My interpretation

by jmart541

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Random, Dark
Length: 1032

a joke about MLP FiM that was thought up by my friend Goodbank

What I think about when watching the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. That is completely made up and should not be taken seriously.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-02 01:02:54 UTC

This is it...

My notes to the readers

The fanfic is really a joke sooooooooo, those of you who are dickbutts you don’t have to read but please do and another thing don’t be asshats.

And fuck you grammar Nazis just because I’m incapable of proper grammar doesn’t mean you can fuckn get all butthurt up in my ass.

Hope you enjoi niggah.

My opinion of My Little Pony Friendship is majik that is completely 100% truuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

My interpretation of Twilight

One day Twilight sparkle was being a faggot. Not Just a faggot, but a SUPER FAGGOT, and what does a super faggot do? Well they write a list of what to do that week, month, and year. That isn’t very hard, because all the faggots just be gay and shit. I mean she fucked every she-pony in ponyville. I believe this is because princess Celestia raped her as such a young pony. I mean at that age what else is she supposed to think, she was like 7 or something. The rape may have also caused her to be such an assdick shit covered bitch to spike. Like he does everything for that bitch and she doesn’t even put out, spikes a dragon, dragons have gigantic dicks niggah.

My interpretation of Spike

I only know this because I looked at them on a website, but I couldn’t buy them. L  Anyway spike is my favorite pony because he isn’t a pony. Ponies are faggots this show is for 6 year old girls anyway. The reason why I watch this show is because of spike, because he’s a dragon and not a yellow faggot with pink hair.

My interpretation of Faggotshy

Some of you may call it Fluttershy but me???

I call it Faggotshy.  Why is Fluttershy so shy anyway?  It’s like she has something to hide.  Every day she takes care of animals or does she really take care of the animals, you see what I think is the animals take care of Fluttershy’s ass with their genitalia.  In some of the episodes Angel is such a dick to Fluttershy it is kind of like one of those relationships where the man is an abusive dick and the woman just lets him slap her shit.  Why does this bitch even have wings?  I think we should amputate them and use them for wing implants for pegasi who can’t even use their wings, like scootaloo that dumb bitchass chicken.

My interpretation of Rainbowel Movement

The reason they call her Rainbow Dash is because she always has a place to be, like the bathroom because her bowels are always releasing and also her shit is rainbow colored because all she eats every day is a giant pack of skittles.  Oh also rainbow dash is a mega faggot, she is the commander of the faggot army. Twilight is also in this army but I give no shits so fuck twilight.

My interpretation of PearJack

One day Applebloom came back to Sweet Apple Acres and Applejack could just smell the black stank all over her, she could smell the chicken, watermelon, kool aid and white bitches. Applejack took a big whiff, hey Applebloom, you must be hungry out crusading  all day… Applebloom looked away,”no niggah”..  I MEAN sis, Applejack’s face now expressing anger, a look as if she could rape a bull and make it her bitch. AppleJack had confronted the only black pony in Ponyville, Zecora. Zecora opening the door not ready for what was to come of her, was knocked out by Applejack. Later she woke up with a noose around her neck, she begged Applejack to stop this monstrous act, but it was too late Zecora now hanging at the end of a noose attached to bloomberg she struggled to stay alive but died very quickly after dropping, not a big surprise.

My interpretation of The pink panther

After the hanging of zecora was over, pinkie came out of the bushes where she had been hiding. She closely examined the body, the cold and stiff body of zecora now if you don’t know what is about to go down then you are very stupid she obviously is about to rape zecora’s lifeless body duh. Pinkie quickly goes to work at expanding zecora’s asshole too about 4x its original size, then taking a ball out of a nearby tree. Thank god for those ball emergency balls all over ponyville. She thrusts the ball into zecora’s ass this nearly tears straight through her taint.  And as the blood dripped down her ass Pinkie dipped her hoof into zecora’s ass and used it as lubricant to strike the orgasms that lie deep in her vagina.

My interpretation of the other faggot.

Informational side note...

Rarity is my least favorite out of all other mane six.

One day Miss Perfect-ass Niggerson was going out for her weekly nip and tuck and occasional face lift and she happened upon the pink panther doing what she does best...

Hoofing herself right in the nicker.  Rarity, appalled, instantaneously regurgitated her last meal all over Pinkie’s Vagoo.  Increasing the speed and pleasure all together.  By adding this extra lubricant Pinkie slid further and further into her Vaginal lips.  Pinkie instantly orgasmed and came all over the already perfectly white mane of Rarity.  This appalled Rarity even more causing her to vomit and dry heave continuously for two hours and thirteen seconds and 12 minutes until she fell unconscious into her own regurgitation.  She awoke forty and a half seconds later still regurgitating, she asked Pinkie what happened and she said “you blacked out so I made you eat your own vomit, thinking it would wake you up...

I was wrong.”  She became appalled again and ran away.  As she ran she remembered that she had to go to her appointment so she went, still regurgitating her previously ingested regurgitation.  She got there and regurgitated her previously regurgitation all over the plastic surgeon and then miraculously imploded and that is how my amazing story ends.  Please like this and give me comments i want to her wut you have to say.  Also, the only reason Rarity was soooooo long is because I needed lots of words because this site makes you write 1000 god damn words in one fucking upload wooooooopiiieeeeee niggah.