“Anniversary sex... check!”
“Oh, Twilight! I love you, Twilight!”
“I love you, too, Eddie! Words of passion... check! Oh gosh! Eddie makes me cum all over his wonderful dick! Check!”
Twilight ticked another box on her checklist and squealed in orgasmic pleasure as I thrust into her from behind. It was weird, but nothing got my marefriend off harder than completing tasks from those long scrolls. I’d even hid some of her steamier to-do lists under the mattress and pulled them out for my moments alone, mentally reenacting the long list of positions we’d tried before we finally climaxed together.
“Now put me on my back, Eddie...” I obediently rolled my marefriend over and held firmly onto her hooves as I thrust inside her, looking deep into her eyes. “...Check! Oh, check!”
“Twilight, I can’t hold off any more! I’m gonna cum!” My nerdy marefriend had been mercilessly teasing me all day, and to finally be inside her wet, clasping warmth was just too much.
“Yay! We’ll move a few positions to next time. It’s not a problem. Hurry up, please, Eddie, I need it so bad!”
“Gnnnh! Twilight! CUMMING!”
“Gosh, yes! Eddie shoots his hot sperm inside me... check!”
Twilight loved eating my cum so much that creampieing her felt like a special anniversary treat for me, but I knew the real reason I was grunting and making stupid faces as I unloaded into tight nerd pussy: it was all for her. I was doing all this for the mare I loved.
“And finally, taking care of my heat... check!” Twilight passionately, repeatedly kissed me, her internal muscles massaging my softening cock as I slowly slipped out from inside my pony lover. “Ahh, that’s so much better, baby, thank you!”
I tenderly returned Twilight’s kisses, slipping my tongue past hers. “Oh, believe me, the pleasure was mine.”
“I’ve needed this since this morning, but...” Twilight bit her lip. “Mmm! My theory was correct! Waiting just made the relief of that sweet tension feel even better!”
I smiled down at Twilight, our sweaty bodies delightfully touching each other. “What’s next, baby?”
Twilight double checked her scroll. “Gosh, it looks like we’ve completed every item on our anniversary/heat checklist! Now we can have an early bedtime, with lots of free time for unscheduled snuggling!”
I crawled downwards on our bed, kissing down Twilight’s barrel to her sensitive teats. “Oh, we’re done with your checklist, but maybe I have a checklist, too. Did you ever think of that, Twilight?”
Tears came to Twilight’s eyes at this betrayal. “B-b-but I thought we shared a checklist!”
“I had to keep this one secret to surprise you.” I stood up and grabbed on to Twilight’s hoof. “Come, come outside with me.”
“Eddie, can I at least see the checklist first?” My marefriend protested as she followed me out of our bedroom. “W-what are we doing? Eddie, what if I mess it up?”
“I know you won’t, Twilight. Come with me.” I pulled Twilight out onto the balcony, spun her around as if we were dancing, and held her close. “Step one, take my princess out beneath the stars: check.”
Twilight smiled and kissed me, then put a hoof to her lips. “Oops! Was that on the checklist?”
“Yes, of course! Step one and a half: kiss my princess.”
“Check!” Twilight giggled.
I stooped to one knee and reached for the jewellery case I’d hidden on this balcony before our big anniversary date. “Step two, kneel down: check.”
“Eddie?! W-what are you doing?”
I opened the case to show a necklace made from multicoloured hard candies on a string. Bon Bon had given me a strange look when I’d explained why I wanted this, but it was all I could afford. I wasn’t the one who brought the money to this relationship, and I definitely wasn’t the one with the brains. Sometimes I couldn’t understand what Twilight saw in me at all. I guess love is unpredictable, and sometimes a guy just gets lucky.
I knew I’d remember the next moment for the rest of my life. I held up the jewellery case before my marefriend. “Step three: propose to the most wonderful mare in Equestria...”
“Buh—buh—buh...” Twilight stammered as I looked up hopefully. She was staring at me with a mixture of love, lust and horror.
“Twilight Sparkle, will you marry me?”
Twilight shook her mane as if casting off some dark dream or vision. “Check, check, check! Yes, Eddie, I’ll marry you! I’ve never been so happy! Oh! Oh, my! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh...”
“Sweetie, what’s wrong? You don’t sound happy.”
I saw the gears seemingly turn in Twilight’s head as she struggled to make up a cover story for something that was bothering her. “Oh! It’s just a... legal technicality.” Twilight gave a shrill, false whinnied laugh. “I-I’m not a princess by birth, so you can’t marry into a title.” My now fiancée sniffled and a few tears went down her cheek. “You won’t be a prince like my brother, just a royal consort. It’s one of those dumb archaic laws. I hope you’re not disappointed.”
I could tell Twilight was lying to me, as if trying to protect me from some dark secret. Couldn’t she understand that I didn’t want to be protected? I knew that a commoner in love with a princess must walk a difficult path. Twilight would always be called into battle against terrible forces of evil, and I wanted to support her and help her any way I could. Whatever this new problem was, we could face the future together as husband and wife, even if not as prince and princess.
I put the candy necklace around Twilight’s graceful neck and kissed her tenderly. “No, no, no, sweetheart,” I whispered. “You know I’m not interested in titles. To me you’re not even a princess or the Element of Magic, just an intelligent and lovely mare. If you were nothing but a small town librarian, I’d love you just the same.”
“Eddie, that’s so wonderful. That’s the life I wish I could have.” Twilight gnawed at her hoof. “T-take me to bed, Eddie, and make love to me again. Empty my mind of all these doubts and worries. Just for a moment, help me let go of everything else and be nothing other than a mare with her lover. I want only pleasure and happiness tonight.”
“Of course, Twilight. Pleasure and happiness for both of us.” I lifted my alicorn princess in my arms. She was larger than most ponies, but still smaller than I was. She squeaked and her clitoris winked out as she felt herself safe and supported by my arms.
“Such a bold little princess,” I whispered naughtily. I wet one finger with the juices and sperm that dripped from Twilight’s pussy, and stroked against the eager purple bulb as she panted desperately. “But one who will find her boldness rewarded tenfold...”
After our second round of lovemaking, we’d tried every position on Twilight’s checklist and she seemed satisfied at last. She lay next to me in bed, stroked her engagement necklace gently and looked at me slyly.
“You know, Eddie, when I stumbled upon you naked, your first day in Equestria, I thought: that huge dick looks like a really good way to take care of my heat without getting pregnant.” She grinned. “And I was right!”
I propped my head up on my elbow and did an exaggerated pout of sadness. “So I’m just a dildo to you?”
“Of course not! We ponies aren’t animals, we have needs beyond those of biology. A mare can fuck all day long, but it won’t cure her heat unless she’s with a partner who really, truly loves her.” Twilight’s magic reached down and squeezed my spent cock. “It’s just my good luck that the hung, handsome human I saw that day was destined to be my coltfriend... and soon, my husband.” She sighed romantically.
“You could have saved a lot of trouble and just cast a love spell on me,” I suggested with a smirk.
Twilight uttered an evil giggle. “How do you know I didn’t?” she teased.
“Good one, Twilight.” I snuggled into my marefriend’s chest fluff as she magically snuffed the candle and kissed me good night.
“Wait,” I startled myself out of my approaching slumber. “Did you cast a love spell on me?”
Twilight kissed my forehead. “Go to sleep, Eddie. You’ve got a big day tomorrow.”
Pinkie Pie chattered away excitedly as we climbed the stairs to her bedroom on the upper floor of Sugarcube Corner. “Do you know what today is, Eddie?” she squeaked. “It’s exactly one year since the neatest, most wonderful, super coolest coltfriend ever, moved to Equestria!” Pinkie leaned in close and whispered: “And he’s got a nice schlong, too! Yeah, today’s our schlongiversary!”
I smiled broadly at this heartfelt praise. I could never imagine a life without Pinkie. I hadn’t even glanced at another mare since meeting her a year ago. Nopony else could compare. I could spend all day exploring the wonders of my marefriend’s big, welcoming body. We made love three times a day like clockwork, and every payday Pinkie bought a potion from Zecora and dripped the drops down my throat, keeping my erection going as she rode me all night long, the rhythmic slapping of her ass on my pelvis keeping me awake in a realm of pleasure beyond delirium. In the past year we’d tried dozens of different kinks, but nothing compared to the thrill of unprotected breeding sex. After all, what baker doesn’t love creampies?
“Schlongiversary, huh?” I asked Pinkie, playing along. “Is that why you just served me a big stack of pancakes shaped like your plot?”
Pinkie looked back and playfully slapped me with a hoof. “You’ve got a dirty mind, Eddie! Those pancakes were heart shaped and you know it!”
“But your plot is heart shaped, too...” I protested.
“Can’t deny that!” Pinkie stopped with her hoof on the door to her bedroom. “I hope you’re ready, Eddie! Once you enter Pinkie’s private party sanctum, the biggest celebration of the year begins, and there’s no brakes on this fun train!”
“Is it a sexy party?” I asked hopefully as I reached the top of the stairs.
Pinkie giggled loudly and flung her bedroom door open, revealing her large, steel reinforced bed, covered with rose petals. “Any party’s sexy with you,” she confided, “but this one’s downright sinful! It’s a Schlongaversary Blow-My-Back-Out Blowout, with a very special guest star: your wiener! And cumming anywhere except my baby place is strictly forbidden!”
I leaned over the bed and picked up one of the rose petals. “Geeze, Pinkie, were you eating flowers in bed again?”
Pinkie tittered. “Guilty as charged! Mama Quartz says to make rose tea, but I couldn’t even wait to boil the water!”
“Huh? Rose tea?” I blushed as I remembered the embarrassed whispers of my stallion friends. “Isn’t that for...”
“That’s right! Pinkie’s in heat, and mum always told me roses would help!”
“Do they?”
“Not one bit!” Pinkie leaped onto the bed and flaunted her heart shaped plot and winking, gooey pussy at me. “It’s all up to you, Eddie! I need my one and only stallion to cool me down before I burn up like a crispy bisky!”
I gently squeezed Pinkie’s plush booty. “Ooh, what a yummy looking pancake,” I teased. “We wouldn’t want that to burn!”
Pinkie giggled and guffawed, rolling about on her bed. “You’re hilarious, Eddie!” she declared. “Ya got me there!” In a flash she whirled to face me and pressed her hooves into my cheeks while snarling at me. “But, seriously, take care of my heat right now before I go fucking insane. Got it?”
“Y-yeah, sure, Pinkie, just don’t bring out the ropes again...” I knelt and nuzzled around the warm, tender slit of the sweet, yet demanding mare I loved. Her slick juices swiftly coated my face, and I tasted the strong, spicy flavour of a body yearning to be bred.
“Aw, yeah, Eddie, get in there!” Pinkie waved a hoof behind her and laughed nervously. “Gosh, the smell must be so bad! Stinky Pinkie! I’m Stinky Pinkie! Hahahah!”
“It’s not so bad... I love eating you out...” I gently moved my tongue around Pinkie’s clit, tasting her special syrup, my cock throbbing in time to her winks as it longed to be buried in my marefriend’s tunnel of fun.
Pinkie squealed and wriggled, buffeting me with her ass cheeks as I tried to give her the pussy licking that always drove her wild... well, wilder. “Eddie, Eddie, stop the teasing, it’s gonna—”
A spray of thick, pungent fluid across my face announced Pinkie’s sudden maregasm. “AAAH!” she screamed. “A HUMAN IS MAKING ME CUM WITH JUST HIS TONGUE! NO STALLION WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, EVER AGAIN!”
That’s strangely specific, I thought. “How was that, Pinkie?” I gently stroked my marefriend’s thick, furry thighs to calm her down as her quivering and squirting came to a slow and quiet end. “Is your heat OK now?”
Pinkie giggled and rolled around on her bed, her slick vulva smearing marecum all over her filthy sheets. “Silly Eddie! Ya can’t take care of a mare’s heat just by making her cum her brains out like a bottle rocket! Didn’t you learn anything in sex ed?”
“They didn’t cover any of this in sex ed on Earth...”
“Aww, then let Professor Pinkie teach you!” She lay on her back and spread her sopping pussy lips for me. “See, you put Mr. Weenie right in here, and stir him around until he shoots the magic cream deep in the foal forge! Then Pinkie’s heat goes away for a whooole year, and she can finally think about something except jumping your dick!” Pinkie snorted and nudged me with a hoof. “Well, maybe — it’s a really great dick!”
“Oh, gosh, Pinkie, this is totally my fantasy!” I quickly shed my clothing, pulling down my underwear and letting my stiff erection bob free before Pinkie’s massive smile. “C-can we pretend that we really are making a foal together?”
“That’s the idea!” Pinkie lifted her hind legs to her chubby barrel. “Here, we’ll use your favourite position: the mating press!”
I eagerly stood at the foot of the bed, towering over the smaller earth pony. “Isn’t this your favourite position, too?”
“Sure is! Now fill me up and make me a mommy, Eddie!”
I bounced my dick off Pinkie’s huge clit a few times before slicking myself up with her juices and sliding in to the hilt, leaning forward for a kiss as I did. Pinkie’s warm insides swallowed me up without any difficulty. She had an earth pony’s astounding muscle control, but for as long as I’d known her she’d never been tight. For just a moment she felt too loose to be pleasurable... but then the milking began.
It started with a single pulse of pleasure, and then Pinkie’s walls constricted around the head of my shaft like the coils of a snake, guiding the head of my cum cannon into place for maximum potency. Gentle contractions rippled like kisses, teasing out squirts of pre and making sure my dick was pointed dead centre at its target: the entrance to my marefriend’s fertile womb.
I was trapped in a Pinkie Pie Pleasure Prison, and she wasn’t letting me go until her body was convinced that her would-be baby daddy didn’t have another drop to give. I was generously allowed to thrust my own hips, but I had a strenuous pace to keep up if I wanted Pinkie to keep smiling, and pulling out would have been a fatal mistake.
The stakes were high, but I’d fucked Pinkie so many times that I knew just what was best, for her pleasure and mine. I drove onto the chonky, ponky body beneath me, backing my thrusts with the full weight of my larger human form. Three times a day I smashed this horse pussy, and still it felt as sinful and exciting as the magical night one year ago when we’d given each other our inter-species virginities. “Oh, Pinkie, how are you so good?” I moaned.
“I guess it just ‘cums’ naturally! Get it, Eddie?”
“Yeah... I... get it... Pinkie...” I groaned on my out strokes.
“It’s a joke! Cause you’re making me cum again! OH MY GOSH, IT’S THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE! EVERYTHING ANYPONY ELSE EVER DID FOR ME WAS LIKE A TINY BIRTHDAY CANDLE COMPARED TO THIS!”
“Geeze, what is it with you today?” I muttered, as Pinkie’s slippery squirt sprayed out to soak my half shed clothes. “It’s like you want everypony to hear us.” But I couldn’t deny that Pinkie’s loud, effusive praise was stroking my ego... among other things.
I awkwardly reached back beneath my balls, into my marefriend’s deep ass crack and worked two fingers in and out her slippery butt hole as I fucked her cunny. “Ooh, naughty, but I love it!” Pinkie squealed. “Gimme the double stuff!”
Suddenly my will waivered as an unwelcome thought nagged at the back of my head. Pinkie looked up at me with a smile of encouragement. “Is something wrong, Eddie?” she squeaked. “Mr. Weenie got shy all of a sudden! Don’t be afraid to go real hard! My cervix can take it!”
Unwittingly I slowed my thrusts as I tried to explain. “It’s just that... when you were serving me breakfast downstairs, your ex was sitting at the next table over.”
“Oh, Cheese Sandwich?” Pinkie asked with fake innocence. “I didn’t notice!”
“I didn’t like the way he was looking at you.”
“Don’t be jealous, Eddie. I’m all yours right now, and Cheese knows it!” Pinkie booped my nose teasingly. “Wow, does he know it! Ooh, but if you want to try something new for our schlongiversary, how about a little cuckold play tonight? I bet I can convince Cheese to schtup me again, and we’ll let you have a front row seat!”
I gasped at Pinkie’s obscene suggestion. The thought of my beloved marefriend cheating on me with her ex made me feel pathetic and weak... but why was my cock throbbing inside her at the thought?
Pinkie squeezed her soft pussy flesh around my eager cock. “Ooh, somepony likes that idea! Don’t feel bad, Cheese had the same fetish! We used to have so much fun, with cages an’ cuffs an’ everything! Yeah, let’s try it tonight, whaddaya say?”
“OK, Pinkie,” I conceded reluctantly. “I-I trust you. You’ve shown me so many fun kinks. I’ll be your cuckold tonight, just for our schlongiversary.”
“Aww, you’re the best, cucky! You’re going to love this. Don’t worry, I’ll make Cheese wear a rubber. It’d be way too risky for him to fuck me raw right now, with my heat and everything. But...” mischief shone in Pinkie’s sparkling blue eyes. “He might order you to put it on him yourself...”
I panted for breath, my heart racing with unwanted arousal. “Pinkie, please,” I begged, “please don’t make me touch a stallion’s...”
“Weenie got harder!” Pinkie teased. “Weenie doesn’t lie! Fuck me, Eddie! Fill my oven with your batter! Show me why I dumped Cheese! Teach him how INADEQUATE he is compared to a BIG, STRONG HUMAN!”
My fear and jealousy and lust combined to make me thrust into Pinkie as hard as I could. I chafed my thighs against hers, pounding her fat pussy mercilessly, as if I could earn freedom from tonight’s humiliation by proving myself as a man. Pinkie cried out with her third noisy orgasm and I heard heavy breathing and grunting outside her bedroom. Was somepony listening at the door? I silently smiled. Mr. Cake, you old perv, I thought.
The thought of being watched through a keyhole as I made love to my beautiful marefriend brought my passion to its peak. I hilted myself into Pinkie’s pussy and pushed my fingers up her hungry butt as deep as I could. “Oh, Pinkie! I love you so much! I’m c-cumming!”
“I love you, too, Eddie! A zillion times more than I EVER loved Cheese!” I heard sad, low sobbing from the door as my mind became a bubbling fuzz and I jetted thick ropes deep inside the mare of my dreams.
Pinkie wrapped her hind legs around my back and wriggled herself up against my crotch, getting me as deep inside her as she could, as my spurts dwindled into nothing other than a sore, happy feeling. “Aww, yeah, get it all in! You’re outta here, ya lousy heat! See ya next year!” With a twist of her legs Pinkie suddenly flipped me over and climbed on top of me, her pillowy, doughy body spreading across my torso like a comforting blanket.
“You’re so wonderful, Eddie.” Pinkie seemed to lose herself deep into my eyes. “I just wish every day could be like this.”
With one finger I twirled a curl of my marefriend’s poofy mane. “But it can be, Pinkie,” I assured her. “It will be. I’ll love you and pleasure you every day of my life, forever and ever. That’s a Pinkie Promise.”
Pinkie smiled sadly. “Oh, Eddie...”
“Unnngh!” I slapped Applejack’s rock solid plot as I unloaded into her. The tip of her cervix milked my sensitive head, tugging out every last swimmer I had to offer. After a year of hard farm work, I’d learned that the Apple family didn’t waste anything — whether that meant an apple core, a scrap of wood, an inch of human cock or a drop of semen.
“Aw, fuck... aw, fuck, Eddie... Yer mare‘s cummin’ again just from feelin’ ya shoot inside ’er!”
“Good, yes, you deserve it, you deserve everything,” I babbled. As my mind slowly returned I gently stroked the back of my marefriend’s velvety ears, just the way she liked. “Oh, that was so awesome. Happy anniversary, baby.”
Applejack tugged herself off my cock and dropped onto her bed, her flanks glistening with sweat. “Yer a miracle, Eddie. I can already feel that heat coolin’ off.” She lifted her head to lick our mixed juices from my dick. “O’ course, an Apple never passes up seconds. If ya find yerself gettin’ hard again, AJ’s patented stallion squeezer will be winkin’ an’ ready.”
“It won’t be long,” I promised. “Not with a body like yours to look at.”
Applejack sighed and gave me a thin, unhappy smile. “Meantime, sit down, would ya? I got a confession ta make, an’ it ain’t gonna be easy for ya.”
I just smiled. My marefriend was honest to a fault. She was about to confess some naughty thought, like fantasizing about some pretty mare or muscular stallion who’d caught her eye. I’d forgive her with a kiss, and not long after that, we’d get caught up in the second round of our passionate lovemaking.
I obediently sat on the edge of Applejack’s unmade bed and motioned for her to continue. “Welp, here it is... ya know how most any mare my age has got a foal or two by now?”
“I really wish I could give that to you,” I told her. “You know that, right?” I gently stroked Applejack’s firm belly, where I still hoped our child would one day grow... somehow.
My marefriend snorted. "Be grateful ya can’t. Elements o’ Harmony can’t go poppin’ out foals willy-nilly. Gotta concentrate on protectin’ Equestria. Makin’ it a safe place fer everypony else’s foals ta grow up in.
“’Course, every year heat season rolls around, Elements o’ Harmony included, and ain‘t nothin’ gets rid o’ heat ’cept a big load o’ the good stuff, shot in just as deep as ya please, no protection, from a stallion who really, truly loves ya. Well, there’s the dilemma, ain’t it?”
“Yes, I see, but...”
“An’, well, yer kinda unique, Ed. Ya can take care o’ a mare’s heat without givin’ her no foal. All that‘s missin’ from the equation is the love.”
“W-what are you saying, AJ?”
“I‘m sayin’ Twilight came up with a scheme ta use a love spell on ya, an’ sorta share ya.”
“But I don’t want you to share me with Twilight! I love you!”
Applejack put a hoof on my knee. “Ed, I gotta level with ya. Ya took care o’ Twilight on Monday, and yesterday were Pinkie’s turn. I ain’t yer marefriend but one day a year. Today’s the day, so let’s make the most of it.”
I stared with an open mouth at my marefriend. “I-I... that’s not possible!” I stammered.
“Ya doubtin’ my word, Ed?”
“I’d never, but... we worked at the apple stand yesterday! I only saw Pinkie when she came to buy apples for the bakery!”
“That didn’t happen — at least, not to yew. Twilight does somethin’ to yer memories when yer asleep.”
“This doesn’t make any sense! Maybe I could do a threeway with Rainbow Dash, but... Twilight and Pinkie? You know I’m only into fit girls, like you!”
“Ya weren’t body shamin’ Pinkie yesterday,” Applejack told me sternly. “The whole town heard you two. An’ when good ol’ Cheese Sandwich joined in an’ ‘cucked’ ya... whoo-wee! Don’t worry, you’ll get yer chance with Rainbow Dash on Saturday. She’s gotta go last, on account o’ bruisin’ yer pelvis every time.”
I put my head in my hands feeling utterly betrayed. “This morning, when we baled hay and fixed the fence together? Was that real?”
Applejack punched me playfully. “Sure as heck was, Ed. That’s what we Apples call foreplay — kind o’ an appetizer fore the main dish. I get ta watch yer muscles flex, an’ get some chores done at the same time. Mmm, really gets the ol’ cider press goin’...”
“But why, AJ? Even if this is true, why did you tell me? I was so happy five minutes ago, and now... why?”
“Cause I‘m fuckin’ honest, Ed. Twilight don’t want me to say nothin’, but what am I s’posed ta do, lie to mah lover? I told ya all bout this last year, and I’ll tell ya next year, too.”
“This doesn’t make sense!” I declared. “You say this is all because of a spell, but I’ve loved you since the day I came to Equestria! I can feel it, deep down in my heart! You’re the only mare for me!”
Applejack lay her muzzle on my shoulder. “I love ya too, Ed, just not quite the same way. This is just bout mah favourite day o’ the year: the day I get mah human friend ta scratch mah deepest itch. Yer a mare’s dream, big guy. Yer hung, ya go hard, an’ yer lil’ troublemakers bounce right offah mah eggs.”
“No... please... let this be a nightmare...”
“Hey, now.” Applejack gently embraced my sobbing body. “It’s tough for everypony. Ya think I don’t want foals? Heck, I want a dozen just to start with, but the time ain’t right. We all make sacrifices for Equestria, an’, well, this is yers.”
“Please, Applejack...”
My temporary marefriend gently nipped my neck. “Not too bad, if ya look at it the right way. Makin’ love ta the most desirable gals in Ponyville? Satisfyin’ a different mare every day, an’ every one o’ us just yer type?” Applejack snorted. “Yeah, you wouldn’t have a sad moment in yer life if I didn’t have ta be so doggone honest every year.”
I freed myself from Applejack’s hug and stood up from her bed, gulping for air like a dying fish. Suddenly everything about our relationship seemed abhorrent and false. “This is wrong!” I protested. “I’m going to go over and tell Twilight to cancel the spell, right now!”
“I’d keep away from Twilight ’til the week’s over, Ed. Ya kinda proposed ta her on Monday—”
“I did WHAT?”
“—an’ it just reminded her o’ what she can’t have. Eeyup, bein’ an Element bearer’s a lonely life.”
“It’s her own fault! She set this up! She did this to me, and she has to stop it!” I reached for the doorknob but Applejack galloped in front of me and blocked the way from her bedroom.
“If ya really want ta go out this door, I’ll step aside, but I‘m askin’ ya ta stay. I don’t go too much fer stallions, but yer a swell bed-buddy, an’ that’s the truth. If ya really love me, don’t give up the one day a year we can be together.”
That face, that voice, those pleading eyes! I had to surrender. What I felt was real, and knowing that my feelings came from fake memories didn’t change anything. I loved Applejack, truly and deeply. I’d do anything to spend just one more hour with her.
I helplessly sat back down on the bed and put my head in my hands. “When do I... when does it change?”
“I got ya til ya fall asleep. Now that the deed’s done, we can do it any which way ya want. Heck, why don’t ya take the dirt road this time?”
I gasped. Applejack’s firm, round ass had been the star of my fantasies for as long as I could remember. Even with the horrible revelation hanging over my head, what right thinking guy could resist such an offer? In the privacy of her bedroom, Applejack knew should could get as freaky as she liked. After all, I wouldn’t remember any of this.
My dick started to harden again, as Applejack licked her lips and flaunted her butt at me. “Mmm, that’s right,” she teased, “I know all bout them magazines ya like, ‘Cutie Mark Closeups’ an’ whatnot. I know I ain’t no glamorous cover girl, but...”
“I’d rather have your perfect plot than Princess Celestia’s,” I pledged.
Applejack raised an eyebrow. “Well now, there’s an idea. Maybe she could teach me a thing or two. Last year you an’ me couldn’t even fit the tip in, but I been practicin’, with a plug I got just fer you.”
“Can I?” I spread my marefriend’s rock solid cheeks with my thumbs and admired her thick, puckered apple cider donut.
Applejack nodded vigorously. “Don’t be shy, she‘s waitin’ for ya. Got real excited an’ twitchy when she realized she’d see ya today.”
I kissed Applejack passionately on the butt hole and felt her flesh pulse against my lips. I lashed my tongue against the coveted pucker, tasting her clean and wholesome sweetness mixed with the salt of her sweat. After spending a minute or so in heavenly rimming, Applejack grunted and thrust her butt into my face. She wanted more, and so did I.
I covered a finger with our favourite Zap Apple-flavoured lube and ran around the rim of her anus before digging deeper. Applejack gasped excitedly. “Mmm-hmm, that feels fuckin’ great, Ed. Fingers... what a concept.”
Before long I was working lube up Applejack’s ass with two fingers, her pussy was drooling all over the bed and her moans had deepened in pitch, becoming almost a breathy growling. “Are you ready?” I asked, half fearing she’d cum just like this and need nothing more from me.
Applejack winked her butt at me, her clit throbbing in time. “How’s she look, Ed?”
“She’s beautiful... I want to make love to her, so badly...”
Applejack smiled at my helpless devotion to the nastiest part of her perfect body. “Then hop on yer pony, pardner, an’ give this cowgirl a good ride.”
Her pouty ponut kissed my cock and gently widened as I pressed the head past her sphincter. Applejack smacked her lips as she was slowly filled with human meat. “Mmm, yeah, this is real nice. I think I want this all the year round... too bad mah regular lover ain’t exactly known for goin’ slow.”
Even as I gently rolled my hips I couldn’t take my eyes off the sight of my cock disappearing up the earth pony’s tight bum, bit by bit, until I was halfway inside. “Oh, Applejack, Applejack, you’re so damn ti—”
“Whoa nelly!” The sturdy earth pony suddenly held up a hoof. “Don’t go no further, Ed!”
“S-should I take it out?”
“Now, I didn’t say that.” Applejack swallowed and caught her breath. “Whoo! Ya got me packed tight like two bushels o’ apples in one saddlebag. Take it nice an’ slow, don’t go no deeper than ya are right now, an’ we’ll make this a night ta remember.”
I gently slid my cock out from Applejack’s insides and pressed forward again, in and out, stroking her sensitive dock with my thumbs, making sure never to push beyond the ring of lube that shone on my cock from that first insertion. I wanted to be just as gentle as I’d been on that wonderful night when Applejack had trusted me with her virginity...
But that hadn’t happened! Somepony else had been Applejack’s first time, and somepony else took this glorious mare to bed every other night. I was only a temporary replacement. I was valued on only one day a year, and only then for my impotent sperm.
Applejack whimpered and moaned, full of pleasure and unaware of the shame wracking my mind. “Aww, this feelin’, this needin’... almost like I got a second heat up mah butt, and yer here ta take care o’ that one, too. Eeyup, Twilight’s real smart, makin’ ya the official stud o’ the Elements o’ Harmony.”
She meant what she said as words of praise, but I couldn’t help but feel them as stinging mockery. I knew now that when I fell asleep, my memories would be erased and I’d be cast as the perfect partner for another one of the Elements. Yet that sadness was buried in my mind under a generous buffet of pleasures, pleasures that thousands of stallions dreamed of but only I was allowed to enjoy. If only I could remember any of this... if only I might wake up one more time in Applejack’s strong, yet tender hooves...
“Applejack, I’m gonna cum!”
“Sooner the better, Ed, dunno know how much more I can take — aw, there it is!” I gasped and gripped Applejack’s large rump, forcing myself not to thrust forward with all my might as I baptized my lover’s guts with my second load of the day.
“Fuck, you’re squeezing! And I thought your pussy was tight!”
“Oh gosh, Ed, that feels weird — can’t say I don’t like it, though!” Applejack bucked her hips back and took me inside her as far as she dared. “Gimme that human cream right up in mah dirty place, ya gosh darn plot-lovin’ perv!”
My dick slowly shrivelled and Applejack grunted as I finally slipped out of her anus with a dribble of sperm. I collapsed onto Applejack’s mattress, squishes and moans filling my ears as she rubbed herself, seeking to complete her anally inspired arousal. Suddenly I felt very tired. Going two rounds with the toughest of all Equestrian mares was more than any male could take.
“Ahh, so big in mah plot... I’m gonna feel this tomorrow... uuugh!” Applejack groaned as she climaxed under her hoof, snuggling back against me as her tight, tense breathing calmed. “Aww, Ed... aww, Ed...”
“Was it good?”
“Hoo boy, that was some down home butt fun, I tell ya. I’ll keep practicin’, so as we got somethin’ ta look forward to next year. I wanna feel them big human balls slap mah winker when ya get it all in.”
With a seemingly leaden hand I moved my marefriend’s mane out of the way and kissed her neck. “Applejack?” I whispered, my post nut clarity giving way to an irresistible urge to close my eyes.
“Yeah, Ed?”
“D-don’t let me fall asleep. Don’t let today end. I can’t lose you!”
“None o’ that.” Applejack turned her head and nuzzled my cheek tenderly. “You an’ Fluttershy will have a great time tomorrow.”
“I’m afraid,” I admitted.
“Nothin’ ta be afraid of, sugarcube. I didn’t lie to ya bout today an’ I won’t lie bout tomorrow. Why, I reckon tomorrow night you’ll be callin’ yerself the luckiest feller in Equestria.”
My sobbing began again. “I’m really going to miss you.”
“I’ll still be here. Same ol’ honest, reliable Applejack. Now put yer head on mah wither an’ take deep breaths. I’ll hold ya til ya fall asleep.”
“I love you, Applejack,” I murmured as sleep rushed in. For one final time I felt the comforting touch of my marefriend’s strong, protective hoof.
“I know, Ed. Won’t be your lover tomorrow, but ain’t never gonna stop bein’ yer friend. Friends are forever...”
I woke up holding a framed photograph to my chest, and I smiled with impossible joy as I saw the date circled with a heart on my calendar. It was my first anniversary with Fluttershy, the sweetest, most wonderful mare in Equestria. A year of complete bliss — it had flown by so quickly, but left so many wonderful memories.
The only cloudy days were when Fluttershy needed to leave Ponyville and join with her friends to save Equestria from evil. On those days I stayed at Fluttershy’s cottage and watched after her animals. Angel Bunny and I would pace back and forth for hours, worrying about Fluttershy, but the beautiful pegasus always came back safe and sound with a terrifying tale, a carrot for Angel and a chaste kiss for her very special somepony.
Sure, I wanted Fluttershy. Every stallion in town wanted her, and so did half of the mares. Her sweet voice filled my mind every night as I frantically stroked my cock, picturing the softness of her wings, the gentleness of her mouth, her perky teats and the tightness and warmth of the treasure I knew she hid beneath her tail. But I would never pressure or push her into sex. Beautiful, heroic Fluttershy was an old fashioned mare, and she deserved a coltfriend who honoured her and respected her choices. I’d have the rest of my life to make love to her... if I could ever get up the nerve to propose.
As I dressed up for our big day, I heard a knock at the front door. I opened it and saw the tempting sight of Fluttershy, wearing a light sundress that highlighted her beautiful cyan eyes and her mouthwatering flank. She carried a picnic basket in her mouth which she set gently on my doorstep. “Good morning, Eddie,” she chirped sweetly.
“Fluttershy, you’ve never been so beautiful.” I presented my marefriend with a fresh bouquet. “Happy anniversary, darling.”
Fluttershy eagerly nibbled on the flowers and smiled as I tossed the stems away. “Oh, thank you, Eddie, you look very handsome yourself. I thought we might go on a picnic and enjoy each others’ company, just the two of us. I know a spot near the forest that’s very quiet and secluded. And, um, once we get there, there’s something very special I’d like to do with you.”
My heart skipped a beat and I stammered. “Fluttershy, we don’t have to... I mean, I’d love to, if it’s what I think it is, but you know it’s all right if you still want to wait. Even if that means waiting until we’re...”
My voice halted. As much as I longed to, how could I bring up marriage to a mare who had fainted the first time I kissed her? At the same time, how could I deny my shy lover when she was finally ready to take the step I’d dreamed since my very first day in Equestria? I pushed down all the contradictions in my mind and just smiled at my special somepony. “A picnic sounds great, Fluttershy.”
“Yay,” my beautiful mare squeaked in the smallest, cutest voice. I picked her up in my arms and kissed her while gently tickling her tummy. “I’m the luckiest guy in Equestria,” I told her.
“Oh, and I’m about to be the luckiest mare.” Fluttershy’s wings were folded primly against my arms, but I felt desire struggle to stiffen then. She whispered in my ear. “I know I said I wanted to wait, but I just can’t anymore. My heat’s started. It’s simply unbearable, and why should I wait, now that you’re mine? I-I bet you can smell it, can’t you?”
“You smell extra wonderful today.” But I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d smelled this scent before...
“It’s the scent of my need, Eddie. I need you today, and once just won’t be enough. Um, if that’s all right with you, of course.”
“There’s no way I’d rather spend today than with you, sweetheart,” I said. I cuddled my marefriend in one arm and picked up her picnic basket with the other.
“You’re so strong,” Fluttershy murmured. “But I know you’ll be gentle with me, won’t you?”
“I’ll be whatever you want me to be,” I promised her.
I let the door close behind me and carried my marefriend to the forest, to begin the next stage of our relationship. Today was going to be a beautiful day... a day I’d remember forever.
THE END
