Chapters Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
It was a lovely day at Canterlot High. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and the wind was breezing through the sky. Inside of the school we see many students who were going on with their daily classes while others were hanging out in the hallways. We cut to one classroom that no one wanted to be in. That was Flintheart’s class. He is so stubborn that he makes anyone bored and frustrated out of their skulls. And a girl named Rainbow Dash was not a lucky girl.
“Now class. You all did well on your quizzes. And since summer is coming I’m sure you’re all aware that tomorrow we will have a test on everything we learned this year.” Flintheart said as the class groaned.
“So be sure to be prepared for tomorrow.” Flintheart said as the bell rang. “Class dismissed.”
Everyone walked out of the room and Rainbow was mad at everything she heard. She didn’t want to take the test when summer is around the corner. Her friends the Rainbooms came and confronted her.
“Hey Rainbow. You feeling okay?” Twilight said.
“No I’m not okay! That idiot Flintheart said that I had to take a final tomorrow! I know it’s history and I don’t want to take that crap!!” Rainbow said.
The girls understand why she was upset but they needed her to calm down.
“Rainbow. We understand that you’re frustrated. But you need to calm down and just do it tomorrow. Then you don’t need to worry about it anymore.” Sunset said.
“Well I wish I didn’t have to take the shitty test in the first place!!” Rainbow said.
“Rainbow! Watch your language!!” Rarity said.
“Sorry. I’m just so angry at Flintheart that I want to punch him in the face!! Look I’m gonna get some air.” Rainbow said leaving the others.
“Poor Rainbow. Is there anything we can do to help her?” Fluttershy said.
“We can throw a party!!” Pinkie said.
“Not today Pinkie. Maybe she’ll feel better tomorrow. Let’s give her some space.” Twilight said.
Outside the school we see Rainbow sitting on a bench. She was still frustrated and angry with Flintheart. Then an 17 year old boy with dark hair wearing a white shirt, black jacket and blue pants came to her.
“Hey. Mind if I sit with you?” The boy said.
“No I don’t. Go ahead.” Rainbow said as the boy sat next to her.
“Who are you?” Rainbow said.
“The name’s Ferris Bueller. Nice to meet you. And you are?” He said.
“I’m Rainbow Dash. The best athlete in school.” She said.
“Cool name. I heard that you were frustrated. What seems to be the problem?” Ferris said.
“Well my asshole teacher Flintheart is making us take a final exam on history tomorrow when summer is around the corner. And I wish that I could skip that and relax. I really need a break.” Rainbow said.
“Well you’re in luck Rainbow cause I can certainly help you.” Ferris said.
“You can? How?” Rainbow said.
“Well I know plenty of tricks that will be useful for you that will get you out of the test. And if you like I can offer you the best opportunity to relax with me and my friends.” Ferris said.
Rainbow didn’t know Ferris well. But if she thinks he can get Rainbow out of the test then she is willing to give him a chance.
“Well Ferris. If you can help me then I’m willing to trust you.” Rainbow said.
“Great! You just leave everything to me and I’ll make sure you get the day off. Come with me to my house and tomorrow you will have the time of your life.” Ferris said.
“Ok Ferris. But what will spending the night at your house be useful for helping me?” Rainbow said.
“Trust me. I have a plan. You’ll know tomorrow morning.” Ferris said.
“Ok then?” Rainbow said confused as she followed Ferris.
She didn’t know what he had planned for tomorrow but he was just scheming away for a way to get Rainbow the day off.
Author's Note
Ferris is with Rainbow! What will he be planning?
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
It was a sunny day at the Bueller's house. Since Rainbow spent the night with him she was still wondering how he's going to get her the day off. So he told Rainbow to hide behind his bed and he pretended to be sick. And sure enough his parents came in.
"Ferris? Ferris? Tom!" Mrs. Bueller said.
"What's the matter?" Mr. Bueller said.
"Oh it's Ferris." Mrs. Bueller said.
"What? What's wrong?" Mr. Bueller.
"What's wrong? For Christ's sake look at him, honey." She said.
We see Ferris acting all sick and sure enough he was getting away with it.
"Ferris?" Mr. Bueller said.
Now we see the parents and they looked worried about their son.
"He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots." Mrs Bueller said.
"What's the matter, Ferris?" Mr Bueller said.
"Papa?" Ferris said.
"Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy." Mrs Bueller said.
Ferris took his hand out and sure enough when his father felt it his wife was right. They were indeed cold and clammy.
"I'm fine. I can get up." Ferris said.
"No." The parents said.
"I have a test today." Ferris said.
"No. You...." Mrs Bueller said.
"I have to take it. I want to go to a good college so I can have a fruitful life." Ferris said.
"Honey, you're not going to school like this, now." Mrs Bueller said.
However his sister wasn't believing it. She thinks he's up to something.
"Fine. What's this? What's his problem?" His sister said.
Mrs Bueller turned around and faced her daughter.
"He doesn't feel well." Mrs Bueller said.
"Yeah, right. Dry that one out you can fertilize the lawn." She said.
"Jeanie? Is that you? Jeanie? I can't see that far. Jeanie? Jeanie, i..." Ferris said as his vision was blurry. He then laid back down.
"Bite the big one, Junior." Jeanie said.
"Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school." Mrs Bueller said.
"Wait, you're letting him stay home? I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair." Jeanie said.
"Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. You have your health. Be thankful." Ferris said as he continued to the sick act. His parents were still buying it.
"That's it. I want out of this family." Jeanie said as she left. The mother was not liking her attitude.
"Im okay. I'll just sleep. Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon." Ferris said.
"Now, listen, im showing some houses to that that family from Vermont today. So i'll be in the area. Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay?" Mrs Bueller said.
"Okay." Ferris said.
"I'll check on you too, pal." Mr Bueller said.
"It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents. You're both very special people." Ferris said as they smiled at his words. Then his mom kissed him on the forehead.
"Now, you get better, pumpkin." Mrs Bueller said.
"Okay, pumpkin." Ferris said.
"I'll be home at 6:00 sharp. If you need anything, call." Mr Bueller said.
"Ringy-dingy." Ferris said.
The parents then started walking out the door.
"We love you sweetie." Mrs Bueller said.
"Love you too." Ferris said.
"Call if you need us." Mr Bueller said as the door shut. Then Rainbow came out of her hiding spot and Ferris got up.
"Did they buy it?" Rainbow said.
"They bought it." Ferris said.
"Nice. And it's a good thing I told my parents that I wasn't feeling good and that you were taking care of me. Now let's get this day started." Rainbow said.
They began playing some music and they wondered what they were going to do today.
"Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." Ferris said.
"Well dude you are a good actor! Rarity could learn a thing or two from you." Rainbow said.
"Yeah she could. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" Ferris said as he looked at the clear sky.
"This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, im probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. Especially for you Rainbow." Ferris said.
"Yeah. But how do you manage to fool your parents into thinking your sick?" Rainbow said.
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good nonspecific symptom. Im a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock. But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid but then so is high school." Ferris explained.
"I see. I'll have to remember all that." Rainbow said.
Ferris went to the bathroom and got ready for a shower. "Life moves pretty fast."
"It sure does. Reminds me of a certain egghead that always has her head in the books." Rainbow said.
"If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it." Ferris said.
"Exactly!! I've been saying that to her for years!" Rainbow said.
"I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit." Ferris said jumping in the shower. "It's on European socialism. I mean really what's the point? Im not European. I dont plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I dont own a car." Ferris said.
"Wow. Your really speaking my language Ferris. I should hang with you more often." Rainbow said as he finished the shower and got out.
"It's not that I condone fascism or any " ism" for that matter. "Isms," in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was "The Walrus." I could be The Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people." Ferris said.
"Wow. Those are real good points Ferris." Rainbow said.
"Yes they are. Now let's go relax by the pool." Ferris said.
Meanwhile back at Canterlot High we see the rest of the Rainbooms waiting for Rainbow to come. But so far they couldn't see her.
"Where can Rainbow be? She'll be missing school." Twilight said.
"Maybe she's not feeling well today. She needed a day off til she gets better." Sunset said.
"Sunset's right." A voice said as the girls turned seeing Principal Celestia. "I got a call from her parents saying she's not feeling well. Since it's the last day I supposed just this once I will let that slide. But next year she may have to take the history final."
"Okay Principal Celestia. Thank you for letting us know." Rarity said as Celestia left. But Applejack had a suspicion that Rainbow wasn't really sick.
"Hmm. Something doesn't feel right." Applejack said.
We cut to a house in the forest and inside was a room with all sorts of drugs and was a mess. There was someone laying in bed and he answered his phone as soon as it went off.
"Hello?" He said.
"Cameron babe. What's happening?" Ferris said on the phone.
"Very little." Cameron said.
"How do you feel?" Ferris said.
"Shredded." Cameron said.
"Is your mother in the room?" Ferris said
"She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying. Where are you?" Cameron said.
We cut to Ferris and Rainbow in their swim gear relaxing by the pool.
"Me and Rainbow are taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over." Ferris said.
"First I don't know who Rainbow is and second I can't stupid im sick." Cameron said as Rainbow took the phone.
"Im his friend Cameron. Second that is all in your head. Come on over." Rainbow said.
"I feel like complete shit Rainbow. I can't go anywhere." Cameron said as Ferris took the phone back.
"We're sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick us up." Ferris said hanging up.
Cameron hung up too and he was still wondering if he should hang out with Ferris and Rainbow.
"Im dying." Cameron said.
Then the phone rang again and he answered.
"You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do." Ferris said as he hung up again.
Cameron wondered how he managed to know what he was saying was a mystery. We cut back to the duo and Rainbow took her sunglasses off.
"What's up with that grouch Ferris?" Rainbow said.
"If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate would kill him." Ferris said.
"Clearly he does. I honestly don't know what he's been doing most of the time." Rainbow said.
Cameron was singing in bed still thinking about what to do.
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you have a diamond." Ferris said.
"And your French is pardoned. Rarity probably did not want to hear that if she was here." Rainbow said.
"Well yeah. Now let's go get ready for a day of freedom." Ferris said.
"You read my mind dude." Rainbow said.
So the two got up and got ready for the day off.
Author's Note
So the two are ready for their day. But they'll need to keep an eye on Applejack and soon his principal Rooney. Stay tuned.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
At Mrs Bueller's job she was busy with some work til she heard the phone go off and she answered it. And someone answered on the other line.
"Katie Bueller." She said.
"This is Edward R Rooney. Dean of Students." He said.
"Oh my god. Oh im so sorry. I completely forgot to call." Mrs Bueller said.
"Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?" Rooney said.
"Yes I am. He's homesick. I had a meeting this morning. I know I should have called but it completely slipped my mind. Again im very sorry." Mrs Bueller said.
"Are you also aware Mrs Bueller that Ferris does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?" Rooney said.
"I don't understand." Mrs Bueller said.
"He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. Now I spent my morning examining his records." Rooney said as we see him. "If Ferris thinks he can just coast through this month and still graduate he's sorely mistaken. I have no reservation whatsoever about holding him back another year."
"This is all news to me." Mrs Bueller said.
"Usually is. So far this semester he has been absent nine times." Rooney said.
"Nine times?" Mrs Bueller said.
"Nine times." Rooney said.
"I don't remember him being sick nine times." Mrs Bueller said.
"That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs Bueller. It's A fool's paradise he is just leading you down the primrose path." Rooney said.
"I can't believe it." Mrs Bueller said.
"I got it right here in front of me. He has missed nine days." Rooney said.
Then suddenly he saw the number of days going down all the way to 2 days. It was like the computer was hacked. Turns out it was Ferris who hacked the computer.
"I asked for a car I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" Ferris said.
"it's A bad sign for you alright." Rainbow said.
Rooney saw this and was not happy.
"Grace?" He said gritting his teeth.
Grace was smelling the Whiteout and clearly wasn't paying attention to him.
"Grace!" Rooney yelled.
"Look I can give you every assurance Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home and is very ill. In fact I debated whether or not I should leave him." Mrs Bueller said.
"GRACE!!" Rooney said get pissed.
"I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off. However, in Ferris' case I can assure you, he is truly A very sick boy." Mrs Bueller said.
Back at the house we see Ferris playing the clarinet and he wasn't really good at it. Rainbow covered her ears from that noise.
"Dude! Have you even played that before?!" Rainbow said.
"I never had one lesson Rainbow." Ferris said.
"Well that explains why that sounds awful." Rainbow said.
Back with the Rainbooms they were bored out of their minds from the test Flintheart gave them. After 3 hours they all finished the test. And the bell rang which meant everyone was free to go. They all sighed in relieve and headed outside. Once there they sat on the bleachers.
"Whoo! That's better! Tests are no fun!" Pinkie said.
"It's A test Pinkie. They can be fun but in your case yes that one was no fun." Twilight said.
"Though does anyone think that it's still weird that Rainbow didn't show up today?" Applejack said.
"You heard what Principal Celestia said. She's sick. Why do you find that weird? It happens to most people." Rarity said.
"Yeah im sure. I think im gonna call her just to see." Applejack said getting her phone.
"Can't you let her rest? Im sure she doesn't feel like talking right now." Fluttershy said.
"I'll let her rest. After I make sure she's telling the truth." Applejack said.
With Ferris and Rainbow they were dancing to some funky music. They loved grooving along to the beat and Rainbow was sure glad she met Ferris. He seem to know what he's doing. But then Rainbow's phone went off and Ferris stopped the music. She was scared that it was AJ calling her and needed to do something. Ferris took out a tool that made sick sounds and Rainbow started her call.
"Hey AJ. Im afraid I can't talk right now." Rainbow said acting all sick.
"Rainbow. I just wanted to see how your feeling. You ok hon?" Applejack said.
"No. I feel hot and my body's weak. Oh no. I think im gonna puke." Rainbow said as Ferris played a vomiting sound into the phone.
"Ohh ok. I didn't need to hear that. So you are sick?" Applejack said.
"Yes AJ. I told you." Rainbow said acting all sick.
"Ok hon. Im sorry for doubting you. I honestly thought you were faking it to bail on the test. But I can now see that you are telling the truth. I'll check on you later." Applejack said hanging up.
Rainbow hung up and laughed.
"She totally bought it! Usually no lie gets past AJ. Thanks for helping me keep my cover." Rainbow said.
"Anytime. Now let's prepare our day." Ferris said as they headed to call Cameron.
At a different high school we see Jeanie walking through the halls went another girl came to her.
"Jeanie?" She said getting her attention.
"Im really sorry about your brother." She said.
"What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake." Jeanie said.
"No I mean I heard he's really sick." The girl said.
"Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick?" Jeanie said.
"A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death. This guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. He's such a sweetie. Got to go." The girl said leaving. But Jeanie still didn't believe it.
"Hi Jeanie." Another girl said.
"Shut up." Jeanie said walking away.
Now we see some freshman talking on the phone with Ferris.
"Please do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation?" A freshman said.
"Well, did you see Alien? When that creature was in that guy's stomach? It kinda feels like that." Ferris said preparing his handy tools for making them believe he's sick. "Freshmen."
"Goddamn, are you kidding?" He said.
"No, of course im not kidding. Do I sound like im kidding?" Ferris said playing his sick noise piano.
"Who you talking to?" Another freshman said.
"Ferris Bueller. You know him?" The first one said.
"Yeah. He's getting me out of summer school." The third said.
"We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. Gotta buzz. Keep a good thought dude." The lead freshman said.
"Thanks." Ferris said playing a vomiting sound.
"Shit. I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school." The third freshman said.
"Wait hang out gimme someone else." Ferris said.
"Yeah sure. Hold on." The lead said as he gave the phone to a girl.
"Did you see Alien?" The lead said.
"Yeah? Why?" The girl said.
They didn't answer and left as the girl answered on the phone.
"Hello?" The girl said.
"Hi." Ferris said.
"Hi Ferris how's your bod?" The girl said.
Ferris played some sick noises as they went to the phone.
"Oh my god you're dying?" The girl said.
"Uh oh." Ferris said as he played more sick noises.
"Is it serious?" The girl said.
"I don't know. I hope not. I think I need a kidney transplant." Ferris said.
"Shit. Are you upset?" The girl said.
Ferris acted like he sneezed. "Excuse me."
"Think you'll be alive this weekend?" The girl said.
"Yeah I'd say I will." Ferris said.
"Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye." The girl said hanging up.
Ferris smiled at the success of his plan going well so far. Rainbow can say the same.
"Dude you are a freaking genius!! I wish I had those tools back home! I could have gotten out of a lot of history tests years ago!" Rainbow said.
With Rooney and Grace in the office he was still thinking of a way to catch Ferris.
"I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw at him." Rooney said.
"Well with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybody." Grace said.
Rooney looked at Grace with a look.
"It's true." Grace said.
"What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. The last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body." Rooney said.
"Well he makes you look like an ass is what he does Ed." Grace said.
Rooney frowned at that. "Thank you Grace. I think your wrong."
"Well, he's very popular Ed. The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads they all adore him. They think he's A righteous dude." Grace said.
"That is why I have got to catch him this time. To show these kids that example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere." Rooney said.
"Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then." Grace said.
"Really? Thanks, Grace." Rooney said.
Back with Rainbow and Ferris they were still waiting for Cameron. But he wasn't there. Ferris was talking to him on the phone.
"Im serious man this is ridiculous. Making me wait around the house for you." Ferris said.
"Why can't you let me rot in peace?" Cameron said.
"Cameron this is my ninth sick day. If I get caught, I won't graduate. Im not doing this for me, im doing it for you and Rainbow." Ferris said.
"Do you know what my diastolic is?" Cameron said. Rainbow took the phone.
"Cameron! Stop being an asshole and be a man. Just take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed and come on over here. We're getting tired of this stuff." Rainbow said.
"Shut up." Cameron said.
Then another call rang. "Hey Rainbow. Hold your water for a second, I got another call." Ferris said taking the phone.
"Hello?" Ferris said acting sick.
"Ferris?" Mr Bueller said.
"Hi." Ferris said.
"You sound terrible." Mr Bueller said.
"Really? Darn. I thought I was improving." Ferris said.
"Were you sleeping?" Mr Bueller said.
"Dad? Can you hang on for a second?" Ferris said.
"Sure pal." Mr Bueller said.
"Hang on." Ferris said.
Ferris went back to the call with Cameron.
"Cameron it's my dad." Ferris said.
"Oh great. Keep me out of it." Cameron said.
"If you're not over here in 15 minutes you can find a new best friend." Ferris said.
"You've been saying that since the fifth grade." Cameron said.
Then he went back to the call with his dad.
"Dad?" Ferris said fake sick.
"Yeah?" Mr Bueller said.
"All this talking has made me kind of light headed. I think I ought lie down." Ferris said.
"Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head." Mr Bueller said.
"Wrap a hot towel around my head?" Ferris said.
"And then make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay?" Mr Bueller said.
"Okay." Ferris said.
"Hey Ferris?" Mr Bueller said.
"Yeah?" Ferris said.
"Love you pal." Mr Bueller said.
"I love you too." Ferris said as he hung up.
"Man im so disappointed in Cameron. Ferris I bet you $20 that he's sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out." Rainbow said.
Sure enough she was right. Cameron was sitting in the car debating about whether he should go. It was clear that he's frustrated with this.
"He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This...this is ridiculous. Okay i'll go, i'll go, i'll go. Shit." Cameron said.
He started up the car but it wasn't cooperating. Then he just turned it off.
"Goddamn it!!" Cameron said.
He tried again but still not working.
"Forget it that's it." Cameron said as he got out. But then realized he's gonna walk over there now. He had no choice.
Back with Rainbow and Ferris they were still waiting. Hopefully that they wouldn't waste the day waiting.
"So Ferris? You got enemies to watch out for? I always had to watch out for that asshole Flintheart." Rainbow said.
"Well I watch out for Rooney. But im always one step ahead of him." Ferris said.
"I tell you are. If AJ was here she catch you in the act. No lies get pass her. But im so glad she isn't." Rainbow said.
"Yeah. Now let's wait for Cameron." Ferris said as they continued waiting for him so they can finally start the day.
Author's Note
Rooney got slowed down and so did Applejack but it might not be for long. You better keep an eye on them Ferris and Rainbow.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
Back at the other high school things were not getting anymore boring than they were now. Everyone was completely bored out of their skulls in more ways than one. Then a school nurse came walking down the hall and politely came in the classroom.
"Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt please?" The nurse asked.
While they were discussing that a girl puts on her white jacket and knows that the nurse was talking to her.
"Sloane Peterson? May I have a word with you dear?" She said.
The nurse and Sloane were walking in the hallways away from any crowd because this way private.
"My dear im afraid that im the bearer of bad tidings. Your father called. Your grandmother has just passed." The nurse said.
Sloane couldn't believe it. Her grandmother was gone. That would just break anyone's heart.
"Oh darling. Oh honey." The nurse said hugging her for comfort.
However for Rooney he thinks it was a fake death.
"Dead grandmother?" Rooney said.
"Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said. I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb." Grace explained.
"Who's this girl going out with?" Rooney asked.
"It's so hard to tell these days. I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit." Grace answered.
Rooney took it all in and formed an idea.
"Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number please?" Rooney asked.
"Surely." Grace replied.
Then the phone rang and Grace answered it.
"Ed Rooney's office." She said.
"This is George Peterson." He said on the other line.
"Hold please. What do you know? It's Mr. Peterson. You still want his daytime number?" Grace said.
Rooney didn't answer that as he took the phone and she left.
"Ed Rooney."
"Ed. This is George Peterson." He said on the other line.
"How are you today sir?" Rooney asked.
"We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard." George said.
"Yeah I heard, and im all broken up. Boy what a blow." Rooney said.
"Yeah. Yeah. Well it's been a tough morning and we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane I'd appreciate it." George said.
"Sure, I'd be happy to. Yeah, you just produce a corpse and I'll release Sloane. I want to see this dead grandmother firsthand." Rooney said but Grace didn't like that.
"Ed?" Grace said.
"It's alright Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp. Im gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it." Rooney explained.
"Ed, im sorry did you say you wanted to see a dead body?" George said.
"Yeah that's right. Just roll her old bones on over here and i'll dig up your daughter. You know that's school policy." Rooney said. Grace laughed.
"Oh?" George said.
"Was this your mother?" Rooney asked.
"No, my wife's mother." George said.
Grace then heard the phone ring and answered it.
"Ed Rooney's office." Grace said.
"Hi, this is Ferris Bueller can I speak to Mr. Rooney please? Thank you." Ferris said which shocked Grace realizing that Rooney was talking to Mr Peterson.
"Hold." Grace said running back to Rooney.
"Tell you what dip-shit you don't like my policies you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt. Pucker up buttercup. What?" Rooney said as Grace was trying to get his attention.
"Ferris Bueller's on line two." Grace answered.
This made Rooney realize he fucked up big time. He answered line two and listened to what Ferris had to say.
"Hey Mr. Rooney how you doing today? Listen im sorry to disturb you at work but im not feeling very well today and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home any assignments from my classes that I might need. Have a nice day." Ferris said hanging up and finished fixing his hair. Rainbow was brushing her hair and getting ready too.
Rooney got back on line one all nervous.
"Mr Peterson? I think I owe you an apology sir." Rooney said.
"Wel! I should say you do." Cameron said as we see him pretending to be Mr Peterson.
"I...I,I,I.." Rooney tried to find the right words but couldn't.
"Well I think you should be sorry for Christ's sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway?" Cameron said.
"Well...I really don't know sir. I mean I didn't think I was talking to you. I thought I was talking to someone else. You know sir that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I..I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am." Rooney said.
"What?" Grace said.
"Pardon my French but your an asshole! Asshole!!" Cameron said.
"Absolutely right sir. You've hit the nail right on the head. Find out where she is!" Rooney said to Grace and did her task.
"This isn't over yet, buster. Do you read me?" Cameron said.
"Loud and clear Mr. Peterson." Rooney said.
"Call me sir goddamn it!" Cameron said.
"Yes sir. Yes sir." Rooney said.
"That's better. And you just mind your p's and q's buster. And remember who you're dealing with." Cameron said as he looked at Ferris and Rainbow all ready in fancy clothes.
"Bueller. Ferris Bueller."
"And his cool lady friend Rainbow."
"Now im a little scared because what if he recognizes my voice?" Cameron said.
"Impossible. You're doing great." Ferris said.
"Yeah man. He has no idea who you are!" Rainbow said.
Cameron got the phone and continued his act. Rooney ran off to find Sloane and left Grace to act like Rooney on the phone.
"Rooney?" Cameron said.
Grace pretended to act like Rooney but wasn't really the best.
"Just a moment." Grace said as Rooney came back in the office.
"Just a little office difficulty sir." Rooney said.
"Rooney I don't have all day to bark at you. So im gonna make this short and sweet." Cameron said.
"It's great. Perfect. I love it." Ferris said.
"I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself. I don't want anybody-- What?" Cameron said as he got hit by Ferris.
"It's too suspicious. He'll think something's up." Ferris said.
"Yeah man. You gotta not blow our cover. Try again." Rainbow said.
Then they argued on who should talk like Mr Peterson and it came to Cameron.
"Rooney! Rooney." Cameron said.
"Yes. Yes." Rooney said as he was panicking.
"Listen here, pay attention. I changed my mind. I want you out in front of the school with her. I'd like to have a few words with you by God." Cameron said as Ferris slapped the phone out of his hand.
"On second thought we don't have time to talk right now. We'll get together soon and have lunch." Cameron said as Rainbow kicked him in the butt and hung up.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Cameron said.
Rooney ran to get Sloane and Grace was following behind.
"Where's your brain?! You could have blown our cover!" Rainbow said.
"Why'd you kick me?!" Cameron said.
"She said where's your brain?" Ferris said.
"Why'd you kick me?" Cameron said.
"She asked you first. How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?" Ferris said.
"Yeah! I mean I want to meet her but Rooney will know something's up. I can't risk getting caught on the one day I need a break. That might also draw Applejack's attention and I don't want that happening." Rainbow said.
"I said for her to be there alone and you freaked." Cameron said.
"It was only cause I didn't want to get Rooney thinking something's up." Rainbow said.
Cameron scoffed at that.
"Now, she didn't..... she didn't hit you. And all I did was lightly slap you." Ferris said.
"You both hit me. Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You both made me get out of bed. You made me come over here. You made me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion and then....and then you deliberately hurt my feelings." Cameron said.
"No, we did not deliberately... We didn't deliberately hurt your feelings." Ferris said.
"Oh really?" Cameron said.
"Really, no. No we didn't. We just wanted to make sure that we don't get caught in the act." Rainbow said.
Then Cameron grabbed his red shirt.
"What are you doing?" Ferris said.
"See you later, pals. Im going home." Cameron said.
"No no Cameron come on don't do that." Ferris said.
"Have a nice life." Cameron said.
"Cameron wait a minute. Cameron come back. We didn't mean to lose our temper. We're sorry. It was uncalled for." Rainbow said.
"You serious?" Cameron said.
"Yeah. And I think your phony phone call act was amazing. If I needed to bail out of anything bad like school tests I know the guy to call. You're great." Rainbow said.
Back with Rooney he kept running down the hall looking for Sloane knowing he doesn't want to piss off Mr Peterson again. With Rainbow, Ferris, and Cameron they were enjoying some drinks as Ferris made him one.
"Here you go." Ferris said.
"Thank you." Cameron said.
"Though you did screw up right?" Rainbow said.
Cameron looked at the two in disbelief.
"She means that it wasn't completely your fault." Ferris said.
"Why?" Cameron asked.
"Well...to fix the situation im gonna have to ask you for a small favor." Ferris said.
"And what exactly would the answer be Ferris?" Rainbow asked.
"I know exactly what the favor is. Follow me back to my house. I'll show you." Cameron said as everyone headed to his place.
Author's Note
Well time for the real fun of their day off to begin!! But next time when making a phony phone call try to be careful with the words. Don't want anything suspicious happening.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
The Car: 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
We see everyone at Cameron's place and once they opened the garage door they saw a car that was quite a ride to be on the road anyway.
"Whoa man. Nice wheels. What is it?" Rainbow said.
"The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California." Cameron said as we see the car. "Less than 100 were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion....."
"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage." Ferris said as he and Rainbow went to the car.
"Ferris, what are you talking about?" Cameron said.
"He means we should take this baby out for a ride." Rainbow said.
"Guys my father loves this car more than life itself." Cameron said.
"A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile." Ferris said.
"So let's hop in and roll out." Rainbow said.
"No. No. Apparently you don't understand. Ferris he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper." Cameron said but they didn't listen as they continue to admire it.
"Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? Come on that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari." Cameron said.
"Then your dad has issues. Come on quit looking down." Rainbow said.
"She's right. And Cameron im sorry but we can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit." Ferris said.
"It's not a piece of shit." Cameron said.
"Have you seen your car lately? Technically it is." Rainbow said.
"Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours." Ferris said.
"Thanks." Cameron said sarcastically.
"Look im sorry there's nothing else we can do." Ferris said as he and Rainbow got in the car and started relaxing and ready to go but Cameron didn't like that.
"He knows the mileage, Ferris." Cameron said.
"He doesn't trust you?" Ferris said.
"Never has, never will." Cameron answered.
"Look this is real simple. Whatever miles we put on we'll take off." Ferris said.
"How?" Cameron asked. "We'll drive home backwards." Ferris replied.
"No. No! Ferris forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else. Im putting my foot down." Cameron said but they didn't listen as they started the car and rode off.
"How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat. We could call a limo! A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar. How about that?" Cameron said as the car came back.
"Come on live a little." Ferris said.
Cameron crossed his heart and headed to the car and hopped in.
At the high school we see Rooney coming out with Sloane.
"Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I....I had a grandmother once. Two actually." Rooney said.
Meanwhile in the school we see Jeanie walking and saw the two outside.
"Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live and is full of misery. He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r. He flee'th as if it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay." Rooney said.
Sloane looked everywhere for her ride but couldn't find it. Rooney couldn't help but feel sorry
"Between grief and nothing i'll take grief." Rooney said as they both saw someone in the parking lot. Sloane knew it was Ferris in disguise but decided to play along.
"Oh Sloane dear. Hurry along now." He said.
"I guess that's my dad. Gotta go. Mr. Rooney....Ed, you're A beautiful man." Sloane said.
"Thank you." Rooney said.
"I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion." Sloane said as she took her leave and headed towards her father. But Jeanie wasn't believing it as she suspected that it was Ferris.
"Shit." Jeanie said.
After Sloane got to her father she was happy to see him.
"Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" Ferris said.
"Are you kidding?" Sloane said.
Then the two started making out passionately. Now normally Rainbow would complain about that but since she didn't want to get caught she rolled with it. Rooney saw them and was curious about the family.
"So that's how it is in their family." Rooney said.
Ferris let Sloane in as she looked and saw Cameron and Rainbow.
"Hi, Cameron. You comfortable?" Sloane said.
"Hi, Sloane. No." Cameron said.
"And who might you be? I haven't seen you before." Sloane asked Rainbow.
"Im Rainbow Dash. Ferris invited me to hang out with you guys. I just hope he can keep that promise." Rainbow said.
"Don't worry he will. So what are we gonna do?" Sloane said as Ferris got in.
"The question isn't: What are we going to do? The question is: What aren't we going to do?" Ferris said.
"Don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take it home." Cameron said.
"Stop being a baby." Rainbow said.
"It you had access to a car like this would you take it back right away? Neither would I." Ferris said as he started the car and rode off. Rooney saw that and began to get suspicious and headed in.
On the road Rainbow and Cameron came out and relaxed in the open air.
"Aw yeah! Just cruising down the road!" Rainbow said.
"Hey Ferris don't go so fast! Red line, red line, red line. Ferris get out!" Cameron shouted as they continue on the road.
Author's Note
Now it's time for the real fun.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
We see the whole city and boy anyone would kill to visit there for a vacation or in Ferris case a day off. We see the gang all riding in the car wearing sunglasses and Ferris teasing Cameron. Rainbow laughed at his funny tactics but Cameron slapped her on the back of her head. She frowned at that since he can't take a joke. Meanwhile at the high school we see someone raising donations for Ferris. But the only one who didn't want to was Jeanie.
"Save Ferris?" A male student said.
"What?" Jeanie asked.
"Well see we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney and they run about $50,000 so if you could help out..." He said but got interrupted.
"Go piss up a flagpole." Jeanie said.
"Im sorry?" The male student said.
"You should be." Jeanie said as she flicked the can out of his hands and spilled the money everywhere. He didn't like that at all.
"Hey! What if you need a favor someday from Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be huh? You heartless wench!!" He said picking up the money.
In Rooney's office he was still busy trying to catch Ferris.
"Peterson home on line one. And watch your mouth this time." Grace said.
"Go soak your head." Rooney said as be answered the phone. But so far it was a bunch of voicemails. That made Rooney know something's going on.
"Grace? Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind. And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing." Rooney said.
"Her grandmother too." Grace said.
"You pinhead." Rooney said as he continue to hear the voicemails. Then Grace heard them too but Rooney wasn't having that.
"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." Rooney said as he heard another voicemail.
"Something's going on, goddamn it. And im gonna find out what it is. Im gonna catch this kid and im gonna put one hell of a dent in his future. Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become he is going to remember Edward Rooney." He said preparing.
With the gang they all arrived at the parking garage and hopping out.
"Alright guys! Let's get this party started!" Rainbow said.
"Wrong." Cameron said.
"What?" Ferris said.
"Not here. Were not leaving the car here." Cameron said.
"Why not?" Ferris said.
"Because were not. I want the car back home where it belongs, right now. Let's go." Cameron said.
"Cameron. Why are you always trying to avoid this? Nothing bad is gonna happen." Rainbow said.
"She's right Cameron. What could happen to it? It's in a garage." Sloane said.
"It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, A pigeon could shit on it. Who knows?" Cameron said.
"Listen. Will you please calm down? Im gonna give the guy $5 to watch it." Ferris said.
"What guy?" Cameron said.
The gang saw a guy placing a ticket and he saw them and walked to them.
"Hey. How you doing? Do you speak English?" Ferris said.
"What country do you think this is?" He said.
"He didn't mean to offend you sir." Rainbow said.
"Oh I wasn't mad. It's okay. So what can I do for you?" The guy said.
"Okay listen. I want you to take special care of this vehicle. Okay?" Ferris said.
"Hey no problem." The guy said.
"Great." Ferris said.
"Sir?" The guy said to Cameron. He didn't want to get out but his friends insisted that he did. So he did but he gave him a dry look.
"Relax. You fellows have nothing to worry about. Im a professional." The guy said.
"Professional what?" Cameron said.
The guy rode off to find a parking space to put it and Cameron faced his friends.
"See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude? Come on." Ferris said.
The gang headed out and walked around the city. Rainbow was enjoying the day that Ferris got her but none of them were aware that the Ferrari was taken by the guy who went joyriding with his friend.
Back at Bueller residence his mother got home. She went inside and went upstairs to check on her sick son. She opened the door unaware that a contraption was built to make her see that he's sleeping.
"Bless his little heart." Mrs Bueller said.
She closed the door but then she realized what Rooney said. Just to make sure she opened the door again still unaware of the contraption. She saw her son still sleeping and smiled quietly closing the door. Then she went downstairs and headed back out the door.
Now we cut to Applejack who arrived in the city and got out of her truck. She was determined to find Rainbow Dash and get her back to Canterlot High.
"All right Rainbow. I know you're here somewhere and im gonna find you." Applejack said.
She walked out and started searching. She went into a bar where we see many guys watching a football game as well as some girls. She looked around and saw a familiar jacket she knew too well. She walked over to the person wearing it and tapped the shoulder.
"Alright Rainbow. Jig's up. Now your coming with me back to school." Applejack said.
However the person that lowered the hood and turned around wasn't Rainbow at all. It was a dude and 4 others came on both sides looking angry.
"I ain't this Rainbow gal. And im not going anywhere. Neither are you." He said cracking his knuckles.
"Woah fellas. Im sorry I thought you were someone else." Applejack said.
"Oh you better be sorry. Cause Blaze here would like some words with you." Blaze said.
"Now hang on guys. I got muscle strength too. You really don't want to do this." Applejack said.
"Like hell you do." The leader said.
"Really I do." Applejack said but realized she didn't have her geode. "Oh. Im in trouble aren't i?"
"Damn right. Let's get her boys!" The leader said as they charged at her and started gangbanging.
Applejack screamed in pain from the punches she took. She tried using her strength too get out of this situation but they wouldn't let her and kept punching.
Back with the gang we see the tallest tower in the whole city. Then were inside.
"Ferris you think the car's all right?" Cameron said.
"Sure. This is the world's tallest building." Ferris said.
"Ferris I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon?" Cameron said.
"Here, climb up on this. Come on everyone. Cameron." Ferris said as everyone climbed up. "Okay lean forward against the glass like this."
"Oh my god." Rainbow said.
"Isn't that great?" Ferris said.
"Sure is. I can see the city from here." Rainbow said.
"Yeah. The city looks so peaceful from up here." Sloane said.
"Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet." Ferris said.
"I think I see my dad." Cameron said.
"Hey Ferris. We have a lot to do. Let's go." Rainbow said.
"Shit. The son of a bitch is down there somewhere." Cameron said.
We now sees bunch of people who are waiting to get inside the stadium to get a game. Cameron was also doing some finger moves.
"You want to get married?" Ferris asked Sloane.
"Sure." Sloane answered.
"Today?" Ferris said but Sloane shook her head no. "Im serious."
"Why not?" Ferris said.
"What do you mean why not? Think about it." Sloane said.
"Well no besides being too young, having no place to live and you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband. Give me one good reason why not." Ferris said.
"I'll give you two reasons why not: my mother and father." Cameron said.
"Dude. What is the deal with your parents?" Rainbow said.
"They're married and they hate each other. You've seen them. Am I right?" Cameron said.
"I never actually met them but so what?" Rainbow said.
"Well it's like that car. He loves the car. He hates his wife." Cameron said.
"Dude. They really need to consider some marriage counciling if that is not working out for them. Anyways im hungry. Let's get something to eat." Rainbow said as everyone headed to a restaurant.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
We cut to a restaurant downtown called Chez Quis and many people were wearing fancy clothes and looking nice. Inside we see Ferris and the gang waiting for a table. But Ferris had an idea for a quicker way to get one. He decided to pretend to be someone who has a reservation.
"Can we please get the hell out of here? This place gives me the creeps." Cameron said.
"After we eat Cameron." Rainbow said.
Then a man who did the reservation check came to them. But he looked like a snob.
"Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a--" Cameron said but saw the man coming.
"Hello, may I help you?" He said.
"You can sure as hell try. Hi. Im Abe Froman. Party of four for 12:00." Ferris said giving him a dollar but was disturbed by it.
"Is there a problem?" Ferris said.
"You are Abe Froman?" The snob said.
"That's right. I'm Abe Froman." Ferris said.
"The sausage king of Chicago?" The snob questioned.
"Yep. That's me." Ferris said.
"Listen, young man...entre nous, im very busy here. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?" The snob said.
"Hey! Don't call me a child!" Rainbow said.
"Rainbow calm down." Sloane said.
"Are you suggesting that im not who I say I am?" Ferris said.
"Im suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty." The snob said.
"Snooty?" Ferris said.
"Snotty." The snob said.
"Snotty?" Rainbow said.
"Ok 'Abe' let's go." Cameron said.
"No, im not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated." Ferris said.
'Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside or im going to have to call the police." The snob said.
"The...You're gonna call the police on me?" Ferris said.
"Yes." The snob said.
"Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself." Ferris said as he grabbed the police.
"Yes. Call the police. This'll be a hoot." The snob said.
The others were a little worried cause Ferris might be taking this too far. Suddenly the man saw another call.
"Here gimme the phone. I have another call." The snob said.
"No." Ferris said.
"I've had enough of this hosting around. Give me the phone back." The snob said.
"You touch me, and I yell 'Rat'. There's another phone around here somewhere. Find it." Ferris said.
"Wonderful. I weep for the future." The snob leaving to find the phone.
The others needed to do something or else their busted.
"Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?" Cameron said.
"Ferris please. You've gone too far. You're gonna get busted." Sloane said.
"A: You can never go too far. B: If im gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that." Ferris said.
"Come on, 'Abe'." Cameron said.
"Ask for Abe Froman." Ferris said handing Sloane the phone.
The snob answered the phone.
"Chez Quis, bonjour." The snob said.
"May I speak to Abe Froman the sausage king of Chicago?" Sloane said.
"Abe Froman? Let me check the restaurant. Could you describe him for me, please?" The snob said.
"Leather jacket, White t-shirt, sweater vest. He's devastatingly handsome." Sloane said.
"Hold on one moment." The snob said.
"Thank you." Sloane said as she and Ferris smiled at each other.
The snob was shocked and he got another call.
"Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police." Cameron said.
They finally got a table and were ready for lunch.
"I appreciate your understanding." The snob said.
"Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." Ferris said.
"Thank you." The snob said.
"Don't mention it." Ferris said.
Everyone smiled and the snob smiled back.
"Enjoy your lunch." The snob said leaving the gang.
"Darling. You were wonderful." Ferris said as the two clinked their glasses. "Cameron, dear friend you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you."
"Yeah dude. You probably were grouchy cause you didn't eat. Well now we will." Rainbow said.
Cameron frowned at that and everyone looked on their menus.
Meanwhile at the other high school we see Jeanie in the hallway thinking about why Ferris should get away with everything and she shouldn't. Then she plans to bust him good.
"Screw him." Jeanie said.
We cut to Applejack who his all bruised up from the beating she took from the boys. Her shirt had tears and rips in it, her hat was busted, her hair A mess, some cuts and bruises on the arms, and a black eye. But even though she had an ice pack on and took a beating she was ok. At least the gang didn't beat her too badly.
"Ok. Note to self: Never mistake A boy for a girl cause they get pissed." Applejack said.
She walked around searching for Rainbow but couldn't find her. Then she saw a restaurant and thought that maybe she could use a bite to eat. She went in and sat at a booth. While she was eating she saw the restaurant Chez Quis which was was next door and too her surprise she saw Rainbow with Ferris and his gang.
"Oh Rainbow. Im gonna get you now." Applejack said.
She got up and took her drink with her and headed off. But she slipped on a puddle and spilled her drink on someone. The person slowly turned around and stared at Applejack in anger.
"What the hell man?! That was my favorite jacket!" He yelled.
"Sir im so sorry. I didn't mean to. I didn't see the puddle. Please im sorry!" Applejack said.
Then the guy threw Applejack out of the restaurant and she landed in the back of the truck. Then he threw his drink and got Applejack all wet.
"You didn't have to do that you dirtbag!" Applejack said frustrated. "Ok. Lemme rest until I can calm down."
Back in the restaurant we see Ferris washing his hands.
"I used to think that my family was the only one that weirdness in it. That used to worry me. Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. His home life is really twisted. That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him. He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. If I had to live in that house I'd probably pray for disease, too. The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything. Can you appreciate wht it must have been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? Im actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice. It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear. Plus, and I must be honest here I love driving it. It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. Thank you." Ferris said as he gave the gentleman a dollar.
"Yes sir." The gentleman said.
Ferris grabbed a mint and headed out. But what he didn't know is this his father was there too! He picked the restaurant he went to.
Back at the high school things were not getting better for Jeanie. She wanted to find Ferris and bust him. Then we cut back to the restaurant outside and the gang were scared that Ferris picked the wrong restaurant to go to when they saw his dad talking with other men.
"4,000 restaurants in the downtown area. I pick the one my father goes to." Ferris said.
"We're pinched for sure." Cameron said.
"No way Cameron. We gotta get pass him." Rainbow said.
"She's right. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. Let's go." Ferris said putting on a disguise.
"Let's surrender." Cameron said.
"Never. Im not getting caught on my day off." Rainbow said.
Soon all the others put their disguises on and headed straight for the taxi and rode off. Luckily Mr. Bueller didn't even noticed them the whole time. At the same time Applejack woke up and clutched her head chase she had a headache after the guy threw her out. She jumped out and got in the driver seat.
"Ow. Ok lemme look in the restaurant and......what?! She's gone! All right I need to relocate where she's heading now. And hopefully get another ice pack for my head." Applejack said as she drove off to find Rainbow.
Author's Note
Whew! Almost got caught by Mr. Bueller! But you didn't! Hope that Rooney and Applejack don't catch you!
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
Rooney vs the Bueller Residence
We cut to Rooney driving his car to the Bueller house and confident that he will catch Ferris. He went to the front door rang the doorbell and waited for an answer. Then after a minute someone answered but what Rooney doesn't know is that it was a recording set by Ferris.
"Who is it?" The door said.
Rooney went to the door and pushed the button.
"It's Ed Rooney Ferris. I like to have a word with you." Rooney said.
"Oh im sorry. I can't come to the door right now. Im afraid that in my weakened condition I could take a nasty fall down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences." The recording said but Rooney wasn't buying it.
"Save it Ferris. Come down here." Rooney said.
"You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being." The recording said.
"I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me Ferris." Rooney said.
"Have a nice day." The recording said.
"You're in big trouble buster! Get down here! Ferris? Ferris!!" Rooney said.
Frustrated he tried knocking to get Ferris to come down but still didn't. He rang the bell again and the recording started again.
"Who is it?" The recording said.
"You know goddamn well who it is!!" Rooney said.
Then he finally realized that it was a recording. So he needed another plan to bust Ferris. So he decided to sneak around and find a way in. He tripped and looked through a window. Then he looked through another window trying to see where he was and accidentally stepped in the mud. He got his foot out but then his other foot got in the mud. He didn't like that.
"Bueller you son of a bitch." Rooney said.
He turned on the water and tried cleaning the mud off. He then grabbed his shoe out and rinsed it. He was disgusted by that and when he finally finished he went to the back door and sat down on the steps..
Meanwhile on the roads we see the guys that Ferris hired to watch the Ferrari continue their joyride and Applejack saw them zoom passed her. She had a bump on her head from her little incident and got an ice pack to heal while she saw the car pass.
"Don't these guys know when to slow down?" Applejack said.
She sighed and got in her truck deciding to head out. Seeing as she wasn't going to find Rainbow in the city it was best that she wait for her back home.
Back at the Bueller house Rooney finished cleaning up the mud and put is shoes back on.
"Not sure about this family." Rooney said.
Then he noticed that there was a comfy door he could try to fit through. But when he looked in he saw a dog who noticed him growling at him. It was clear that this dog does not like intruders. Of course all dogs don't like that. Romney tried to calm it down but wasn't working.
"Hi doggie." Rooney said.
He then tried acting like a dog but that only made it more angry. Then the dog growled and took more steps ready to attack.
"Stay boy. No, no. Stay. Stay." Rooney said but the dog wasn't listening and decided to go and attack Rooney. He was scared and tried running away but the dog was fast catching up to Rooney.
Back with Ferris and his friends they were at a museum ready to see priceless works of art. Now Rainbow wasn't usually interested in museums like Twilight is but for the sake of enjoying her day she decided to give it go. They saw statues, paintings, and even colored windows. Cameron saw a painting which for the first time made him feel emotional. When Rainbow was a colored window of the night sky she noticed Ferris and Sloane kissing. But Rainbow was happy for them and knew that sooner she will thank Ferris for this day off.
Author's Note
Rooney making his first two mistakes now. Better luck next time bucko!
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
Now we cut seeing a fun parade that was happening in the city. On the road it was blocked with traffic. In a taxi Ferris and the gang were waiting for the road to clear up but it wasn't happening anytime soon.
"It's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home." Cameron said.
"What? What are you...we have a few hours. We have until 6:00." Ferris said.
"Yeah man. You can have a little more fun right?" Rainbow said.
"Im sorry, I mean, I know you don't care but it does mean my ass." Cameron said.
"You think I don't care?" Ferris said.
"I know you don't care." Cameron said.
"Cameron! That's was rude! He's your friend! What have you seen today?" Rainbow said.
"Nothing good." Cameron said.
"Nothing.... Nothing good?! What do you mean 'Nothing good'? We've seen everything good! We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art. We ate pancreas. Saw....what?" Ferris as he noticed Cameron's face.
"What's wrong? Why are you making that face?" Rainbow said.
"Look over there." Cameron said.
They looked and saw Mr Bueller right next to him. He saw the gang and when he saw about to look at his paper and quickly looked again but it was Sloane who disguised herself. That left Mr Bueller confused. He didn't know that the boys and Rainbow were hiding under the seats staying quiet. The Sloane tried doing some things to get him to look away.
"What's he doing?" Ferris said.
"He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands." Sloane said.
"What?" Ferris and Rainbow said.
Then Sloane was laughing at that joke as Mr Bueller saw that and covered his face in the paper trying to avoid seeing that.
Back at the Bueller house Rooney looked through a door hole seeing the dog chewing his shoe up. He tried to see if he can try getting his shoe back but the dog wasn't allowing it as he barked scaring Rooney.
Back to the parade we see Cameron, Sloane, and Rainbow all looking for Ferris after they lost him in the crowd.
"He didn't leave. He's probably doing something." Sloane said.
"No, it really busts my hump, you know?" Cameron said.
"Oh Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything. He's here." Sloane said.
"For all we know, we went back to school." Cameron said.
"Now you know damn well he would not go back to school. Especially with Rooney running around." Rainbow said.
"Yeah he'd do it. He'd just do it to make me sweat." Cameron said.
"No he would not. Cameron come on." Sloane said.
"Makes me mad." Cameron said.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you. Its one of my personal favorites and I like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye. This one is for you." A voice said on speaker.
The group turned and saw it was none other than Ferris on the float! He started singing and everyone was shocked.
"Ferris! Get off of the float!" Sloane said.
"What are you doing?" Cameron said.
"You crazy man! You crazy!" Rainbow said.
"Get off the float! I can't believe you." Sloane said.
"How'd you get up there? You're out of your mind!!" Cameron said.
Ferris continued singing as a police officer got them away from the float. But couldn't help themselves and enjoy this.
"You know, as long as I've known him everything works for him. There's nothing he can't handle. I can't handle anything. School, parents, the future. Ferris can do anything." Cameron said.
Sloane smiled understanding what he said.
"I don't know what im gonna do." Cameron said.
"College." Sloane said.
"Yeah. But to do what?" Cameron said.
"Well way exactly are you interested in?" Rainbow said.
"Nothing." Cameron said.
"Me either dude." Rainbow said.
They all continued watching Ferris sing on the float and loved it.
"You're crazy!!" Cameron said.
"What do you think Ferris is gonna do?" Sloane said.
"He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus." Cameron said.
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Then they heard the music get funky and Ferris singed and danced! Then everyone joined in the fun as they showed off their moves. Even Rainbow, Cameron and Sloane were getting their groove on. They were loving this better than the last song. Even Mr Bueller heard that song coming from his office and grooved. When the song ended everyone cheered as Ferris bowed to everyone and got off the float. Rainbow and Sloane hugged him for that performance.
"Dude! You were amazing!! You totally gotta join my band the Rainbooms!" Rainbow said.
"What's the Rainbooms?" Sloane said.
"It's a band me and my friends are in. What do you say Ferris? Feel like joining the band one day?" Rainbow said.
"Why the heck not?" Ferris said.
"Alright!! Whew! Im pooped! Let's head back home." Rainbow said.
"Now that's something I agree with Rainbow! Let's roll!" Cameron said as they went to get the car.
Author's Note
I hope those three chapters are a way to make it up to you to see more of this. More to come later! Stay tuned.
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Back at the Bueller house things were not getting better for Rooney since he attacked by a dog. So he called the flower company cause he had an idea. He got the flowers and read the note that came with it. That made him annoyed.
"Christ." Rooney said.
The driver honked and all Rooney did was flip the bird at him. Then he went to the backyard where the dog was.
"Poochie, poochie, poochie. Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker." Rooney said.
With Jeanie she got out of the car and saw a water tower that said 'Save Ferris' and that annoyed her a lot. Back with Rooney he saw that the dog was tuckered out and laying on the ground.
"Sleep tight pooch." Rooney said.
At the same time Jeanie arrived back home and Rooney thought that Ferris was back and went to go bust him. Jeanie went inside and ran up to his bedroom and kicked the door open relieving the dummy Ferris used for the contraption. That made her mad.
"I knew it!!" Jeanie said as she went to her room.
Back with Rooney he snuck inside the house and went to catch Ferris in the act. With Jeanie she was making a phone call.
"Well, where is she? Look this is her daughter. Well, do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back? Do you know anything?" Jeanie said as she ended the call frustrated.
Then she heard the front door close and quietly snuck sown to bust her brother. But what she doesn't know was that it was actually Rooney in there. And the minute they got close to the kitchen entrance they jumped trying to surprise each other but all that did was scare Jeanie as she kicked him in the face and ran to her room. Rooney got knocked out and fell down unconscious. Back outside a police officer was placing a ticket on the car meaning it was illegally parked.
Back with Ferris and the gang they and laughed and shared the fun times they had at the parade.
"You're psychotic. You are man. You're out of your goddamn mind. I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float!!" Cameron said.
"Dude you were awesome!! I wish you were in the Rainbooms!" Rainbow said.
"Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay. 'Yeah yeah. This tune is one of my personal favorites'. You're out of your mind." Cameron said.
"Hahaha! That's funny Cameron!" Rainbow said.
"Do you realize how many people saw you? You're nailed." Cameron said.
"No, no." Ferris said.
"You are. You're nailed." Sloane said.
"Who'd believe that I was in a parade? Who the hell am i?" Ferris said.
"I know I believe that!" Rainbow said.
"Besides anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade." Ferris said.
"My mother would." Cameron said.
"Im not worried about your mother." Ferris said.
At that time the guy came back with the Ferrari and it was still in good condition.
"That was so quick." Sloane said.
The guy got out as Sloane and Rainbow hopped in.
"Hey. This looks okay to me, Cameron." Ferris said.
"Looks great. Let's roll." Cameron said as the boys got in and Ferris gave the guy a tip.
"Here you go. Nice job. Thank you." Ferris said.
"You're a very generous individual. Come back anytime." The guy said.
"Oh we will man. And maybe you can meet my friends. Let's roll guys." Rainbow said.
They all took off and headed home while the two guys that went joyriding celebrated. Meanwhile back at the Bueller house more tickets were on Rooney's car and we see Jeanie talking to the police.
"Look this...This is not a phony phone call. There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird and in my kitchen. Yeah, my, my.....My name's Bueller. Look it's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better but im in danger okay? I am very cute. I am very alone. And im very protective of my body. I do not want violated, or killed all right? I need help!! Speak-a De English?" Jeanie said all frustrated as the police wouldn't help her. "Dickhead!"
Back outside we see a guy towing the car away. In the kitchen we see Rooney trying to clean his face off after he was attacked. Then he heard a recording.
"Excuse me. Whoever's in the house is still in the house I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. So if you have any brains whatsoever you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes." The recording said.
Rooney pretty much didn't have a choice and decided to leave the house. But in doing so he dropped his wallet. He went outside as saw his car being towed away.
"Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it!!" Rooney said trying to get his keys but can't and the driver kept on going.
"He's got my keys! You shithead!!" Rooney said all angry.
He yelled and chased after the guy that took his car. But he wasn't fast enough to catch up.
Author's Note
Bad day for you Rooney.
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
With Applejack she left the city in her truck but was still banged up. Luckily she had that ice pack on her face letting her eye heal. But still wanted to catch Rainbow.
"Man. This ain't getting easier. I looked everywhere in the city and not one sight of Rainbow." Applejack said.
Then she looked on her GPS and decided to try relocating her again.
"Okay. Lemme try again." Applejack said.
She punched in the information for Rainbow's location and pressed enter. Once she did she saw a rainbow circle moving meaning that Rainbow is on the move again.
"Alright. Rainbow Dash. Im coming for you." Applejack said.
She then started following in the direction that her GPS said to go. But after a few hours she didn't notice that there was a nail in the road and when her tire hit it she started spinning around. She screamed and held the wheel in the opposite direction til it stopped. Applejack sighed in relieve that she survived it. Then she hopped out of the truck and looked at the flat tire and the nail.
"Man snuggle-muffins!! I got a flat tire! Now I gotta fix it." Applejack said.
She got out her toolbox and tried to fix the tire. As ahe was doing this she didn't even notice that a familiar Ferrari rode passed her and in the back seat Rainbow saw AJ and stood in fear hoping she won't see her. Luckily she didn't and Rainbow sighed in relieve. Ferris saw that and asked.
"What's the matter Rainbow?" Ferris said.
"I thought I saw something. But I guess not." Rainbow said.
Back with Applejack she turned her head in the direction of the Ferrari that was far away now. She must have thought that it was some other teens riding.
"Meh. Teens will be teens I guess. Now lemme finish the repair." Applejack said.
After a long period of time she finally fixed the tire and was now covered in sweat. Her hair was now messier than before. She hopped back in the truck and got ready to ride.
"Okay. Now I will try once more to find Rainbow. If I can't I will head home and forget about this." Applejack said and rode off trying again.
Author's Note
Applejack still not quitting. Let's hope that they will get home soon before she catches them or Rooney.
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Back with Ferris and the gang they were riding back home after a long day of excitement they had. As for Rainbow she finally got the time she wanted off away from any test she didn't want to take.
"I feel pretty good." Cameron said.
"Yeah?" Ferris said.
"I feel real good. Those guys.... Those guys were nice, huh? At the garage. I was a little worried about them. Turned out good." Cameron said.
"Yeah. Ferris my man you did an awesome job giving us the time of our lives." Rainbow said.
Ferris smiled as a way of saying thanks. But when he saw the mile meter he got nervous.
"Hey. Cameron." Ferris said.
"Yeah?" Cameron said.
"How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?" Ferris said.
"126 and halfway between three and four-tenths. Why? How many miles are on it now?" Cameron said.
When he saw the meter Ferris knew exactly what would happen.
"Here's where Cameron goes berserk." Ferris said.
And like that Cameron screamed his lungs out echoing through the whole city. Everyone had to cover their ears from that noise. The gang kept on riding but needed to help Cameron snap out of it.
"Cameron? Are you okay? Cam? Cameron cut that out!" Sloane said.
"We gotta help him snap out of it!" Rainbow said.
Back at the Bueller residence Jeanie is still hiding from the intruder. When she heard the doorbell she thought that the police were here to save her. But at the front door it wasn't the cops. It was actually a nurse with lots of flowers doing a little dance. And like that her hopes went back down the drain. She got annoyed and slammed the door in her face.
Back with Ferris and the gang they were still trying to help Cameron snap out of it.
"Ferris. Why is Cameron still like this?" Rainbow said.
"This might very well be for real. I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two. He's always been a little keyed up. All I wanted to do was give him a good day. We're gonna graduate in a couple of months and then...we'll have the summer. He'll work and i'll work. We'll see each other at night and on the weekends. Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another. Basically that will be it. Sloane's as big a problem. She still has another year of high school. How do I deal with that? I was serious when I said I would marry her. I would." Ferris said.
"That's nice Ferris and I wish Cameron would understand what me and my friends go through everyday. Does he even have a girlfriend?" Rainbow said.
"Cameron? Cam? Can you hear me? Cameron? Blink if you understand me." Sloane said.
"Cameron has never been in love. At least nobody's been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit....because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind....as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him. Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. Just doesn't work." Ferris said.
"You're right. I betcha Rarity can respect him better." Rainbow said.
"Ferris? Rainbow? We better try something else. This isn't working." Sloane said.
So they were now at a pool and hot tub hoping that it would at least help Cameron relax but with no results.
"You feeling any better Cameron?" Ferris said but no respond.
"Cam, why don't you come in here? It's really nice." Sloane said. Again no respond.
"Cameron I could flip out real easy too. It's okay. Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo." Sloane said.
Cameron looked at the water and planned a prank on Ferris.
"Guys? Maybe we should have let him rest at the beginning." Rainbow said.
"Maybe he's really sick. Maybe he isn't just torturing himself." Ferris said.
Then Cameron fell in the water and everyone panicked seeing him sink to the bottom. But for Cameron he knew what would fool Ferris. Then Ferris and Rainbow jumped in and grabbed Cameron out of the water hoping he's not dead.
"Cameron! What the hell was he doing?! Trying to kill himself?!" Rainbow said.
"Hey! Hey Cameron! Cam. Cameron wake up! Come on wake up. Hey, wake up! Oh shit Cameron come on. Cameron!! Come on wake up!! Hey!" Ferris said.
Then Cameron woke up smiling.
"What is that?" Ferris said.
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." Cameron said.
"You pranked us? When did you do that?" Rainbow said.
"I learned it from you Rainbow. Borrowed a page from your book." Cameron said.
"Oh you bitch. Oh you son of a bitch." Ferris said.
Then everyone broke out in a playful water fight knowing all's well ends well.
At a police station we see Jeanie sitting down all grumpy. Knowing the cops thought that she made a phony phone call things were definitely worse now. And during her time she spent talking with a criminal next to her. And clearly he's the only one who understands what her situation is. Quite frankly he gave her advice that might help her in the future. But her parents will not be happy hearing that.
Author's Note
Sorry for the wait. Here's an update
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Back at Cameron's house they were waiting to see if the miles went down. Ferris tried putting the car in reserve and see what happens.
"You know that whole time I was just thinking things over. I was like....I was like meditating. Then I sort of watched myself from the inside. I realized it was ridiculous, being afraid, worrying about everything, wishing I was dead. All that shit. I'm tired of it." Cameron said.
"Well im glad that you now realize that there's more out there. So how was today?" Rainbow said.
"It's the best day of my life. Im gonna miss you guys next year." Cameron said.
"Me too buddy." Rainbow said.
"Cameron? Can I ask you a question?" Sloane said.
"Yeah?" Cameron said.
"Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi? Did you?" Sloane said.
Cameron smiled and laughed a little.
"You saw her? I thought you were a catatonic. That's okay. At least you finally got a smile out. Sloane ain't embarrassed are you?" Rainbow said.
"Not at all Rainbow." Sloane said.
"I better go check on the car." Cameron said.
He got up and headed in to see how it was doing. But when he saw the mile meter he was a little mad.
"Hey Ferris!" Cameron said as Ferris came in.
"Yeah?" Ferris said.
"The miles aren't coming off. The miles aren't coming off in reserve." Cameron said.
"Well I thought that might be a problem. Just have to crack open the odometer roll it back by hand." Ferris said.
"No. Forget it. Forget it." Cameron said.
"Why are you saying forget it?" Rainbow said.
"I gotta take a stand. Im bullshit. I put up with everything. My old man pushes me around. I never say anything! Well, he's not the problem. Im the problem. I gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not gonna sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. Im gonna take a stand. Im gonna defend it. Right or wrong im gonna defend it." Cameron said.
"But how dude?" Rainbow said.
She got her answer when Cameron started stomping and smashing the car with his feet and fists. For the first time in his life he his unleashing all his anger on his dad who never loves him. After a few minutes he stopped. The others were surprised at that.
"Shit. I dented the shit out of the car. My father will come home he'll see what I did. I can't hide this. He'll come home he'll see what I did. He'll have to deal with me. I don't care. I really don't. Im just tired of being afraid. Hell with him. I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face." Cameron said.
"Finally your being a man. Good on you Cameron." Rainbow said.
But then the car rode backwards after Cameron put his foot on it and broke the window and crashed into the ground. When everyone saw the destroyed car they were shocked.
"What'd I do?" Cameron said.
"You killed the car." Ferris said.
"Yeah it's messed up really bad." Rainbow said.
Cameron walked to see the car that is now destroyed. He saw shocked too.
"Whoa. Holy shit." Cameron said.
"Cameron it's my fault. I'll take the heat for it. We'll wait for your father to come home and when he gets here i'll tell him that I did it. He hates me anyway." Ferris said.
"Ferris." Rainbow said seeing Ferris being a friend to Cameron.
"No. I'll take it." Cameron said.
"No. No you don't want this much heat." Ferris said.
"I want it. If I didn't want it I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning." Cameron said.
"I made you take the car this morning." Ferris said.
"I could've stopped you. It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know? No, I want it. Im gonna take it. That's it. When Morris comes home he and i'll just have a little chat. It's cool. No, it's gonna be good. Thanks anyway. And Rainbow? Tell your friends that I said hi." Cameron said.
"I will Cameron. Thank you for sharing the day with us. I hope to see you again soon." Rainbow said as she, Ferris and Sloane headed out waving goodbye to Cameron.
At the police station we see Mrs Bueller who was not happy about that her daughter was arrested.
"This is all a shock to me. I mean, first of all I don't know why she wasn't in school. And second of all I just can't believe she came to you with this story about an intruder." Mrs Bueller said.
"Well for whatever reason she did it, I think she's had a pretty good scare." The police chief said.
"Well I really appreciate you calling me. I can assure you that her father and I are going to have a long talk with her when we get home. Thank you so much." Mrs Bueller said.
"Oh by the way, I hope your son is feeling better. Tell him that all the guys at the station are pulling for him." The police chief said.
"Right." Mrs Bueller said as she walked out.
She saw Jeanie making out with the criminal and cleared her throat getting her attention. It was clear that she is pissed with Jeanie. Then she told Jeanie to come with her cause she wanted to get out of here. Jeanie was laughing telling the criminal to call her but her mom wasn't having any of it.
Author's Note
Time to race home!!
Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off
With Sloane, Ferris and Rainbow they were at Sloane's house saying their goodbyes.
"I had a great time today." Sloane said.
"Yeah. It was pretty cool." Ferris said.
"It was more than cool. It was awesome. Im so glad I met you Ferris." Rainbow said.
"Do you..Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay?" Sloane said.
"Oh yeah. Yeah sure for the first time in his life. He's gonna be just fine." Ferris said.
Then the two smiled and leaned in close to each other.
"You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning didn't you?" Sloane said.
"Yeah man. You totally planned this." Rainbow said.
"Me? No." Ferris said but Rainbow smirked knowing he was lying.
Then the two shared one last kiss before Ferris looked on the watch and realized it was almost 6pm.
"Oh shit. It's almost 6. We have to go." Ferris said.
"You're right. Come on!" Rainbow said as the two ran off hoping to get their in time.
"I love you!" Sloane said.
"I love you too!" Ferris said.
"He's gonna marry me." Sloane said knowing her dreams will come true. Ferris and Rainbow ran straight back to Ferris's house.
With Mrs Bueller and Jeanie her mom was still mad at his daughter.
"Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work to pick up your daughter at the police station?" Mrs Bueller said.
"No not really." Jeanie said.
"Well, on top of everything else I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people!" Mrs Bueller said.
"Im sorry." Jeanie said.
"I was gonna take my commission and buy Ferris a car." Mrs Bueller said.
Back with Ferris and Rainbow they kept running til they stopped seeing his sister and mom in the car. Then they knew it was on now! The two ran fast as they can to reach the house before they do. Ferris knew that if Jeanie gets there first they are both busted. So Ferris used some shortcuts to by some time. And as luck would have it the police car was slowing them down making it easier for Rainbow and Ferris. This race lasted for a while of course their were some obstacles they needed to dodge but the two kept going to beat them in time. Then at one of the backyards they jumped on a trampoline and made it to the house but the backdoor was locked they looked for the key but then a black torn shoe stepped in front of them. It was none other than Rooney.
"Looking for this?" Rooney said holding it.
The two were shocked seeing Rooney in front of them.
"You. You're Rooney. The guy Ferris told me." Rainbow said.
The parents were heading inside the house to check on Ferris. Back with Ferris and Rainbow they were still shocked seeing Rooney.
"You're the guy that Ferris always made an ass out of." Rainbow said
"You damn right. But this time I got you Ferris and you. I have dreamed about this. This time goddamn you little bastard I got you right where I want you. So how would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision. As for you 'Rainbow' I think the police would love to see you at the station." Rooney said as Jeanie opened the door.
"Hi. Thank god you're all right. You know we've been worried sick about you." Jeanie said as she winked at Ferris knowing she as his back. Rainbow smiled at that.
"Thank you Mr. Rooney for driving him home." Jeanie said making Rooney confused.
"Now I want the both of you to get upstairs and in bed. Scoot!" Jeanie said.
The two obeyed her and headed to the bedroom. Rooney was about to explode.
"Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris trying to walk home from the hospital? Oh kids. By the way Mr Rooney you left your wallet on the kitchen floor." Jeanie said.
Rooney was now even more shocked than ever and she threw his wallet in the water and slammed the door waking up the dog. It growled and attacked Rooney while he yelled in pain. The two ran in the bedroom and Rainbow hid behind the bed while Ferris took his clothes off and got in. But his radio was still on. So he used a baseball to shut it off and it landed in his glove and quickly laid down. And on cue his parents came in. His mother placed her hand on his head.
"He's still awfully warm." Mrs Bueller said.
"How you feeling?" Mr Bueller said.
"150% better. Thank you. Please don't make me stay home again. I wanna go to school. I have to graduate in June and i-i..." Ferris said.
"Ferris you're sick. Now don't go pushing yourself and making it worse. " Mr. Bueller said.
"Maybe your right dad." Ferris said.
"I know im right pal." Mr Bueller said.
"How did you get to be so sweet?" Mrs Bueller said.
"Years of practice." Ferris said.
His parents smiled and gave him a blanket. Then they left to get settled in and shut the door. Ferris sighed in relief and Rainbow came out of her hiding spot.
"Ferris. Thank you so much for everything you did for me today. I will never forget that buddy. Now I gotta get home. Hope to see you around." Rainbow said as she winked at him and went out the window and headed home.
Ferris smiled and had one last thing to say. "Yep. I said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around every once in a while you could miss it."
He smiled and we know he's right.
Author's Note
One left!
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It was summer now and Rainbow made it home in time yesterday. She got her swimming gear and headed for the beach to meet up with her friends. But before she did she saw Applejack in a bad state.
"Hey AJ. What happened to you?" Rainbow said.
"I had a horrible day yesterday. And Rainbow? I know you ditched school. But you're lucky that I didn't catch you. So many obstacles I had to dodge." Applejack said.
"Ok AJ look I just wanted a break from Flintheart's bullshit and rest. You understand that right?" Rainbow said.
"Yes. Ok Rainbow since you got off the hook this time here's a deal. I won't tell anyone about you ditching school if you promise that you'll take the history final next year and you help me heal my minor injuries." Applejack said.
Rainbow sighed but agreed. "Ok. Deal. It's better than nothing."
"Good. Glad to hear that. But for now let's go enjoy the beach." Applejack said.
"Exactly what I was thinking." Rainbow said.
The two walked off and headed to the beach to enjoy the sun. And that my friends is how Rainbow enjoyed a day off with Ferris Bueller.
Author's Note
Hope you liked that. And remember if you're actually sick then rest in bed. But if you're faking it then you could get in trouble.
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Back at Canterlot High we see the girls relaxing on the bleachers. Applejack was still thinking that something was off about Rainbow not being at school. In fact when she made that cal she couldn't help but realize that it was a bunch of lies. Now this annoyed the girls except for Pinkie. They got up and left Applejack and Pinkie all alone.
"Applejack you still thinking about Rainbow?" Pinkie asked.
"Yes. Im starting to think that after that phone call there was still something going on. Like she was lying to skip school. Now I know she did that a few times in the previous 2 years but never during her Junior year." Applejack said.
"Um Applejack? I got something to confess about yesterday when we talked to Rainbow." Pinkie said.
"What is it Pinkie?" Applejack said.
"Well yesterday after we talked to Rainbow I saw her with a boy who sat next to her on the bench." Pinkie said.
"A boy? She doesn't usually sit with boys. She's not the romantic person." Applejack said.
"I know. Well after he sat next to her he must have heard her issue with the test and offered her a deal to hang out with him and his friends to ditch school." Pinkie said.
"What?! Are you saying Rainbow was lying all this time to skip school?!" Applejack said.
"Just a hunch." Pinkie said.
"Who was that boy she's with?" Applejack said.
"I believe I heard him saying it was Ferris Bueller. That's his name." Pinkie said.
"Ferris huh? I KNEW something was up with Rainbow after that call. I have to catch Rainbow in the act and bring her back here so she can take that test!" Applejack said.
"But how will you do that? She can be anywhere." Pinkie said.
"Which is why I have a GPS installed in my truck. I'll use it to located where Rainbow is going and find her. Once I do I will bring her here and she'll have no choice but to take that test." Applejack said.
"But the others think that she's sick. So does Principal Celestia." Pinkie said.
"That's what THEY think right now. But when I catch Rainbow i'll make them see the truth. I'll see you later Pinks." Applejack said as she left.
She got in the truck actived her GPS and typed in Rainbow's location. They it showed the route of where she is and was a few hours long. But she proceed to get Rainbow.
"Rainbow Dash. Here I come." Applejack said and drove off.
Author's Note
Oh no! Pinkie exposed Rainbow's secret to Applejack and now she's on their trail! You better be aware of her and Rooney! It's up to you to not get caught Ferris and Rainbow!
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We see a car driving downtown and to our surprise it was Rooney. He looked around to see where Ferris could possibly be. Then he walked into a restaurant seeing lots of people enjoying themselves. Then he spotted a boy wearing the exact same clothes Ferris did. He smirked and walked to him knowing he's caught.
"Les jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up. Your ass is mine." Rooney said.
But when the person turned around it wasn't Ferris at all. It was a girl!! Rooney was shocked seeing that and felt real embarrassed. But just when he was about to say sorry she took some soda and spit right in his face. He didn't like that as he went to get some napkins and cleaned his face. He then saw a baseball game playing.
"What's the score?" Rooney said.
"Nothing, nothing." The chef said.
"Who's winning?" Rooney said.
"The Bears." The chef said.
Rooney finished cleaning up his face and threw the napkin away.
With Ferris and the gang they were watching the game live. Rainbow was loving the game a lot.
"Wow! Nice catch Ferris!" Rainbow said.
"Thanks but I think I broke my thumb." Ferris said.
"Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing batter. Come on guys." Cameron said.
"Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing batter." Cameron, Ferris and Rainbow said.
"He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing batter." Cameron said.
"Knock them out of the park Cubs! Cream those Bears!!" Rainbow said.
"Hey Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?" Ferris said.
The two laughed at the joke as they all continued watching the game.
Back at the high school we see the gym teacher training the students on the tracks and we see a car with Jeanie driving it meaning she was gonna find a way to bust Ferris.
"I hate him." Jeanie said as she rode off.
