The Equestria Girls world still doesn't seem quite right, somehow. Somehow, (anthro) Shining Armor has to try and make sense of all these icons and stuff before his big date night with (human) Cadance. Time to figure out what 'eggplant' means...

Contains: dubious consent, weird dating simulation stuff, anthro on human, flashing, casual sex, public sex, cheating/infidelity (by accident?)
Cover image based on 1041169 by uotapo and 1183742 by ambris and marcus todjel.