Three walks of life in Equestria

by autobotfan15

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Drama, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Derpy Hooves, Cheerilee
Length: 9027

A human and his four bad neighbors from two sides of societies in Equestria.

Matthew had a decent life with his pet and his model railroad hobby. The only thing he found intolerable were his four neighbors who were always at each other’s throats. A conservative couple that’s racist and homophobic and a liberal couple that get offended by the little things. So what happens when their three houses end up in Ponyville? The town gets one new friend and four troublemakers.

Note: Takes place in between season 7 and 8. So no friendship school.

Published 2023-09-13 02:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-12-13 00:32:50 UTC

Prologue: Another day

It's a well known fact that the personality of someone can be judged by how he or she lives. Take me for instance. My name is Matthew Wilkins. I'm just sitting in a room playing on my model railroad, watching the little trains go around. My railroad looks like something out of a movie. It takes up my entire upstairs that even the trains go to my bedroom through tunnels connecting it. That's not the strangest part of my life.

I'm watching my trains with a little Fennec Fox in my lap. Her name is Sparky. I found her at a pet show where someone was giving away fennec fox pups. She wouldn't take her eyes off me and was trying to reach out to me, so I adopted her. I call her Sparky because of how fast she is, like a spark of electricity. But believe it or not that's not the strangest part of my life. It's right outside my front door where there is now a knocking.

Sparky jumped off my lap as I stood up and turned off my railroad causing all my trains to stop. I went downstairs to my front door passing the photo of my late parents as well as framed pictures of famous trains throughout history. I opened the door to see a grey pegasus mare standing in front of me with a blonde mane, a wall eyed stare, a bright smile, and a saddlebag full of mail. "Oh Good morning Derpy, you're here earlier than usual." I said.

"Hi Matthew it's a light load at the post office. I might be home early today." The mare said with a smile.

"That's nice, how are your daughters?" I asked.

"Oh Sparkler is doing fine at her job and little Dinky got another A on her test." She said smiling with joy as she reached into her bag and gave me my mail.

"That's wonderful to hear. Thanks for the mail tell them I said hey."

Derpy nodded and flew away. Now you're probably wondering why was there a pegasus at my door with mail? Well the answer is simple. Back in my home town on the planet earth, there were strange weather patterns that caused a lot of storms. Then one day, there was a storm so bad my street was struck by a bolt so powerful it felt like a nuclear bomb was dropped on the pavement in front of my house.

But when I regained my bearings and went outside it was where I noticed the houses across the street weren't the same. Long story short, we were on a different world with talking magical ponies. I say we because I wasn't just talking about me and Sparky. I was talking about myself and my neighbors. The two other houses, each having two people I can't stand.

One house to my right belonged to a married couple named Cletus and Karen. They were what some people call unhinged conservatives. Cletus was a racist guy who was always trying to force religious beliefs down people's throats and always advocated for less gun control. Oh and he's so homophobic I one time saw him beat up a guy wearing a pride flag shirt. But that's nothing compared to his wife Karen.

She was what everyone on the internet expects from a Karen. Ironic don't you think? She always complains about service and believes the world revolves around her and when something doesn't go her way she demands to see the manager despite the staff of an establishment doing a good job.

The other house to my left is home to Alison and her roommate Jesse. They were both what the internet called Social Justice warriors. Always going on about pride, white privileges, gender identities and what not. They were the people who think the answer to a small problem is blocking a highway and delaying everyone, even fire trucks rushing to a fire. That actually happened once.

If one were to ask me which of these two groups of people do I side with, my answer would be neither. Like the conservatives I do hold a decent religious belief but I don't go using it to bash and hurt others. Like the SJWs I do support a path for equality but I don't like the methods used to achieve it and I certainly don't approve of yelling at others just because we don't agree with them. That's what both these houses do.

As for all of us getting settled we manage to get plumbing and electricity to our houses thanks to the ponies. As for jobs, I was hired to be a classroom assistant to the school house. I don't know where my neighbors hired out. Then again their constant drama sometimes results in them getting fired even back on earth.

I took a moment to appreciate the peace outside knowing both groups are not fighting in the street. It looked like a nice day out so I decided to go out for a walk. Sparky rode on my shoulder as we walked through the streets of Ponyville. Many ponies greeted me happily as I went. "Howdy Matthew!" Called Applejack.

"Howdy AJ." I called back as I passed her Apple stand.

"Hey Cheerilee, enjoy the weekend and be ready for Monday" I said to the teacher as I passed by a coffee shop where she was drinking a cup.

"Morning Matthew, same to you." She said back.

Everyone in this community has been so kind and welcoming since we came here, at least to me. Probably because I'm the only tolerable human in town. We were approaching Sugarcube corner when we heard what sounded like a fight. As we got closer two figures were shoved out the door by a certain pink mare. "And don't come back here unless you two have ZERO complaints!" Yelled Pinkie Pie.

The two people thrown out were Karen and Alison who only growled at each other. "This was your fault! I was trying to see her manager about a hair on my cupcake! And not listen to your pointless propaganda!" Said Karen

"Pointless?! My fault!? That was your loose hair you entitled selfish white hag!" Yelled Allison.

I just sighed as we entered the Sugarcube Corner ignoring the brawl they were now having. The inside had a few tables tipped over but were quickly set back up. Pinkie Pie looked annoyed but smiled upon seeing me. "Hi Matthew, Hello Sparky, can I get you your usual?"

"Yes, that will be nice." I said as I handed her some bits.

After getting my cupcake I walked over to a window seat to watch the fight outside. It was like watching an unstoppable force vs an immovable object. I should complain about their drama but it keeps me young. Me and Sparky just watched as some ponies came and tried to break up the fight. Only one thought came to my mind. "It's just another day."

Author's Note

Don't worry I'm not abandoning my other stories. This was just a little something that popped into my head while watching Tiktok. But don't expect me to update this one constantly.

Curious Minds

Friday's are special to everyone. For me Fridays are not only nights I enjoy myself, but the true fun comes from me doing something in the school house. Cheerilee and I made a deal that every Friday I get to teach the class something about my world. Not only because I'm her assistant but also because she trusts my worldview better than my neighbors. After giving Sparky plenty of water and food, I left carrying a small box of some of my model locomotives. I figured today would be the day I teach the kids about the railroads of my home and how different they are compared to the trains they have here. I didn't make it far past my fence when I heard a voice. "Hey Matt what pointless knowledge you teaching those kids today."

Oh dear lord no. I turned to see Cletus sitting on the porch holding a glass bottle of Cider. I tried my best not to look annoyed as I answered. "Well Cletus if its any of your knowledge, I'm teaching the children how different the railroads of Equestria are compared to the ones back home."

Cletus scoffed. "You shouldn't be teaching them that. You should be teaching how can they keep out dangerous immigrants, earlier today I saw that same Zebra speaking in rhyme. She should be back where she came from."

"No, he should be teaching them about the disadvantages of living in a patriarchy society." I turned to see Jesse on her side of the fence watering her garden. I groaned knowing where this was leading.

"Listen you guys, I'm not teaching these kids something that they are too young to learn."

But they weren't listening as they were now yelling at each other, ignoring me. To me it now sound like gibberish as I left my front yard. It was there I saw my good friend Twilight Sparkle. Like Cheerilee, she trusted me to share my knowledge with her. She had to have seen the fight as she was walking alongside me and noticing my downed expression. "Don't worry about them Matthew. Everypony knows the things they say barely make any sense."

I sighed. "We may have been on this world for a couple months, but we've been neighbors for nearly three years now Twilight. Sometimes I wonder, despite them being older than me, when are they going to grow up?"

I felt her hoof touch my side in comfort. "I'm sure someday my friend. We just need to give it time. Now how about we get to the school house? I'll actually be joining in on this lecture."

I smiled "Hmm... sure I guess you can come, might save my breath from having to repeat everything to you."

"Alright class, take your seats so we can get started." Said Cheerilee as she tried to start the class.

I stood by her desk as I opened the box and took out three of my model locomotives. A Central Pacific Jupiter steam engine, a Santa Fe F3 Diesel and a Pennsylvania GG1 Electric. All of which were Lionel O gauge trains. To be honest this was probably the most desired thing I wanted to talk to them about. Although the first lecture I ever gave was the one about how the earth revolves around the sun. Their reaction looked liked they just saw a meteor crashed in front of them. Twilight wouldn't stop asking me questions when I told her.

The class soon quieted down and some started looking at my engines in fascination. I only shown a few ponies my model railroad but I've never shown off my collection to the children. Maybe I should offer a layout tour or something. I cleared my throat and began talking. "Good morning Students. Today's lecture will be the railroads of my home, particularly my country's."

I picked up the Jupiter model. "When the concept of steam powered propulsion was pioneered it was soon used to-"

BANG BANG BANG

The class jumped at the loud banging noise coming from the door. I was confused and did a visual headcount. Everyone is here, no one should be absent. Twilight, who was standing next to Cheerilee at her desk, walked to the door. "I'll get it."

But the moment she started opening the door. She was suddenly forced out of the way by Cletus, much to my shock. And to add more shock he had a strange case with him. Judging by the shape I was scared to know what was inside. "And just what do you think you're doing buster?!" He snarled.

"Teaching these kids about trains from America?" I said nervously.

"I told you we should be teaching them about the threat of immigrants taking over!" He then turned to the class.

"Alright you foals ignore this weakling as I'm going to teach you how me and my wife deal with real problems back home." He said as he put the case down and pulled out what I feared was in there. Twilight and Cheerilee gasped in horror, I told them about the weapons of earth and he just had to pull out a shotgun.

I immediately stood up. "What the heck are you doing?! Don't bring that in here!"

"Why you a wimp like those ladies next door?" He scoffed.

"No that is too dangerous to be showing around children and you know it."

"He's right, you know." Said a voice. Oh heaven please no.

I looked over to the door to see Alison carrying a box. She placed it down and opened it and pulled out what looked like spray paint cans. "I should be teaching these foals about how to make their voices really heard."

"What? With your vandalism methods that's a petty move." Said Cletus

"Oh and your violent ways are better?" Asked Alison

"They've always been better than what you did at the Local University. Didn't your teacher had to resign because of you and Jesse being an embarrassment." Teased Cletus.

That set her off. "Why you little son of a-"

The two began wrestling. Alison was fighting to take the shotgun. Their hands were dangerously close to the trigger and I don't think the safety is on. I immediately turned to the class. "Uh fillies and colts for your own safety, duck your heads below your desk."

The class did so as did Twilight and Cheerilee. I quickly hid with them under the teacher desk. Twilight soon calmed down enough to try and use her magic but she was a little too late to act when...

BANG!

There was soon silence and we slowly peeked out. Cletus and Allison, who were both still holding the gun with both hands on the trigger, were looking towards the children desks in shock. Oh no. Please tell me they didn't.

I looked only to see the students slowly peek out from hiding. I then saw a row of desk that had three ponies looking at something in their hooves. Apple Bloom had a burnt red bow, Diamond Tiara had a destroyed tiara and Button Mash had a propeller hat with a hole in it. Slowly the shock turned to anger from one of the fillies. "HEY! This had real diamonds!" Yelled Diamond Tiara.

Twilight Immediately grabbed the gun with her magic and took it away. Cheerilee just stared in shock before clearing her throat. "Class is dismissed for today. Extra credit for ponies who tell the police everything."

I sighed in relief and collapsed in a chair.

Later that day, I just sat upstairs slowly watching the Santa Fe Super Chief roll by my view on my layout. Cletus and Alison have been taken away and are now locked in the Sherriff's office for the fifth time this month. I never knew Cletus actually owned a gun. Luckily it was taken away and some guards from Canterlot are confiscating any fire arms in his house, much to Karen's annoyance. All in all this day had me feeling drained from all the shock and disappointment. Luckily no one was hurt, except maybe our ears from the gunshot noise. Sparky just sat in a dog bed and watched me from the floor. She knows how much of a bad day I had so she left me alone.

Suddenly her ears twitched and she looked to the stairs. Then came a knocking. Who could that be? I went downstairs and saw, to my surprise, Twilight Sparkle, Cheerilee, the three fillies who are the cutie mark crusaders, as well as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Looks like Diamond and Bloom had spare tiaras and bows to replace the ones that were shot off. "Oh hello, what brings you all here?"

Twilight Sparkle smiled "We know you wanted to share your railroad knowledge with the students."

"And we thought instead of waiting until next Friday we thought a little field trip here would be nice staring with these five. Since I know your upstairs can only handle so many guests." Said Cheerilee.

I looked at the five fillies, they all looked excited just to see my miniature railroad empire and maybe learn a thing or two. I looked back at the two grown mares and I smiled. I guess life does have a way of making things work out in the end. "Come on in."

The Night of Scares

I'm honestly surprised how many similar holidays this nation has compared to the ones we celebrate. They're just named differently. Tonight is Nightmare Night or in a human's case, Halloween. Even today I often go back on the memories of when I would dress up as my favorite characters like SpongeBob with the occasional scary original like the skeleton. I usually don't dress up anymore these days, but tonight is different.

Twilight Sparkle invited me and Sparky to the Nightmare Night festival. I was told Princess Luna will also be coming by to have fun. I met her and Celestia during the first month of our arrival. Let's just say, like the other ponies, they think I conduct myself more civilly than my neighbors. Anyway I decided to go as something very creative, thanks to the help of Rarity the fashionista and a little help from Big Macintosh.

The costume was one of those ride in train box costumes I can wear like a set of overalls. I designed and painted it to look like a black and grey 4-6-0 steam engine. What's even better it has a small compartment I can use to store whatever candy I get. Aside from that I'm also wearing blue overalls, a red t shirt, a red bandana and an engineer cap. Sparky is wearing a small train conductor cap Rarity designed as well as a small cute red bowtie for her. I decided tonight she could be my little conductor.

After making sure we were ready, we walked outside. I wanted to leave a bowl of candy for any passing kids. I did make sure to leave a note. It said 'Take two and only two pieces, THAT MEANS YOU PINKIE.' Knowing her she might either go along with it or ignore it and swipe the whole bowl, but that's a future me problem. But as soon as I opened the door I was greeted by three certain fillies. "Nightmare Night! What a Fright! Give us something sweet to bite!"

I chuckled as I see the Cutie Mark Crusaders in costume. Apple Bloom was dressed to look like a black widow spider with a black abdomen on her tail and four extra fake legs attach to her side. Sweetie Belle was dressed like a cat with black ears, whiskers, and a black tail. And Scootaloo was dressed to look like a crow with a yellow beak, a black cap on her head, and bigger fake black wings on her real wings. Behind them was Cheerilee who was looking like a Zombie with her makeup and fake stitches. I smiled and offered them the bowl and good thing they read the sign. "Happy Nightmare Night you four. You lucky you caught us before we left for the party." I said as the three fillies took two pieces each.

"Lucky us then, I assume you're off to the festival?" Asked Cheerilee.

"Yes, aren't you gonna come at some point?" I asked Cheerilee.

"Yes, it's just Applejack asked me to chaperone these three for a bit then bring them back to the festival for games." She explained.

"Hey Mr. Wilkins will your neighbors have a problem with us going to their houses?" Asked Sweetie Belle.

I chuckled a bit. Being called that made me feel old. "Sweetie we're not in class. Just Matthew is fine tonight. As for your question the married couple to my right do follow tradition so they might have candy for you as for the neighbors on the left well... they might have poor opinions on costumes. They always have a way of labeling certain costumes as offensive."

"What's wrong with our costumes?" asked Scootaloo.

"Personally I see nothing wrong but be careful. Now if you all excuse me, we have a party to go to. I'll see you all there." I said as I rubbed Sparky's head, placed the bowl down and started leaving for the festival.

But a couple seconds later I saw those four ponies run past me as I heard two certain yelling SJWs from their house. "How dare you dress up like that! Think of the ones that suffer arachnophobia, ornithophobia, and ailurophobia!"

I sighed knowing this night of terrors has just begun. Let's hope Cletus and Karen don't cause a ruckus as well and just give out candy.

We arrived at the festival to see so many ponies in costumes of different kinds. I noticed a fancy carriage not too far from the festival grounds. Look like her highness came sooner than I thought. I soon saw her tossing fake spiders to a web. I walked over just as she landed one in the center. A few nearby ponies cheered. "Haha my fun has been doubled yet again this year!" Exclaimed Luna.

"Nice toss there your majesty." I said as I strolled up.

Luna turned to see me. "Oh Matthew, good to see you again. I see your dressed up as I assume a train engineer? Do they wear large boxes on them?"

I gave a chuckle. "Oh no this is just to give the look some pizazz."

"I see, how are you adjusting to your stay?" She asked.

"It's been wonderful with all the citizens of this community being so friendly. Although I can't say the same for my neighbors."

Luna frowned slightly "Yes I was told of the strange occurrences with those four other humans. Are they really that sensitive to a few things?"

"Allison and Jesse, yes. But with Cletus and Karen they're just racist, homophobic and just sensitive about quality service."

Luna thought for a moment. "Humans are just as strange as ponies I suppose."

"Well enough about them, how about we go and triple your fun now?" I asked.

Luna chuckled before flaring her wings in excitement. "Yes! The night is young and so much more fun must be had!"

The night was indeed fun so far. There were many games that had candy prizes. Some of which I stored in my locomotive box. Cheerilee and the crusaders eventually joined in on the fun. However this year the ponies added a new feature to the celebration, a small campfire was setup in a quite area where ponies can gather around and share ghost stories. I listened to the few scary tales of legends around Equestria. There was even a story that reminded me of Slender Man. "You guys want to hear a story from my world?" I asked.

"Are there ghost on your world too?" Asked Scootaloo Excitedly.

"Tell us the the tale!" demanded Sweetie Belle.

I glanced over my costumed audience. There were the crusaders, Cheerilee, Luna, Twilight Sparkle as a scientist, Applejack as a Timberwolf, Rarity as a devil, Rainbow Dash as Daring Doo, and Derpy with her two daughters as Astronauts. I cleared my throat. "Very well then, there once was a man who was considered eccentric by some. Others called him crazy. He was known for hiding many strange things in his house and they say at night people can hear him saying and chanting weird things in his basement." I began.

"One day the man met a little boy at a swap meet. The man claimed he sold magic charms and can give ordinary items magical abilities. From cheap toys to expensive jewelry. The little boy had a model steam locomotive he got from another seller. He asked him what can he do to his new toy train. The man looked over the toy and said he could make it just as useful as real trains by being a way to travel to the world beyond the living."

I took a moment to look over my audience. They seemed interested and were expecting me to continue. "The little boy, excited by magic, simply gave him the train. The man told him to come back to his stand tomorrow. But when the boy came back the next day, the man was gone. He soon found out his house has burned to the ground. All that the firefighters found that was undamaged was his toy train."

The ponies gasped as I continued. "He took it home after finding it, but nothing magical came from it. Later that night though, he heard strange sounds coming from the room that had his train set. When he entered, he saw his locomotive outside the tunnel of his layout. The tunnel behind it was glowing red and strange sounds could be heard inside. The sounds almost sounded like screaming from a crowd of people. The boy didn't move as for some reason he felt scared. Then to his surprise the engine began moving on it's own. It then charged into another tunnel that was emitting a bright white light. When it went in the lights from both tunnels died down and disappeared and so did the engine."

"What happened?" asked Dinky.

"The boy soon found out his train can now visit both afterlives. The paradise known as heaven, and the devil's underworld. He would never play with it because every time he tried to catch it, the train would escape and disappear either through a tunnel or fade away like a ghost. He seen it not only on his layout but on every train set he sees, whether it being his own or someone else's. Sometimes he even sees it just sitting in strange places like bookshelves and dark closets. It's practically a curse to him that follows."

"So what happened to the strange man?" Asked Rarity

"Some say he died in the fire because in my world, there are rules for trying to see the afterlife before your time is up. Some say it's a sacred rule that results in eternal punishment."

All the ponies were silent until Twilight spoke up. "Well that was quite a story. Nicely done."

Everyone agreed and nodded. I returned it with a smile appreciating my audience. But that was short lived.

"Citizens of Ponyville! We are here to stop this holiday of oppression!"

Oh come on! Why couldn't they stay home to give candy like Cletus and Karen? We went away from the campfire and saw Alison and Jesse on the makeshift stage. "Dear Citizens after our research we came to the conclusion that this holiday is bad for you and must be banned!" Allison said.

Everyone was shocked by this. Luna flew up and landed by them. "You two! What gives you the right to ban a holiday that was made in my honor?"

The two ladies were shocked by this. "Your honor?! How could you say that? This holiday labels you as a scary fiend! Its practically a mockery to you and what's worst these ponies have the audacity to dress up as things that are deemed offensive! We're doing this for you! How can you be supportive of your own mockery?!" Asked Alison.

There was silence in the air as the tension was so thick, it could be cut with a knife. "You're right this holiday was made based on a time when my mind wasn't right with the world but ever since my return, my sister and friends have shown me that there was more to this night than terror, it was made to be fun because like a good friend said to me, it's sometimes fun to be scared." Said Luna.

The two looked at her with dead panned expressions. "Was this by any chance the same pony that was the ringleader of the frightened children who made you sad that one year?" Asked Jesse.

"HEY! I sent a long apology letter for that!" Yelled Pinkie Pie from the crowd, who was dressed like a pirate.

"Yes, but that night was an eye opening experience and for that I allowed the fun of this night to continue. Although I will say for two humans who are against my holiday, you two do know how to dress up like a weird witch and a strange clown."

I snickered knowing she was confusing they're clothing style for costumes. I did tell her humans only have limited hair colors and that they can dye them. The two stared at her horrified and offended. "How dare you!"

They were about to lunge at her, but her guards came and stopped them just in time. They'll probably be in the Sherriff's office locked up for the rest of the night. I was just about to go play another game when suddenly the local DJ had a problem. "Those two girls stole the Nightmare Mixtape! Now what can I play?"

I suddenly had an idea. I ran home and picked up a CD and went back. Good thing the music technology is compatible with Earth's own. "Hey Vinyl put this in. Its a guaranteed horror song for parties."

Vinyl did so and the music started. We all danced the night away.

All in all I can say this was a good night, despite the ruckus those two caused. We all had fun and I got to talk with Luna more. She really was a fun mare to hang out with. I came home to find the bowl nearly empty. There were a few pieces left but I saw a note inside. 'I took a hoof full. Sorry. -Pinkie Pie' I chuckled and went inside. After taking off my costume and putting Sparky to bed after removing her costume, I went up to my train layout, but not to play.

Let's just say there was some truth to my ghost story as it was a memory from my past but not really a curse that follows me everyday. The layout was silent but there was an ominous red glow coming from one of the tunnels. A few seconds later a 4-6-0 steam locomotive came out. It's tender having the word 'Southern' and the number 1102 under the cab window. It stopped when it was closest to me near a small station. "Yeah, nice to see you too this year." I said.

The train stood motionless It's headlight flickering in the barely lit room. I took a few pieces of candy and placed in the gondola it had attached to it. "This life wasn't easy to adjust to, but I had help along the way with friends. The way I see it, your presence is important now more than ever, after all you're the only one I can trust to send a little something to my parents in heaven now. See you next year little buddy."

The 1102 started moving to a another tunnel that had a more pretty light coming from it. It whistled as it left the station and vanished into the tunnel to heaven. I smiled as only one thing came to mind. "Happy Nightmare Night Equestria and Happy Halloween Earth."

Author's Note

Fun fact: Southern 1102 is also best known as old 97.
I guess you could say Matthew is kind of like Mr. Rogers with a toy train friend.
Next story could be a Christmas story or maybe a story from Sparky's point of view.

What does the Fox Think (Sparky's pov)

Another day another run as I got up from my small bed and looked up at my Daddy's bed. I look up at a clock and know he should be up with the number reading seven. I got up on the bed and walked over to his sleeping face. He's like a giant and I heard waking a locomotive is like waking a giant. I have to do it gently. I had only one way of doing it. I started licking his face. My first attempt ever was biting his nose but he woke up and got mad for a bit. He slowly stirred awake and looked at me with a smile. He rubbed my head and said "Morning silly girl."

I jumped off so he can get up and get ready for the day. This day is special, because from what I've overheard, the lavender unicorn invited us for some pet play day. Not sure what it involves but it sounds exciting. I wonder if this world has more foxes like me. Maybe, like him, I can make more friends than just ponies and a dragon. I even wonder if Fluttershy will be there. She's the only one who understands the words I say.

After what felt like a few hours I was ready to go and was waiting by the door. Daddy finally came down the stairs and picked me up with the scoop of one arm. We were soon out the door into the cool fresh air of Ponyville. Looking around I can see the spooky decorations have already been taken down. I knew what this means. Another long wait and another fun holiday comes along, but right now I need to focus on the fun day I'm about to have.

We soon came to the park where we saw the six ponies along with six more animals. An owl, a cat, a dog, a rabbit, a tortoise, and what I assumed was a baby alligator. Dad placed me on the ground and I immediately ran towards them. I often over hear dad talk about them but to see them looked like an exciting opportunity to meet new friends. The six animals looked to me as I skidded to a stop. "Hi" I said.

The animals looked at me for a bit until the dog walked up, sniffed me and suddenly started wagging her tail. "Howdy there! You must be Sparky! My handler told me all about you and Matthew! I'm Winona." She exclaimed.

I giggled a little as she sounded almost like the orange pony Applejack. She then turned to the others. "That there is Owlowiscious."

The Owl who was perched on the tortoise waved a wing. "Greetings and this fellow below me is Tank." He said referring to the tortoise who nodded.

Winona then turned to the cat. "That there is Opalescence, but we call her Opal for short."

"Charmed." Said the cat.

"That over there is Gummy." Said Winona who gestured to the little alligator.

"Be warned little fox, he's a bit of an odd ball like his owner." Said Opal.

Gummy blinked before speaking "What does it mean to be odd? Would it not be considered normal to not have-"

Suddenly the gators maw was snapped shut by a pair of paws belonging to the whiter rabbit who groaned in frustration. "Can it! It's too early for your confusing talk."

"And that's Angel." Finished Winona.

"More like Devil." Whispered Opal to the dog.

"HEY! I heard that!" He snapped as he hoped over to me and started looking me all over from my big ears to my tail. It's like he was inspecting me.

He then got up to my face with our noses touching. "So every creature is saying you're the next cutest thing. Well let me tell you something missy. You may have Fluttershy fooled with your cuteness but I'm her number one and you won't get her or me to work for you or your alien owner with your cuteness."

I stared awkwardly at the white rabbit before speaking. "But Daddy doesn't want anyone working for him." I said.

Angel laughed at me. "You call your owner Daddy?"

"Yeah? What do you call your owners?"

"Handler" Barked Winona.

"Lady" Said Opal.

"Mistress" hooted Owlowiscious.

"Laughter Guardian" Said Gummy while still staring blankly.

"Boss" said Tank.

Angel smirked and crossed his paws. "Servant or slave."

Winona laughed at him "No you don't. I heard you calling her momma that one time you stubbed your lucky foot."

I chuckled as Angel snapped his head towards the dog with a scowl. "I thought we agreed to never speak of that again."

I was about to say something when we heard a commotion from behind us. "And what gives you two the right to question what I do with my friends?"

I turned to see Daddy having what looked like an argument between the two neighbors. I call them the smelly neighbors because the big man smells like alcohol while his wife smells like cheap perfume. The big man just snorts at him. "There's nothing wrong with some of them but can't you see one of them is practically a walking pride flag? She has to be a-"

Daddy cut him off. "First of all, don't you dare finish that sentence when there are kids around. Secondly, just because she was born with a rainbow colored mane doesn't mean she's a representative of that community. Even if she was, that's no right to bully her like that."

I then had an idea as I looked to the Owl and the strange contraption that was on Tank. "Hey guys mind lending me a paw with something?"

Rainbow continued to argue with Cletus and Karen. "Look you guys. Yes, I was born with these colors but no i'm not gay but yes I do support the-"

"AH HA! I knew it you might as well be a closet-"

CHOMP!

"I can't believe you did that! And with those other animals too!"

What was Daddy's problem? He never liked those guys. All I did was get my new friends to help get them to leave us alone. Me, Tank, and Winona bit them while Opal scratched one of them. Angel even kicked one of them in the face. I guess that's why rabbit's feet are lucky. Owlowiscious did nothing but he did try and stop us from doing what we did to them. It only took Fluttershy's stare to stop us after attacking them for about thirty seconds.

Despite all that Daddy looked mad at me as we walked home. "I thought I trained you to not behave like a wild feral animal. You should be ashamed of yourself." He said.

Although for some reason as we left the park I could've sworn that despite Applejack and Rainbow looking disappointed in Tank and Winona they actually patted them in affection as we left. We walked until we got inside our home. After he closed the door I started to feel afraid. Was he gonna punish me?

He raised me up to his face where I saw his stern look. I began to tremble. But then I felt him embrace me against his chest. "Biting bullies for a friend of mine while making new friends. I'm so proud of you."

I snuggled him in return. I guess today really was a good day. I looked out the window at the setting sun and wondered if I'll see my new friends again tomorrow.

Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait but work has me busy as well as writers block. Then there's a new story in the brainstorming phase. Also you gotta admit Fennec foxes are too cute for words.

A Night to be Merry

The Polar Express charged on the tracks passing the towns that had festive decorations put up and the fields of snow. Which were actually many sheets of white felt draped on parts of my big railroad. I smiled at the accomplishment. It took some time but it was satisfying to see it all finished and a few days before Christmas too or rather Hearths Warming Eve.

I still find it surprising how many similar holidays this nation has. However this one sounded like a combination of Christmas and Independence day according to the way Twilight described it. The formation of a country unified by friendship against the harsh cold. If only all modern day humans took this lesson well. At least for this holiday I can still put up my Christmas decorations I had stored in my attic.

Cletus and Karen had barely a few decorations up while Jesse and Alison had no decorations at all. Then again those two SJWs don't even like Christmas. Something about commercialism, patriarchy, and a slew of other things I can barely comprehend. I gave up trying to understand their logic, or rather lack of logic, within a few weeks of meeting them.

After a bit of play I turned off my railroad and headed downstairs. Tonight Twilight invited me and Sparky to her Castle for a Hearths Warming party. I certainly wouldn't miss this party. From what I've heard many families and friends have been invited. It almost felt like she invited all of Ponyville to join the party. It makes me wonder how big that castle really is on the inside. As I made my ways downstairs I once again passed a photo of my parents. I stopped for a moment and placed a hand on it. I missed them so much. It's not because I'm on this planet away from earth. Its because they were gone long before I came here.

I then heard a yip as Sparky was at the door wearing a red sweater Rarity and Fluttershy made for her. Seeing her wear it would definitely make a good internet post to melt hearts. I sighed and smiled as I went down, picked her up along with a bag of presents, and opened the door already feeling the cold winter breeze enter the house and tickle my nose. After locking up we headed to the castle. Amazingly my neighbors weren't out and about during my trek. It's actually quite a miracle.

We soon got to the castle where many ponies were either outside playing in the snow or getting settled inside. I quickly made it in and dropped off my presents by a big tree. I immediately felt Sparky squirm out of my grasp. "Hey! Where do you think you're going?"

I then saw her run towards a small group of familiar animals. I guess there's that I suppose. Too bad tank couldn't join us because of his hibernation. Then I saw Pinkie Pie trotting up to me. With her were two other mares. The pink mare soon jumped up and hugged me. "Hi Matthew! Happy Hearths Warming!"

I chuckled and hugged her back. This mare knows how to make anyone smile even through hugging. "It's nice to see you too Pinkie. Are these your sisters you told me about?"

"Yep this here is my oldest sister Maud." She said as she placed a hoof around the mare that was giving me a deadpan expression. Then again I heard she was kind of like Droopy the dog based on what others told me. "Nice to meet you." She simply said.

I smiled and waved back. "Nice to meet you too and you are?" I asked noticing the other gray mare who was giving off an intimidating vibe.

"Limestone, look Pinkie trusts you so I won't give you a hard time but if you ever find yourself visiting my rock farm don't touch Holder's Boulder." She said as her face twisted into an even fiercer scowl. I immediately felt a bit scared.

"Limestone? What did we talk about?" Asked Pinkie.

Limestone sighed. "No getting mad at possible new friends."

Pinkie nodded "That's right and here is-"

She stopped as she looked around. "Uh Where is Marble?"

"I saw her trot outside. She said she wanted air but she looked like she saw something bad." Explained Maud.

I stared before I noticed another mare looking down as she trotted to the door. She looked miserable. "Was that Marble?" I asked.

"Yep that's her she's about as shy as Fluttershy, maybe more." Said Pinkie.

"Well it was nice meeting you girls, I'm going to get some air myself." I said as I made my way to the door.

That was somewhat true, but in reality I wanted to help that poor girl. No living soul should be sad on a holiday like this. Helping people who are down is a bit of a habit of mine. After stepping outside I saw her on a bench. I approached her and she noticed me. She just waved hello as I walked up to her and sat next to her. "Hello Marble, I'm Matthew but I'm sure your sister told you about me."

"Mm hmm." She said. The way she said it nearly reminded me of Applejack's brother.

I sat silently for a moment before sighing and looking down at her. "Look I know it's not any of my business but you want to tell me what's wrong? No one should be sad on Hearths Warming."

The mare looked to me for a moment before nodding. "I'm sure Pinkie might've told you how she and the Apple family might be related?" She started.

"Oh yes, I thought I heard her mention that, but from what I hear that is still an ongoing mystery." I said.

"Well one time our families had Hearths Warming Together on our rock farm and I've met Big Mac and he was well... Is it bad that I wish we weren't cousins?" She asked.

"Why on earth would you wish...oh. You actually like him like that don't you?"

Marble blushed as she hid her face beneath her mane as she continued. "It was recently that I found out he was now in a relationship with another mare named Sugar Belle. Don't get me wrong I'm happy he found somepony but I just wish... I just wish..."

She started crying and I acted quick. I bought her into a warm embrace. She cried in my chest for a few good minutes. During that time I stroked her back to comfort her. "There there, I know its difficult especially since your family tree is still a mystery."

"How do I even move on from this? Every time I see them it hurts." She sobbed.

I looked up to the sky, then back down to her. "I think the first steps are to confront your feelings with those two. I may have known those two for a short while but I know they are understanding ponies. Besides I'm sure there's someone out there just for you. Just talk to them and I'm sure things will work out. Think you can try?"

Marble said nothing as she just looked to the ground. "Come on give me a smile just to show me you can." I said as I gave her a slight tickle.

She giggled and looked up to me with a soft smile. "Ok, I'll try."

She got up from the bench and went inside. I sighed as I silently wished her luck. I hope she still finds joy after this. I got up myself and started making my way back to the castle entrance. "You done good Matthew. You done-"

Suddenly a snowball struck me in the back of my head. I quickly turned to see a few of the school children having a snowball fight with snow forts. They all looked at me with either amused or embarrassed smiles. Silver Spoon looked like she was caught with her hoof in the cookie jar. "Looks like my aim is a little off." She said sheepishly.

"She got you good Mr. Wilkins." Teased Scootaloo.

I laughed as I reached into the ground. Picking up a snowball with a grin. "You silly little ponies. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight."

The kids saw the snowball in my hand. Diamond looked to a slightly nervous Silver Spoon. "Uh oh, he's gonna get you Silver."

The snowball war raged on as I and soon other ponies joined in. "You can run, you may hide, but I will find you."

The party was going pretty well. Surprisingly my neighbors hadn't blown it yet. Let's hope it stays that way. We sang carols, shared stories, and played some games. Dinky was really good at charades. After a big feast we soon gathered to open presents. I received a few good presents. Like the portrait of the Crystal Empire Express from Twilight Sparkle, or the small handcrafted (or hoofcrafted) miniature trees from Rarity. Of course I shared my presents, like the stuffed Fennec Fox plushie for Fluttershy, or the cookbook on new muffin recipes for Derpy.

At some point I did see Marble talking to Sugar Belle and Big Mac. From the looks of it, looks like the talk they had worked out great as they were smiling. I looked over to see many ponies chatting as they shared my presents. It felt wholesome, yet it was sad because it reminded me of my family back home.

A voice got my attention. "You alright there sugar cube?"

I turned to see Applejack standing right by me. "Oh yeah I’m fine AJ just fine."

"You sure? I was certain I saw a tear comin down your face."

I touched my cheek and sure enough it felt wet. I sighed as I looked down at her. "Alright you got me. I guess I'm just now suddenly reminded of my parents."

Applejack nodded in understanding. "I'm sure they miss you too, heck I'm sure they're just waiting for you to come home."

"Actually my parents aren't on Earth. Not anymore." I said.

Applejack looked at me confused then she gasped in realization. "Oh shoot. Sorry about that. I know what it's like to lose someone that close."

"Yeah I know about your family history. Welcome to the club." I said sadly.

Applejack stared for a bit before trotting off somewhere. Guess she knew I wanted to be alone. For now at least. I'll spare the depressing details about what happened to them, but lets just say drunk idiots and innocent drivers on the road never mix well.

A few minutes later I was looking for Sparky to take her home. When I felt hoof on my shoulder. I turned to see Rainbow Dash hovering behind me. "Hey, Applejack wanted you to have one last gift for the road."

"Oh and what is it?" I asked.

She pointed to where Applejack and a couple of other ponies who had a few instruments. Applejack picked up a guitar and started playing a song that got everyone's attention.

"When family cannot be here
having' journeyed far and wide.
We sing a song to honor them
To remember days gone by..." sang Applejack.

Soon her little sister joined her.

"So take your cup and raise it high
Just as surely I'll do mine
And laugh we will at stories told
As we smile at days gone by
As we smile at days gone by"

Then came a chorus from her five best friends and the other two crusaders.

"For family not here, my dears
havin' journeyed far and wide.
For loyalty and kindness both
we smile at days gone by."

I looked around and saw many ponies looking on in happiness. The song felt like it was plucking at my heartstrings. I even saw Sparky with the other pets. Looks like she was sharing a hug with Angel and Winona.

"Our paths will cross again one day
In time to reunite.
For family is always near
Even when the seas are wide."

As they sang I found myself walking closer to them.

"So take your cup and raise it high
Just as surely I'll do mine
And make a toast for family
And the tales of days gone by"

The other ponies along with two donkeys, a zebra, a dragon, and a certain spirit of chaos broke out into chorus. I decided to join the singing too, feeling my heart soar.

"For family not here, my dears
Havin' journeyed far and wide
For loyalty and kindness both
Take joy at days gone by."

"For loyalty and kindness both
We smile at days gone by."

The farm pony looked up to me with a smile so warm it could melt a glacier. I knelt down and hugged her. She hugged back. "You'll always have family and I speak for all of us when I say we are proud to consider you a part of ours."

A small tear of joy slithered down my face. "Thank you."

After all the celebrating we all went home. However I had two more stops to make. I went to Cletus and Karen's house and dropped off two presents. I did the same with Jesse's and Alison's. Because no matter if they're a pain, they're still neighbors and everyone deserves a little something.

I went inside my house only for Sparky to suddenly jump out of my arms and run to her dog bed. It was then I heard a sound coming from my train layout. I went up and sure enough there was the 1102 parked at a station. The moment I got close it started moving. It was pulling two boxcars. One had the word Merry the other Said Christmas. I smiled as I watched it went into a tunnel and vanished.

I then went to a window and looked out at the stars in the night sky. Luna's night has never looked more beautiful. I smiled as I thought back to the friends I made here. "Merry Christmas and Happy Hearths Warming to all and to all a goodnight from near and far."

Author's Note

So much has been put into this. I felt like the Marble scene was a nice touch in my opinion. To me it felt odd seeing her sad in a happy song during the special. Originally I was wait until Christmas Eve but consider this an early gift.

-Merry Christmas.