For Princess Cadence, most designated meetings were business-related: Diplomacy with other countries, discussing policy with the citizens, an Equestrian summit with Celestia, and very rarely a moment to spend time with Twilight.

However, today she was allowed a little personal time to entertain a guest. He wasn’t somepony Cadence was particularly close to, yet she was very interested in having a chat with him.

They stayed at one of the castle’s balconies, overlooking the rest of the empire.

“So, Feather Bangs, we’re a couple weeks in, are you enjoying yourself so far?” Cadence asked.

“Oh, definitely!” Feather Bangs chuckled. “I’ve already met so many lovely mares and other kinds of creatures already. And today, I get the chance to meet another one,” he winked, clicking his tongue and pointing at Cadence.

Cadence leaned against the balcony, resting her chin on her hoof. “Do you just go around hitting on any female you see?”

“Only the beautiful ones. And I’ve never met one that wasn’t beautiful.”

It took a massive amount of self-restraint for Cadence not to roll her eyes, even playfully.

“Though I am kinda curious,” Feather Bangs rubbed the back of his neck. “Not that I’m not flattered to be invited here, but uh…why me? It’s not like we know each other that well, though I wouldn’t be against getting to know you better.”

“This is my first time hosting No Clop November, and I wanted to get some perspective,” Cadence explained. “A lot of the others have done this before, so I just wanted to see what a newcomer thinks about this whole thing.”

“Well, when I got invited, it was pretty confusing,” Feather Bangs started. “I mean, an invitation to some kind of sexy competition from a princess I never even met? But one of the other ponies back home gave me the gist and convinced me to go. When I got there though, I was just…amazed by all the dazzling sights!”

“Yeah? And what did you think about the Crystal Empire?” Cadence snarked.

Feather Bangs laughed nervously as Cadence immediately called him out. “Well, to be honest, I’ve never really seen that much of Equestria before outside of my hometown. For a while, it’s all been…samey. So it’s been really cool to see all these different creatures from all over the world!”

“I’ve heard you’ve been quite busy trying to be friendly with a lot of the other participants so far, any particular reason why?” Cadence asked, as if she didn’t already know the answer.

“Well if you must know, princess. I’ve caught wind that ponies find a partner during these things. Might as well shoot my shot, ya know?”

“Heh, normally those that participate are more focused on the orgy or trying to keep their horniness in check,” Cadence softly giggled, before getting another random twinge in her crotch that she tried to play off.

Feather Bangs flippantly shrugged. “What can I say? I’m a sucker for love.”

“So…what did you have in mind for me?”

Feather Bangs felt his heart skip a beat. “...Huh?”

“What kind of pick-up lines were you gonna use on me?” Cadence fluttered her eyelashes. “Come on, I’m curious.”

Feather Bangs went into a nervous sweat. “Wait, seriously? Aren’t you like, happily married? I don’t want to be like a homewrecker or anything…!”

Cadence giggled at how quickly Feather Bangs’s composure crumbled. “I assure you that my love for Shining is as strong as ever. But given the nature of this month, we’re open to a little…experimentation.”

Feather Bangs started to stammer. This felt like the situation with Yona all over again, only this time with royalty. “I…uh…you’re kinda putting me on the spot here…”

Cadence continued to press him. “I mean, surely you thought of something you wanted to say to me when you got the invitation to meet me today, right? Or was that thing you said about me being a lovely mare and wanting to know me better just empty words?”

“No no no no no no, that’s not it at all! I just…uh…” Feather Bangs racked his brain, trying to think of something. “Um…uh…T-That crystal heart in your castle’s got a real bright shine, but if I’m being honest, your, uh…beauty is more blinding!” The smile on his face was clearly out of anxiety instead of charisma.

“Mmm, not bad. I thought you were gonna talk about how the crystals are expensive, but meeting me is priceless,” Cadence mused. “Though Shining has swept me off my hooves by saying far less, I suppose…”

Feather Bangs’s mouth was open, but words refused to come out.

“That was just an anecdote, not advice,” Cadence teased. “Thanks for your input on the event, Feather Bangs. You’re pretty sweet and cute, and I hope you find the one you’re looking for.”

That felt like a rejection, yet Feather Bangs felt oddly elated inside. “Um, uh…thanks!”

Cadence looked at the clock and sighed. “Well, guess I got more princess duties to do, so-”

“Wait!” Feather Bangs spoke up as Princess Cadence started to walk away. “Uh, could you maybe tell me how you and Shining Armor met? Like, how you two got together?”

“You wanna hear about how we fell in love? Trying to pick up more tips, are we?” Cadence smirked.

Feather Bangs shrugged with a nervous chuckle. “I mean, I’ve got the Princess of Love right here, no better place to learn, right? A-And I do really wanna know you better.”

Cadence mulled it over for a second before nodding in agreement. “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to have you keep me company while I prepare for the arrivals of Spike, Thorax and Ms. Harshwhinny.”

“...You said ‘Ms.’ and not ‘Mrs.’ right?”

With Fluttershy running out to do some quick errands, she had left Discord and Tree Hugger in her cottage in her absence.

Discord sat on the couch, grumpily crossing his arms and scowling at Tree Hugger’s stash of food like a child being put in time-out.

“What’s so special about you anyway…?” he muttered to himself, picking up a brownie from the plate and popping it into his mouth. He chewed pensively before swallowing it down, shrugging in indifference. It was a tasty brownie, but nothing to write home about.

Maybe another one would change his mind. He chewed another and his opinion changed very little.

He was about to try another one before Tree Hugger caught him with it in his claw. “Aw dude, they’re great, right?”

Discord hastily tried to put the brownie back on the plate. “They’re alright, I guess. I don’t know why Fluttershy’s going crazy about them.”

Tree Hugger grabbed the brownie Discord put away, immediately taking a bite herself. “Just give it a bit of time to kick in.”

“A bit,” Discord sneered. “Most baked goods are meant to give immediate gratification, followed by immediate regret.”

Tree Hugger hopped onto the couch with Discord. “You’ll see in a bit, just relaaaaax,” she winked. “C’mon, let’s do something fun while we wait for Flutters to get back.”

Discord gave a small smirk. “Very well, what do you suggest?”

It wasn’t a request that Discord got often, but he was not about to turn down an opportunity to just openly play with another pony like this.

With a little bit of magic, Discord made Tree Hugger’s body a lot more flexible. She could bend and twist and even squash and stretch her body around with no indication of pain or discomfort, allowing Discord to puppeteer her body to impossible positions. A simple use of his chaos magic, but undeniably a fun one when he could twist and bend a pony like rubber.

For Tree Hugger, it was a new experience, but oddly blissful. With Discord posing her body to stretch her hooves to places they normally wouldn’t go, it felt like transcending the limits of her pony body.

Time passed as Discord continued to toy with Tree Hugger’s body, twirling her around like a ballerina. “How much longer am I supposed to wait for it to ‘kick in’?” he huffed.

“Aaaany second now, dude,” Tree Hugger responded, mellow and content as ever.

Discord rolled his eyes. “If I have to wait another minute for these brownies I’m going tooooo…” he trailed off, his neck suddenly going limp and flopping onto the couch.

“Yeeeeaaahhhhh…” Tree Hugger nodded in satisfaction. “There we go.”

Discord shuddered and shivered himself back upright. “Bbbrbrbrbrb! That was…odd.”

Tree Hugger grasped onto Discord’s paw. “It’s alright, just go with the flow. It’s gonna get a little weird, and that’s okay.”

Discord flinched and pulled his paw away. “Oh puh-lease. Do you not remember who you’re talking to? I thrive off of weirdness! I…woooaaah…” As he tried to right himself back up, his entire body started fighting him, leaving him flopped down onto the couch..

“Yeah, those were the more powerful ones meant for me and Flutters,” Tree Hugger smiled. “It’s got a real kick to it.”

“Don’t you talk to me about power! A-HAH!” Discord immediately clasped his hands over his mouth. “...That wasn’t even that funny.”

Tree Hugger crawled onto Discord’s stomach, gently patting him in reassurance. “Just relaaaax…”

“...Were you always that shade of green?”

Discord stared at his own hands, unblinking, wondering why one of them had paws and the other didn’t when he heard Tree Hugger start to snicker on his stomach.

“What’s so funny?”

“It’s…it’s your dick, it’s like, really cute and stuff,” she giggled, poking at the tip.

Discord immediately started to blush. “Hey, c’mon, it’s not cute!” he protested.

“No, really! It’s got like, this really cute and unique aura to it!”

“Yeah? Well your ‘bushy forest’ has its own energy, too,” Discord sarcastically jabbed.

Tree Hugger smirked, lifting up her tail and grinding her flank on Discord’s noodly chest. “Really? Fluttershy told me that too.”

Discord could feel the wet and sticky drippings from Tree Hugger slide down his body. “Well, what kind of ‘vibes’ are you getting from me, then?”

Tree Hugger scooted closer to Discord’s crotch, holding her hooves a few inches from his shaft. “Mmm, I’m getting a lot of different kinds of vibes, dude. It’s like, a bunch of different voices talking over each other, but they’re all saying the same thing.”

Discord pursed his lips. That at least sounded vaguely like him. “And what are they saying to you?”

“...Eat me.”

With a soft giggle, Tree Hugger gave the tip of Discord’s dick a kiss before slipping in past her lips.

Discord’s body tensed up, looking down his body to see what Tree Hugger was doing, but seeing nothing but her flank and wet pussy instead.

“Well…what a coincidence…that’s the same kind of energy I’m getting from you.”

Being much longer, Discord easily bent his body to accommodate as he brought his face closer to Tree Hugger’s crotch.

Tree Hugger hummed in delight. She could feel her back half being lifted up as Discord’s tongue started to tease her vulva. She took her time to work the rest of his shaft into her mouth. Not out of a choking hazard fear, but to just savor the moment as each second took a minute to tick by.

Discord’s shaft started throbbing as he used his tongue to slowly run across Tree Hugger’s inner walls.

Tree Hugger nearly threw her head back to moan at finally being penetrated. She finally worked all of Discord’s dick into her mouth, then started to bob her head up and down.

To match, Discord plunged deeper. His long, forked tongue was able to snake around to hit all of Tree Hugger’s pleasure spots.

Tree Hugger lifted up her head to catch her breath and moan before going back down. “Woah…fuck, dude…keep doing that!”

Discord grabbed onto Tree Hugger’s flanks, using them as leverage to hold his head in place, but also to spread her legs apart.

Tree Hugger got into a rhythm of bobbing her head, spurred on by how intense Discord was lapping away.

Discord was making circles with his tongue before he suddenly stopped, a small chortle leaving his lips and going right into Tree Hugger’s crotch. He pulled himself away, barely composed. “Y-Ya know, Treezie, I knew these things were supposed to give you the munchies…but…but…baaaahahahahahahaha!” he leaned forward, laughing right into the mare’s pussy.

Discord’s laughter, while very pleasurable, was also highly contagious. She started giggling while Discord’s throbbing cock was in her mouth. She tried to keep pleasuring him, but she soon found herself laughing as hard as he was.

Their horny impulses had ground to a halt as the two just lay there on the couch, laughing at a punchline that never even happened, leaking pre all over the couch.

Even as the laughter died down, they were still giggling as they resumed, the barely restrained mirth mixing in with pleasure as Tree Hugger’s tongue lapped at Discord’s colorful tip, and Discord coiled his own tongue to move in and out of the pony’s pussy.

As they got closer and closer to an orgasm, more moaning mixed in with the giggling. Their lips buzzed in just the right places to create a seemingly endless feedback loop between pony and draconequus, until their pleasure finally reached a high, with Discord firing off first, and Tree Hugger following shortly after.

A double elimination meant that two more crystal hearts would change. In the middle of her story, Cadence immediately pulled Feather Bangs away to observe the magic in action.

“Wait wait wait wait, what’s going on, Princess?”

“Look! It’s happeniiiiing!”

They got to witness the spectacle of two hearts spinning rapidly, permanently reflecting the scene of the messy 69 session. With two of them being out from the same thing, each heart reflected half of the picture, being completed by the other heart.

“Yessss!” Cadence pumped her hooves. “I knew they’d get along eventually!”

“Wow…that’s…quite a lot of work you put into this…” Feather Bangs was impressed by the spectacle, but now that he saw it first-hoof, he was even more deterred by the prospect of losing.

As the pair were giggling and moaning on the couch in the afterglow, Fluttershy finally returned to see the mess that they made. Half-eaten food scattered about, the unmistakable smell of cum, brownies, and plants in the air, and more importantly, her two friends burying their faces in each other's crotches.

“Oh for fuck’s sake…”

Author's Note

"Is what we did called 'masturblazing' or 'highjacking'?"

"I think it's called 'weedwhacking', dude."

"It's called 'disappointing your friend'!"

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