Canterlot Castle was alight with laughter that echoed throughout the hallways. Princess Celestia managed to get a break from her royal duties, and decided to bring over two special guests for tea.

It was a far better way to relieve stress than the alternative, anyway.

“Waitwaitwait, Twilight really did that while in her tower?” Velvet giggled.

Celestia nodded. “She thought that being high up would prevent herself from being seen. Unfortunately, she didn’t account for the Wonderbolt trainees that were trying to practice that day.”

“Oooh, I think Dashie might have heard of that!” Windy grinned. “I wonder if she’s friends with the ones that saw Twilight…”

Velvet let out a little snort. “Wouldn’t that be a fun conversation with your daughter? ‘Hi sweetheart, next time you go to the Wonderbolts, ask them if they saw Twilight Sparkle in a window in a Canterlot tower about who knows how many moons ago!’”

“I’m sure Windy has asked Rainbow Dash for far worse…” Celestia chuckled.

Windy blushed, nervously tapping her hooves together.

Velvet giggled before taking a sip of tea. “Mmm, this tea is absolutely divine, Celestia!”

Celestia gracefully bowed her head. “Why thank you, Velvet, it’s one of my favorite blends!”

“And this cake!” Velvet lifted up a slice, stuffing it into her face, talking as she chewed. “Mmmh! It’s so chocolatey and moist! Oooh, this is fantastic, Windy!”

“Ohoho stop, you’re gonna make me blush! This was nothing special!” Windy squealed, trying to deflect the compliments.

Celestia warmly smiled and shook her head. “Don’t be so modest, Windy. You’ve truly honed your baking skills!”

Windy certainly wasn’t going to turn down a compliment from Celestia herself. Especially since she’s been there to compare her growth. “You truly mean that?”

“I do,” Celestia winked. “It’s become quite a guilty pleasure for me to enjoy your confectionery masterpieces! If I’m not careful, it might go straight to my flanks!”

Velvet turned her head to the side and started snickering, obviously trying to hide her amusement, but failing miserably considering Celestia was two feet away from her.

Celestia simply smirked, cocking her head with a shrug. “Well, I have plenty of embarrassing stories about Twilight Sparkle, but I also have a few involving you too, Velvet.”

The snide giggling immediately stopped from Velvet’s side as her eyes widened in fear. “Y-You do?”

Windy leaned forward. “Is that so, Princess?”

“Oh yes, they’re quite juicy tales, Windy. Would you like to hear of the time Velvet was visiting Shining Armor when he was still a guard in training?”

Velvet’s face instantly went red, knowing the exact story she was talking about.

“Would I ever!”

“Well, it had been about…two months since Shining Armor had started his training,” Celestia reminisced. “Velvet was quite excited to stop by and see how her son was doing…”

Velvet’s hooves nervously tapped against the table. “Y-Y’know, we don’t really have to go into details about this…!”

Celestia continued through Velvet’s nervous protests. “Although I gave her directions to the where the training room was, the poor mare got a bit lost and ended up going into the locker room instead…”

Velvet pressed her face against the table as Windy gasped loudly. “No! She didn’t!”

“She did. Poor Velvet waltzed right into the locker room, in front of all those sweaty and exhausted stallions…Oh, I don’t know who was more embarrassed that day, the guards or Velvet!”

As Windy started cackling at Velvet’s old misfortune, the unicorn crossed her hooves and huffed. “I was only in there for a moment…”

“But you saw enough to last a lifetime, didn’t you?” Windy said before wheezing with laughter.

“Oooh, you just wait until December, Windy!” Velvet grumbled, though she still had a smile on her face. “You better watch your flank!”

“Assuming you make it to the end…”

“That’s rich, coming from somepony who also hasn’t made it yet!”

“Ladies, please,” Celestia calmly intervened. “This is meant to be a fun event for everyone. No need for hostilities here, playful or otherwise.”

Windy and Velvet lowered her heads. “R-Right, sorry, Princess…” they both apologized.

Celestia smirked. “Though if we’re on the subject, what are your thoughts on the chances of your children making it through the month?”

“Well, of COURSE I’m going to say that my Dashie’s going to go all the way again!” Windy proudly declared. “She’s going to go on a streak!”

Velvet needed a moment to gather her thoughts. “Well, Shining’s chastity shield, odd as it is, has been effective, so I think he’ll be good. Spike has had a solid amount of restraint, but that could change easily, especially since he’s been hanging out with those other dragons and Cadence and such. As for Twilight…hmm…”

“Twilight’s a bit of a wild card, isn’t she?” Celestia chuckled.

“Well, she hasn’t had a great record, but she’s done so much better recently. She’s just as voyeuristic as she is horny…it’s like a coin flip, really.”

“What about you, Princess?” Windy pointed at Celestia. “What kind of bets are you making?”

The princess gave the two mares a cheeky smile as she turned her head up. “Well, I’ve just been swamped with work recently, and Luna’s more of the type to gather information by delving into wet dreams…”

“Buuuuut?” Both moms said.

“With Yona out, I might be the only reason Sandbar is still in, which I think is quite adorable.”

As the two moms laughed and sipped their tea, Celestia looked over to Twilight Velvet, noticing some of the chocolate cake smeared on her face. “Oh, Velvet, you’ve got a little bit of…” She gestured to her cheek.

Velvet touched her hoof to her own, blushing in shock.

“Ah, let me get that for you.”

Before Velvet could do anything, Celestia leaned forward, quickly licking the cake off her cheek.

Pomf!

“Mmm! So delicious!” Celestia smacked her lips. “It’d be quite a shame to let that cake go to waste, wouldn’t you agree, Windy?”

A quiet squeak left Windy’s lips as she nodded, genuinely considering smashing her face into the rest of the cake on the table.

Cozy Glow rested next to one of Ponyville’s fountains, shuffling through her notes as she muttered to herself.

“Well, can’t do that anymore, that one’s complicated and I’d probably have to ask for Babs’s help, that one might work but I’d need to convince Pinkie Pie to let me use Sugarcube Corner’s kitchen, that one will probably get me killed by Chrysalis, but it’d be sooooo worth it!”

The gears in Cozy’s head grinded to a halt when her plotting was interrupted by a “Hey there-”

“GYAAAAAH!” Cozy screamed and hurriedly gathered up all her papers, turning to hide them behind her back.

“Woah there! Sorry! Didn’t mean to scare you,” Feather Bangs said, his eyes almost as wide as Cozy’s. “Just saw you sitting all by your lonesome and thought maybe you could use some company.”

It didn’t take long for Cozy to recognize the stallion. Babs had informed her about her own encounter with Feather Bangs, but a bit of eavesdropping taught her about his attempts to woo the other ladies. No doubt he was going to try the same thing on her.

Cozy immediately put on her sweetest voice and grin. “Oh, that’s real sweet of you, Feather Bangs! I was feeling a bit lonely, actually!”

Feather Bangs did his signature mane-flip as he smiled. “Well, you’re lucky I found you then. What were you doing, hanging by this fountain anyway?”

“Oh…uh…I was just…so troubled, thinking of who I wanted to be with for the orgy later! There’s just soooo many choices!”

“Aw, I know, right?” Feather Bangs sat down next to her. “It’s almost painful to have all these choices.”

Cozy tried to hide her notes as best she could, still playing along. “Yeah, but I’m sure a charming stallion like yourself just has mares throwing themselves at your hooves everyday!”

“Hah, I wish,” Feather Bangs chuckled. “But given the ones I’ve met so far, I’m pretty sure most of them are into me.”

Cozy forced her biggest grin as she pushed down the urge to throw up. “I…believe it!”

Feather Bangs scooted a little bit closer to Cozy. “But if you were still looking for a partner for the orgy later, I can be available.”

“Aw, that’s so sweet of you!” As saccharine as Cozy’s voice was, this was the hardest test of her facade yet.

Feather Bangs ran a hoof through his own mane before pointing at Cozy and winking. “I can never turn down a mare in need! Especially one as cute as you, heh.”

Cozy bit her tongue behind her smile as she repressed a scream, until she was hit with an idea. “Actually, there is something you could do for me, something that’d be perfect for a charming stallion like you!”

His ego being so easily stroked, Feather Bangs raised a curious eyebrow. “Of course. Name it, and I’ll see it done!”

Cozy’s eyes started to shimmer as she went over the details. “Well, you see, I’ve been having trouble trying to figure out who to be with for the orgy, but my friend probably needs way more help than me! Do you think you could go and sweep her off your hooves?”

Now that sounded like the perfect assignment for Feather Bangs. “Aw, you’re so sweet, thinking of others, Cozy! I’d be more than happy to do my thing for your friend!”

“That’s great! She’s gonna be so happy!” Cozy said, with a mischievous cackle slipping through her fake giggling. “I’ll tell her to meet you at the Everfree Forest tomorrow at noon, okay?”

“Heh, sounds like a date!”

“You’re the best, Feather Bangs!” Cozy gave him a hug, her real wicked expression finally showing for a brief second. “I’m really glad we got the chance to meet up.”

“Me too, it’s always a pleasure to spend time with a beautiful mare.”

Cozy Glow watched as Feather Bangs skipped away, smiling and shaking her head with a soft chuckle. “Oh, he’s gonna die.”

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle found herself in a place she usually found herself in the middle of November: In her castle, in the map room, all alone, with the doors locked.

Her breathing was tense and heavy, her hooves trembled, her wings twitched at the slightest thought of seeing the back or bottom half of one of her friends.

She couldn’t even blame being in heat for her struggles, she was just horny.

And like it or not, she started falling to her urges.

She sat at her throne, hoof anxiously tapping against the surface of the table. Her library of footage was small, but what she managed to record was worth watching over and over again.

It felt so wrong in her heart to watch her friends like this, but in her loins, it felt so good.

Maybe if she just watched the footage of her, Sunset, and Starlight this time. The magic from the other two unicorns pulsing through her body was unforgettable.

If only she could’ve recorded that roleplay with Mina. That was a creative little experience with the dragon, even if it was a bit silly. Though she knew Zecora had potions to relive past experiences.

Twilight shook her head and quietly chided herself. Even if she did bother going out, Zecora would just playfully tease her for her lack of restraint.

…Though she still had that footage of Spike dropping out just for her…

It wasn’t particularly long, or intense, but it was sweet and loving.

Plus, he did make it for her specifically. She could just edge for as long as it lasted and then just go on with her day like normal!

Before her common sense could tell her no, Twilight had already started up the footage.

“Hey, Twi. Had to wait ‘til you weren’t lookin’, so thanks for the distraction, Princess…” Spike’s recorded voice addressed.

As Spike started feeling up his shaft, Twilight leaned back on her throne, spreading her legs, slowly stroking herself with her hoof.

Twilight mouthed along throughout Spike’s monologue. Her hoof moved in sync with his hand. Quiet gasps and moans escaped the princess’s lips as she watched Spike slowly pumped his shaft.

But then, just as he was getting to the part about getting Twilight to the end, the recording of Spike stopped. Not like the recording was broken, but Spike simply stopped jerking off.

Twilight paused as well, ready to check and see if Spike snuck in something else as some sort of prank.

The recording of Spike smirked and cocked his head, and a very familiar, yet un-Spike-like voice came out of his lips.

“You know, most ponies would just look at regular porn like any decent degenerate.”

Twilight’s hoof immediately clutched her chest as she screamed in terror, though she immediately knew the culprit. “Discord?! What the FUCK!?”

The draconequus made himself appear, snapping his body into the room. “Hey, don’t get mad at me, I’m just trying to stop you from doing the wrong thing!”

As twisted as Discord’s plan was, it almost worked. Twilight was significantly less horny after that scare, though replacing horny with angry and terrified wasn’t Twilight’s ideal solution.

Discord laid himself out on the table, right in front of the paused Spike video, browsing through the files. “I mean honestly, what is it about princesses and voyeurism, anyway? Princess Luna looks through wet dreams, Princess Cadence is a shipping fiend, and look at you, living bicuriously through everyone else via these recordings!”

“Hey, c’mon, I’m just trying to have fun!” Twilight protested, trying to take control of the map back.

“You’ve probably watched this one…how many times now?” Discord asked, pointing to the holographic Spike. “It’s so corny! How do you listen to it, much less get turned on by it?”

Twilight’s wings flared up. “He’s speaking from the heart! Spike was sacrificing his perfect win streak just to motivate me to finally get a win!”

Discord immediately rolled his eyes. “Sheesh, what fanfictions have you been reading recently?”

“Discord!”

“Fine, fine. As your friend, I just wanted to help you out. Help you be less horny and all that. I just thought it’d be a shame for you to drop out due to your own old home movies.”

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “Really? You want to help me out?”

“I do! But if you want to stick it out with your own grit, far be it from me to stop you,” Discord said, ready to snap himself out of the room.

“Wait!” Being who he was, Twilight was certain Discord was up to something, but being so worked up, she didn’t have the time or patience to figure out what it was. “Fine…help me be less horny.”

With a smile, Discord turned around, flourishing his hands. “Very well, this shouldn’t take too long.”

He reached his paw forward, pinching onto the tip of Twilight’s horn, and with a simple flick of the wrist, he painlessly detached the princess’s horn from her head. “Viola! You are now less horny!”

Twilight’s expression fell flat. “Ha ha, real cute, Discord,” she dryly laughed. “Are you going to actually help me?”

“Oh, but I am!” Discord insisted. “Now you can’t conjure up any dildos or vibrators to make you lose! You’re welcome, by the way.”

Twilight had hoped that Discord’s joke would’ve actually helped her, but no, the fiery lust in her loins was still there. “Come on! This isn’t helping anything!”

Discord waggled his finger. “I respectfully disagree, Twilight. Besides, do you really need it?”

“Discord! I need it! Quit the teasing and just give it to me already!”

“Quite the interesting word choice, but what kind of friend would I be to say no?”

With a wave of his claw, Twilight flipped over onto the table, lying on her back, with Discord holding her horn right in front of her.

“Discord, I’m not in the mood for-aaaaah!”

Twilight’s grumpiness was cut-off by Discord inserting the tip of her own horn into her pussy.

“Oh, I’d say you’re quite in the mood for this, Twilight,” Discord chuckled, slowly inserting more of her own horn inside her.

Twilight’s face twisted to show a mix of confusion and pleasure. She could still feel tactile sensations on her horn as it pushed against her inner walls. It was like a perverted masturbation, the way her own horn felt thrusting in and out of her.

While Twilight was preoccupied with herself, Discord discreetly started toying around with the table.

“Nnnf! Fuuuck! Discord! Ooooh!” Twilight spread out both her wings and her legs, twitching on the table as she started to give into the pleasure. His devious ploy was hitting two erogenous zones at the same time, sending her into a haze of horny delight.

Discord gradually worked more and more of Twilight’s horn inside her pussy, slowly twisting it around so that the spiraled curves rubbed against her inner walls.

Even with the knowledge that Discord was essentially using her detached horn as a dildo, Twilight still bobbed her head as if her horn was still on her head, desperately trying to squeeze out as much pleasure as possible, despite her fate being in the hands of Discord.

Discord continued with a smug grin on his face, deliberately keeping the poor princess on edge, watching her helplessly crane her neck in an attempt to climax faster was far too much fun.

Twilight pounded her hoof against the table, sweating bullets as she thrusted her hips. Knowing who she was dealing with, she decided to just be blunt. “Discord…just…just do it already! M-Make me cum!”

“Of course, Princess. Luckily for you, I’m a good enough friend to know all the right buttons to press to turn you on.”

Discord pressed his thumb against the bottom of Twilight’s horn, and it whirred to life, buzzing against Twilight’s pussy lips like a vibrator.

“YES! YES! OHHHH FUCK ME!” Twilight arched her back high, wings flapping and sending feathers flying as she screamed with pleasure. There was no time to be upset that she lost, or confused on why her horn was suddenly vibrating; just chaotic, erotic relief.

Just for nostalgia’s sake, Discord conjured up a list detailing Twilight’s downfall, right over the table.

“Player: Princess Twilight Sparkle

Location: Ponyville

Method: Too horn-y

Date: November 12th

Just like old times, eh?”

Cadence sensed a change in the crystal hearts, and immediately rushed over. The grin on her face got wider when she saw Twilight’s heart being the one that was changing.

Just like Yona’s, the crystal heart with Twilight’s embedded into it started to spin faster and faster, the image now a perfect head-on angle of Twilight screaming in ecstasy as Discord’s paw shoved her own horn inside her.

“Oh, I am SO bringing this up at Hearth’s Warming!”

As the princess lay on the table in defeat, Discord put Twilight’s sticky horn back on her forehead where it belonged, gently caressing her cheek. “There, feel free to replay that moment for future years to come, Twilight.”

Author's Note

It's important to practice self-love and learn how to explore your own body.

3239235