Shininglestria - Bed Rest
"Your turn, Sagwa."
"Thanks, Sheegwa."
"You're welcome."
Sagwa and Sheegwa were playing a game of dice rolling. Just as Sagwa was about to roll the dice-
"FLOUR'S THE ENEMY!"
This terrified bellow came from Jet-Jet at the back alley as flour is scattered on a barrel.
"YOU LAUGH NOW! BUT WHEN THE FLOUR REVOL-"
Sagwa piped up to see what the matter was. "Jet-Jet, this is just a way to get out of playtime, isn't it?"
"No! It is not!" Jet-Jet was clearly serious. Sagwa groaned. Why was he even in this situation?
"Look, Jet-Jet, right, flour's used for lots of things! Bread, cakes...uh...uh...pies?" Sagwa was reaching here, she actually knew very little about flour. "And, and it's not like it'll hurt you or anything, not like chocolate. So could you please just ignore this barrel? As for chocolate, it isn't good for cats or dogs. Like that SuperMarioLogan video I saw. That video isn't interesting."
"What was it called?"
"Jeffy's Bad Dog."
Jet-Jet sighed. "You promise it won't hurt me?"
"Have I ever told a- Don't answer that."
Jet-Jet sighed. "All right. If you insist."
...
Princess Celestria and Shining Amor were enjoying their new life as a couple. Even though Discord hated them, the Mane Seven appreciated them.
"Your new life is great." remarked Twilight. "2 months ago, you two married each other well."
"Thanks!" the couple replied.
"You're welcome!" said the Mane Seven.
"Well, you wanna go to the picnic area?" asked Pinkie.
"Sure!" smiled Celestria.
"There's gonna be lots of food and drinks there." said Rarity.
And off they went.
...
At the library alley, Jet-Jet was feeling paranoid about.....something. Sagwa walked up to him.
"What's the matter?" asked Sagwa.
"Those Sleeve Dogs scared me with a lion mask. I thought I was a bully, but those dogs...are worse." He took a deep breath. "That was really horrible."
"Look, Jet-Jet. You may be a bully, but you're still a true friend." Sagwa paused for a moment. "Do you want a glass of cat milk while I tell Cook about this?"
"Sure."
Sagwa went to tell the Cook about Jet-Jet's paranoid state.
...
At the picnic, everyone was enjoying their time having foods and drinks. They played in swings and watched the sun.
A few minutes later, something flew by Celestria's head.
"WHOA!"
It was a plane.
"You alright, my wife!?" asked Amor.
"Yes." said Celestria. "A plane flew by my head."
"Oh. Maybe we can kiss on the way home and rest on bed."
Celestria felt a bit better.
"Thanks."
...
Meanwhile the Cook was confronting Jet-Jet about how paranoid the poor alley cat was.
"Don't worry, Jet-Jet. I'll take you to the village doctor and he'll fix you. Won't it be nice?"
Jet-Jet nodded doubtly.
The Cook picked him up and walked away with him towards the village doctor. The Sleeve Dogs on the other hand were in deep trouble! Indeed, they were.
"YOU!" snapped Tai-Tai, looking to be on the verge of a complete and nervous breakdown. "-ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, YOU THREE GUARDS!"
The Sleeve Dogs whined sadly, knowing what punishments they were going to have.
"I KNOW YOU HATE CATS BUT CHASING CATS WITH A LION MASK IS MEAN SPIRITED, FOOLISH AND NOTHING M0RE THAN OBNOXIOUS! AS PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL HAVE NO TREATS FOR YOU THE REST OF THE NIGHT! AND WHEN THAT CAT GETS BACK, YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY WITH HIM! AS PAINFULLY. AS POSSIBLE."
The sleeve dogs whined in fear. Sagwa, Sheegwa and Dongwa came up, hearing everything.
Tai-Tai finished with "I MAY PREFER DOGS OVER CATS, BUT CATS ARE CUTE! AND THEY DON'T CAUSE ANY DANGEROUS HARM, EXCEPT LIONS AND TIGERS!" And off she stormed. And as she did so, the Sleeve Dogs let out anguished screams, with Sagwa, Sheegwa and Dongwa tormented them with puns about their punishments such as hanging out with Jet-Jet and no treats.
...
When Shining and Celestria got home, they continued to kiss each other.
"Thanks for kissing me." smiled Celestria. "That is fixing my feelings."
"You're welcome." Amor replied.
As they continue kissing, they went upstairs to bed. They still kissed and kissed in bed.
"How about we watch a movie?" asked Celestria.
"Sure." smiled Amor.
They watched the 1995 movie "Toy Story", Disney's first computer-animated feature film. They still kiss.
...
After Jet-Jet was fixed, he was feeling well again. He went to see Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa and the Sleeve Dogs, who were too mentally disturbed thanks to the Miao kittens' puns.
"Now that I feel better, I am going to give those ink dogs a payback!" he chortled.
And he did by bringing more puns of the punishments the Sleeve Dogs recieved. The Sleeve Dogs scream anguishly even more.
The screams were so loud and long, several women went to labor, sirens were heard, and windows of Twilight's library broke. Once the screaming stopped, all three Sleeve Dogs passed out.
Meanwhile at the other side of the alley, Lik-Lik and Hun-Hun heard everything.
"Definetly karma for hurting Jet-Jet." smiled Hun-Hun.
"Yup." smiled Lik-Lik.
They laughed together.
The Sleeve Dogs finally regain concious. "We hate cats. They're annoying and dumb." they muttered crossly. But everyone else didn't care at all.
...
Shining and Celestria were still kissing in bed and watching "Toy Story".
"You know, honey." said Amor. "It's a pleasure getting married 2 months ago."
"Yeah." replied Celestria. "Thank you for helping me out of the tight spot."
"No problem."
...
That night, the Sleeve Dogs went to bed, feeling tauramatized from the puns everyone tormented them with. They wanted to kill them, but Tai-Tai said they couldn't. The Miao family went to sleep very pleased with themselves, knowing that the Sleeve Dogs got what they deserved. And Celestria and Amor went to sleep after a long time of kisses and watching "Toy Story", knowing that Celestria felt a lot better from this after a plane flew over her head. I wondef what the next day will come as good as Celestria's. Don't you?