The adventures of anonymous

I don’t know how it happened all i know, is i do not remember who I am. The only thing I can come up with to call myself anonymous or anon I’ll figure out a name eventually. But that’s not important. What’s important is the fact that I seemingly died and now i find myself sitting in a field on the outskirts of a town, you know all too well. I am in the world of my little pony, and the town I am looking at is indeed, Ponyville.

I get up and dust myself off looking around and everything looks exactly like how I remember from the show from the grass to the sky to the mountains to even the clouds moved by Pegasi. Yep 100% I am here in a cartoon world.

How on earth am I ever going to get home? I’ll figure it out eventually as well. With no other option, i decide to take a stroll towards the town. Upon entering all the ponies stare at me as though i am some sort of Eldredge Monster coming out of the Everfree forest. Which, to be perfectly honest, i could be to them I am some hairless, bipedal creature, known as a human. All the ponies immediately scatter and go into their houses and shut the blinds. Now standing in an empty town I walk over to the center and sit down.

“ OK what the heck I just got here and all you ponies think I’m some sort of monster how am I even supposed to talk to any of you?…. Great now I’m talking to myself. Fabulous.” I say, throwing my hands in the air and leaning back against the park bench. Suddenly I hear a young voice, which I am almost 100% sure I know I look to my left define scooter Applebloom scootaloo and sweetie Belle looking at me.

“ I’m sorry what did you say?” I ask, looking at the three Cutie Mark Crusaders.

“I said what are you?” Applebloom said. The other Crusaders shake their head in agreement.

“Oh well I’m what’s called a human I’m pretty sure I came from another dimension and I don’t know how to get home, so I’m kind of stuck and none of you ponies. Want to speak to me…uh well except for you three I guess hehe.” I say, looking up at the sky and leaning back against the bench.

“ so you aren’t a threat??” Scootaloo says looking at me with a serious face. I simply shake my head no.

“Don’t worry little pony I am no threat I’m just lost.” I say as I look down at my feet and sigh. Out of nowhere, Sweetie Belle, yells out loudly, startling startling me.

“EVRYPONY HES SAFE COME ON OUT!!!!!” I simply look at Sweetie Belle, like she grew an extra head.

“what was that for you trying to give me a heart attack or something kid?” I say clutching my chest. She looks at me and lashes slightly.

“Oops sorry Mr….” I shake my head. These three are exactly the way they seem in the show. As I sit there, all the ponies seem to come out of their houses, seemingly at ease, knowing I am not a threat anymore. I look over just in time to see none, other than twilight sparkle herself, walk up to me.

“ excuse me sorry for the poor hospitality. We get a lot of danger here in this town so it pays off to you know be cautious” I need my head to her.

“ don’t worry about it I understand what’s your name by the way?” I ask, knowing it would be weird if I knew her name it immediately even though I do.

“Oh sorry where are my manners? My name is Twilight Sparkle nice to meet you .. um…” she’s jesters towards me too, which I immediately freak out in my head, knowing I don’t remember my name or who I am or anything about my life the only thing I know is where I come from and that this all is a cartoon world, called my little pony of which I used to watch a lot.

“I ..I’m anonymous… you can call me Anon I guess” she seems to take that well and nods her head. She then proceeds to sit down on the bench next to me.

“ so Anon what are you exactly? Sorry if that’s rude it’s just I’ve never seen a creature like you before.” She says, looking at me curiously, with those bright purple eyes of hers.

“ well, I am what you call a human I come from a planet known as earth I have no idea how I got here just that I’m here and I might be stuck here…” I say, fumbling with my fingers.

“ oh my goodness that’s terrible I’m so sorry if you came from another world then I think it’s safe to say you don’t know how anything works here?” to that I simply nod yes.

“ OK in that case you will need a place to stay, so why don’t you stay at my place I’m Ponyville’s librarian while you’re staying with me I can help you learn how things work here” she says, getting up off the bench and I follow suit.

“ actually miss twilight, that would be great lead the way” I say, as she starts walking and I follow. Me being me I can’t help but let my eyes wonder. They definitely look exactly like the ponies from the cartoon except they’re more realistic as in from what I can see they have parts that they definitely didn’t in the cartoon show she looks soft and fluffy.

It didn’t take long to reach the library in massive tree converted into a library. Once we enter she shows me to a spare bedroom where I can stay to. My luck in the bed is pretty big, which accommodates my height.

Speaking of height, I should probably mention I’m about average 5 feet and standing the average pony in this world, comes up to about my chin, they would be the same height as me if they stood on their hind legs. I have enough with that. I simply sit down at the table where the little dragon spike takes notice of me.

“Hi I’m spike any case you didn’t realize I am a baby dragon” he says proudly.

“ hello spike I’m anonymous but you can call me Anon” he nodded his head and then he proceeds to take a bite of a crystal while reading a comic book. Twilight to put a plate of salad in front of me.

“ sorry if it’s not to your liking the only thing I know how to make properly without you know burning things spike usually cooks” I look at the salad which seems to be pretty well made.

“ Oh, it’s no problem. I actually like salad. This is awesome you make a really good salad miss twilight” she looks at me with an annoyed look, dropping her ears and giving me a huff

“ OK if we’re gonna be living together, we got a put some ground rules no more of this miss business. Just call me Twilight or Twi oh, my friends call me that OK Anon?” I simply not my head yes .

“absolutely sorry twilight I just wanted to make a good impression” I say, smiling at her. All and all I think my first day in Equestria it’s went pretty well.