My Little Brony: This is a Fanfic
In the mystical land of Florida, there lived an ordinary brony named Gary. He was a regular guy, with a regular job(just kidding, he didn't work), and a regular life, but he had one not-so-regular obsession: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. There was a certain type of fictional nerd invented by other nerds when they needed to feel better about what they chose to dedicate their lives to, and those fictional nerds would think Gary needed to touch grass. And so he spent most of his free time watching episodes, collecting merchandise, and participating in online discussions about the show. And by online discussions, I meant harassing people with any opinion that differed from his own.
One fateful day, as Gary was browsing through an MLP fanfic about a generic blank-slate self-insert getting all he ever wanted out of the MLPFIM setting and characters, he stumbled upon a mysterious thread in a MLP group forum entitled "The Ultimate Pony Adventure: Live Your Dreams!". Intrigued, he clicked on it and found a post that claimed to have the secret to granting the ultimate wish of any true MLP fan. It promised the chance to become a part of the world of Equestria and live out the ultimate self-insert power fantasy. Without a second thought, Gary clicked upon the link provided in the post and filled his computer with so many terrabytes of viruses and morally objectionable legally dubious audiovisual content that his overpriced gamer laptop exploded in a fireball of extreme violence. Un.
But this was not known to Gary. Not much was known to Gary.
As he clicked the link, Gary felt a strangely warm sensation wash over him. Suddenly, he was no longer sitting in his dimly lit basement, surrounded by pony posters and plushies. Instead, he found himself standing in the middle of a picturesque meadow in Equestria. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of wildflowers.
Gary looked down at himself in disbelief. He was no longer a middle-aged four hundred pound man spilling out of his Pinkie Pie pajamas; he had transformed into a tall, muscular, and impossibly handsome human with sparkling blue eyes and perfectly styled blue hair. He couldn't help but grin, realizing that he had become the ultimate self-insert power fantasy, some generic anime character whose name he had forgotten years ago.
But that wasn't all. As Gary looked around, he noticed that he was not alone. A group of six colorful ponies, each representing one of the Elements of Harmony, was approaching him. They looked exactly like the main characters from the show: Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy.
"Hey there, handsome," said Rainbow Dash, fluttering her rainbow-colored wings and batting her eyelashes at him, because that was totally what Rainbow Dash sounded and acted like. "We've been waiting for you."
Gary's heart skipped a beat. This was it! His ultimate dream come true. He was about to embark on an epic adventure with his favorite ponies, and they all seemed to be head over hooves in love with him. Ha ha, I said hooves.
"Uh, hi," Gary stammered, trying to play it cool and failing miserably. A spaghetti geyser erupted from every other male's pants across the multiverse in sympathy, curing world hunger and feeding every starving African child. "I'm Gary, your biggest fan! I have spent more time looking at you than I've spent looking at anyone alive! I've never had a girlfriend before, but if you'd all be my boyfriend-free girls, I promise to do all I can to make you happy, as long as it involves cuddling and headpats and other totally family friendly means of expressing love."
The ponies giggled and surrounded him, their eyes filled with adoration, because they had never had fans before apparently, and had always wanted to share a single man who acted like a crazed fanboy towards them all. Twilight Sparkle stepped forward, her horn glowing with magical energy for some reason. This never comes up again.
"Welcome to Equestria, Gary," she said. "We've been told that you have a special destiny here. You are the Chosen One, destined to save our world from an ancient evil that threatens to destroy everything we hold dear. Because you're just so absolutely wonderfully perfect and excellent at getting everything you've ever wanted out of us and our world that you would have literally nothing at all to do in your own story if you didn't bring an ancient evil monster of some sort with you only you can fight."
Gary couldn't believe his luck. Not only was he the ultimate self-insert power fantasy, but he was also the Chosen One, making him inherently better than everyone else. It was almost too good to be true. He vaguely recalled something a youtuber said about Chosen Ones, something about them being inherently boring characters gifted perfection and asked only to use it for the greater good, and utterly inferior to characters who are not chosen ones but instead choose to be the one from a writing perspective. But he was special and that guy wasn't, making him inherently superior to that guy, making that guy wrong by default.
The ponies led Gary to their home, a magnificent castle that was even grander than Canterlot, because Twilight's gaudy crystal castle had only grown larger when nopony was looking. Inside, he was given a tour of his luxurious new living quarters. He had his own wing of the castle, complete with a bedroom that had a king-sized bed covered in plush pony-themed sheets and a wall lined with framed pictures of himself and the Mane Six. There was a room like a Town Hall except it contained every mare alive ever who wanted to join his harem, which was most of them, even all of the Mane Six's moms including Applejack's mother who didn't die in this AU. Big Mac was also a cute mare in this AU because Gary's desperation for mares was powerful enough to warp reality around him, and if he ever fought Discord or Bill Cypher, Gary would win in a very generic and boring way because his stronger reality warping would force his desired boring cliches to become immutable laws of hyperreality and exclusively work to his benefit. The bathroom was stocked with every type of pony-themed toiletry imaginable, even limited edition Rainbow Dash toilet paper that was blue with rainbow streaks on the edges, and the closet was filled with an endless array of stylish outfits that perfectly fit his new, impossibly handsome physique, full of Vtuber-style pointless details including what looked to be a fidget spinner on a diagonal belt across his chest.
"I made those, darling!" Rarity told him. "I make clothes, darling! That's my character trait, darling!"
"Wait are we doing a Breaking Buck reference?" Pinkie Pie asked. "I thought we were doing that episode from Futurama with the bees and-"
"Sssshhhh!" Twilight shushed sussily, and she spelled it with four s's and four h's because I forgot how many of those are supposed to be in that word.
But Gary didn't care. Noticing hidden details? He never learned how to do that. That was what video essayists on youtube were for.
As the days passed, Gary settled into his new life in Equestria. He spent his mornings training in magic and magical kung fu with the Mane Six, learning to harness the power of the Elements of Harmony, because he also had to do that. In the afternoons, he would go on adventures with his new pony friends, thwarting the plans of various villains and saving Equestria from certain doom with the power of friendship lasers he got better at firing each day. Before long he was invincibly laser blasting foes before even giving them a chance to prattle about their reasons and evil plan and motivations. He even started to blast random ponies with the Elements of Harmony just in case, knowing those lasers only did whatever the plot demanded when it was necessary, and would never hurt good ponies. Unless it was to seal Luna for a thousand years. Poor Luna. Man, I'm still not fully over that. She deserved better, man.
But it wasn't just the thrill of adventure that kept Gary in Equestria. It was the attention and adoration of the Mane Six that truly made it every last one of his favourite self-insert power fantasies come to life. They doted on him constantly, each one vying for his attention and affection.
Twilight Sparkle was his intellectual equal but also intellectually inferior to his newfound genius, and they spent hours discussing the magic of Equestria and solving complex math problems together or whatever it is nerds do for fun. Applejack was always there to lend a strong, capable hoof and cook him delicious country meals. Pinkie Pie threw him extravagant parties every night, and Rainbow Dash challenged him to daring feats of athleticism that always ended in a... Well, I probably shouldn't say the quiet part out loud, but there was a reason he was attracted to these characters, and it wasn't really their personalities.
Rarity showered him with gifts and insisted on designing custom outfits for him to wear, each more fabulous than the last, and kept begging Twilight for more money whenever she ran out of it showering him with gifts. And Fluttershy, with her gentle shy adorable nature, was also there.
But the true icing on the cake was the romantic tension that simmered beneath the surface. Each of the ponies harbored a secret crush on Gary, and they made no effort to hide their jealousy when he spent time with one of the others, because of course, that's how they'd act. Gary was in pony heaven, living out his ultimate harem wish fulfillment fantasy.
One evening, as Gary lounged by the castle's new luxurious indoor pool (bulldozing the town school to have it built was totally worth it! And nopony could get mad at him because he said sorry afterwards and was forgiven and therefore just as redeemed as Starlight Glimmer. Also Ponyville was a non euclidean place where geometry was a suggestion and consistency was a joke), he couldn't help but revel in his incredible luck. He had it all: adventure, adoration, and a bevy of beautiful ponies who couldn't resist his charms. He was the ultimate self-insert power fantasy, and he knew it.
But just as Gary was about to dive into the pool, a dark cloud appeared on the horizon, casting a shadow over Equestria. It was the ancient evil that Twilight Sparkle had warned him about, and it had finally arrived.
Twilight looked at the cloud.
Twilight looked at Gary.
Twilight looked at the cloud.
Twilight looked at Gary.
Twilight looked at the cloud.
"Finally! I thought I was going to go mad without a real challenge!" Twilight yelled.
Gary said nothing.
Twilight looked at Gary. "Gary, that's your line. Say something cool already!"
Gary looked at the cloud.
Twilight looked at the cloud.
Twilight looked at Gary.
Pinkie Pie was there.
Twilight looked at the cloud.
Gary pointed a finger at the cloud. "You don't scare me at all!"
"Nailed it," Rainbow Dash snarked, rolling her eyes, before getting back into character, or in this case, back out of character, which was in character with her character established in this book.
Now, like any great author, I feel it is time for an awkward detour into something completely different. You could almost say, "and now for something completely different", or perhaps, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition", or maybe even the time-honoured classic meme line of "I'll be back". In the realm of literary exploration, we often find ourselves navigating the intricate maze of character dynamics. Characters, you see, are not merely individuals existing within the confines of a story; they are the very essence of the narrative itself, the lifeblood coursing through the veins of plot and theme, creating a delicate balance of in character and out of character moments that dance like fireflies on a moonlit night.
Now, let's take a moment to reflect on the profound significance of characters in any given narrative, for without characters, there would be no narrative to speak of. In character, they weave the tapestry of the story, breathing life into the words on the page, making us laugh, cry, and ponder the intricacies of the human condition. But what about out of character moments? Ah, yes, those elusive and enigmatic instances when characters deviate from their established personas, like a ship straying from its plotted course into uncharted waters.
In character development, we often find that the most compelling tales emerge from the interplay between the expected and the unexpected. Characters are not static beings; they are organic entities that evolve, adapt, and occasionally throw us curveballs that leave us in awe. It is precisely these out of character moments that keep us glued to the pages, on the edge of our seats, and eager to see what twists and turns lie ahead.
Consider, if you will, the classic hero's journey, a narrative archetype that has stood the test of time. In character, our hero embarks on a quest, faces trials and tribulations, and ultimately emerges transformed, having conquered their inner demons. But it is the occasional out of character choices, those moments when the hero defies our expectations, that add depth and complexity to the story. These deviations from the expected path are like splashes of vivid color on an otherwise monochromatic canvas, creating a vibrant and dynamic narrative that resonates with readers.
And let us not forget the role of the antagonist, that shadowy figure who exists in counterpoint to the protagonist. In character, the antagonist embodies opposition and conflict, pushing the hero to their limits. Yet, it is in those out of character moments when we catch a glimpse of the humanity lurking beneath the villainous facade, a glimmer of vulnerability or doubt that makes us question the boundaries of good and evil.
But wait, you might be thinking, what about secondary characters? Do they not also play a vital role in the grand tapestry of storytelling? Indeed, they do. Secondary characters, too, must navigate the treacherous waters of in character and out of character behavior. They serve as foils, allies, and sometimes even unexpected catalysts for change, adding layers of complexity to the narrative.
In the end, the dance of character dynamics is a delicate and ever-shifting one. It is a waltz of contradictions, a symphony of in character and out of character moments that keeps us engaged, enthralled, and eagerly turning the pages. For it is within these contradictions that the true magic of storytelling resides, where characters cease to be mere words on a page and instead become living, breathing beings with the power to captivate our hearts and minds. So, let us revel in the beauty of character complexity, for it is a journey worth taking, a journey that leads us deeper into the heart of the story, where the unexpected and the expected coexist in harmonious discord. Speaking of Discord, he doesn't show up in this story.
The Mane Six gathered around Gary, their expressions filled with worry, because there was a big evil cloud over Ponyville that looked just like that one from The Subspace Emissary but eviller.
"It's time, Gary," Twilight Sparkle said. "You must harness the power of the Elements of Harmony and defeat this evil once and for all. Because for some reason you're better at that than us, and also we're firing Element Of Harmony laser beams again for some reason."
Gary nodded, a determined look in his sparkling blue eyes. He knew that this was his moment to shine, his chance to prove himself as the Chosen One and solidify his status as the ultimate self-insert power fantasy in the greatest story of all time written by the most attractive and smart author of all time.
With the Elements of Harmony at his disposal, Gary faced off against the ancient evil, a towering, monstrous creature of pure darkness that threatened to engulf Equestria in darkness. It looked like a massively meaty muscular man from the waist up, except it also looked like purple clouds and it was the size of a mountain and a gigantic red eye was at the center of its disproportionately tiny head mounted atop enormous manly pecs.
"I AM NIHILOSS."
His booming voice shook the very air, and not just because that was what sound did.
Gary opened his mouth to speak.
No sound came out.
"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, AND PONYVILLE IS GOING TO DIE, AND THEN EQUESTRIA IS GOING TO DIE. I AM A CYNICAL NIHILIST AND I WISHED UPON A DYING STAR FOR INFINITE POWER BECAUSE, CLEARLY, THE INFINITE MULTIVERSE IS SO AWFUL AND UNFAIR THAT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING IS TO STOP ANYTHING FROM HAPPENING AGAIN EVER BY OBLITERATING EVERYTHING. I AM THE END OF DAYS. I AM THE FALL OF EMPIRES. I AM THE END OF SENTENCES AND THE LAST WORD IN SILENT FINALITY."
The cloud of darkness loomed over the world and spread.
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Gary was terrified.
His own heart pounded in his ears.
And a strange beeping.
It reminded him of that time he visited someone's house and the fire alarm needed batteries.
But it faded quickly.
And he was left confused.
Lost.
He couldn't believe in himself.
But he could believe in ponies who believed in him.
The Mane Six were about to take turns each yelling a sappy emotional power of friendship speech about never giving up.
And then they did.
The Mane Six, along with Spike, gathered around Gary, the scared and trembling human who had unexpectedly found himself in the magical world of Equestria. Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship, stepped forward, her lavender coat shimmering in the gentle glow of her horn. Her friends, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy, stood beside her, their expressions resolute.
Twilight's voice echoed with determination as she yelled, "Gary! We know you're scared, but you have a destiny to fulfill, a darkness to conquer. You're the Chosen One, and it's time to embrace your inner strength!"
Rainbow Dash, her multicolored mane trailing behind her, added with fiery passion, "Yeah! You might be from another world, but you've got the heart of a hero, and heroes don't back down!"
Pinkie Pie, bouncing energetically, chimed in, "Woo-hoo! We've seen you face tough challenges, Gary! Remember when you tackled that huge pizza all by yourself? This is just like that, but with extra cheese and magic!"
Applejack, the down-to-earth farmer, spoke earnestly, "Darlin', we've all been through our share of scrapes, but we face 'em together. You ain't alone in this fight."
Rarity, her unicorn horn glowing softly, added a touch of elegance to the moment. "Gary, darling, you possess a unique strength within you. Your determination and courage can shine brighter than any diamond."
Fluttershy, her soft-spoken voice filled with kindness, said, "We believe in you, Gary. And we're here to support you every step of the way. You don't have to face this darkness alone."
Spike, the loyal baby dragon, nodded emphatically, "That's right! We've got your back, buddy."
Gary's wide eyes darted between the determined faces of the ponies and dragon surrounding him. His heart pounded in his chest as fear threatened to overwhelm him, but he could sense their sincerity and resolve.
Twilight leaned in closer, her eyes locking onto Gary's, "Gary, you were chosen because you have the strength and the courage to face this evil darkness. We can't do it without you. Equestria needs you now more than ever."
Rainbow Dash zipped around Gary in a Sonic Rainboom, leaving a trail of rainbow streaks as she shouted, "Come on, Gary! What's the point of being the Chosen One if you're just gonna stand there trembling? Get ready to show that darkness who's boss!"
Pinkie Pie handed Gary a confetti cannon, which popped with a burst of colorful paper. "You've got this, Gary! Now, let's celebrate with some confetti and courage! Whoo-hoo!"
Applejack patted him reassuringly on the back, "Don't be scared, sugar cube. We're a team, and we're gonna stand together against that darkness."
Rarity conjured a shimmering cape and draped it over Gary's shoulders, "You look positively dashing, my dear! And remember, heroes never give in to fear."
Fluttershy whispered softly, "You're stronger than you think, Gary. And you have a big, kind heart. That's the most important weapon against darkness."
Spike held up a scroll with a determined expression, "The prophecy says you're the one who can save Equestria. We're counting on you, Gary."
Gary's trembling began to subside as he absorbed their words of encouragement. He realized that he couldn't let fear hold him back any longer. With a deep breath, he clenched his fists, determination burning in his eyes.
"You're right," he said, his voice steadier than before. "I can't let fear control me. I've faced challenges in my world, and I can face this one too. Who cares if I've never overcame any challenges before going to Equestria? I'm going to start now! BECAUSE I AM THE INVINCIBLE CHOSEN ONE!!!"
Twilight Sparkle smiled warmly, her faith in Gary unwavering, "That's the spirit, Gary! Now, let's go out there and face the evil darkness together!"
Rainbow Dash punched the air with a hoof, "Yeah! It's time to put the 'hero' in 'Chosen One'!"
Pinkie Pie did a series of somersaults, "And don't forget the confetti! We've got that too!"
Applejack nodded, "Remember, Gary, we're with you every step of the way."
Rarity reclined on her fainting couch, "You look positively heroic, my dear. Now go and show that darkness the power of friendship."
Fluttershy whispered softly, "You've got this, Gary. We believe in you."
Spike handed Gary the important prophecy scroll of important prophecies with a smile, "Now, let's go save Equestria!"
Gary took a deep breath, the weight of his destiny settling on his shoulders. But it was a weight he was willing to bear. With newfound determination, he nodded to his newfound friends.
"Thank you, all of you," he said. "I won't let you down. Let's go face this darkness together."
With their words of encouragement ringing in his ears and their support behind him, Gary and the Mane Six set off to confront the evil darkness threatening Equestria. The battle ahead would be tough, but with the power of friendship and Gary's newfound courage, they were ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
The darkness monster laughed, shaking the world, and Gary lost his nerve, falling and cowering in fear.
Twilight Sparkle stood in the heart of Equestria, her lavender coat shimmering under the brilliant moonlight. The air was thick with tension as an ominous darkness began to creep across the land, swallowing everything in its path. The ponies of Equestria huddled together, their faces filled with fear and uncertainty. In the midst of this chaos, there was one person who could make a difference, the Chosen One, a human named Gary.
"Gary!" Twilight Sparkle's voice echoed through the night, carrying with it a sense of urgency and determination. Her violet eyes were fixed on the trembling figure of Gary, who stood frozen with fear as the darkness drew closer. "Gary, it's time to stand up and fight! You are the Chosen One, and Equestria needs you now more than ever!"
Gary's heart pounded in his chest as he looked around at the terrified ponies. His palms were sweaty, and his legs felt like jelly. He had never asked for this responsibility, never wanted to be the one to face the evil darkness monster that threatened to consume their world. But destiny had other plans, and now he had to find the courage to face his fears.
Twilight Sparkle continued to shout, her voice unwavering. "Gary, I know you're scared. We're all scared. But being scared doesn't mean you can't be brave. It's okay to be afraid, but you can't let fear control you. You have a power within you, a power that can defeat this darkness, but you have to believe in yourself!"
Gary's eyes met Twilight's, and he could see the unwavering faith in her gaze. She believed in him, even when he didn't believe in himself. He swallowed hard, trying to find his voice amidst the chaos.
"I... I don't know if I can do it, Twilight," Gary stammered, his voice trembling.
Twilight Sparkle took a step closer to him, her determination unwavering. "You can, Gary. I've seen you overcome so many challenges since you arrived in Equestria. You've made friends, faced danger, and discovered your own strength. This is just another challenge, and I know you can rise to it."
The darkness drew nearer, casting an eerie shadow over the land. The ponies whimpered in fear, their eyes filled with despair. But Twilight refused to let hope die.
"Gary, look around you," she said, gesturing to the ponies who were looking to him for guidance. "These ponies, your friends, your allies—they believe in you. They trust you to protect them, to be their hero. You can't let them down now. You have to be strong, for their sake and for the sake of all of Equestria."
Gary felt a surge of emotion as he looked at the faces of the ponies. They had welcomed him into their world, shown him kindness, and now they were counting on him to save them. He couldn't let them down.
Twilight Sparkle continued, her voice ringing with conviction. "Gary, remember why you're here. You were chosen for a reason. You have a unique power, a power that can banish this darkness and restore the light to our world. But you have to believe in yourself, in your abilities. You can't let doubt hold you back."
As the darkness closed in, Gary took a deep breath and closed his eyes. He thought about all the adventures he'd had in Equestria, the friends he'd made, and the challenges he'd overcome. He remembered the kindness and generosity of the ponies who had welcomed him, and he knew that he couldn't let them down.
When he opened his eyes, he felt a newfound determination coursing through his veins. "You're right, Twilight," he said, his voice steady. "I can't let fear control me. I have to be brave, not just for myself, but for all of Equestria."
Twilight Sparkle's face lit up with a radiant smile. "That's the spirit, Gary! Now, focus on your power. Believe in yourself, and you can do this."
With Twilight's encouragement, Gary closed his eyes again, this time reaching deep within himself. He could feel a surge of energy building, a power he had never fully tapped into before. It flowed through him, filling him with strength and determination.
With the power of ponies who loved him, he got up from the floor and stood tall.
He got over his fear and resumed being the most awesome thing he could imagine, an invincible anime character from a show he couldn't even remember the name of even after all this time. "Monster!" He shouted. "Vile shadow creature! Remind me again, what is your name?"
"HAS FEAR STRUCK YOU DEAF, MORTAL? 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"WHAT?"
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"WHAT?"
"MY NAME IS-"
"WHAT?"
"MY NAME IS-"
"WHAT?"
"MY NAME IS-"
"WHAT?"
"MY NAME IS-"
"WICKA WICKA SLIM SHADY!"
"..."
"..."
"Why are you the way that you are?"
"I have a terminal case of deez!"
"..."
"Deez nuts!"
"...Am I in a parody story?"
"Pair-a-deez nuts."
"Is this story really for all ages if you're going to joke about nuts?"
"Of course! Nuts are my favourite food and I am like Pinkie Pie and I love randomly mentioning food! Banana! Chimichanga! Nuts!"
"..."
"But seriously, Big Black Cornea, what is your name?"
"DO NOT CALL ME THAT. 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XYLORAKARNIXARIANIXARIANIX OBLIVIOSARARIANIXARIANIXARIANOS ZYRAXIS!"
"What a coincidence!" Gary shouted to the monster. "I am also named Maliceon Vorkath Xeraphim Morgaroth Drakulon Thanarok Serpentor Shadowmire Morosynth Nocturnus Oblivion Nyxarion Malevolox Abyssius Zephyrus Morbithrax Zarathul Mordrek Azurael Havocor Sablethorn Gorgorath Vexerion Thalrak Xylokrath Gravemourn Stygian Astaroth Zephyrona Drakthul Duskbringer Zeraphax Nethrakar Necrothos Malakai Vesperion Skarvax Krymthar Darkthorn Oblivior Zanathar Mortalis Vorkanis Sylvaris Abaddon Thexaris Noctisar Drakmire Ignatius Xyrelith Vespera Maleficus Vorlakar Nycthor Azuris Maloch Stygmar Nihilor Zyrexis Grimshade Valthar Thranarok Zephros Xarvolith Mordraxis Zelakar Vexthul Gloomshadow Zephyris Necrosar Malvoria Nethraxus Varkanix Drakthorn Morosar Zeraphon Azrakar Thalrax Skarvath Duskrend Xylovar Vexthor Obliviora Nyctharum Zethral Grimclaw Mordrakar Vexaris Netheron Azurion Drakaroth Malethor Vorphax Thranaroth Zephyronix Nihiloth Oblivionar Malaxus Azgaroth Vorvath Thexarion Stygmora Xylnox Zepharius Morokar Nethrial Duskmaw Vexthal Zarelok Nyxthor Malgore Oblivaris Thalraxus Xylokai Drakaris Skarvonus Zyrathos Malethos Vesperionix Nihilokar Azurthorn Morvaxis Vextharoth Zephyrosar Stygthul Noxarion Drakarnis Malavox Xylorend Abyssar Zephrosaroth Thalraxor Nyxthane Morokaroth Skarvarius Vexthornix Malexar Obliviorix Zarethor Duskfiend Nethrakaris Azuraxus Stygmoros Xylokaran Vextharis Zephyrnex Nihilonix Drakoros Malgorth Oblivisar Thalrakar Zephyrakaroth Nyxthornix Vexarion Skarvarix Xylomoros Morvarus Stygaroth Abyssarion Azurkar Drakarian Vexthulon Zephyrmor Nethriax Malevaxus Oblivinex Thalrakaris Xylomaroth Morvath Nyxtharius Vexarionix Stygmoroth Zephyraxar Azurios Nihilvar Skarvarian Drakorax Malevius Oblivionix Xylorakar Vexarothos Thalrakarion Nyxaros Morvarian Stygaxus Zephyrakaris Nihilonixus Drakthulon Obliviorax Vexthoros Malathor Azuranix Thalrakaroth Xylomarosar Skarvaros Abyssian Zephyrakaros Nyxarothix Vextharian Azurakaros Drakarisar Nihilvarus Thalrakarnis Stygthulon Oblivionarix Xylomarothos Zephyrakarion Morvaros Malevarian Nyxtharos Abyssarius Skarvarakar Vexthoraxus Azurianix Drakthulian Nihilaros Thalrakarnix Oblivios Xylorakaris Zephyrakarosar Stygmorak Morvaxian Nyxtharosar Malevarothix Skarvarianix Vextharothos Azurtharian Nihilvarix Drakorian Thalrakarothos Obliviosar Xylorakarix Stygthulian Zephyrakarnis Morvarianix Abyssarothos Nyxtharax Malevarianix Skarvarothos Vexthorak Azurianis Drakarothian Nihilarianix Thalrakarisar Xylorakarian Obliviosarix Stygmorakos Zephyrakarnixus Morvaxos Nyxtharothian Malevarianar Abyssarix Skarvarianos Vexthorian Azurianax Drakorianix Nihilarianar Thalrakarisarix Xylorakarnis Obliviosaros Stygmorakaros Morvaxianix Nyxtharosarian Malevarianixus Skarvarothian Vexthorakar Azurianixar Drakorianos Nihilarianixus Thalrakarisaros Xylorakarnix Obliviosarian Stygmorakarian Morvaxianax Nyxtharosarianix Malevarianos Skarvarothianix Vexthorianos Azurianaxus Drakorianosar Nihilarianixar Thalrakarisarixus Xylorakarnos Obliviosararian Stygmorakarianix Morvaxianosar Nyxtharosarianixus Malevarianosaros Skarvarotharian Vexthorianix Azurianaxaros Drakorianax Nihilarianos Thalrakarisararian Xylorakarnixos Obliviosarianix Stygmorakarianax Morvaxianosarian Nyxtharothixar Malevarianax Skarvarothix Vexthorianaxar Azurianaxos Drakorianixarian Nihilarianixos Thalrakarisararianix Xylorakarnixarianos Obliviosararianax Stygmorakarianixos Morvaxianosararian Abyssaraxar Vextharaxarian Azurianosar Drakorianosarianix Nihilarianixarian Thalrakarisarixarianos Xylorakarnixarian Obliviosararianos Stygmorakarianixarian Morvaxianosarosar Nyxtharosarianixarianos Malevarianosarianix Skarvarotharianix Vexthorianixar Azurianaxarianos Drakorianaxos Nihilarianosar Thalrakarisararianax Xylorakarnixosar Obliviosarianixarian Stygmorakarianaxos Morvaxianosarosaros Abyssararianixar Vextharaxarianixarian Azurianosarax Drakorianosarianixarianos Nihilarianixarianix Thalrakarisarixarianosar Xylorakarnixarianix Obliviosararianixos Stygmorakarianixarianix Morvaxianosarosarianos Nyxtharosarianixarianixar Malevarianosarianixos Skarvarotharianixarian Vexthorianixosar Azurianaxarianosar Drakorianaxarianix Nihilarianosarax Thalrakarisararianixarian Xylorakarnixosarian Obliviosarianixarianos Stygmorakarianaxarianix Morvaxianosarosarianix Abyssarixarianos Vextharaxarianixarianos Azurianosaraxar Drakorianosarianixarianix Nihilarianixarianixar Thalrakarisarixarianosar Xylorakarnixarianixos Obliviosararianixarianix Stygmorakarianixosarianix Morvaxianosarosarianosar Nyxtharosarianixarianixarian Malevarianosarianixarianos Skarvarotharianixarianix Vexthorianixosarianix Azurianaxarianosarian Drakorianaxarianixarianos Nihilarianosaraxarianix Thalrakarisararianixarianosar Xylorakarnixosarianixarian Obliviosarianixarianixos Stygmorakarianixosarianixarian Morvaxianosarosarianosarian Abyssarixarianixos Vextharaxarianixosarianixarian Azurianosaraxarianosar Drakorianosarianixosarianix Nihilarianixarianixos Thalrakarisarixarianixosar Xylorakarnixarianixarianix Obliviosararianixarianixarianos Zyraxis!"
The monster of darkness grinned, his eyeball splitting to reveal lips and endless rotating rows of shark teeth. "IS THAT SO? THEN PREPARE TO DIE, MALICEON VORKATH XERAPHIM MORGAROTH DRAKULON THANAROK SERPENTOR SHADOWMIRE MOROSYNTH NOCTURNUS OBLIVION NYXARION MALEVOLOX ABYSSIUS ZEPHYRUS MORBITHRAX ZARATHUL MORDREK AZURAEL HAVOCOR SABLETHORN GORGORATH VEXERION THALRAK XYLOKRATH GRAVEMOURN STYGIAN ASTAROTH ZEPHYRONA DRAKTHUL DUSKBRINGER ZERAPHAX NETHRAKAR NECROTHOS MALAKAI VESPERION SKARVAX KRYMTHAR DARKTHORN OBLIVIOR ZANATHAR MORTALIS VORKANIS SYLVARIS ABADDON THEXARIS NOCTISAR DRAKMIRE IGNATIUS XYRELITH VESPERA MALEFICUS VORLAKAR NYCTHOR AZURIS MALOCH STYGMAR NIHILOR ZYREXIS GRIMSHADE VALTHAR THRANAROK ZEPHROS XARVOLITH MORDRAXIS ZELAKAR VEXTHUL GLOOMSHADOW ZEPHYRIS NECROSAR MALVORIA NETHRAXUS VARKANIX DRAKTHORN MOROSAR ZERAPHON AZRAKAR THALRAX SKARVATH DUSKREND XYLOVAR VEXTHOR OBLIVIORA NYCTHARUM ZETHRAL GRIMCLAW MORDRAKAR VEXARIS NETHERON AZURION DRAKAROTH MALETHOR VORPHAX THRANAROTH ZEPHYRONIX NIHILOTH OBLIVIONAR MALAXUS AZGAROTH VORVATH THEXARION STYGMORA XYLNOX ZEPHARIUS MOROKAR NETHRIAL DUSKMAW VEXTHAL ZARELOK NYXTHOR MALGORE OBLIVARIS THALRAXUS XYLOKAI DRAKARIS SKARVONUS ZYRATHOS MALETHOS VESPERIONIX NIHILOKAR AZURTHORN MORVAXIS VEXTHAROTH ZEPHYROSAR STYGTHUL NOXARION DRAKARNIS MALAVOX XYLOREND ABYSSAR ZEPHROSAROTH THALRAXOR NYXTHANE MOROKAROTH SKARVARIUS VEXTHORNIX MALEXAR OBLIVIORIX ZARETHOR DUSKFIEND NETHRAKARIS AZURAXUS STYGMOROS XYLOKARAN VEXTHARIS ZEPHYRNEX NIHILONIX DRAKOROS MALGORTH OBLIVISAR THALRAKAR ZEPHYRAKAROTH NYXTHORNIX VEXARION SKARVARIX XYLOMOROS MORVARUS STYGAROTH ABYSSARION AZURKAR DRAKARIAN VEXTHULON ZEPHYRMOR NETHRIAX MALEVAXUS OBLIVINEX THALRAKARIS XYLOMAROTH MORVATH NYXTHARIUS VEXARIONIX STYGMOROTH ZEPHYRAXAR AZURIOS NIHILVAR SKARVARIAN DRAKORAX MALEVIUS OBLIVIONIX XYLORAKAR VEXAROTHOS THALRAKARION NYXAROS MORVARIAN STYGAXUS ZEPHYRAKARIS NIHILONIXUS DRAKTHULON OBLIVIORAX VEXTHOROS MALATHOR AZURANIX THALRAKAROTH XYLOMAROSAR SKARVAROS ABYSSIAN ZEPHYRAKAROS NYXAROTHIX VEXTHARIAN AZURAKAROS DRAKARISAR NIHILVARUS THALRAKARNIS STYGTHULON OBLIVIONARIX XYLOMAROTHOS ZEPHYRAKARION MORVAROS MALEVARIAN NYXTHAROS ABYSSARIUS SKARVARAKAR VEXTHORAXUS AZURIANIX DRAKTHULIAN NIHILAROS THALRAKARNIX OBLIVIOS XYLORAKARIS ZEPHYRAKAROSAR STYGMORAK MORVAXIAN NYXTHAROSAR MALEVAROTHIX SKARVARIANIX VEXTHAROTHOS AZURTHARIAN NIHILVARIX DRAKORIAN THALRAKAROTHOS OBLIVIOSAR XYLORAKARIX STYGTHULIAN ZEPHYRAKARNIS MORVARIANIX ABYSSAROTHOS NYXTHARAX MALEVARIANIX SKARVAROTHOS VEXTHORAK AZURIANIS DRAKAROTHIAN NIHILARIANIX THALRAKARISAR XYLORAKARIAN OBLIVIOSARIX STYGMORAKOS ZEPHYRAKARNIXUS MORVAXOS NYXTHAROTHIAN MALEVARIANAR ABYSSARIX SKARVARIANOS VEXTHORIAN AZURIANAX DRAKORIANIX NIHILARIANAR THALRAKARISARIX XYLORAKARNIS OBLIVIOSAROS STYGMORAKAROS MORVAXIANIX NYXTHAROSARIAN MALEVARIANIXUS SKARVAROTHIAN VEXTHORAKAR AZURIANIXAR DRAKORIANOS NIHILARIANIXUS THALRAKARISAROS XYLORAKARNIX OBLIVIOSARIAN STYGMORAKARIAN MORVAXIANAX NYXTHAROSARIANIX MALEVARIANOS SKARVAROTHIANIX VEXTHORIANOS AZURIANAXUS DRAKORIANOSAR NIHILARIANIXAR THALRAKARISARIXUS XYLORAKARNOS OBLIVIOSARARIAN STYGMORAKARIANIX MORVAXIANOSAR NYXTHAROSARIANIXUS MALEVARIANOSAROS SKARVAROTHARIAN VEXTHORIANIX AZURIANAXAROS DRAKORIANAX NIHILARIANOS THALRAKARISARARIAN XYLORAKARNIXOS OBLIVIOSARIANIX STYGMORAKARIANAX MORVAXIANOSARIAN NYXTHAROTHIXAR MALEVARIANAX SKARVAROTHIX VEXTHORIANAXAR AZURIANAXOS DRAKORIANIXARIAN NIHILARIANIXOS THALRAKARISARARIANIX XYLORAKARNIXARIANOS OBLIVIOSARARIANAX STYGMORAKARIANIXOS MORVAXIANOSARARIAN ABYSSARAXAR VEXTHARAXARIAN AZURIANOSAR DRAKORIANOSARIANIX NIHILARIANIXARIAN THALRAKARISARIXARIANOS XYLORAKARNIXARIAN OBLIVIOSARARIANOS STYGMORAKARIANIXARIAN MORVAXIANOSAROSAR NYXTHAROSARIANIXARIANOS MALEVARIANOSARIANIX SKARVAROTHARIANIX VEXTHORIANIXAR AZURIANAXARIANOS DRAKORIANAXOS NIHILARIANOSAR THALRAKARISARARIANAX XYLORAKARNIXOSAR OBLIVIOSARIANIXARIAN STYGMORAKARIANAXOS MORVAXIANOSAROSAROS ABYSSARARIANIXAR VEXTHARAXARIANIXARIAN AZURIANOSARAX DRAKORIANOSARIANIXARIANOS NIHILARIANIXARIANIX THALRAKARISARIXARIANOSAR XYLORAKARNIXARIANIX OBLIVIOSARARIANIXOS STYGMORAKARIANIXARIANIX MORVAXIANOSAROSARIANOS NYXTHAROSARIANIXARIANIXAR MALEVARIANOSARIANIXOS SKARVAROTHARIANIXARIAN VEXTHORIANIXOSAR AZURIANAXARIANOSAR DRAKORIANAXARIANIX NIHILARIANOSARAX THALRAKARISARARIANIXARIAN XYLORAKARNIXOSARIAN OBLIVIOSARIANIXARIANOS STYGMORAKARIANAXARIANIX MORVAXIANOSAROSARIANIX ABYSSARIXARIANOS VEXTHARAXARIANIXARIANOS AZURIANOSARAXAR DRAKORIANOSARIANIXARIANIX NIHILARIANIXARIANIXAR THALRAKARISARIXARIANOSAR XYLORAKARNIXARIANIXOS OBLIVIOSARARIANIXARIANIX STYGMORAKARIANIXOSARIANIX MORVAXIANOSAROSARIANOSAR NYXTHAROSARIANIXARIANIXARIAN MALEVARIANOSARIANIXARIANOS SKARVAROTHARIANIXARIANIX VEXTHORIANIXOSARIANIX AZURIANAXARIANOSARIAN DRAKORIANAXARIANIXARIANOS NIHILARIANOSARAXARIANIX THALRAKARISARARIANIXARIANOSAR XYLORAKARNIXOSARIANIXARIAN OBLIVIOSARIANIXARIANIXOS STYGMORAKARIANIXOSARIANIXARIAN MORVAXIANOSAROSARIANOSARIAN ABYSSARIXARIANIXOS VEXTHARAXARIANIXOSARIANIXARIAN AZURIANOSARAXARIANOSAR DRAKORIANOSARIANIXOSARIANIX NIHILARIANIXARIANIXOS THALRAKARISARIXARIANIXOSAR XYLORAKARNIXARIANIXARIANIX OBLIVIOSARARIANIXARIANIXARIANOS ZYRAXIS!"
"Here I come, Maliceon Vorkath Xeraphim Morgaroth Drakulon Thanarok Serpentor Shadowmire Morosynth Nocturnus Oblivion Nyxarion Malevolox Abyssius Zephyrus Morbithrax Zarathul Mordrek Azurael Havocor Sablethorn Gorgorath Vexerion Thalrak Xylokrath Gravemourn Stygian Astaroth Zephyrona Drakthul Duskbringer Zeraphax Nethrakar Necrothos Malakai Vesperion Skarvax Krymthar Darkthorn Oblivior Zanathar Mortalis Vorkanis Sylvaris Abaddon Thexaris Noctisar Drakmire Ignatius Xyrelith Vespera Maleficus Vorlakar Nycthor Azuris Maloch Stygmar Nihilor Zyrexis Grimshade Valthar Thranarok Zephros Xarvolith Mordraxis Zelakar Vexthul Gloomshadow Zephyris Necrosar Malvoria Nethraxus Varkanix Drakthorn Morosar Zeraphon Azrakar Thalrax Skarvath Duskrend Xylovar Vexthor Obliviora Nyctharum Zethral Grimclaw Mordrakar Vexaris Netheron Azurion Drakaroth Malethor Vorphax Thranaroth Zephyronix Nihiloth Oblivionar Malaxus Azgaroth Vorvath Thexarion Stygmora Xylnox Zepharius Morokar Nethrial Duskmaw Vexthal Zarelok Nyxthor Malgore Oblivaris Thalraxus Xylokai Drakaris Skarvonus Zyrathos Malethos Vesperionix Nihilokar Azurthorn Morvaxis Vextharoth Zephyrosar Stygthul Noxarion Drakarnis Malavox Xylorend Abyssar Zephrosaroth Thalraxor Nyxthane Morokaroth Skarvarius Vexthornix Malexar Obliviorix Zarethor Duskfiend Nethrakaris Azuraxus Stygmoros Xylokaran Vextharis Zephyrnex Nihilonix Drakoros Malgorth Oblivisar Thalrakar Zephyrakaroth Nyxthornix Vexarion Skarvarix Xylomoros Morvarus Stygaroth Abyssarion Azurkar Drakarian Vexthulon Zephyrmor Nethriax Malevaxus Oblivinex Thalrakaris Xylomaroth Morvath Nyxtharius Vexarionix Stygmoroth Zephyraxar Azurios Nihilvar Skarvarian Drakorax Malevius Oblivionix Xylorakar Vexarothos Thalrakarion Nyxaros Morvarian Stygaxus Zephyrakaris Nihilonixus Drakthulon Obliviorax Vexthoros Malathor Azuranix Thalrakaroth Xylomarosar Skarvaros Abyssian Zephyrakaros Nyxarothix Vextharian Azurakaros Drakarisar Nihilvarus Thalrakarnis Stygthulon Oblivionarix Xylomarothos Zephyrakarion Morvaros Malevarian Nyxtharos Abyssarius Skarvarakar Vexthoraxus Azurianix Drakthulian Nihilaros Thalrakarnix Oblivios Xylorakaris Zephyrakarosar Stygmorak Morvaxian Nyxtharosar Malevarothix Skarvarianix Vextharothos Azurtharian Nihilvarix Drakorian Thalrakarothos Obliviosar Xylorakarix Stygthulian Zephyrakarnis Morvarianix Abyssarothos Nyxtharax Malevarianix Skarvarothos Vexthorak Azurianis Drakarothian Nihilarianix Thalrakarisar Xylorakarian Obliviosarix Stygmorakos Zephyrakarnixus Morvaxos Nyxtharothian Malevarianar Abyssarix Skarvarianos Vexthorian Azurianax Drakorianix Nihilarianar Thalrakarisarix Xylorakarnis Obliviosaros Stygmorakaros Morvaxianix Nyxtharosarian Malevarianixus Skarvarothian Vexthorakar Azurianixar Drakorianos Nihilarianixus Thalrakarisaros Xylorakarnix Obliviosarian Stygmorakarian Morvaxianax Nyxtharosarianix Malevarianos Skarvarothianix Vexthorianos Azurianaxus Drakorianosar Nihilarianixar Thalrakarisarixus Xylorakarnos Obliviosararian Stygmorakarianix Morvaxianosar Nyxtharosarianixus Malevarianosaros Skarvarotharian Vexthorianix Azurianaxaros Drakorianax Nihilarianos Thalrakarisararian Xylorakarnixos Obliviosarianix Stygmorakarianax Morvaxianosarian Nyxtharothixar Malevarianax Skarvarothix Vexthorianaxar Azurianaxos Drakorianixarian Nihilarianixos Thalrakarisararianix Xylorakarnixarianos Obliviosararianax Stygmorakarianixos Morvaxianosararian Abyssaraxar Vextharaxarian Azurianosar Drakorianosarianix Nihilarianixarian Thalrakarisarixarianos Xylorakarnixarian Obliviosararianos Stygmorakarianixarian Morvaxianosarosar Nyxtharosarianixarianos Malevarianosarianix Skarvarotharianix Vexthorianixar Azurianaxarianos Drakorianaxos Nihilarianosar Thalrakarisararianax Xylorakarnixosar Obliviosarianixarian Stygmorakarianaxos Morvaxianosarosaros Abyssararianixar Vextharaxarianixarian Azurianosarax Drakorianosarianixarianos Nihilarianixarianix Thalrakarisarixarianosar Xylorakarnixarianix Obliviosararianixos Stygmorakarianixarianix Morvaxianosarosarianos Nyxtharosarianixarianixar Malevarianosarianixos Skarvarotharianixarian Vexthorianixosar Azurianaxarianosar Drakorianaxarianix Nihilarianosarax Thalrakarisararianixarian Xylorakarnixosarian Obliviosarianixarianos Stygmorakarianaxarianix Morvaxianosarosarianix Abyssarixarianos Vextharaxarianixarianos Azurianosaraxar Drakorianosarianixarianix Nihilarianixarianixar Thalrakarisarixarianosar Xylorakarnixarianixos Obliviosararianixarianix Stygmorakarianixosarianix Morvaxianosarosarianosar Nyxtharosarianixarianixarian Malevarianosarianixarianos Skarvarotharianixarianix Vexthorianixosarianix Azurianaxarianosarian Drakorianaxarianixarianos Nihilarianosaraxarianix Thalrakarisararianixarianosar Xylorakarnixosarianixarian Obliviosarianixarianixos Stygmorakarianixosarianixarian Morvaxianosarosarianosarian Abyssarixarianixos Vextharaxarianixosarianixarian Azurianosaraxarianosar Drakorianosarianixosarianix Nihilarianixarianixos Thalrakarisarixarianixosar Xylorakarnixarianixarianix Obliviosararianixarianixarianos Zyraxis!"
"YOUR END HAS COME, MALICEON VORKATH XERAPHIM MORGAROTH DRAKULON THANAROK SERPENTOR SHADOWMIRE MOROSYNTH NOCTURNUS OBLIVION NYXARION MALEVOLOX ABYSSIUS ZEPHYRUS MORBITHRAX ZARATHUL MORDREK AZURAEL HAVOCOR SABLETHORN GORGORATH VEXERION THALRAK XYLOKRATH GRAVEMOURN STYGIAN ASTAROTH ZEPHYRONA DRAKTHUL DUSKBRINGER ZERAPHAX NETHRAKAR NECROTHOS MALAKAI VESPERION SKARVAX KRYMTHAR DARKTHORN OBLIVIOR ZANATHAR MORTALIS VORKANIS SYLVARIS ABADDON THEXARIS NOCTISAR DRAKMIRE IGNATIUS XYRELITH VESPERA MALEFICUS VORLAKAR NYCTHOR AZURIS MALOCH STYGMAR NIHILOR ZYREXIS GRIMSHADE VALTHAR THRANAROK ZEPHROS XARVOLITH MORDRAXIS ZELAKAR VEXTHUL GLOOMSHADOW ZEPHYRIS NECROSAR MALVORIA NETHRAXUS VARKANIX DRAKTHORN MOROSAR ZERAPHON AZRAKAR THALRAX SKARVATH DUSKREND XYLOVAR VEXTHOR OBLIVIORA NYCTHARUM ZETHRAL GRIMCLAW MORDRAKAR VEXARIS NETHERON AZURION DRAKAROTH MALETHOR VORPHAX THRANAROTH ZEPHYRONIX NIHILOTH OBLIVIONAR MALAXUS AZGAROTH VORVATH THEXARION STYGMORA XYLNOX ZEPHARIUS MOROKAR NETHRIAL DUSKMAW VEXTHAL ZARELOK NYXTHOR MALGORE OBLIVARIS THALRAXUS XYLOKAI DRAKARIS SKARVONUS ZYRATHOS MALETHOS VESPERIONIX NIHILOKAR AZURTHORN MORVAXIS VEXTHAROTH ZEPHYROSAR STYGTHUL NOXARION DRAKARNIS MALAVOX XYLOREND ABYSSAR ZEPHROSAROTH THALRAXOR NYXTHANE MOROKAROTH SKARVARIUS VEXTHORNIX MALEXAR OBLIVIORIX ZARETHOR DUSKFIEND NETHRAKARIS AZURAXUS STYGMOROS XYLOKARAN VEXTHARIS ZEPHYRNEX NIHILONIX DRAKOROS MALGORTH OBLIVISAR THALRAKAR ZEPHYRAKAROTH NYXTHORNIX VEXARION SKARVARIX XYLOMOROS MORVARUS STYGAROTH ABYSSARION AZURKAR DRAKARIAN VEXTHULON ZEPHYRMOR NETHRIAX MALEVAXUS OBLIVINEX THALRAKARIS XYLOMAROTH MORVATH NYXTHARIUS VEXARIONIX STYGMOROTH ZEPHYRAXAR AZURIOS NIHILVAR SKARVARIAN DRAKORAX MALEVIUS OBLIVIONIX XYLORAKAR VEXAROTHOS THALRAKARION NYXAROS MORVARIAN STYGAXUS ZEPHYRAKARIS NIHILONIXUS DRAKTHULON OBLIVIORAX VEXTHOROS MALATHOR AZURANIX THALRAKAROTH XYLOMAROSAR SKARVAROS ABYSSIAN ZEPHYRAKAROS NYXAROTHIX VEXTHARIAN AZURAKAROS DRAKARISAR NIHILVARUS THALRAKARNIS STYGTHULON OBLIVIONARIX XYLOMAROTHOS 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I BIT MY TONGUE! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TONGUE! OR LIPS! JUST INFINITE TEETH AND MUSCLES MADE FROM CLOUDS OF NEON PURPLE DARKNESS! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!"
"Got you!" Gary seized the opening his genius wit created, using his newfound powers to unleash a trillion beams of rainbow-colored energy that spiralled and arced artistically through the sky like missiles that knew where they were because they knew where they weren't, before each beam converged and struck the creature's eyeball and turned his eye into an explosive rainbow coloured spiral that started spinning so hard the monster was engulfed in a field of rainbow light.
"Your next line is... Was this all part of your plan, Jojo?"
"WAS THIS ALL PART OF YOUR PLAN, JOJO? ...NANI?"
He exploded.
And then he exploded twice.
And then explosions erupted all around him, reacting in a disconnected chain from sheer volatile awesomeness overexposure.
In an instant, Gary's victory was swift and decisive. The ancient evil was vanquished, and Equestria was saved.
"Well, that was easy," He smirked smugly.
Equestria was saved, thanks to the bravery and courage of Gary, the Chosen One. Twilight Sparkle and the other ponies rushed to his side, their faces filled with gratitude and admiration.
"You did it, Gary!" Twilight exclaimed, her eyes shining with pride. "You faced your fears and conquered the darkness. You truly are the hero Equestria needed."
Gary smiled, a sense of accomplishment washing over him. He had found the strength within himself to stand up and fight, to overcome his fear and doubt. And in doing so, he had not only saved a world but had also discovered the hero within.
As the ponies of Equestria celebrated their victory, Twilight Sparkle couldn't help but feel a deep sense of pride in her friend. She knew that Gary's journey was far from over, probably, but she had no doubt that he would continue to rise to any challenge that came his way, just as he had on that fateful night. Together, they would face whatever the future held, knowing that their friendship and determination would see them through any darkness that threatened their world.
Rainbow Dash, with her colorful mane trailing behind her like a brilliant rainbow, was the first to speak. She hovered in the air, her eyes locked on Gary.
"Gary," she began, her voice filled with pride, "I've seen a lot of heroes in my time, but what you just did? That was totally awesome! You faced down that darkness like a true Wonderbolt. You didn't back down, and you didn't give up. You're living proof that courage is what makes a hero."
She zipped through the air, leaving a trail of sparkling rainbows in her wake. "Remember, Gary, being a hero isn't just about having fancy powers or flashy moves. It's about having heart, and you've got that in spades. Equestria is lucky to have you on our side."
Gary couldn't help but smile at Rainbow Dash's words. Her confidence and enthusiasm were infectious, and he felt a renewed sense of determination.
Next up was Applejack, the down-to-earth farmer with a Stetson hat perched on her head. She approached Gary with a warm smile and a nod of respect.
"Gary," she said in her Southern drawl, "ya showed true grit out there. It takes a special kind of strength to face your fears head-on and protect what's important to ya. You're a real testament to the power of determination and hard work."
Applejack gestured to the apple orchards behind her, which had been saved from the encroaching darkness. "Ya see, sometimes the simplest things can make the biggest difference. And your bravery, well, that's somethin' to be admired. We're proud to have ya as part of our family here in Equestria."
Tears welled up in Gary's eyes as he felt the warmth of Applejack's words. It was a reminder that sometimes, even in the face of the most extraordinary challenges, it was the values of hard work and determination that carried you through.
Fluttershy, the gentle and kind-hearted pegasus, approached Gary with a soft smile. Her eyes held a deep sense of compassion as she spoke in her gentle voice.
"Gary, you have a beautiful soul," she said. "I've always believed that kindness and love have a power of their own. You faced that darkness with a heart full of love and the courage to protect your friends. It's a truly remarkable thing."
She extended a wing to shield a small bunny that had hopped up to her. "You see, even the smallest creatures can make a big difference when they're brave and kind. Your bravery tonight has shown us all the power of love and friendship."
Gary's heart swelled with gratitude as he looked at Fluttershy. Her words were a reminder that sometimes, the greatest strength came from the kindness and love within.
Rarity, the fashionista of the group, stepped gracefully toward Gary, a smile gracing her elegant face.
"Darling, what you did out there was positively magnificent!" she exclaimed. "You faced that darkness with such poise and grace. It's a true testament to your character."
She gestured to her boutique, which had been spared from the darkness. "You see, beauty can be found in even the darkest of times when one possesses the inner strength to shine brightly. Your inner light, Gary, is a beacon of hope for all of Equestria."
Gary blushed at Rarity's praise. Her words were a reminder that true beauty came from within, and he had found that beauty in himself when he faced his fears.
Last but not least, Pinkie Pie, the exuberant and joyful pony, bounded up to Gary with an enormous grin on her face.
"Gary, Gary, Gary! That was the most amazing, super-duper, ultra-mega-awesome thing I've ever seen!" she exclaimed, bouncing around him. "You showed that darkness who's boss, and you did it with style! Woo-hoo!"
She produced a party cannon seemingly out of thin air and set it off, filling the air with confetti and streamers. "You see, Gary, life is a party, and you just proved that even in the darkest of times, you can find a reason to celebrate!"
Gary couldn't help but laugh at Pinkie Pie's infectious energy. Her words were a reminder that even in the face of adversity, it was important to find joy and celebrate the victories, no matter how small.
The Mane Six, each with their unique qualities and perspectives, had offered their words of encouragement and wisdom to Gary. Their speeches filled him with a sense of belonging and purpose, reminding him that he was not alone in this journey and that he had friends who believed in him.
Twilight Sparkle, standing alongside her friends, couldn't have been prouder of Gary and the hero he had become. Together, they had faced the darkness and emerged victorious, stronger and more united than ever. As they looked out over the now peaceful Equestria, they knew that as long as they had each other, they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
The ponies of Equestria cheered and showered him with praise, their admiration for him reaching new heights. He waved his arms about and beckoned for more cheering like a smug wrestler, soaking in the praise, the attention, the delicious glory of a truly epic fight. He was certain any animation studio that tried to render that would never be able to make it look as epic as it looked inside his head.
As the days turned into weeks, and the weeks into months, Gary continued to live his self-insert power fantasy to the fullest. He went on even more adventures, defeated even more villains, each one more identical and invincible than the last until he lasered them to death, and most importantly, he basked in the absolute one-sided psychotic beautiful never-ending adoration of the Mane Six and almost every other mare ever.
But deep down, Gary couldn't help but feel that something was missing. Despite all the attention and affection he received, he couldn't escape the nagging feeling that this perfect world was just a little too perfect, a little too predictable.
And so, as he lay in his plush pony-filled and mare-filled bed one night, surrounded by the adoring stares of the Mane Six, Gary couldn't help but wonder if there was more to life than living the dream, embodying the ultimate self-insert power fantasy. And what was with that weird beeping?
As he closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep, he couldn't help but dream of a world where he was just a regular guy, with a regular life, and a regular obsession with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and a regular hospital bed in which he was comatose. And maybe, just maybe, that would be enough to make him truly happy as he passed on into the next life, which would surely be Equestria if he wasn't already there.
But for now, Gary would continue to live out his harem wish fulfillment fantasy in Equestria, because after all, it was what he had always wanted. All he ever needed. His one and only wish, which was to obtain infinite wealth, fame, power, love, and importance for minimum effort, had finally come true. And in the world of Equestria, dreams really did come true, no matter how outrageous they might be.