Long ago, Dash and Gilda had a bet. This is the story of how that bet came about, and then lengths to which Dash will (not?) go to beat her old friend. There will be silliness, and shipping is guaranteed.

A word or two of explanation: This fic is a collaborative effort between the author and her lady, AveryStrange. The first chapter was written jointly, and then we split and took the story in very different directions! Choose your own adventure.