Fun With a Unicorn

Another week had come to an end as it was Friday evening, yes Friday evening. Normally I would get home in the afternoon but all week long I had been working extra hours because of staff shortages. That was one thing that irritated me but hey, at least I got paid overtime so it wasn't all bad. One thing was for certain, I was both hungry and tired. One part of me wondered if I should even attempt to fix any supper at all. Ultimately I decided I would just go into my bedroom and crash. I could fix some supper later, once I was more coherent.

Once I got home everything seemed to be quiet and dark as it normally was when I got home after dark. I didn't even bother turning any lights on as I simply found my way to my bedroom and collapsed on my bed. It wasn't even five minutes before I fell asleep.

My alarm clock read midnight when a bright turquoise light appeared in my closet. I wasn't sure if this was a dream or what but I got up and groaned, "Ugh, what is this?" The light got brighter and then something crossed my mind, that light was the same color as the magical aura of my absolute favorite pony, Starlight Glimmer. Why I was thinking that I didn't know but it crossed my mind.

I got my light on my nightstand turned on and I was in a state of shock. Out of my closet came Starlight Glimmer with a look of hunger in her eyes, a look full of lust. She gave me a smile, "It is about time you woke up Luke, I though I was going to be waiting until morning!"

I knew that this had to be some sort of crazy dream because there is no way that Starlight could be there, she is a cartoon character after all. This all seemed so real though and given that this was likely just a dream, I figured I'd go along with whatever my favorite pony had to say. I replied, "Sorry about that, I'm dead tired because I have been getting held up late at work all week long because some of my co-workers have been sick, or been pretending to be sick have caused staff shortages and thus, causing me to have to stay late to pick up the slack."

Starlight shook her head, "Now that is terrible Luke, absolutely terrible. I do know one thing though, you deserve better, much better. You deserve a life where you can do more than just work, a life where you can let your mane down, get the necessary amount of sleep and most importantly, have fun with me."

Now this was getting beyond weird, have a life where I can have fun with her? This made no sense so I asked, "Starlight, what do you mean live a life where I can have fun with you? How is that even possible and what do you mean by 'have fun?'"

She briefly turned around, wiggled her flank, shook her tail and then turned back towards me. She giggled, "Oh you'll find out soon enough. She then plopped down on my bed, flared her horn up and suddenly she had teats hanging down from her which was something you don't see in the show. She pointed her hoof at them and suggested, "I know you didn't have any supper and you must be hungry so I have a perfect meal for you." She saw my jaw drop open and added, "Come on, mare milk is exactly what you need but first, you must make me happy!"

I wasn't even sure what to think about this but I'll admit, I was hungry and whatever it took to make her happy so I could drink her milk, I would do it. As I approached her she flared up her horn, cast a spell causing all my clothes to disappear and then laid me down on my bed. She had a lustful look in her eyes as she added, "I know how you are when you watch me and my friends on your TV. I know you stare at my flank wishing you could bury your face in it, wishing you could shove your cock up in me!"

I gasped, "I have never done such a thing! Other bronies might but I have never once done such a thing!"

Starlight shook her head and sighed, "Tsk, tsk. What is a mare to do when the human she wants to bed lies about his fantasies?" She gave me a bit of a smirk and added, "I want to know something," She paused before leaning down towards my ear and adding, "If you don't have these fantasies then why do you have so much lewd artwork of me on your computer? Why do you have lewd artwork of me hanging here in your bedroom?"

I replied, "Well you see......"

She giggled, "Well all your fantasies are coming true!" She self levitated herself to where her ass was right over my face and added, "Since you like my ass, you can have it!"

She then lowered herself to where the crack in her buns was on top of my face. She then began to grind her buns to where my face was becoming enveloped in them. I heard her giggle, "Lick my hole Luke, you know you want to! Lick me or else!"

I wasn't sure exactly what she meant by "or else" but I did know that it wasn't anything good. I stuck my tongue out and I was just barely able to make contact with her hole. I heard her say, "Tsk, tsk, what is the hottest mare in Equestria to do here?"

She must have cast a spell to cause her buns to grow some because I felt them actually enveloping my head, pushing it further in to where my face made contact with her hole. She then yelled, "Now suck me and probe me, eat my ass! You'll love it!"

The very thoughts of shoving my tongue up into her hole utterly repulsed me but I still had those words ringing through my mind, "lick me or else." I hated to think about what that was so I reluctantly began to suck on her and probe her. Surprisingly she did not taste bad at all. She tasted more like chocolate than what an ass normally would. This caused me to intensify my sucking and probing and I could tell that I was giving her plenty of pleasure.

I wasn't sure how long it was but ultimately her buns began to shrink to their regular size, freeing my head from her. She got up and gave me a smile, "Did you like my sexy ass Luke? Was it everything you ever imagined?"

I felt a bit different after the experience and replied, "It was Starlight but still, I don't focus on you like that when I watch you and your friends."

She then got up on all fours and grabbed me in her aura before setting me down in front of her. She looked down and giggled, "Then why are you so hard if you don't find me hot?"

I replied, "Well uh...."

She clapped her hooves together and giggled, "Because you do find me hot, just like when you watch me." She then looked down and had a bit of a frown on her face. She sighed, "That is good but it isn't big enough to give me maximum pleasure!" She flared up her horn and giggled, "Well we'll have to do something about that!"

She grabbed my member in her aura and cast a spell to cause it to grow to be the same size as that of a stallion's, a large stallion's. She licked my face and giggled, "Much better!"

She then turned away from me, raised her tail and ordered, "Now give it to me in the ass Luke! I know you want to, I know you get hard when you see it!"

I denied, "I don't get hard staring at your ass, honest!"

Starlight got a bit of a bite to her voice as she added, "Oh let me guess, it is Fluttershy's ass that makes you hard, or is it Twilight's?" I tried to say something before she added, "Well if that is the case too bad! After tonight, my ass will be the one you worship!"

I again denied anypony's flank making me hard but before I knew it, she had picked me up and lined me up to where my much larger member was right in front of her hole. She demanded, "Now give it to me Luke, give it to me or else!"

I seriously didn't like the sounds of that 'or else' so I did as she wanted and began to pound her and pound her hard. She began moaning loudly, "Yes Luke yes! Buck me hard baby, buck me hard!"

Her hole was actually very hot, wet and tight and it felt so good. I too started to moan, "Oh Starlie baby yes, yes baby yes!"

I continued to pound her and soon I felt my climax coming as I began to breathe heavier and my moans became louder. It was probably sooner than she liked but I climaxed and filled her behind full of cum. Once I pulled out she turned around and giggled, "It really is my ass you worship isn't it?" I tried to respond, "I know it is mine you love! After all, only someone who only loves the popular ponies would want Twilight or any of the others!"

I gave her a nervous nod causing her to continue, "Well now, we're going to do something fun, very fun." Her voice became more demanding as she ordered, "Lay down, now!"

I did as she ordered and again she self-levitated to where she was over me but this time it was her marehood that was over my face. She giggled, "If you thought my ass tasted good, just wait until you eat my pussy! After eating it, you'll want to be mine! You'll forget all about those hussies Twilight and Fluttershy who might steal you away from me!"

"Twilight and Fluttershy hussies?" I asked.

"Yes now you're going to eat me and want me!"

She lowered herself onto me and her love canal was right over my mouth. I knew what I had to do to prevent her from making that 'or else' threat so I began to suck on her and probe her. She immediately began to moan, "Oh yes Luke, yes baby yes! Become mine, be my property, forget about the others!"

As I was probing and sucking on her, I couldn't help but notice how tasty she was. At that moment I began to think that maybe doing this with a pony wasn't so bad. She was incredibly tasty, beyond hot and I had developed a crush on her when she first showed up in the season five premiere. Very soon she began to moan loudly, "Oh Luke baby, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cuuuuuum!"

She then released a flood of cum into my mouth, cum that I greedily swallowed. Oh my goodness, it was so tasty and after swallowing it I found myself truly wanting to be with her. More and more of my thoughts of how wrong it was to be doing this with a pony began to fade and was instead being replaced with thoughts of how right it was. She then got off of me and giggled, "So Luke, who do you want? Do you want me or those hussy friends of mine?"

I replied, "I want you Starlight, I want you and only you!"

She got up on all fours, raised her tail again and ordered, "Prove it! Give my girl your cock, fuck me good and fill me full. My uterus demands you give her your seed!"

I mounted her again and I immediately began to thrust her and oh my goodness her vagina felt even better than her ass did. Very quickly she began to moan, "Oh yes Luke yes! Fill me up, make me feel like a queen, feed my uterus, become mine forever!"

It felt so good and I began to moan, "Oh Starlie baby, yes yes yes! I'm yours forever, forever baby forever."

Starlight began to giggle as she flared up her horn and cast another spell, a spell that I never even imagined existed. Our nether regions began to fuse together as one and then her walls and my member fused together. It was as though we were literally one. She then demanded, "Fuck me as hard as you can, fuck me till you can't stop, fill my needy uterus up!"

I began to thrust her harder and harder causing both our moans to get louder and louder. I soon felt my climax coming and she flared her horn up, casting a spell to delay my climax. I was very happy when she did this because us being joined together like that felt so good! It was the most wonderful feeling I had ever had.

After what had to have been hours she flared up her horn and cast another spell and almost immediately, I began to flood her full of my semen. She had to have cast one doozy of a spell because I continued to fill her up, it was like my supply simply wouldn't run out. She then cast another spell causing us to no longer be joined together and my supply was exhausted. When I pulled out I was exhausted, so exhausted that I collapsed onto my bed.

Starlight stood over me and giggled, "So, did you like......" Her horn then shot out a few sparks and she got a huge grin on her face, "Guess what Luke, we just conceived!"

I gasped, "But how is that even possible between a human and a pony?"

She giggled, "With my magic, anything is possible!" She lifted me up with her magic and continued, "Now we better hurry up and get home. Our babies are going to grow quick and I might give birth within an hour and it has to be in Equestria for our babies to be anthro unicorns."

I had a confused look on my face as I asked, "Anthro unicorns?"

She continued with a smile on her face, "Yes, anthro unicorns. You see, we are going to give birth to anthro unicorn sons who will then go out and impregnate every single unicorn mare! Our bloodline shall take over all of Equestria. You and I will be king and queen while our sons will be spreading the seeds of our bloodline!" She gave me a kiss and asked, "Isn't that exciting?"

I then had my own question, "But what about all the others? What about the princesses?"

She giggled, "Oh I already cast a massive unmarking spell on all the non-unicorns and unicorn stallions before destroying their marks, thus making them sterile. I did the same thing with the princesses so don't worry about them." Her giggle became more of a full blown laugh, "With Tia, she'll get fat and die because of her cake addiction, Luna will get fat and die because of her fritter obsession, Cadence will get a deadly STD because that lustful bitch has probably already fucked the whole Crystal Empire and Twilight....." she then continued to giggle, "is already Fluttershy's sex slave so we don't have to worry about her!"

I gave her a nervous laugh, "Ok." I then noticed something, she was beginning to get bigger. I asked, "Starlight, certainly our foal isn't growing that quickly."

She grabbed me in her aura and yelled, "Our babies will be born quick and grow fast, we have to get to Equestria now! If it is born here, it will not be a unicorn/human hybrid! Basically it would be worthless."

She then began to pull me towards this glowing portal in my closet. I was hungry and given that she had cast that spell to give her teats I asked, "But don't I get any milk! I'm really hungry."

She yelled, "We don't have the time! You can have your milk after we get home and I give birth to our first of many, many foals! Now let's go."

She continued to pull me towards the portal and at that moment I knew that my future was in Equestria, basically impregnating Starlight all the time and aiding her in conquering the country using our offspring. I wasn't overly fond of the idea but what choice did I have now?"

As she was pulling me through the portal I saw a bright turquoise light and then, the sun. I was woken up by the sun as it was shining in through my window. When I finally became coherent, I noticed that I was in my bedroom, my bedroom that did not have any lewd fan art of Starlight. Instead I had my plushies on their shelves and my 49ers pennant hanging above my door. I stretched out and groaned, "Ugh, what a dream."

I then got up and headed into my living room and things were as they normally were. One part of me was concerned that I was going to wake up in Equestria with Starlight and us already have produced a whole herd of anthro sons to go out and impregnate every unicorn mare in Equestria. I had woke up early enough that I was able to fix myself a good filling breakfast before turning on the TV to watch ponies since they were aired on Saturday mornings.

When the first episode started I noticed it was "A Royal Problem" and given that Starlight was the primary character, all that was running through my mind was that dream, well more of a nightmare, from the night before. As she was looking at her cutie mark circling over Canterlot right before it cut to the theme song she looked at the screen and said, "Luke, don't watch my flank or tonight it will be real."

That really unnerved me because I didn't know if I was just seeing things or if this was truly legitimate. Well the good news was that I didn't stare at her flank! The bad news, I found myself eyeballing Twilight's but then I thought to myself, "Last night was just a dream, nothing bad can come of me looking at her flank, right?"