Starlight’s Dimensional Drama: A World Tour To Remember

by Starlight Fan

Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan Part 2

Previous Chapter

"Welcome to Total. Drama. Action! Where there will be crazy action and kooky filming. And somber eating." Chris announced.

Confessional: Owen

"Very nice food I like it." Owen said with his voice sounding clearly different.

Confessional Ends

"Hey there oh so cute monster." Izzy said with her voice dubbed.

"Total Drama Action. Coming soon with barrels and apples of fun." Chris said.


Starlight raised her eyebrow along with the rest of the contestants until finally one of them commented.

“Um… what?” Noah asked in shock.

“That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. Total Drama is huge here!” Chris said happily.

“Okay… but that was in English.” Courtney reminded the host, “So why are they dubbing our voices?”

“Turns out the locals just don’t like the sounds of y’all. Sorry.” Chris apologized insincerely.

“No, you’re not.” Courtney glared at him.

“True.” Chris shrugged before announcing, “I hope you paid attention because the next challenge is to write, direct, and produce your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge. Of celebration fund."

"You said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm." Chef said angrily.

"Oops. I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane storage area. Since Team Chris won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first." Chris instructed.

"All right." Tyler cheered before giving Starlight’s hoof a fist bump which she gladly returned.

"With Team Victory choosing second and Team Amazon stuck with... whatever dreads are left." Chris finished his explanation causing the Amazons to look disappointed. Starlight kinda pitied them to be honest.


After a while, Starlight and the rest of her team were looking through the boxes before Alejandro spoke up and took out a monster costume and some tiny building structures.

“Hmmm, I’m sensing a Tiny Tokyo and a giant radioactive monster.” Alejandro smirked which delighted Izzy.

“Oh yeah! Big O can be the monster! C’mon Big O! Please!” Izzy huddled up to Owen who purred affectionately at his girlfriend causing Starlight to cringe a bit. Did they have to do this in public?

“Al, you’re a genius.” Owen smiled optimistically.

“Super Japanese idea, Al.” Tyler complimented.

“Yeah. I can work the camera. I do have a bit of levitation magic left in me.” Starlight suggested happily.

“Noah, what say you?” Alejandro asked the know it all.

“Meh, I guess.” Noah shrugged before Alejandro put an army hat on him.

The rest of Team Chris began leaving to work on the commercial but Alejandro and Starlight stayed behind once they saw Team Victory walk over.

“Good luck guys.” Starlight said happily.

“Thanks Starlight, although I don’t really need the luck.” Harold smirked gratefully and egotistically.

“Of course you don’t. You have excellent leadership skills and vision. Your team is lucky to have you.” Alejandro smirked back.

“I know right. They are.” Harold said happily which caused Alejandro’s smirk to widen while Starlight rolled her eyes playfully before they both headed to walk towards their teammates.

“I gotta say, it was nice of you to encourage Harold like that, Alejandro.” Starlight smiled at the Spaniard.

“Thank you, Starlight. This may be a game for a million dollars but I do wish his team the best after all.” Alejandro said happily.

“Hey guys, we kinda need to get this commercial going. Save the chit chat for later.” Noah said somewhat sternly as he helped Tyler set up the Tiny Tokyo.

“Fair enough. We should get to work.” Starlight smiled back at Noah before she and Alejandro began heading to the rest of the team to help building the set.


After a bit of acting and camera work, Starlight had finally finished with the commercial they planned to show Chris and Chef, all that was left to do was edit it.

“So this is what you ended up getting?” Alejandro asked the unicorn curiously who nodded.

“Yup. It looks pretty good… though could you edit it for me… I don’t know how to edit a camera in this type of world and-“ Starlight began smiling nervously before Alejandro interrupted.

“Say no more. I’ll take care of it.” Alejandro said happily before heading off with the camera.

“You don’t know how to work that camera either, eh?” A familiar accented voice spoke up which had Starlight turn around to see it was Ezekiel.

“Oh hey Zeke. What’s going on?” Starlight asked happily.

“Just letting you know to enjoy second place and all since my team is totally about to win with our commercial.” Ezekiel smirked confidently.

“Second place… why not third place?” Starlight smiled back, deciding to play along with the homeschooler’s antics.

“Well your team seems much more fun to be around than the Amazons…” Ezekiel explained happily before giving Starlight an awkward look, “and also because I saw Courtney, Gwen, and Heather storm off earlier.”

“Oh wow, I guess we know which team is losing this challenge.” Starlight chuckled good-naturedly.

“Yep. They totally don’t have good team chemistry.” Ezekiel nodded before saying, “Also… I kinda wanted to thank you for helping me back on day one. Looking back, I might have been kinda annoying to everyone.”

“Aw, no problem Ezekiel. I just felt you needed the help is all. Don’t worry, it’s fine.” Starlight smiled in appreciation before Chris’ voice was heard in the loudspeakers.

“Everyone edit your commercials and then it’s Total Drama Yum Yum Happy… uh, whatever. We’re watching them in five minutes.”

“Guess we better join our teams then.” Starlight said happily causing her and Ezekiel to wave at each other before joining their respective teams.


Back at first class, Starlight sat with her team as Chris began gesturing the screen nearby, “Alright. Now that you’re done filming, it’s time to see if your art paid off. Chef?”

Chef grumbled something under his breath before playing something on the screen.

“First up, Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot with Monster Rampage.” Chris said happily.

Team Chris Commercial:

The commercial began with Owen in his monster costume growling and destroying the Tiny Tokyo.

“Roar, monster noises!” Owen growled angrily.

"Oh no the giant out of shape monster." Alejandro cried out with incredibly bad acting.

"We must run." Tyler replied with equally horrible acting.

"Think of the children." Noah held his head, once again doing poorly to pretend he was actually afraid.

”He’s so hot!” Izzy cried out happily causing the other three to give her weirded out looks.

Owen growls, causing Alejandro to take out the candy fishtails "Wait we shall stop him this way."

Alejandro then uses a slingshot launching the candy fish tail in Owen's mouth.

"Oh delicious." Owen said happily.

"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails better than no yo, Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time tastes so good wash your face." Alejandro, Tyler, Noah, and Izzy sang.

Commercial Ends

“Next up Team Victory with a Samurai’s Lament.” Chris said happily.

Team Victory’s Commercial:

Harold was riding on a horse in the middle of a rainy field and the rest of Team Victory were waiting for him.

"Oh great Samurai." Lindsay said.

"Please do you have food?" Leshawna begged.

”Psst, DJ. Your line.” Bridgette whispered to DJ who was staring off into space before grunting and crying out, “The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!”

After that, Harold flopped onto the ground on his back as a beach ball bounced forward before Harold’s sword popped it.

"Duty honor, Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails, wat them fast, time is fleeting, gosh." Harold sang.

Commercial Ends

After that commercial ends, everyone except Harold looks at the screen with wide eyes and confused looks.

“Uh…” Starlight turned to Noah and Tyler who just shrugged in confusion.

"Maybe your Pad Thai idea wasn't so bad after all." Leshawna admitted to Lindsay.

"See I told you." Lindsay scoffed.

"It was art! A metaphor! A commentary on the Earth's sorrow and it's crying out for mo-" Harold began before Chris interrupted him with a hand over Harold’s mouth.

"Next up the Amazons.” Chris smiled ecstatically and Heather, Gwen, and Courtney all looked nervous.

“Ugh. This is humiliating.” Gwen groaned.

“What do we tell him?” Heather whispered nervously.

“Chris, as the leader of Team Amazon, it falls to me to tell you our team didn’t-“ Courtney began before Cody interrupted with a smile.

“Come up with a title for our awesome commercial.” Cody said happily.

“We have a commercial?” Gwen asked in shock.

“Let’s just call it… Huh?” Cody smiled nervously.

Team Amazon’s Commercial:

The commercial was showing four hockey masks spinning before they turn into doughnuts, and then explode..

"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails." Sierra sang as fireworks shot out and masks were spinning.

"Eat them now."

"Eat them then."

"Eat them anytime."

"Just eat them yeeeeeeeeeeeah." Sierra finished singing.

"You eat it." Cody closed off.

Commercial Ends

“Okaaaaaaaay.” Chris said awkwardly as everyone else looked at the screen shellshocked, “Chef? Your thoughts?”

“Chris, I think I gotta go with Team Amazon!” Chef said happily causing Team Amazon to cheer, “I don’t know, I just love exploding doughnuts.”

As the Amazons began celebrating, Starlight and Noah shared a nervous glance at each other, wondering if their team lost.

“Congratulations Team Amazon, but Chef I gotta know, who bit the biggest?” Chris smirked.

“Those guys! Team Victory with that sad donkey thing. You lose, you’re sending someone home tonight.” Chef pointed towards the losing team angrily.

Starlight sighed in relief as she heard that. That meant she wasn’t in danger of elimination, thank goodness.


Starlight, Alejandro, Noah, Owen, Izzy, and Tyler all sat in loser class with curious expressions on their faces. Someone from Team Victory would not be rejoining them on the flight today as one of them would be eliminated very soon.

“So who do you guys think is going home today?” Owen asked curiously.

“I think it’s DJ or Harold to be honest. Both of them did awful today.” Noah admitted bluntly.

“Maybe Ezekiel will leave to keep the tradition of being the first boot alive.” Izzy said happily.

“But Zeke has no reason to be eliminated, he didn’t do anything wrong… that we know of.” Tyler raised an eyebrow in curiosity.

“Friends, I’m sure we’re all curious on who’s leaving but we shouldn’t debate for too long.” Alejandro told the group.

“Alejandro’s right. Last thing we need is them overhearing us say any bad things about them once they come back.” Starlight nodded, agreeing with the Spaniard.

As soon as the talk ended, Team Victory had finally came back from the elimination ceremony. Starlight analyzed each member to see who was still in the game and from what she saw: Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Ezekiel, and DJ were still in.

Which meant Harold was out.

Honestly, Starlight wasn’t sure how to feel about Harold’s elimination. He was definitely nice but he could also be annoying as well, but she was sure that this departure probably weighed on Leshawna as seen from the downtrodden look on her face.

“Oh… Leshawna, I’m so sorry that…” Starlight said, fully sympathetic to her situation.

“It’s alright girl. It was bound to happen eventually. I just can’t believe it happened so soon.” Leshawna sighed solemnly.

“I’m just happy I survived the first elimination. The Zeke is kicking it into high gear.” Ezekiel said excitedly which earned him glares from his teammates.

“Right… not the best time… sorry.” Ezekiel chuckled nervously.

“Leshawna, I am sure Harold’s elimination was quite unfortunate for you, but if you ever need to talk, I’m here for you.” Alejandro spoke up sympathetically.

“Thanks Alejandro.” Leshawna smiled gratefully which made Alejandro smile back.

Only Noah saw his smile twitch into a smirk.


Author's Note

So yeah, if I don’t typically cover crucial events that happened in the canon episode, expect that they happened exactly the same as canon, such as Harold quitting due to Alejandro’s treachery. I really like Harold and he’s one of my favorites but in the end, I didn’t know how he could tie into Starlight’s story.