Never mate with a drunk unicorn
Anon has dealt with some shit for as long as he can remember.
One day, when Anon was at his boring job, he arrived at a magical world of talking ponies. How did this happen? No one cares, not even him. He just arrived. Everypony freaked out at first, but the five mares that live in the Crystal Brighthouse and the sheriff of Maretime Bay accepted him with no hesitation. Now he lives and works here. What else is there to tell?
He has seen a baby dragon turn a chair into a burger with his fire instead of burning it down. He has tolerated Pipp livestreaming until 4 a.m. He has seen Hitch going savage over one piece of litter... Heck, he has seen Misty loosing her shy attitude because Zipp attacks her with questions non-stop, regarding an 'Opaline' gal he hears about.
But today he's dealing with something he'd never imagined he'd deal with... A drunk pony. More specifically: A drunk Izzy, which he can't really tell if it's a good or bad thing considering the way Izzy usually is with everypony.
You see, Izzy is... special. Nopony her age should have as much energy as she does, yet, she does because Izzy is built different. Laws of physics? What are those? Izzy doesn't even apply to the most basic rules of nature, and while that's part of her charm, it can be overwhelming for some ponies, and especially Anon.
Anon loves to share in one of her passions: unicycling. She's also very creative. She turned into Anon's 'Crafting Teacher' because his job was to obtain new shapes of art for the art museum. And with Izzy teaching him the art of Unicycling, keeping his job was the easiest thing ever, even easier than his previous job in his old life.
Now, picture a pony like Izzy - energetic, creative, always wanting to help, and very positive - but drunk.
If you imagined "chaos," congratulations: That's the perfect word to describe Izzy.
Now, you may be wondering how the fuck Izzy got drunk, and why am I telling you all of this instead of showing it already... Well, context is required. Maybe you just wanted a quick fap? Welp, get yourself comfy, because Imma tell you a story before we get to the spicy side, okay?
It was a beautiful, sunny day in the Earth Pony town, a.k.a. Maretime Bay.
Everypony was minding their own business. Sunny was recently opening her smoothie stand, Pipp just went inside of Mane Melody along with her "stallion of the moment." Izzy's words, not mine (because the young princess just can't stop fucking any stud that talks to her). Hitch went inside the Sheriff Station with Sparky, and Izzy was happily hopping towards her favorite place in town: The garbage, where all the best supplies to Unicycle are waiting for her.
However, she felt completely exhausted after she finished searching through the garbage for all the Unicycling stuff she and Anon will use in today's class. So, she went to look after a good beverage to refresh.
Her first option was going to Sunny's stand as usual, but there was a massive line already, and she really wasn't in the mood to wait at least and hour and a half to get her smoothie. Her second option was going into Mane Melody and pay for a massage, which usually included a fruit juice, but considering who she saw there earlier... Yeah, that wasn't the best option.
Her last choice was simply going to a market and buying something. That seemed like the best choice, especially because she was in a little rush. Sure, Anon wouldn't get out of his job for another three hours, but she liked to plan everything ahead.
She entered the market and went straight ahead to the beverages section. She found all kinds of sodas, juices, cheaper smoothies (which tasted terrible compared to Sunny's), and lots of alcoholic drinks.
Is weird to think that she has never actually got herself drunk before. Sure, she's energetic can't stop everything word from leaving her mouth, but that's something that comes with Izzy already. No alcohol involved... This time, however, she felt tempted to try something different. Maybe it could help her be more energetic with Anon in her class today!
She picked up a bottle that said it only had 5% alcohol, meaning that she wouldn't get drunk that fast... Or in her mind, she wouldn't get drunk at all, just a bit more "Izzy" than usual.
After paying for the drink, she didn't hesitate to take a sip, only to spit it out immediately. It tasted horrible! How could anypony buy this and actually think it tastes good?! It didn't make any sense!
But despite this fact, Izzy felt tempted to try it out again. This second sip, unlike the first one, tasted a lot better. The drink wasn't so bad now that she was trying it out again! Sure, it still tastes weird, but is becoming quite... addictive.
She eventually ended up drinking the whole bottle, and then she threw it in the nearest trash can instead of the street to avoid some Sheriff's shenanigans about glitter and stuff.
Once she was done and feeling better, she started to drive back to the Crystal Brighthouse on her Unicycling Cart... But everything started to look dizzying, and a hiccup suddenly caught her attention. Some bubbles came out of her mouth, and she giggled at the sight, then started driving without even realizing she was driving recklessly.
Just Izzy stuff, you know? Nothing to really worry about.
Anon entered his home, the Crystal Brighthouse, with a frustrated sigh.
Living with five mares stopped being a problem after he realized he's not interested in any of them, romantically speaking. Sure, he thought some of them were cute, but they're ponies with magic! Who in their right mind wouldn't think they're cute?!
Yet, as much as he loved the Brighthouse, he couldn't help but feel like an outsider sometimes. He technically is an outsider, but he's been living in Equestria for a year now. Can he really be considered an outsider when he's been around for that long? That's a question no one can really answer, not even Sunny, the one he considers the smartest girl in the group (Zipp is a close second).
Today, however, he arrived frustrated because things were not going smoothly at work like usual. Somepony accidentally broke a really expensive piece of art in the museum, and he spent the entire day trying to calm Posey down - since she's his boss - before she completely lost her cool... Yeah, that plan was a fucking waste of time.
"Well... At least this day cannot get more complicated." Anon said, since he tried to see the positive side of things.
But when he looked over the same corner where he has his classes with Izzy, his eyes widened in surprise when he didn't see her there. The fact that she hadn't welcomed him by jumping up to hug him, something she always does, was another bad sign.
"...Okay... It seems that I arrived earlier than Izzy..." Anon said, slightly alarmed, but then he took a deep breath and calmed himself down. "It's okay, Anon. She probably just got carried away looking through the garbage again. Nothing to worry about. Is not the first time she's done something like that, and I can say for sure it won't be the last, either."
Suddenly, though, the doors of the Brighthouse burst open. Anon turned around to find a pile of garbage stored in boxes, which already made him smile, because it means Izzy's here.
Yet the fact that her cart was being pushed very slowly, as well as the fact that Izzy was grunting and hiccuping set off his alarms again. She was late, she was hiccupping, and she's pushing the cart with boxes instead of levitating them? What the fuck is happening today?
"A wild day on the job was crazy as it is, but Izzy getting late and not using her beloved magic? This cannot be good..." Anon said with a frown.
He approached Izzy to check on her. With her red face, expression lost and dizzy, and bubbles coming out every time she hiccupped, he knew what was happening.
"Ah, motherfucker..." Anon muttered with a facepalm, then he actually approached Izzy. "Alright, Iz. Time to wake up!"
Izzy hiccupped again and then looked up at Anon, then she suddenly grinned. "Oh... Hey there––" She hiccuped again. "Nonny. Issh weird to see you––" she hiccupped again "--home so er... early."
"I'm not home early, Izzy. You are late... And drunk, for some reason." Anon replied deadpan.
"Late and––" Izzy hiccupped again, which was starting to irritate Anon. "...drunk? Nah, now you're jush making things––" She hiccuped. "--up. Nonny."
"Izzy, bubbles are coming out of your mouth whenever you speak." Anon pointed out. "And you're hiccupping! What do you think is this? Some magical disease only unicorns can get now that there's magic in Equestria again?"
"That sounds––" Izzy hiccupped a bubble in Anon's face, and had to avoid grunting in annoyance. "...plaushibull, Nonny."
"Stop calling me 'Nonny' while you're drunk, Iz. It's awkward, and you say it like want to fuck me or something..."
"And... uh... what ifff I did wanted that, huh? Would you be--hic--to grossed out to fuck a pony?"
"Heat season has happened. I've fucked ponies. Thankfully not anyone that lives here, otherwise I'll have to move out since I wouldn't be able to hold a normal conversation anymore..." Anon replied bored. "You want me to keep going?"
"Don't be a pooper party, Nonny." Izzy rolled her eyes, then hiccupped again. "How about you help me... get? gather? ... Gather the supplies for today's––hic...class?"
"Are you kidding me?! I'm not taking classes with a drunk teacher!" Anon replied. "You should rest, and then we can talk in the morning about this without you staring at my... Izzy, why the fuck are you staring at my crotch?"
"What?" Izzy asked playfully. In fact, she was biting her lower lip as she stared down at Anon's crotch. Despite his dick clearly being flaccid, it still seemed big from what she could tell by looking at his pants. "Can't a mare look at a stallion's pe... uh, di... 'friend' when she's in heat?"
'If whatever she drank is making her feeling wet and in heat, with me being the only guy around she can look at, then I'm in big trouble...' Anon thought with concern. "I'm a human, not a stallion. And no, you can't look at my 'friend,' Iz."
The Unicorn mare rolled her eyes again. "Wellllll, whatever. Just give a hand over here. Heh... hand."
Anon sighed frustrated and ended up having his classes with her anyways. She was drunk as fuck, and as much as she attempted to instruct in what to do as she usually does, her drunk state was not allowing her to think clearly. All she could really think about was having her brains fucked out right this instant.
It was weird: After drinking what she bought from the market, she started to feel dizzy, but also in heat. She had to take a little detour to masturbate, but the heat only intensified and became worse.
Thoughts of acting like a complete slut were invading her mind, and the moment she entered the Brighthouse and laid eyes on Anon, they intensified. She wanted to fuck and ride a cock so badly, that she was barely focusing on actually teaching anything to Anon.
Anon could tell that Izzy's mind wasn't in the right place. What happened in her mind was beyond anything he could imagine, and just when he prepared to ask, Izzy suddenly surrounded him in her magical aura.
"What the––" Anon tried to ask, just to be levitated and held to the ground. "Agh!" He exclaimed concerned, while Izzy suddenly got in top of him. "Izzy! What the hell are you––"
But anything else he was going to ask died off when the unicorn mare locked her lips with his, making his eyes open wide and his face blush. Her lips tasted like actual cherries. They also tasted a bit like alcohol, but that really didn't bother him. The strange thing is... He didn't hate the kiss.
Sure, he wasn't enjoying it either, since this was happening against his will, but... It felt nice, too.
When she broke the kiss, Anon could see in Izzy's eyes the shape of hearts, and while that confused him at first, he eventually remembered this is Izzy we're talking about. None of this is weird when it comes to her.
"...W-What was that for?" Anon asked, referring to the sudden kiss.
"I jush needed to put you in the mood~" Izzy replied with a flirty tone, also biting her lower lip.
"What are you talking–– Oooh..." Anon suddenly cut himself off when he felt a magical aura rubbing the bulk in the front of his pants. He looked down and noticed he was hard, and he also got a slight peak of Izzy's breasts, which were big and round, like little purple balloons, something that made his blush increase.
Izzy noticed this, and she grinned. "Oooh! You saw something you like, Nonny~?" She asked playfully, then she turned around and fully presented herself to Anon.
The sight in front of the human was definitely something: Just like he expected, her breasts seemed big and heavy, like purple balloons that were screaming to be squeezed. Her asshole seemed tight, but it also seemed hypnotic, as if it begged to be licked. And the cherry on top, her pussy. That pink, wet pussy that released a smell which was making him crazy.
He could just enjoy the sight, but when he felt his pants and his underwear being removed by Izzy's magic, he knew what was coming, and he still wasn't sure if he liked the idea or not.
"Oh. My. Glitter..." Izzy exclaimed, as she stared at Anon's erect cock in front of her. To pony standards, it may look like an average dick... But to her? Since this is the first time she actually saw one, it looked big, thick and tasty. "Nonny... I didn't knew you were so... gifted down here..." She said playfully, then licked the tip of his cock.
Anon felt a shiver running down his spine after feeling Izzy's tongue on his member, but he didn't want her to have all the fun, so he grinned. "I could say the for your, Iz." He pointed out, grabbing Izzy's flankcheeks with his hands and then licking her pussy. It tasted like blueberries. Why do these ponies taste like fruit?
Unlike Anon, Izzy let out a loud and lustful moan the moment Anon's tongue touched her flower, but she still smirked and giggled. "Going for it already, huh? I like that~"
With that being said, Izzy put herself to work and started to suck on Anon's shaft. This was her first time doing something like this, but she has seen enough material on websites and magazines to at least get the prime idea of what to do. She bobbed her head up and down, making sure she was swallowing all his tool deep inside of her throat. She also moved her tongue around from time to time, and judging by Anon's moans, he was clearly enjoying it.
However, she suddenly squeaked when Anon started to lick her pussy as well. She eventually grinned though, and she returned to do her job sucking Anon's cock.
They both moaned repeatedly as they ate each other. Izzy was definitely lost on the taste of Anon's shaft, while Anon himself couldn't believe how delicious a pony tasted. Maybe he should lick them more, because he always limited himself to just fucking mares in heat for the sake of helping, not because he actually was horny.
Eventually, Anon couldn't resist anymore, and so, he licked Izzy's pussy deeper, while he also moved his hands towards Izzy's head and keep her in place, just in time for him to reach his climax and release a load in Izzy's throat.
This startled the Unicorn mare, and she tried to pull away, but because of Anon's strength, all she could do was gag and wait for him to stop cumming and let her go. She could barely swallow all of his load. With his dick still inside her mouth, cum started to drool out.
This also made her cum, and Anon's face was squirted by her pussy. He simply licked it up, and just like her pussy, her inner liquids also tasted like blueberries. He decided to stop questioning why she tastes like that, though, because it's more of a blessing than something bad.
Anon finally let go of Izzy's head, and she immediately pulled herself off of his dick, coughing a bit and then taking a deep breath... Not that she complained, though. His cum tasted delicious, and she was beyond being cautious.
She then turned with a smirk, to see Anon, and then she simply walked forward before grabbing Anon's cock with her magic and aiming it at her pussy, which made the human's eyes widen.
"Izzy, wait a minute!" Anon called out, and Izzy looked at him over her shoulder. "If we do this, there is no turning back, you know? Don't you worry about how awkward things will be between us if we cross that line?"
Izzy, however, only giggled again. "Oh, Nonny. In case you haven't noticed, I'm so fucking horny right now that I don't give a shit about all that stuff."
With that being said, Izzy thrusted Anon's cock deep inside of her pussy, making her moan out loud in a lustful way, while Anon himself let out a mix of a grunt and a moan as well.
Izzy was not exactly a virgin. She lost that because of a dildo that she bought in secret for heat season, to avoid getting herself pregnant in case any stallion got too excited while fucking her... But as you can see, that doesn't matter anymore.
She started to move up and down in place, moving her hips to make sure she's doing this right. Her wet tunnel was penetrated time and time again by Anon's cock, and he could barely control himself feeling Izzy's tight pussy.
In fact, he couldn't control himself anymore, and so, he wrapped his arms around Izzy, making her sit on his lap and startling her at first, but as soon as Anon started to thrust deep inside of her harder and faster, her lustful moans could tell she didn't mind him taking control of the situation.
Anon has reached the same point Izzy's currently in: He doesn't care anymore if this can affect the way they talk to each other in the future, he simply wants to keep fucking her brains out until his balls are empty. Izzy herself was just glad she could finally get some cock to please her, especially when it was a friend's one.
Soon enough Anon couldn't hold back anymore and finally reached his climax. He thrust his shaft deep inside of Izzy again, making her moan loudly as her tongue lolled out feeling his seed fill her.
Even after cumming so hard, Anon gave a few last couple thrusts into her now sopping snatch.
Then, he pulled out of her as a dribble of cum oozed out of her used flower. They both lay on the floor exhausted. She was panting heavily after reaching her climatic finish, and so was Anon.
"...Whatever happened here has to remain secret..." Anon spoke eventually.
"...Okay..." Izzy replied, but then she quickly went over Anon and planted another kiss on his lips, which startled the human a bit, but he still kissed her back this time around. "I just got one little condition..." The Unicorn mare stated, as she surrounded Anon's cock with her magic and started to rub it in order to make it hard again. "You have to fuck my brains out until I'm nothing but your little cum dumpster, Nonny~"
The way Izzy said that already made him hard again, and he grinned. She moaned loudly when Anon grabbed Izzy's flank with his hands and gave it a playful slap.
"Oh, I'm so gonna enjoy this!" Anon declared happily.
THE END
Author's Note
Hey, I'm back! Uploading a clop-fic right before NNN and ready to tell more stories before disappearing again.
I was out this long because, well, I honestly had no inspiration until now. But I'm back! For a while, that is. I've got to spare this inspiration before it fades away again.
Also, thanks to Dude3 for editing this story's mistakes.
