Silverstream was practically bursting from excitement, flapping her wings as she jumped around in circles. “Oooh, it’s almost here! It’s almost here!”

“I know, right?” Windy Whistles was trotting in place, matching the hippogriff’s energy. “We’re so close I can practically taste it!”

Silverstream put her hands on her own cheeks. “This orgy’s gonna be amaaaaziiiiing! I hope it’s even better than last time!”

Windy looked at Silverstream with a mix of wonder and jealousy. “I haven’t been to one yet, what are they like?”

“Oh it’s soooo great!” Silverstream gushed. “It’s just a whole night of sex and cumming and sex and…and nnnnnf!” Her legs nearly buckled underneath her from excitement.

“That does sound amazing!”

Though the two were downright exuberant about the upcoming event, their other friend was feeling less than happy about the end of the month approaching.

“Aww, what’s wrong, Kerfuffle?” Windy asked. “Aren’t you looking forward to the orgy?”

“O-Oh, I’m still looking forward to it, don’t get me wrong!” Kerfuffle said, trying to force a smile on her face. “I just wish that I could be spending it with the new friends I made…”

“Riiight, I heard about that…” Windy put her hoof on Kerfuffle’s back. “You really hit it off with Tempest and Celaeno, didn’t you?”

Kerfuffle sadly nodded. “I really felt a connection with them. And we were all gonna look so cute with the different matching accessories I made!”

“Aww, I know how you feel,” Silverstream said. “I always wanted to do an orgy with as many of my friends as possible. I always had a bunch of toys ready and everything, but it like, never works out! At least one or two of us always seems to lose and it throws all the plans out of whack! Like this year, Yona was the first one out, and then Smolder lost, too! So don’t feel too bad about it, these things just sorta happen!”

“And well, I’ve only done this once before, so I’ve only kinda ruined my own plans,” Windy sheepishly giggled. “But I’ve learned that it’s not easy for everyone to stay in. You should feel happy that you’ve made it so far for your first time! Heck, I know you’ll make it all the way!”

Kerfuffle let out a giggle as a small, but genuine smile showed on her face. “I guess you’re right…”

“Besiiiides!” Silverstream said, putting her arm around Kerfuffle’s neck. “You can still have some fun with us!”

“Oooor you can join one of us with one of our plans! I’m sure the others won’t mind a plus one!” Windy leaned closer to other pegasi’s ear to whisper. “Me and Twilight Velvet are gonna go craaaazy!”

“Yeah? How crazy?”

Before they knew it, all three of them were chattering away, talking about what they had planned or what they wanted the most, laughing and squealing excitedly as they got lost in their own conversation.

“Pardon me, but what are you ladies getting so excited over?”

The trio turned to see who walked in on their, admittedly very loud, conversation.

“Hiya, Ms. Harshwhinny!” Silverstream waved. “We were just talking about our plans for the orgy! You wanna join us?”

“Oh yeah, it’s super fun!” Kerfuffle nodded. “What are you gonna do when December rolls around?”

“Plans, hm?” Harshwhinny got closer to the group, sitting down and joining the circle that they made. “Admittedly, I haven’t done much in regards to who I’d be with. The nature of the game is far too volatile to make solid plans…But there have been a few I’ve been keeping my eye on…”

A collective intrigued “ooooh” came from the trio as they leaned in to hear more.

“Unfortunately, it seems I will not be entertained by Miss Hugger or Mr. The Dragon this year. However, it seems that Mr. Bangs, Mr. Thorax and Mr. Armor are still available, fortunately.”

“Wow, lotta guys on your list!” Kerfuffle ribbed. “Lucky you!”

A small blush appeared on Harshwhinny’s cheeks. “Oh, it’s not just them, I assure you. I did have other plans. I’ve been waiting with bated breath for what Miss Dash wants to do with me.”

Windy was immediately more invested. “Oooh? You’re getting with my Dashie in December?”

“Indeed, Mrs. Whistles. Assuming no last-minute disasters, of course,” she nodded. “I have no clue what she’s planning, but she made the rather bold claim that I’d be ‘screaming her name out’. I can only hope that it’s for a good reason.”

“Aw, she’ll be GREAT! I heard that Dashie was pleasuring everyone that made it the last two years!”

“Yeah, she’s lots of fun to be with!” Silverstream nodded.

The corner of Harshwhinny’s lip turned up with a scoff. “Well, I suppose I can take those as glowing recommendations, but I’d rather experience it for myself to be convinced.”

“Oh, I’m sure that she’ll be good at it! Thorax and Shining Armor, too!” Kerfuffle said, turning to contemplatively tap her chin as an idea quickly started to form. “…Hm…”

“And, well, if Rainbow somehow isn’t living up to your high standards,” Windy flashed a smug grin as she winked. “I’d be happy to give it a try myself!”

Stunned, Ms. Harshwhinny put a hoof to her chest as she reeled back. “Mrs. Whistles, are you truly proposing…?”

“Don’t misunderstand me, Ms. Harshwhinny. I still have full faith that Dashie can make you scream out her name in seconds, but that doesn’t mean I can’t do the same!”

Harshwhinny quickly eyed over Windy Whistles, tilting her head with a mischievous smirk. “Hmm, in that case, do you think you could do it faster than Miss Dash?”

Now it was Windy’s turn to reel back in shock. “Me? Compete with my own daughter?”

“Why not?” Harshwhinny shrugged. “For all the talk about her being exceptional, I’d hate to see you sell yourself short. It’d certainly be more interesting if the stakes were raised. Plus, if you were good enough to break Princess Celestia’s long-running streak, you must be doing something right.”

“Oh, that’s very tempting…”

Kerfuffle turned to Silverstream, watching as the two mares got increasingly more intense. “I had no idea this game could get so…competitive!”

“Oh you don’t know the half of it!” Silverstream laughed.

Feather Bangs set his hooves down on the dusty road once more. It honestly didn’t feel like long ago that he started his long journey here. He felt something swelling up in his chest, but there was no time for feeling nostalgic. He quickly set off through the town on his new search.

The stallion kept turning his head from side to side, constantly looking around and searching through the crowds of ponies. It was how he found her the first time, surely he could get lucky again.

As his head was turned to the side, Feather Bangs felt his momentum suddenly stop as he accidentally slammed into something, falling onto his flank.

Slightly stunned, Feather Bangs looked up to see a ruggedly handsome stallion staring down at him.

“Whoops! Sorry about that!” Braeburn extended his hoof out to help the other stallion up.

Feather Bangs got pulled back up to his hooves. “O-Oh! Thanks! Sorry, about um…bumping into you.”

“Shucks, ain’t a problem!” Braeburn grinned. “Say, you look familiar…you wouldn’t happen to be Feather Bangs, would ya?”

“Uh?” Feather Bangs froze up. “Yeah, that’s me.” He scrambled to try and do a confident hoof point.

“Well now, what brings you to Appleloosa, cutie?”

Feather Bangs was immediately disarmed, a blush flashing onto his cheeks. “Whuh? Er…Ah…? I was looking for Little Strongheart. D-Do you know where I might find her?”

“Find her, huh? I think I have an idea,” Braeburn winked. “Just need to follow me.”

Feather Bangs watched Braeburn turn and walk away, and without any time to ask any follow-up questions, he tailed him.

He followed Braeburn down to a cozy little house surrounded by a few apple trees. “Oh, is this where Little Strongheart lives?”

Braeburn casually looked behind him as he unlocked the door. “Hm? Nah, she lives outside the town. This is my house.”

Feather Bangs blinked in confusion as he tried to process what Braeburn just said. “I…but where’s Little Strongheart?”

“Heck if I know,” Braeburn shrugged. “But Ah know she’ll be here in about half an hour.”

“Wait, then what am I supposed to do?”

“Well, I’d recommend getting comfy,” Braeburn smiled, gesturing to his couch.

Feather Bangs reluctantly shrugged and took a seat next to Braeburn, idly looking around the room of his comfy home and trying not to let the awkwardness of their silence kick in.

Braeburn was courteous enough to start up the conversation. “So, I hear you’ve been pretty busy all month.”

“You could say that, yeah,” Feather Bangs smirked.

“Well, gotta say, Ah think it takes some real dedication to go all around Equestria like that, tryna make all those ladies happy.”

“You really think so?”

“Of course!” Braeburn nodded. “Don’t think anyone ‘cept Pinkie Pie would make the effort to meet so many others doing this challenge! You’ve got some real determination there!”

Feather Bangs sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck. “Oh, uh, thanks!”

Braeburn gave Feather Bangs a playful nudge. “Heh, bet you were makin’ all of them swoon!”

A few scary and some painful memories instantly resurfaced for an instant on Feather Bangs’s face. “Ehehe…n-not exactly all of them…”

“Whaaaat? You’re telling me they weren’t all falling for you instantly?” Braeburn chuckled.

“Yeah, well, it happens,” he sheepishly shrugged. “Can’t be lucky all the time, ya know?”

Braeburn lightly slapped Feather Bangs on the back. “Luck? Shoot, with a cute face like that, I’m surprised mares aren’t throwing themselves at yer hooves!”

Feather Bangs felt his heart skip in his chest. “I! Aaahaaa…! You…you really think my face is cute?”

“‘Course!” Braeburn chuckled. “Well, not just your face.” He lifted the other stallion’s chin up. “There’s a lot about you that’s cute.”

“L-Like what?” Feather Bangs felt himself getting short of breath. His entire face was burning up with every honeyed word Braeburn was saying. Every time Braeburn spoke he felt his heart pounding in his burning ears, but he wanted to hear more.

Braeburn moved his muzzle a little bit closer. “Well, cute face, a cute mane flip, a cute voice with a cute lil’ giggle…”

“Ahahaha…” Feather Bangs wasn’t sure if he was laughing out of anxiety or if he wanted Braeburn to hear it again.

“Yeah, like that!” Braeburn smiled. “Plus the way you’ve been going around all over trying to make everyone happy? Shows you’ve got a lot of dedication and grit in ya. I think anyone would be lucky to have ya.”

“Y-You really think so?”

“Mmhm!”

Feather Bangs was struggling to find something to say. It was so hard to concentrate on anything else when he could practically feel the other stallion’s breath on his muzzle. “Uh, Braeburn? You’re getting…r-really close…”

“Oh, am I?” Braeburn smiled, feigning ignorance. “Sorry, you just look a lot more adorable up close. Ya want me to back up so I can admire your beauty from afar?”

Feather Bangs repeatedly tripped on his own words, feeling more hot and bothered by the second. “No…! I just-I…it’s that…my…you! Um! We…”

The stallion shut his eyes and lunged forward, locking lips with Braeburn and sending the Appleloosan onto his back.

Braeburn’s eyes widened in surprise as he found himself lying down. Not that he wasn’t expecting some sort of retaliation.

Feather Bangs cracked open his eyes, terrified of what sort of anger he might have incurred, but Braeburn still had that frisky look in his eyes, and instead of trying to push him off, he felt Braeburn’s hooves wrap around him.

As Braeburn pulled him in closer, he could feel the warmth of Feather Bangs's body, as well as something else getting longer and stiffer that was pushing against him. And he was sure Feather Bangs was feeling the same thing.

Feather pulled away, sitting upright, his full erection frotting with Braeburn’s. “Uh…I’ve always wanted to try it cowpony style…”

“Well, guess we’re both getting lucky today,” Braeburn winked, holding his cock in position. “All yours, partner.”

After a few deep, calming breaths, Feather Bangs lifted himself up, trying to get himself psyched up as he braced for penetration.

“Heh, no need to strain yourself,” Braeburn said, grabbing onto Feather’s hoof. “I ain’t in a rush.”

Feather Bangs felt the tip of Braeburn’s cock grinding up against his flank. He took a deep breath and held it as he took the plunge.

The initial penetration caused tears to well up in his eyes, but he soon felt comfortable enough to ease Braeburn in, inch by inch.

“There ya go, you’re gettin’ the hang of it!” Braeburn smiled, still holding onto his hoof for support. “Just go at your own pace, alright?”

“Yeah…t-thanks, Braeburn…” Feather Bangs started out slow and a bit clumsy, trying to go up and down without getting too fast. Everything he was feeling in the moment was new and confusing, but also exhilarating.

Braeburn let out a few grunts of approval. Feather Bangs was tightly hugging his shaft and it felt so damn good.

Feather Bangs clenched his teeth. The discomfort was slowly wearing off, but it still felt straining taking in all of Braeburn’s length. “Nngh…! This…ah! This feels…!”

“Good?” Braeburn let out an airy laugh, a bead of sweat dripping down the side of his head.

“Y-Yeah…Aah…fuck…!” Feather Bangs felt himself take the entirety of Braeburn’s dick. He sat there for a few seconds to get used to the feeling before lifting himself back up.

“Ya doing alright so far?” Braeburn asked, seeing some sweat and tears fall from Feather Bang’s muzzle.

Feather slowly nodded. “Uh-huh…” He tried to relax his body as he repeated the process, going a little bit faster now that he was getting a little bit more used to the feeling.

Braeburn let out a little “Oooh” as he felt Feather Bangs go down again, feeling Feather’s flanks touch his thighs before going back up.

Slowly but surely, Feather Bangs was getting into his groove. He still grasped onto Braeburn’s warm hoof for support, but the pleasure finally started to override the discomfort.

“Woah…Feather Bangs…! Ah! Jus’ like that!” Braeburn started to sweat as he was getting a smoother ride.

Feather Bangs closed his eyes as his movements started to feel natural. He could finally concentrate on how deep Braeburn was inside of him, the little moans that came out of his mouth, the long creak presumably from the couch that the two were on, and the thud that probably felt like them slamming the couch against the wall.

Braeburn saw that Feather was throbbing and leaking pre as he kept bouncing on top of him. “Hoo…” He pulled the brim of his hat over his eyes.

Feather Bangs yanked the hat out of Braeburn’s grip, wearing it for himself. “C’mon, at least lemmie look into those pretty eyes of yours!”

“Well, better hurry…! D-Don’t think I can hold out for much longer!” Braeburn warned.

“M-Me neither! I…! I think I’m-AAAAAAH!”

Without any further warning, Feather Bangs shot off, covering Braeburn’s face and chest with ropes of his cum, his cock throbbing as he unloaded over three weeks of neediness onto the other stallion.

Braeburn finished off inside Feather Bangs shortly after, his hooves twitching and kicking as his cum started to spurt and leak outside.

Feather Bangs fell forward, letting his flank relax as he rested on Braeburn’s messy chest. “You know, you made some pretty cute sounds, too,” he weakly giggled.

“You both did,” a female voice said, followed by the sound of loud sipping.

Horrified, Braeburn and Feather Bangs turned to see Little Strongheart in the room, drinking from a mug of cider.

Too exhausted to move and far too messy to try to hide anything, the stallions panicked and stammered in shock.

“Yeah, I walked in a few minutes ago, you two were just too busy to notice,” Little Strongheart grinned. “Made for a great show though. Is that the sort of stuff I can expect when I’m there by myself at the orgy?”

Author's Note

You know how my M.O. is "long setups to stupid punchlines?"

This. This is why.

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