comes face to face with Pinkie Pie who was fast asleep.

He turns his head to his left and sees Rainbow Dash who was also asleep, both of them having their forelegs wrapped around, hugging Magic. He smiles, “Oh, I hope this isn’t a dream.” He says quietly as he falls back asleep between both of them. He then wakes up again, and sits up on his bed. “Ah man.” Magic says as he realizes the previous scene was just a dream.

He then becomes wide-eyed as he slowly turns his head back and sees…nothing. Magic breathes a sigh of relief. Then lays his head down and falls back asleep.

(Now...this is the father of time Timefather64. Chapter 10 will be out. Now if you got to the end of this I just want to know. Did you say Wtf and laugh? Come on I know you did.)