My Life Living In An Undead Nation

by TheGuyWhoDayDreams

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Original Character, Comedy, Other, Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Equestria at War
Length: 1756

It was supposed to be a dreadful day in Magehold, until a creature called human show up. I don't understand, why doesn't he fear us? And instead we fear him? (Hey guys! From Ohio, and I don't know how did I end up here, but I am not complaining!)

Mortals, they're our mortal enemies. But never do we expect to feel fear and dread from one, well... that came true ever since a mortal being called human moved into Magehold.

Hey guys! My name's Juelz and I am from the USA, land of the free, I lived in the state of Ohio. You are wondering how I've moved into Magehold? Well I don't even know myself! I was sleeping late one night, dreaming about exploring the world. When I woke up, I've ended up here! And I am not complaining! :)

Published 2023-09-12 16:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-09-12 16:20:00 UTC

Magehold Fears Him

Magehold, located in Northern Giffionia and borders a neighbouring country named the Arcturian Order.

Known as the land of the undead, a society comprised of different mortal, immortal and undead beings living here.

Lets go over them shall we?

Necromancers, powerful spellcasters that raises the dead and managing their horde. The most powerful among them became liches, basically it makes them nearly-immortal.

Vampires, immortals transformed by other vampires. They can entrance mortals to serve them, known as thralls.

Ghouls, they make up the majority of the citizen population in the nation. Undead intelligent beings that need to consume flesh to avoid delay and mindlessness, especially the brain.

Zombies and Skeletons, pretty much just cannon fodder, they are plentiful in numbers so they are just used for spam.

Thralls, mind controlled servants to serve or be used as soldiers by their vampire masters.

Yeah uh I think that's all of them. Wait... Voodoo practitioners, Zebras that practices the dark arts... Yeah uhhhh, they are all gone because they can't find replacements once they all pass from old age.

Anyways In Magehold, there's currently a meeting with the strongest of their ranks in the Necromancer Council's chamber. A large round wooden table in the center with 11

16 chairs, each sitting all of their members. There's one notable member about them, the leader of the Dread League, Rosa Maledicta.

The Dread League is an empire who's goal is to destroy all life on the planet. A world filled with nothing but silence. No one will be spared, its non-negotiable.

Rosa Maledicta, the leader of the Dread League. Is a pink unicorn pony with a dark pink mane, orange colored eyes and a wilted rose as her cutie mark. Rosa is once a pony living in the peaceful lands of Equestria befo-

“Alright Hallow Shell, how's the progress in our preparation for the black crusade?” Rosa Maledicta asked, Hallow Shell frowns as he takes out a clipboard.

“Slow, we would've been ready much quicker and easier if it wasn't for... him.” He said as he shivers from mentioning it.

Everypony in the meeting tense up even Rosa Maledicta, their progress and research has been slowed or halted many times from the cause of numerous incidents created by... him.

“Will... will he show up again?” A vampire mare nervously asked.

Rosa smirks deviously. “Don't worry, I've increase security by a ton. I doubt he will be able to reach us.”

“Oh Roseeeeeeey~” A voice shouted in the distance.

Everyponies eyes shrink upon hearing it. Fear and dread isn't something they feel since living in the land of the undead for many years, however this being, manage to struck fear and dread into their hearts even by the mere mention of him.

BANG!

Everypony turned to look at the direction of the sound, the door. Standing there was a creature that is twice as high as them, he wears a white shirt with a picture of the sun with a smiley face, blue jeans, brown shoes, has black hair and a bright smile on his face.

The creature they are facing was him, a creature that calls himself... Human.

“Hey Rosey! Sorry about the door, it was locked.” He said, the door then fell of his hinges and fall flat to the ground.

Rosa's eyes twitched in a combination of irritation, frustration, and disbelief. “HOW!?” She screamed. “HOW IN THE LAND OF THE UNDEAD DID YOU GET PASS SECURITY!?”

“I just walked in.” He simply said, still with a smile on his face, she hated it.

“Horseapples! You don't just walk through walls of fire, volley of arrows, acid, bottomless pits, and aarghh!!” She screeched as she feels like she wants to rip her hair out trying to figure out how is this possible.

This human, no matter how much they tried, he just wouldn't die! And he remains unphased by these attempts, like he wasn't aware at all! When they try to starve him so he will at least leave Magehold, he still manage to find food with his only explanation was that he found it. Somehow his house has running water despite with zero signs of a source.

He was feared from how casual he was acting despite living in the land of the undead, how he manage to survive all of our attempts with zero scratches, and how completely unpredictable and nonsensical he is.

I tried to end him myself, I did not foresee that he has a unnaturally high resistance to magic, strong enough to keep up with me. He is trouble and a sneaky one, as he sometimes just show up out of nowhere, no matter where we are.

At first I thought he just has powerful magic, until we discovered that he has no magic. Which scares us, and destroyed many egos. The fact that he manage to do all of this with no magic just doesn't make any sense which just adds more to his unpredictable and nonsensical nature.

He is such a threat and so feared that two major factions, the Society of Bones and the Coven of Blood, who hated each others guts for centuries, join forces to tried to stop him.

Keyword 'tried', despite all of their efforts they've not even scratch him. The necromancers can't do anything as he manage to evade and even destroying their undead armies, it was mostly accidental rather than voluntary. The vampires are in the same grave, he wasn't fooled by their tactics and manipulation and he couldn't be controlled, he was capable of keeping up with their agility and easily finds them whenever they tried to sneak up on him for an ambush.

All efforts to contain him proved a failure as he either did not stumble upon the trap or escaped.

Everyone in Magehold call him by many names, a few examples include. Discord 2.0, The Menace of Magehold, or Magehold's pain in the flank.

He didn't care what others refer to him as, but he prefers to be called Juelz.

Despite all of that, there is some good from him, even if they're not worth it in my opinion. First, his house, filled to the brim with tech that can enhance our research, which is why the majority of the council decided to not destroy his home.

Secondly, his human blood is special compare to most blood. It gives extraordinary healing and stamina upon consumption, it is also really tasty and addicting by the vampires account, which makes him an extremely valuable resource to the vampires especially when he is the only member of his kind. Surprisingly and fortunately, he is willing to give away some without question. Some vampires are considering turning him immortal but that idea was immediately shut down by almost everypony in Magehold, there is no away in tartarus we are giving someone like him immortality.

“Anyway Rosey.” He said as he walk over to our table. “I brought you something.” He takes out a container and places it infront of me.

Rosa looked at it with hesitation for a moment until She groan, knowing that if I refuse he will try harder.

She opened the lid of the container to find an apple, a chocolate muffin, and some kind of hay sandwich I've never seen before.

“Why do you give me this?” Rosa asked irritably, narrowing my eyes at him.

“Oh, you were to busy trying to repair all the damage to the factory that I accidentally destroyed the other day that you skipped lunch.” Just as he said that her stomach growled, he giggles a bit. “So I got lunch for you, I recently got back from a trip to Equestria so I got the food over there.” She cocked an eyebrow.

“But I saw you this morning.” She said confused.

“Yeah and shortly after, I left to visit Equestria.” He replied.

“So... you're telling me you walked across the entire continent, sail across the sea to Equestria, and came back in under a few hours.” She said with doubt in her voice.

“Yes, well except the returning home part, I just teleported back here.” He said as he winks and gives a thumbs up.

I know he is nonsensical but I highly, HIGHLY doubt he can move that fast. especially the terrain, distance, and temperatures.

“Also! I made a new friend over there!” He said as he grins widely, She decide to humor him.

Rosa sighed. “Oh yeah? Who is your friend?” She asked.

“Well, he is magical and powerful.” He begins to explain. “Has multiple different animals parts as his body.” Rosa narrows her eyes, it sounded familiar but she can't seem to figure it out.

“And his name is D-”

“Why hello there...” A voice said, moments later his friend appears beside him. Discord, the lord of chaos.

Everypony in the room recoiled in fear, they already have to deal with Juelz, now added along side the lord of chaos you got the recipe for tartarus.

Juelz grins. “Meet my friend Discord, fun person to be around, he is also the one who teleported me home. Surprisingly my magic resistance doesn't apply with his chaos magic.”

Discord laughs. “Its quite funny to see their reactions, you seem to have rough them up. Nice to know a fellow chaotic being.” they both fist bump each other before Discord snaps his fingers, vanishing.

Everypony just stare at Juelz with a frighten expression as they think of all the horrible things they could do to them.

Rosa Maledicta was twitching, her mind filled with rage. Her horn lit up and appeared an axe.

“AHHH!!” She screams as she swings her axe at Juelz, which he simply dodges by ducking under.

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!” She yelled in anger as she starts chasing him.

“We are playing tag?” He asked as he duck and dodge all of her swings while running away.

“STOP DODGING!” She takes another swing of her axe.

The meeting was over, everypony had left. Rosa Maledicta spent a good hour chasing Juelz before being exhausted.

Rosa notices the container Juelz gave still on a table. She looks around the room to make sure no one is around, when she is sure that there's no one watching her. She begins eating the food from the container.

As she was munching on the food, she wondered.

“How did he know that chocolate muffins are my favorite?” she then shakes her head, this is Juelz we are talking about.