Loves Problems

by Night Shade

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Spike, Comedy, Random, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 6023

What happens when spike gets fed-up and then is forced to go to Canterlot

One-shot

You see that ~mature~ marking well take a guess what that means.

Spikes getting into more mood-swings and Twilight is taking him to Canterlot so that she can help with a sealing ceremony of something ancient, it gets worse when something goes wrong......

cant be that bad right?

any thoughts on how i can improve the story will be appreciated, just post it in the comments and i will try to include them when i update it.

Published 2012-10-02 16:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-02 16:40:01 UTC

Love Is Rape

It was just another quiet morning in Equestria, birds sang, flowers bloomed all over the place, and pony's lay in their beds lazily.

It could never last though, as a shout that emanated from the library shattered the quiet setting.

“Spike, Spike! I need that book now, so that I can finish this report to Princess Celestia on time” Twilight Sparkle shouted to her number one assistant.

Spike was halfway up the ladder leaning over to the side to pick up the book that twilight was demanding, she was writing another report to the princess, this had been going on for the past six years ever since the princess had sent her here to ponyville and told her to send her weekly friendship reports on what she learnt that week.

Truth be told spike was getting sick of them already, twilight in the past years had been causing problems for everypony in the village when there was no problems that she could help out with and wend berserk, thankfully there was the cutie-mark-crusaders, but since they got their cutie marks about two years ago and they started looking for work, Sweetie Belle had made her debut into the world of pop singing, Apple Bloom was travelling between towns and villages selling her family’s ‘world famous’ apples and Scootaloo had started a career in dancing, since then the problems with twilight had doubled…. Tripled even.

“SPIKE!” Twilight shouted getting impatient waiting for him to get the book.
“I’m coming, I’m coming” Spike sighed, grabbed the book and jumped down to where Twilight was sitting, Spike was now slightly taller than twilight and he had toned up a lot thanks to the time he helped Big Mac around the farm every now ‘n then, and his wings were getting stronger by the day thanks to Dash demanding that she trained him because Twilight had asked her.

Twilight quickly levitated the book from Spikes grasp and opened it to the page she was looking for, scribbling some notes down on some paper in front of her, then she passed it back to him to put back on the shelf, after placing it back on the correct shelf and climbing back down he started to head towards the door.

“I’m going to the farm to help out, be back later” Spike said as he reached it.

“Looking at how you turned out Rarity could be amazed” Twilight said forgetting herself “I’m so sorry Spike, I completely forgot” she said apologetically.

Spike sighed “It’s fine Twi, I’m completely over that already”, actually he wasn’t completely over Rarity not since she rejected him in the worst possible manner, she pushed him away into the mud in front of a lot of people and stated that he was much too lower in class for her to even consider and that it was disgusting even thinking of going out with a dragon.

“Really?” Twilight asked.

“Really” Spike replied lifting his hand to turn the door knob and allow him access to sweet freedom that he desired so.

Before he even got a chance to even take a whiff of fresh air than the smell of books, he burped loudly and a scroll appeared out of thin air and dropped to the floor.

Spike picked it up and walked back towards Twilight and handed it over to her, she unrolled it with much vigor and excitement to what the princess had to inform her about, so Spike turned to leave for the final time but was stopped yet again.

“Spike, we need to pack and get ready to leave for Canterlot immediately, the Princess needs to talk to me about something important and since you’re my number one assistant I need you to come with me” this stopped Spike dead in his tracks, every bloody thing and pony was trying to get in the way of him and freedom.

Reluctantly Spike turned round and stormed off to get a bag “FINE” he hissed, for some reason he had become a lot more irritable lately and he couldn't place his claw on why.

~[]~

After packing the bag full of books that Twilight supposedly needed and that she never used and other mumbo jumbo crap she said she needed, by the time she finished packing, the bag was almost double his size, because he grew bigger Twilight had got it in her head that she needed more items for her expeditions and always dragged him round with her, then they headed towards the train station and boarded the train.

Funny thing is that whenever they need the train it’s always waiting and it never seems to get used.

By the time they reached Canterlot it was twilight (no pun intended) and princess Celestia was bringing down her sun ready for her sister to bring up her moon, Spike preferred the moon to the sun, it seemed more inviting than the sun, since the sun blazed down on everything and the moon was like a silky cloth being pulled over the him and cooled his scales to a soothing level.

When they reached the castle hey were escorted by a royal guard to the grand hall where princess Celestia was waiting for them to arrive, after a quick greeting spike was told to go and have a walk about the castle because the princess and Twilight needed to speak in private about something that seemed to be of utmost importance.

~[]~

After Spike had left Twilight and Celestia alone Twilight was contemplating what princess Celestia needed her help with.

“Twilight” Celestia started “I have asked you here today so that you can help me seal an ancient spirit that caused problems in Equestria just after I banished Nightmare moon to the moon, he appeared one day and started to control mares with a power we had never, and hopefully will never see again, and I just managed to seal him in time, but the seal is weakening since he has grown stronger for some reason and I need your help to seal it once more with an even more powerful seal” she finished.

“Why not ask princess Luna to help you instead of me? Not that I’m not honed” Twilight quickly added

A memory flashed before Celestia's eyes, she was laying on the floor, a few bruises over her body, nothing serious, it was like it was going easy on her as if it didn't want to hurt her, a shadow crept over her, she looked up at it, straight into its eyes, for a second she thought she saw a bit of mercy shimmer in them, then it was gone, its eyes were glazed over with desire, her eyes opened wider in horror as she noticed this......

She snapped out of the memory with a shudder, “Because she needs to maintain oblivious to it for as long as I can maintain it so and so she doesn't have any more stress on her, she is still getting use to the way the world has developed in the time she has been imprisoned, and this might be too much for her to handle, maybe in a thousand years she might be able to handle it but not yet”.

Twilight nodded in agreement, Princess Luna was still getting use to things now worked, but if it was as bad as Princess Celestia had made it out to be, then she was not going to question her decision.

“What do I need to do?” Twilight asked.

“I will talk you through step by step before we start the spell so you know what to do” Celestia replied.

~[]~

Spike entered the castle after walking around the gardens lit by the moonlight, to him it seemed like it was his own private world, that thought made him release any and all stress he had been holding inside of himself, and whenever he looked up at the night sky he could only see the recreation of pure beauty, the way the moon glowed, and stars were positioned around it like the center piece for a table, wherever he looked it all looked perfect.

As Spike walked down the one of the infinite halls of the castle he asked one of the guards that was walking round where the toilet was (for reasons that should only belong to him), no matter how many times he had been in the castle before it was still like a labyrinth to him.

“Left, Right, Right, Left, Ri….” Spike sighed once again, why did the place have to be so complicated to walk round in, better yet where was the toilet?

He turned yet another corner, this hall seemed to be deserted, now that he thought about it he hadn't seen any guards for a while now, this could mean only one thing……

He was lost.

Spike used his fallback plan, search each room separately until he found somepony to help him, or he stumbled upon a toilet, either way worked.

Spike went through several empty rooms, each about the size of a small house, all decorated with posh ribbons and silk bed covers, ready for someone to take refuge in them, yet he still couldn't see any signs of life or a toilet.

Spike opened the next door, this room was completely different to the rest of the rooms, it was the entrance to a smaller corridor that had a single door at the end of it, you know the feeling that you get when you see something and it looks like something out of a horror movie?, well this was what Spike was feeling at the moment, for a second he considered moving onto another door and missing the door at the end of the small hall out, then he shrugged the feeling off and proceeded to the door.

~[]~

Twilight focused all her magic into the formation of the magic symbols on the floor and walls like she was instructed, while Princess Celesita was conjuring up the magic for the final seal, the ancient spirit was contained in a small stone box decorated and embedded with magic and gems to prevent him from escaping and decoration, after Princess Celestia explained what was suppose to do she had been focusing all her magic on the spell, while Twilight focused her magic into the symbols trying to prevent her thoughts from wavering.

So far she was doing fine, but she was beginning to feel weak and drained from overusing her magic, the ceremony was coming to an end, it wouldn't take much longer until the evil spirit was sealed for another eternity and all would be safe from another catastrophe.

Princess Celestia was moving towards the box to finally seal it, Twilight breathed a sigh of relief allowing her mind to wonder from the task at hand, thoughts of Spike, her friends and a comfy bed waiting for her flooded her mind, the worst mistake she could have done at that moment.

The seal on the old seal stopped suddenly, ready for the new seal and the symbols that prevented the spirit from escaping had no magic flowing into them, making them useless, taking the chance to escape, he forced as much of his power and a small piece of his personality to escape from the prison, fearing that he would be returned to the void or be bound for eternity and never be able to return and to do, and protect the things that he wanted to.

Just in time too, as Twilight’s focus returned along with the magic flow into the runes, Princess Celestia lowered her horn and finished the sealing on the part of him that stayed with a portion of his magic acting as a diversion.

The part that escaped being sealed had a bit of his personality and most of the magic that he had possessed, and his tormentor would never be any the wiser….. Hopefully.

~[]~

Spike covered the distance between the doors in a few steps and opened the door, his eyes grew as big as dining plates at what he saw.

Behind the door was in fact the toilet room, but that wasn't what caught his eye, what caught his eye was about five steps directly in front of him, it was a rump, but not just any rump it was a feminine rump.

Her tail was swishing side to side, showing what the tail would usually cover, what should be covered in public, reviling everything for Spikes inquisitive eyes to digest vigorously.

The owner of the impressive rump still had her head and most of the front of her body under a waterfall shower, her fur was night blue, and her mane harbored the stars in the night sky and seemed to rustle in an invisible wind, even with water flowing through it.

then he looked at her cutie mark and saw a crescent moon, his pupils shrank as soon as he noticed who it was.

Princess Luna.

Just as he started to retreat from the amazing sight, in fear of his life at what the owner would do if she found him, something invisible smashed into the back of him, forcing him forward.

Straight into the rump of Princess Luna.

His hands clasped around the side of her rump as he buried his face deep into it, this made her jump and turn around instantly, the momentum helping his decent to the floor.

The last thing he thought before he blacked out was, ‘If knew that I was going to die earlier, I would have stared at her rump longer…’

~[]~

Spike came to slowly, he looked around him as he awoke, all that he could bee has a mishmash of colors and lot of things that he liked, this made no sense to him, yet at the same time did.

He noticed another figure standing in front of him, then he saw a frame and noticed that it was a mirror, the figure wasn't him though, although it was biped just like him, however all of the body in the mirror was fazed like ripples in a river but only covered the figure and left everything else alone.

“Your Spike if I’m not mistaken” the figure said in a soothing voice like he was talking to a child, “I’m sorry for running into you while you were still conscious, but I was running for my life in a way, and wasn't looking what direction I was going and when I ran into you I sort of fused with you and will be staying here until I am strong enough to move out myself, in return I will give you a gift a sort of rent fee, to be honest this is probably the best outcome i could have hoped for in this sort of situation, now i don't need to look for somewhere to hide”.

Spike just gave the figure a strange look like 'What the hell have you been smoking?'.

The figure pulled a diamond in the form of an apple with small emeralds as the leafs out of nowhere, Spikes eyes grew almost as big as when he saw Luna's rump.

His mouth started to swell up in thought of what it would taste like, “.....when you wake up you will have a clear scale on the back of your left hand…….” Spike was hardly listening to what the figure was saying while that gem was in his eye sight, he was entranced with only the gem, nothing else was in his sight “….. that’s if you agree” the figure finished.

Spike nodded his head in a trance and the figure threw the gem to him, he caught it and looked at it in his hands with hungry eyes, he looked up to see the figure, but to Spike's surprise he was no longer there just like a ripple does, “I forgot to ask his na…. who cares” Spike said as he chucked the gem into his mouth, just as it hit his tongue sensations that he’d never tasted before busted into life and started to dance around his mouth, as he crunched down on it, it exploded in his mouth along with its full flavor, This made Spike shoot awake.

~[]~

His mouth was still watery from the sensation, looking strait down at him was Twilight with a concerned look on her face.

“Are you alright Spike?” she asked in a concerned voice.

All he could mumble in was response was “bul hakend?” which roughly translates to ‘what happened’ then images of what occured before he blacked out flooded back followed immediately by a deep red flush.

“Where am I?” he said once he could trust his voice.

“Your in a spare room that the Princesses kindly offered to let you stay in after you were found passed out on the floor” Twilight said.

“Who found me and brought me here?” he questioned, although he had a sneaking suspicion of who it was.

“Princess Luna did but she left strait after informing me of where you were, she insisted that she couldn't intrude and that she had a lot of work to be getting on with” Twilight informed.

As soon as she mentioned princess Luna’s name Spike's suspicion proved o be right and made a mental note to find and apologies to her for what he did.

After a while of cooing over him like a mother hen, Twilight had to leave and speak to the Princess Celestia about something, leaving Spike on his own, he looked around the room that he was in, it had royal green wallpaper with intricate patterns on the walls, polished wooden wardrobes, chairs and a table.

A few minuets passed, during which he was appreciating the room, then he got bored and decided to get out of bed to search for Luna.

After he left his room he got hit by a sudden wave of nausea and had to lean on a wall to help regain his balance, then as the impulse passed he thought he saw Luna in the royal gardens in a secluded area.

As Spike neared the area where he thought Luna was, he started to doubt himself, he even questioned if he was in the correct place to looking for her.

he was just about to turn back and try looking inside the castle when he heard angelic singing, the sound sounded like a longing for something, almost becoming lonely at some points in it.

As he walked through some bushes he saw where the singing originated from, in the center of the clearing looking up at the moon was Luna, singing in an angelic voice, her mane blew in the calm wind and the moonlight shone down on her as she looked up, making her stand out more, it looked picture perfect and it made his heat skip a beat, it seemed like the scene could last forever, that was until Spike took a step forward and crushed a twig under foot, this made Luna stop and turn in a hurry to see who was listening to her sing.

Upon seeing Spike her face flushed a deep red, spike took another step closer.

“Sorry about before Princess, I really didn’t mean it” Spike said in all honestly.

Luna eyed him suspiciously, after a moment the suspicion faded from her face, “If that is what thou truly mean then you are forgiven” Luna said in a calm tone, over the past years she had slowly gotten use to not using the royal Canterlot voice, yet couldn’t get rid of her habit of talking in the olden tongue.

Spike shuffled a bit under her soothing gaze then asked “Do you mind if I listen to you sing Princess?”.

“We do not mind having company on this night Spike” Luna said, Spike flushed a bit more if that was even possible as he heard what Princess said, though that was probably not meant in the sexual way he realized and tried to subdue the flush and his member.

He walked up next to Luna and sat down ready to start listening to her sing.

As she started singing Spike found himself starting to slip into a trance,the song was telling a story full of longing and creation, it felt like the moons silky rays were washing over him like a calm sea, slowly drifting him out to a far off place, and he would let it, he didn't feel like resisting its pull.

As he let himself be filled by the song he felt like something inside of him was starting to emerge, as the song got towards the end Spike started to get the feeling that the song was filled and embedded with feeling and somehow magic.

Just as the song ended the thing inside Spike burst into life engulfed him, the blood start to boil inside his veins, the look in his eyes started to change and fill with untold desire and lust.

Spike turned to Luna, She seemed too distracted looking up at the moon to notice the look in his eyes, he took this time to stand and flip her over on her back without her getting a chance to resist, the alarm in her eyes only helped to increase his desires.

Pinning her down he locked lips with her and forced his reptilian tongue into her mouth and coil round hers, as he did this at first she seemed too shocked to do anything, then as she realized what was happening she tried to struggle free of his grasp, but his grip held firm.

During the kiss spike brought both of Luna’s hoofs above her head and held them there with one clawed hand, the other made its way slowly down, his hand brushed through her main making the stars glitter as it passed, then slowly traced her figure down to her cutie mark, as he reached it he started to circle it slowly, without warning he took his hand away and brought it back with force in it, Luna whimpered as it connected leaving a red mark.

Spike retracted his tongue from her mouth, as soon as it was out he started licking his way down her neck, then went back up towards her ear, "Why are thou doing this to us Spike!" Luna demanded while he was nearing her ear, as he reached her ear he licked it while an audible 'smack' was produced by him slapping her, this made her gasp in shock, he then pulled his face back to look at her in the eye.

"Because i want to" Spike replied, his voice dripped with lust and she saw desire light his eyes.

After saying that he returned to what he was doing, this time he sicked all the way down to where her cutie mark was and stopped to trace it with his tongue, as he did that she started to squirm in his grasp, after tracing out her cutie mark his tongue continued on its travels towards its primary destination.

As his tongue reached her vaginal entrance her breathing started to pick up and increase, then he hit her clitoris, this made her jump and cry out.

Spike continued this while he brought his free hand down and started to spread out and touch her, this made her moan and squirm even more.

He slowly pressed his finger inside her, her eyes snapped open, “NO!, please Spike don’t do this to us!” she said, her royal Canterlot voice completely forgotten, she even tried to use her magic on him but to no avail, something was preventing her magic from interfering with him.

Spike just ignored her shouts, he slid his fingers into her forcing a gasp out of her, he was so focused on what he was doing that he didn't notice her when she screamed out and convulse, after he pulled out his claw from her and looked at them to see if she was wet enough he cave them a quick lick, Luna saw this and started to blush vigorously.

He pulled out his dick and placed it at her well lubricated entry,she felt it and tried to tilt her head enough to see it, when she could she could see it was bigger than the pictures she saw and read about when she was trying to gain information on the opposite sex a while ago.

She felt it pulse as he rested it on her, this broke her perverse train of thought and brought back her rational thoughts, this time Luna tried even harder to shake him off, she used all the magic that she could muster to try to throw him away from her, through pure luck when the magic collided with Spikes his grip lacked and she was able to slip out of it and tried to escape.

Spike recovered from the blow quicker than she thought, she had only got two hoofs away before she felt his claws clamp around her hind legs, this made her fall face first into royal mud, then she felt him full her back, away from the direction that he wanted to go.

Her hooves started to pull back, dragging her unwillingly back to her captor, back to where she would be forced to endure all the things he was going to do to her.

Something hit her backside interrupting her train of thought, in only a few seconds she was dragged back to where she was before, she tried to hit him with her magic like before but it yielded no response apart from a hiss of annoyance.

"You know what Princess, i was planning to go easy on you but you just kicked that thought in the trash" he smiled, then aligned his dick to her entrance ready to ram it in in one strike.

“NO SPIKE, PLEASE HAVE MERCY” she begged, "Please have merc.........."

Spike just ignored her and slowly pushed into her, even as she struggled she felt it slowly enter, then spike got bored going slow and rammed it all the way into her, it entered her at full force, into her deepest area, a small amount of blood fell from where he had entered her, she screamed in pain, “Please stop, its my first time, please, please, please….” she begged.

Spike still couldn't hear her pained voice over his desires, he pulled back slowly, then without warning smashed back into her, he repeated this over and over again steadily increasing his speed.

Now that she wasn't struggling he grabbed her mane and pulled it back forcing her to look up at her moon, tears streamed down her face, the pain hurt more than anything she had ever felt before, Spike rammed his dick into her again, this time she let out a small groan, when she realized this she started to get scared that she was starting to feel something different from pain, "stop, stop, stop, please don't continue, im starting to feel weird" she wailed.

Spike grinned as he heard this, the thought that he was corrupting one of the strongest pony's to ever live made him smile inwardly.

He took his other hand from her rump and slapped her cutie mark like he had before, each hit got a squeak out of Luna, she was slowly losing herself in the pleasure that she was feeling, each second that passed drove her deeper into the world of pleasure.

"Yes, yes, yes, this feels amazing" she groaned "I've never felt like this befor...EEE", she tried to finish what she was saying but Spike cut her off by moving his hand that he had been slapping her with to her ass and was slowly moving his thumb in tight circles around it, this made her eyes grow big and she raised her voice for the last part.

She tried to clamp her ass shut to prevent him from entering her ass as-well, Spike gasped as her vaginal walls closed tightly around him increasing his pleasure, she could feel his dick getting bigger, something inside of her was starting to force its way out.

Spike continued to pump his junk into her, each stroke bringing him closer to climax, they both started breathing rapidly as he rammed into her again and again, he rammed into her one last time before releasing all his pent up sperm inside of her.

Luna felt something fill up her insides and the feeling that had been building up inside of her released itself, she cried out in ecstasy as she felt herself convulse, she felt like she could never go back to haw she was before, never to be as innocent as she had been.

Luna lay flopped out on her front breathing heavily after what just happened, Spike on the other hand took a few deep breaths and his breathing returned to normal, however his lust had still not been quenched yet, he remembered in a book that he read somewhere in the library that some mares loved something called 'anal'.

He looked down at Luna's tired body that was still recovering from its last exercise, he was thinking about giving her a rest but the burning from his member would not die down, then without any time to think about any consequences he lined up his penis with her anal and shoved it in.

Luna cried out in pain as she felt his dick rip her ass open wider to accommodation itself, snaking further into her, tears fell down her face as he started retracting his dick from her then shoving it back in, he was moving at a slow pace so that she would start to feel less pain and start to enjoy it.

The pain started to fade slowly, too slow for her liking, but she held tight.

Spike could feel her insides slowly squirm as if it were another animal, the entry was tight around his dick, however inside it felt looser and it seemed to move as he plowed through, he quickly increased his speed as he felt her adjust to his size and allowed him to move faster.

Luna felt as though her insides were being pulled out as Spike pulled out and thrust back in, it was different from how she felt before but she could still feel herself enjoying it like before as-well.

Spike pulled his dick out of her and watched her ass open and close as if it was craving his dick to go back inside, Luna on the other hand felt the cool breeze enter her and made her shiver all the way up her insides from her gaping asshole.

As soon as he pulled out he turned Luna over so that she was facing him, and pushed his dick into her watching her expression as he went into her, before he entered her she had tear marks on her face from where she was crying but her eyes were shining in the moonlight, like a mermaid calling to a sailor, spike couldn't resist her and plunged his dick into her, she cried out in joy as she was reconnected with him.

She wrapped her forelegs around his neck and dragged his face closer to hers and kissed him deeply, allowing all her feelings to be conveyed to him, spikes eyes opened wide as she did this until he joined in with the kiss and closed his eyes, he kept his beat as he it into her while they were kissing, they both started to feel their inner pressure build up signaling that they were nearing the end.

Luna broke the kiss, "I Love you, I love you Spike!" she cried out, she then bit down on her lips as Spike thrust into her once more and brought them both to a climax.

They lay there breathing deeply regaining their breath, Spike slid off and faced the moon that was still shining brightly in the sky, his head slid to the side to see Luna by his side, the moonlight shining down on her, sleeping silently, her face held a look of peace on it along with a slight smile as she dreamed, he reached over and stroked her face with the back of his hand, a clear scale on the back of his hand caught the moonlight and drew his attention to it making him remember the figure in his dream.

He thought he saw the figure with a warm smile on his face in his memories, besides the fact that Spike didn't know what the figures face looked like, he heard that memories change if you look back at them.

The scale looked kinda cool he thought to himself, almost like a charm but on one of his scales, then he looked back at Luna and couldn't help kissing her as she slept, she giggled as he kissed her, for a second he froze thinking that she was awake but apart from the giggle she hadn't moved at all, he was gonna get killed when she woke up Spike realized, his left hand stopped stroking her, paused in mid stroke, i wish she wont try he thought, 'you know that that will be impossible for her to do Spike' someone said inside his mind making him jump 'she's fallen in love with you, if you look closely at her you should be able to see her auras pinkish, its a sign of love'.

Spike was just about to laugh and call himself crazy, that was until he looked more closely at Luna and saw there was a slight pink faze laying over her, "what the hell...".

~[]~

After about half an hour Luna arose and noticed that she was outside, but when she tried to get up she found that she couldn't, the cause was holding her down from behind her keeping her warm.

She turned her head to see the cause of her weight problem and saw Spike holding her keeping her down, it took a moment before she could remember why he was doing this, then her blood rushed to her face with a 'poof'.

After a moment she heard him start to stir from his slumber, as soon as he opened his eyes Luna decided to glare at him, he let go of her in an instant, she took this chance to stand and turn to him accusingly.

Spike looked back fear plastered over his features.

"We are disappointed at thou Spike, thou forced yourself upon us and ignored our pleads" Luna said.

"I am, so, so sorry Princess, i don't know what came over me, i, i just..." Spike stammered, "i'll do anything in return for your forgiveness" he pleaded.

Luna smiled "we will see to it that you do".

~[]~

1000 years later

Spike and Luna sat upon one of the many unknown areas of Equestria looking up at the moon.

“It was on a night like this that we decided to get married” Spike said

“Yes it was, even if you did force me in the beginning” Luna retorted

“Just remembering it starts to get me in the mood” he said as he blew warm air over her.

“We cant, what if the kids find us?”

“Don’t worry your sister has them held down in another lecture of ruling equestrian, they wont have time to” he licked her.

“Well if you put it that way…”

~[]~

It turned out that the spirit was the embodiment of sexual feelings and went a bit out of control and started raping everypony after he got obsessed with them, and he might or might not of raped Celestia while he was at it, she might or might not have liked it and held it against him that she couldn’t find a suitable partner within the royal guards, no matter how many she went through.

And his power made it so that whoever he had sex can have offspring according to the race of the mother, who woulda guessed.