Since time immemorial, the Princes of Equestria have been ranked according to their “natural endowments.” For years, Blueblood has topped this rigid hierarchy of stallionhood, giving the shaft to the lesser royals who groan beneath him.

But a new Prince is about to marry into the royal family — a cocky commoner destined to upset the pecking order with some truly stiff competition. When Prince Blueblood tries to pull rank on Shining Armour, he’ll soon wish he’d picked on somepony his own size...

A shamelessly silly M/M anthro clopfic featuring size comparisons, brat taming, food play, spanking, butt stuff, light cumflation, bisexual references, and the fulfillment of an unexpected royal destiny.

Featured on December 6, 2023! Thanks for reading my trashy smut!