Out in one of Ponyville’s scenic parks, Sandbar relaxed underneath the shade of the golden leaves of the trees, enjoying the cool breeze of the autumn air. A deep, cathartic sigh left his mouth as he leaned back against the trunk of the tree.

As he was taking in the view, the sound of leaves crunching underneath hooves told him somepony was getting closer.

“Oh hey, what took you so long?”

“Oh, sorry dude,” Tree Hugger nonchalantly shrugged. “Got held up with some stuff, you know how it is.”

“Ah, yeah,” Sandbar sympathetically nodded. “Well, it’s no big deal, we still got plenty of time to relax.”

“Totally.”

Tree Hugger joined Sandbar underneath the tree, just staring blankly out into the open, relaxing in the moment.

Sandbar was content with sitting with his friend in blissful silence, but something was picking in the back of his mind. “Hey, you’re not like, upset?”

Tree Hugger cracked an eye open. “Hm?”

“I dunno, it’s your first No Clop November, and you went out before the halfway point…” Sandbar tapped his hooves together.

“Ohoho, that!” Tree Hugger chuckled. “Nah, it’s cool.”

“...Really? Not bummed out at all?”

Tree Hugger dismissively waved her hoof. “These things happen, little dude. I may have had my fun a little earlier than I should’ve, but I don’t wanna ruin anyone else’s vibe with a depressing aura, y’know?”

Sandbar conceded the point. “Huh, you’re taking it better than most would, at least.”

“Would I have liked to join you at the orgy? Yeah.” Tree Hugger playfully punched him on the shoulder. “But don’t let me stop you from having fun.”

“Hah, don’t worry, I won’t.”

“So? What kinda stuff do you have planned?” Tree Hugger asked. “Paint a picture in my mind with your words.”

A small blush appeared on Sandbar’s cheeks. “Well, given who’s left, I think I’d like to try something out with Little Strongheart. From what Yona and Gallus have told me, she seems pretty nice…Might end up as a three-way with her and Braeburn, though I’m totally cool with that.”

Tree Hugger nodded along. “Mmm, sounds good.”

“After that? Hmm…” Sandbar tapped his hoof against the ground. “I’ve heard some good things from Spike so….maybe Thorax? I think he’d be a really crazy experience.”

“Oh yeah?”

For a second, Sandbar swore that he saw Tree Hugger’s eye twitch.

He nervously shifted his eyes back and forth as if what he was about to confess was a massive secret. “But uh…I don’t wanna jinx it, because I really want this one. I’m kiiiiinda saving this pent-up energy for Princess Celestia.”

“Shocker,” Tree Hugger smirked as she rolled her eyes.

“I mean yeah, she’s a princess and all and it’s not like royalty hasn’t participated in this stuff before, but like, there’s just something about her that’s just…amazing…” Sandbar held his hooves out in front of his face with wonder twinkling in his eyes.

“Oh, do go on…”

Sandbar got more and more flustered the longer he tried to explain himself. “Well, every time you see her out in public it’s like she’s got this regal and dignified but also mysterious aura to her, ya know? And if you get the chance to talk to her, it’s like, she’s so nice and pleasant to be around. And sometimes, you get like a cheeky comment from her, and it’s like ‘Wow, did she really say that?’ Like you see a hint of a side of her that you never thought was there before, and you just want to find out more and so you just want to try and find out more…so…um…yeah.”

“Sounds like you really love her, don’t you?” Tree Hugger chuckled, licking her lips.

“Yeah, I mean, not as much as Yona, obviously, but, ehehehe…” A bashful Sandbar nervously laughed and rubbed the back of his head.

Tree Hugger motioned for Sandbar to continue. “Doesn’t seem that obvious to me. What’s got you…’vibing’ with Yona?”

“Well, she’s super energetic and always open about her feelings…”

Sandbar was about to continue gushing about Yona until he noticed somepony else approaching. Somepony that looked…exactly like Tree Hugger.

“Sorry dude,” the pony apologized. “Would’ve gotten back sooner but I got held up with some stuff, you know how it is…”

Sandbar slowly turned to look at the Tree hugger laying next to him, and then to the Tree Hugger standing in front of him. “Wait…which one is…?”

Rather than drag things out with a mystery, the Tree Hugger laying down let out a sinister laugh as green magic swirled around her to reveal a certain tall, imposing changeling. “Well, that was a quick and easy meal.”

Sandbar quickly yelped and scrambled backwards, while Tree Hugger merely grinned with a “Niiiiice!”

“Now then, let me ask you something, Sandbar…” Chrysalis sneered, towering over the scared stallion.

“Oh fuck…” Sandbar gulped, seeing his life start to flash before his eyes.

Chrysalis leaned down, making sure her hot breath hit Sandbar’s muzzle. “All that prattle on about Celestia, all those traits you say you love about her. Please. I could do all that and more.”

Sandbar’s entire body was trembling. “Uh-huh?”

“So…wouldn’t you want to give me some love, too?”

“...Yeah, maybe?”

“Ha! You miserable ponies are all the-wait what?”

Sandbar whimpered and hid his face behind his hooves.

Chrysalis blinked, looking down to see that Sandbar was still shaking with fear…but was also starting to get hard.

“Oh…I…” At a loss for words, Chrysalis stood up and looked at Tree Hugger.

“I just 69’d with Discord, so yeah, I’d smash,” Tree Hugger said, almost sounding like she was bragging.

Chrysalis looked back and forth between Sandbar and Tree Hugger with a mix of confusion and repulsion. “I…I need a minute…” she said, hastily running off, leaving a trail of terrified pony screams as she went.

Tree Hugger helped Sandbar up to his hooves. “You alright, dude?”

“Yeah…I-I think so…” he nodded, his heart still beating a mile a minute.

Tree Hugger glanced in the direction Chrysalis ran off in. “Did you actually mean it when you said you’d give her some love?”

Sandbar’s face twisted into a very conflicted and hesitant look. “Kiiiinda? I mean, she’s scary, mean, selfish, and terrifying, but like…there are some things that are kinda hot about her!”

“I can think of a big reason…”

Feather Bangs spotted two more of the last few mares on his list. Eager to be efficient, he quickly checked to see if his mane was in prime flipping position before sauntering over.

Twilight Velvet and Windy Whistles quickly took notice of the stallion with a confident swagger in his step approaching them. “Oh, well what do we have here?” Windy said.

“Why hello, ladies,” Feather Bangs winked. “Could I interest either of you two beautiful mares in a good time? Or perhaps, both of you?”

Both mares giggled, deciding to entertain whatever Feather Bangs was planning. “Oh? What kind of good time?” Velvet asked.

Feather Bangs squeezed himself between the two of them. “Well, I was thinking we could get a morning coffee, afternoon picnic, or maybe a candlelit dinner so that we could get to know each other better.”

“‘Or’?” Windy smirked, pressing her cheek against his. “We can’t have all three?”

Feather Bangs felt a drop of sweat form on his forehead. “All three? I mean…sure!” he nervously chuckled. “That’s practically spending the whole day together! What could be better?”

Twilight Velvet squished against the stallion’s other cheek. “Now hold on, what about me? Don’t I get some attention?”

“Of course! T-There’s plenty of Feather Bangs to go around!” Feather Bangs felt his entire face heat up with blush.

“Oh sweetie, is that too much?” Velvet cooed. “We can just do a dinner together if you prefer.”

Feather Bangs let out a mix of a nervous chuckle and a sigh of relief. “That works out great…!”

Windy put a hoof underneath the shaking stallion’s chin. “You won’t mind taking both of us out at the same time, right?”

“Of course not! I’ll do my best to give both of you the attention and love you so rightfully deserve.”

Windy squealed with excitement. “Oooh, I don’t know when the last time my husband took me out for a candlelit dinner!”

“Well I know the last time my husband took me out to dinner,” Velvet smirked.

Feather Bangs nearly felt his heart stop. “Wait, HUSBAND?!” The backpedaling started instantly. “Oh gosh, I am SO sorry, ma’ams! I had no idea! I didn’t see anypony else with you that might have looked like a husband-”

Seeing how immediately flustered Feather Bangs became got a good laugh out of the two moms. “It’s alright! They didn’t come with us to the Crystal Empire at the start of the month, of course you wouldn’t have seen them!” Velvet said, trying to reassure him.

“S-Still, I’m so sorry for-”

“Oh, for what, hitting on us?” Windy gigglesnorted. She leaned in close with a cheeky grin. “Honestly, having a young and charming stallion like you flirting with me? Oh it made me feel so young!”

Feather Bangs blinked. “...Really? I mean, I don’t know if you needed me for that, you two look like lovely young mares already!” he said, quickly bouncing back from his humiliation.

“Ooh, you’re such a charmer!” Velvet grinned. “Keep that up, and I might be taking you out to dinner!”

“Ehehe, I don’t know,” Feather Bangs nervously rubbed the back of his neck. “The orgy’s one thing, but I think your romantic dates are better saved for the ones you already married.”

“I suppose you have a fair point,” Windy nodded, before letting out a loud gasp. “Buuut, if you are still looking for a date, I think I know somepony who might be your tyyyyype…”

Celaeno’s fingers fidgeted with the spokes of the helm. Not enough to drastically alter steering, but enough to make the airship she was piloting sway just a little bit more than usual.

“I can do this…I can do this…” she quietly muttered to herself, trying to keep her mind focused on the clear skies ahead instead of everything else that was clouding her thoughts.

Her talons dug just a little bit deeper into the wooden steering wheel as she tried to laser-focus herself on the blue sky in front of her. “I don’t need it, I can go without it…”

A bead of sweat went down the back of her neck. The bright blue of the sky started to remind her of other things. Of friends. Of things that she wished she had her mitts on right now. “It’s fine…I’m fine…”

Celaeno’s leg was trembling, “I’m fine…I’m fine…I’m…I’m…”

She clicked her tongue against her beak, exclaiming “Fuck it,” before spinning the wheel, veering her ship off to a new destination.

The parrot captain managed to keep herself composed until she arrived. Though she didn’t have a map to where she wanted to go, she knew she was still in the right place. The smoky atmosphere and sweltering heat were hard to forget, after all.

She peered off the side, making sure that she was alone before anchoring her ship. She’d have to do the last bit of her trek on foot, but it’d be so worth it.

Celaeno wiped off the sweat, letting out a sigh of relief as she arrived at a mountain. Several cave entrances stood in front of her, and she swore they were all calling her name.

Already about to burst from excitement, Celaeno picked the closest cave and sprinted in.

What lay inside was exactly what Celaeno was hoping for: a massive pile of gold and gems, twinkling in the darkness of the cave. She let out a loud, cathartic war cry as she swan dived into the treasure hoard.

When Celaeno emerged, she hastily unbuckled her belt, pulling her pants and panties down to her knees before she started to indulge in herself.

“Ohhh I needed this, I wanted this…!” She moaned, wasting no time in rubbing herself. Two fingers slowly stroked up and down her vulva.

She arched her back, hearing the soft jingling of all the golden bits every time she shifted her body. Her fingers got a bit more daring, slipping in and rubbing her inner walls.

“Nnngh…” Celaeno gradually got rougher with her fingering, going a little bit faster and harder to push herself further and further.

There was a quiet, but still present, nagging feeling in the back of her mind trying to tell her to stop, but her hand kept on stroking and teasing, filling her head with pleasure to overwhelm any remaining reason.

“Aaah…D-Damnit Ember…how could you keep all this from me?” she huffed, grabbing onto a handful of bits with her free hand. “All of this…just…hiding away…untouched!”

She closed her eyes, pretending just for a moment that all this treasure she was lying on was hers, indulging in the fantasy of being surrounded in so much wealth you could literally swim in it. Her fingers plunged into the depths of her pussy as she got closer and closer.

With a frustrated and horny cry, Celaeno shuddered and climaxed, squirting against the shiny bits and gems. Her foot kicked involuntarily, scattering treasures up into the air.

Following the sight of a familiar ship, and hearing suspiciously loud moans, Smolder peeked her head into the cave, greeted by the sight of a parrot pirate pleasuring herself atop what she assumed was her latest pilfering.

“Uh…”

Celaeno snapped her head back up, her body frozen in the same compromising pose as she saw the waves of confusion and concern wash over Smolder’s face.

Smolder tilted her head. “...Is this some weird bird thing about marking what’s yours? Cause we could’ve just…given you some of this if you asked.”

Another elimination caught Cadence’s attention. She watched as Celaeno’s crystal heart looked a lot more golden as her pleasured face surrounded by bits was immortalized. “Ha! Priceless!”

“Hey, I thought I was supposed to make the dad jokes!” Shining chuckled.

Author's Note

That's what we call the money shot!

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