/mlp/ Writes Episodesby VagueRantChaptersOne morning at Sweetapple Acres...One afternoon at the CMC clubhouse...One morning at Sugarcube Corner...One morning in Fluttershy's cottage...One afternoon in the Ponyville library...One morning above Ponyville...One night in Twilight's Library...One night in Ponyville...One afternoon at the Carousel Boutique...One morning at Sweetapple Acres...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning at Sweetappleacres Applejack was Doing the superbowl shuffle, Whilst sodomizing an unnamed pony. Applejack walks up to big Mac, mare juices flowing down her hungering marehood. but Bigmac was too busy hardcore gaysexing Braeburn, so she was disappointed, but then Rainbow Dash becomes the center focus of the episode. while AJ masturbates in puddles of lust and thoughts of "stupid...sexy rainbow pony" Rainbowdash is then brutally murdered by Applejack who becomes the main focus of the episode once more. meanwhile Fluttershy was fondling herself the entire time. Then came the meteors. But rainbowdash flew up and stopped the meteors and then redirected them to hit Sweetappleacres, leaveing no trace of the background earthpony. But Granny Smith rebuilds her as the Six Million Bit Mare. granny smith works in her basement, along side bigmac "Bigmac we can rebuild her We have the technology. We have the capability to make equestria's first bionic mare. Applejack will be that mare Better than she was before Better, Stronger, Faster, a non back ground Applejack"..... "Eyuup" Then the Fonz just fuckin walks in and knocks the socks off everyone in Equestria, then continues to use his powers of being a walking sex machine to thrust his cock into everything in the room. Granny smith unaware of the fonz narrows her eyes "its time we kill rainbowdash" meanwhile in cloudsdale... NIGGERS! They where everywhere black humans had taken over cloudsdale and conveterd the rainbow factory into a KFC, Rainbowdash looked on in horror. But it was all a dream, and Fluttershy woke up with a dripping wet pussy and covered with sweat. She breathed a sigh of relief; but then she heard a familiar voice coming from the shower. She was horrified because the voice was...AN ALASKAN BULL WORM! And the worm was taking a shower and a shit at the same time while singing "heartbreaker". Not the well known Pat Benatar version but the super obscure Jenny Darren version, which is slightly different and the original version. Fluttershy suddenly remembered that the previous night...that she had given birth from her anus and her prolapsed anus was dragging across the cottage. The worm was her baby. she also remembered that Fonz and Fluttershy jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle and then they kissed, Which somehow impregnated her with a nightmarish creature. Now she had to kill the beast, and the only weapon at hoof was...her golden 20 foot dildo that was a gift from Princess Celestia. With a mighty cry of "Fus Ro Dah!" she charged into the shower swinging wilding at the creature, the worm however did not understand why his mother was so enraged "BUT MOTHER...I AM YOU! The worm took off its mask, and it was really Fluttershy inside of a worm costume! Fluttershy dropped her 20 foot golden dildo and asked "But if your Fluttershy, then who am I?" "You are the right kind of sinner", said the real Fluttershy. And then she flew away. The cryptic words echoed on the head of...When suddenly from the roof in swoops Surprise in her Wonderbolts uniform and says...WE HAVE TO GET TO DA CHOPPA! But Fake Fluttershy still didnt know who she was, Surprise said..."What is a mare!?, A miserable little pile of secrets..But enough talk, have at you!" Surprise then became OP, and that caused Fluttershy to grab hold of OP hand and climbed up the rope ladder as the chooper pulled away from the cottage. She turned her head back at her home right before it exploded killing the worm. "OP was that all really necessary?" he noded and said....."butthurt autism faggotry le lol XD" so it was just OP and Fluttershy in a helicopter, piloted by none other than....Pinkie Pie, who owns one already because she had known the day would come, for days she was watching as other mares around town where fucking the fonz, nopony believed her. She turned back to the passenger seats and said...."OOGAHBOOGABOOGA" As Fluttershy screamed like Courage the Cowardly Dog, she was so scared that she nearly Gave OP a boner, but he was a faggot, so his dick was unmoved. pinkiepie then told them that they where heading to canterlot to speak to the princess about there findings Meanwhile in Canterlot.... Princess Celestia was slowly opening her mouth to revile that Gabe Newell and princess Celestia were busy oil wrestling. When Granny Smith bursts in in a gimp outfit and proceeds to jigglin, then suddenly out of nowhere splits a 5 foot long sub sandwich with gaben. Celestia easily beat gabe, as she only had him around to feed her ego. When suddenly pinkie pie burst into the room annd..... That's when the fire nation attacked.Canada immediately surrendered and everyone was pleased so much by the outcome, they all came inside Rainbow Dash.. Luna bursts in and say "Sister, a helicopter! We should..." celestia placed a hoof sexualy over her sisters mouth. "no need, pinkie here as already explained to me that equestia is under attack by gestation worms, as a first strike of the fire nation....." until they discovered that Rainbow Dash WAS the fire nation, But it was really Granny Smith in a costume. Luna exclaimed in caps lock "WE MUST DESTROY RAINBOW DASH AS SHE IS THE CAUSE OF ALL PROBLEMS" Granny Smith said "So are we jigglin, or what? COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN Everypoy looked at her and said nigga quit yo jibba jabbin. But it was too late, because The true enemy of ponies was upon them, it was Megan from g1, she was in a damaged knight outfit with a sord at her side "Long have i lived in this awful world populated by ponys... and now i have finaly made my way to you Celestia..." she crazy bad guy laughed and then...Celestia reacted by shooting a magical bolt at Megan, who, in an involuntary reaction to the pain, transformed into a black, bug-like creature. "This cannot be", she said in shock. "So I was a changeling all along?"....."all this time.. i was...alone.. i was brought here to save equestria" her sword drops to the floor "was it really even me....how could you have betreayed me celestia, WHY DID YOU.......Puncture my uterus with your horn and make me a woman? Seriously, all this menstral blood makes me so.." Celestia only needed megan for her unique uterus, she had actualy impregnated her all those years ago, and now she was about to to give birth but..Pinkie Pie transformed into the Rancor while Rarity transformed into the Sarlacc Pit and they were fighting over who would eat the delicous human first, when all of the sudden..The 6million bit mare, Applejack, slamed open the doors to the throne room. Scaning the room with her cyborg eyes she spots her target about to be thrown into the sarlacc pit..Granny Smith walks out still waiting to Jigglin when Applejack picks up Granny Smith and tosses her into the Gaping Maw of The Sarlaac. Rarity blows up from eating Granny Smith, leaving only Pinkie Pie the Rancor..cyborg Applejack eyes narrow as she chargers towards the horrible beast, when she gets close enough she activates her magical vagina/juice mixer. She begins to stick apples into her magical vagina/juice mixer and starts squirting "Apple Juice" onto the Rancor. Applejack kicked the wizard into the pit. She went back to Bowerstone. However, the merchants would not speak to her: "You are now a killer, you know!" Applejack rubbed her pussy in the shopkeepers face, causing him to cum with the force of sixty Hiroshimas. She went outside Bowerstone and asked a Nymph to fondle her crotchboobs. She then fast travelled to Bruma and found the Mages Guild in ruins, having been attacked by Mannimarco. Upset, she asked Tara Strong to sit on her back, of which Tara obliged. Using her Jew magic, Tara teleported the two of them to Bronycon 2013. The two of them proceeded to have wild lesbian sex on stage whilst the neckbeards proceeded to stroke their prune-like dicks to orgasm. The convention area filled up with gallons of sperm and Applejack's crotchboobs became sentient. THE END My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS One afternoon at the CMC clubhouse...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? "But Applebloom, every time you mix a potion it ends in desaster' complained scootaloo 'Ta know wut im doin'said AppleBLoom. Suddenly applebloom turns into applebroom... sweetie belle smirks poking applebroom "see i told you..." "appleboom?"~scoots walks over "Oh no. We should call Rainbow Dash, she will know what to do" "Of course, I know what to do. Umm let's race! Bet know one can beat me!" said RD. "And the Applebloom will turn back to Normal? You are the greatest Rainbowdash" said Sweetie Belle. GET SET GO.....RD dashes off, while Applebroom falls over. Cause shes a broom. Rainbowdash flys off because she useless background pony.Sweetie Belle activates Code Omega, turning her into Voltron. And then Scoots lays an egg but accidentaly, sweetie bell crush them under her feets due to her transformation. .Cut to apple bloom's soul at the gates of tartarus. She's getting raped by cerberus. Meanwhile scoots and sweetiebelle are out of ideas "maybe if we..." But then Sweetie Belle activates Code Zeta and nukes Equestria. a few survivors start to mutate into...humans, the dead are now waiting at tartarus with apple bloom. sweetie flys to the tartarus. When RD returns she find scootalo corpse. Apple Bloom is now cerberus wife after several hours of non consensed sex. Sweetie reaches the gates of hell and Shoots it with acid from her STD-infested vagina. The acid eats through the gates, thus releasing the Lovecraftian abominations once sealed within. back in equestria, the ponyhuman mutants create a new world full of bliss and peace, , until Voltron Belle takes it over with the forces of hell, now covered in acid. the mutant aids for their new leader to protect them. The leader then dies from the aids. with ponnig dead, the mutants surrender to the forces of hell and the powerful voltronbelle. But then the baby of apple bloom and cerberus emerges from the depths of hell... then tourettes guy cusses out aj for being background pone. afterwards, he fucks salt. tourettes guy try to rape the baby of apple bloom and cerberus, but the abomination kills him and walks towards its parents..(Who try to buy time by throwing Derpy at it..however, he miss. And derpy is send far far away.Onto the planet of mormon jesus who teaches her how to save equestria and supplies her with an army of mormon angels)...he then eats them, gaining there power, while preparing to raise the tourettes guy babies will grow into killing machines capable of killing voltron belle..A thousand miles away, RD finish fucking scootalo's body, and sense the incoming danger.By now, the sites of eldritch horror have driven all the mutants into drooling insanity. Except for one. Except for the hero we need. The hero 4chan needs... Dickbutt. The son of applebloom and cerberus start to fight with voltron belle. VoltronBelle: "I knew this day will come.. applebloom/cerberus child: haha, you said cum the epic battle begins. In the background, the forces of hell try to crush captain dickbutt. But equestria is powered by magic which produces no pollution, so are nearly helpless as derpy's army of mormon angels arrives, The angels enlighten the fields to destroy the forces of hell with the holy song: "HEY NOW, I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAAAAAAAAAZY...BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL US MAYBE" Voltron belle Is kicked in the groin,causing her to uncontrollably vomit semen encrusted Daleks onto The Applebloom-Cerberus hybrid's penis Voltron belle:You may have destroyed my communications center,but can you defeat my army of Tara Strong Daleks? "OF COURSE WE CAN!", as Tens and Elevens spew out. The battle becomes more intense by the time RD gets to the battlefield. She tries to help sweetie, but derpy attacks her with prayer.The prayer turns RD into one million poisonous snakes. the snakes bites derpy, killing her in a gruesome, painful and horrible way. But before they can do more harm, the snakes are ..Genderbent and transformed into a million Applejacks..sucked into voltron belles vag, who then turns them into projectile weapons she fires directly at the cerb/apple bloom baby. the applejacks projectiles deintegrate the abomination, whose last words were: Meanwhile,Carl Sagan is brought back from the dead in low orbit around Equestria and sees the war from space,at which he says..."SMOKE WEED ERY DAY" and "Goddamit, I can't leave it alone for a few hundred years, can I? I'll go give them some apple pie or something." The angels song weakens both voltron belle and the cerberus/apple bloom baby to the point where captain planet, who just now showed up, can kick their asses hank hill style. The captain goes for them, but voltron belle had a final last trick.. Cuttoo: Carl Sagan arrives to earth with an apple pie, At which he says to the president of South africa that he must borrow their vuvuzelas to build a noisy spaceship that runs on Imagination,Weed,Apple pie,and and a few hidden oil tankers Carl Sagan:I have to give them the pie from orbit.It's the only way to be sure. Only to be denied his requested items and only given a single herring. Carl Sagan returns to Equestria with the Vuvuzela spacecraft and Apple pie to find the planet void of all life,except for the Mighty Voltron belle and her army of Tara Strong daleks,who open up communications to say..."Bring Dickbutt back to us, please!" But then CaptainPlanet emerges a eats Carl Sagan as punishment for his polluting space ship. The revived Captain Dickbutt destroys Carl Sagan's spaceship and leads a resistance of surviving mormon angels and pony humans against the Tara Strong daleks,at which a Davros-esque Tara Strong appears on a veiwscreen to warn them that resistance is futile. The previous scene cuts to Discord sitting cozily in the red velvet chair in his study with a book entitled "/mlp/ tries:the novel" and the fire place roaring,at which he laughs and says..."Exterminate", as his features turn into a Dalek's. Dalek Discord appears 2 days later at Swedish BronyCon 2012 to unveil the second part of his ultimate fan-fic,which begins with the phrase..."Why I love to change everybody's gender." It is revealed that the planet of Equestria is within the galaxy of transylvania neighbouring the planet transexual. Frank N. Furter decides to go to Equestria to fuck ponies only to find them all gone....and so, applebloom came to the conclusion that frienship is magic, Thus returning all to normal, apple bloom was never a broom, sweetie belle never became voltron belle. But the sights of Eldritch horrors they faught and faught with lingered in there memories, turning them into remorsely necrophiliacs afraid of water And then Purple Tinker showed up, making Apple Bloom forget about friendship in the sheer rage that follows. And then rainbow dash fucked applebloom. The scene cuts to dalek discord taking questions at swedish bronycon 2012,when a random neckbeard yelps out a single question: Who is best Dalek? One morning at Sugarcube Corner...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning at sugar cube corner, Pinkie was busy letting Gummy shit in the cake batter. Pinkie dies due to a heart attack caused by diabeetus. Pinkie Pie is diagnosed with diabetes and can not eat sweets anymore...I don't wanna give anything away but the lesson is "You can still be yourself despite what happens to you" or something like that. Pinkie Pie squeals with delight at the thought of her actually dieing from a heat attack, but then remember she had 2 hearts because she was also a time lord. Then Twilight discovered Pinkie Pie dead, face burried in a gigantic cake. Twilight used revive spell! And then Pinkie killed herself by jumping into Twilight's horn. When Rainbow Dash crashes in through the window, massive animated dildos pumping in ad out of her every orifice. Rainbow dash flies into sugar cube corner unexpectedly and unluckily pierces her heart on twilights horn, killing her instantly. but twilight was not amused and just revived everyone "pinkie you should quit eating sweets and trying kill yourself, one of these days i wont be around to revive you" "If Gabe Newell can survive diabeetus than so can I!" exclaimed Pinkie as she destroyed the gummy shit cake with her face."I've got it" said Twilight, "we'll start up a rally for diabeetus awareness!" "What do you know! It's Zecora." I remedy I have, it will make you last! Drink down, no more frowns she said Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Quickly gulped down the magic elixir, there was a flash of white light. When the light deminished rainbow dash and Pinkie Pie remained face down on the floor, Pinkie Pie standed up and let out a giggle exactly like Pinkie Pie Twilight lets out a big gasp, THEY SWITCHED BODIES! Using her new body, Pinkie Pie took Twilight's horn and stabbed herself to death again, while Dash writhed around on the floor, shitting herself in pain. Pinkie said nothing and proceeded slam Twilight's face into the wall until she fell unconscious. She then tore off her horn and stabbed herself to death with it. She then decided to go to her secret base in hell. rainbowdash shrugged and flew off Pinkie was welcomed by her pet cerberus in hell "ahh welcome pinkie where have you been much has happened since your last visit". While in hell Pinkie went to visit her good friends Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Billy Mays. They proceeded to have a wild scat orgy as Twilight was raping Sweetie Belle's corpse.Zecora gulps down one of her potions and vanishes through thin air and re-materializes in hell and joins pinkie pie and twilight in the scat orgy.after the orgy pinkie was approached by satan who was worried that hell would be destroyed by princess celestia unless...But before he could finish speaking, Gabe Newell appeared and killed him, taking his rightful place as ruler of hell. But then spiderman killed gabe newell, and made his own avengers movie with the TMNT. then satan ate gabe newell shitting out the bones of gabe newell leaving everyone gabe newell ate partically intact besides the burns from his stomach acid, twilight quickly casts a spell to heal them all satan compliments twilight sparkles skills and asks her to be come his assistant to which she humblely agrees too And then Satan starts fucking Twilight, and she dies of sexual exhaustion shortly afterwards. Pinkie, Billy Mays, and the other residents of hell come up with a plan; it's time to attack the surface world.They all have been laughed at and teased long enough, they have enough of it! Pinkie Pie lets out a war screech, TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE MORTAL REALM! Then the Smooze burst forth from Gaben's enormous rectum Shouting "No niggers were harmed in the making of this episode". Pinkie pie stood along with gabe, before them the armys of tartarus/hell had been assembled for the attack on the surface world. Gabe spoke first and said..."PENIS" And then Fonzie rode through hell on his motorcycle, despite not being dead And he fucks rainbowdash. Non sexually. Running over Twilight and killing her in the process. But then satan and Gabe ressurect her with the power of HL2E3. "Eyyyyyyyy!" yelled the Fonz, as he came inside Rainbow Dash. Satan then promotes twi to commander of the hellspawn army to attack the surface. Then Twilight retires as leader of the army, promoting Angel Bunny instead, and she goes off to spend the rest of her days at KFC. Because you know, being an assistant of satan and already being dead makes you not able to die so satan raped her to take her virginity and purity away. and Scootaloo was never heard from again. Then, Angel bunny lead the charge against the pony overworld, with Conan O'brien at his side! Pinkie pie then placed a demonic helmet on and pointed to the gates of hell "WE WILL LEAVE NO CREATURE ALIVE, EQUESTRIA WILL BE MINE" Gaining untold power, she and her entire army are immediatley slaughtered right out of the fucking gate by doomguy and his bigass fucking gun, who proceeds to pin her down and test the elasticity of her anus to its fullest extent. "RIP AND TEAR!" yelled Doomguy.Her anus tears, and then he is left fucking a dead pink pony with a huge rear hole Suddenly, Frostman appeared from nowhere and began to rape the Fonz. But Fonzie fought back with the power of 1000 jukeboxes. Unfortunately, Frostman was too strong to fight, and Fonzie gave up and let Frostman have his way with him. But it was all a dream, and the camera pans out and we see: Frostman analing the Fonz. Meanwhile in canterlot.... A dildo the size of wyoming is being violently shoved in Luna's ass. Luna's ass teared almost immoderately from the size and force of the dildo, and released all of the shit from her anus, which Gabe proceeded to roll around in. Gabe then gathered up all of Luna's shit and made it into pretty hats, which he could sell for $15.99 each. Also Bob Dole was busy campaigning for pony votes. Bob Dole believes in free hay for everyone. Bob Dole thinks work should be spread evenly amongst the stallions and mares. Bob Dole supports filly health care. Bob Dole...Bob Dole...Bob Dole..."Bob Dole says take it you dirty whorse". Celestia Aproved of Bob Dole because celestia tired of the monarchy system, but then rainbow dash flew in and warned her that pinkie and twilight had descended to hell and where raising an army of the damned to destroy equestria. Celestia eyese narrowed and said..... "ecksdee so randum dick-nipples" Suddenly, Bob Dole start to mutate into its final form. Can the mane 6 defeat this almighty entity? OR is Equestria doomed? But then Chris Chan appeared holding his favorite Sonichu themed toy guitar and attempted to fight Dole. Suddenly, A-Log jumped out from a nearby bush and started sucking Chris's cock. THEN MR KRABS OF THE KRUSTY KRAB SAID " YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGERS". Just then, Frostman returned from hell and tore Mr Krabs open and came inside his shell. "Boy I sure do like those big Zebra cocks up my vagina!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed with vigor. Then fluttershy showed up. who was then killed by A-Log, who proceeded to have a three way with her corpse and Chris Chan. Who I then killed so I could burn the body in the glorious name of Satan. Chris Chan began to cry at the death of his husbando, but was then comforted by the slenderman. Slender Man then suddenly realize, love was there all along! Slenderman then started to make hot, sweaty love to Chris, who was shouting out "JULAAAAAAAAAAY" throughout the whole process.During the hot intercourse Slender Man exerted a penis from his faceless head, literally double fucking Chris in his anus and his mouth. Bust just then the door was kicked open and through it strolled...PinkiePie with the army of hell behinde her, Satan being led in by a leash, as he, being the bitch in their relationship, took Fluttershy's big pony vagina over his penis daily against his will. And then we go to commercial! __________________________________ HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD ___________________________________ We now return to My Little Pony, only on /mlp/! Meanwhile Applejack was taking a shit. which she later named Applebloom. Which then sprouted a giant shit dick tentacle. Which proceeded to rape everyone in ponyville. Nopony was safe from the giant shit dick's wrath. Celestia was kept safe by the Royal Guard while Canterlot was invaded by the Giant God Brown Cock. Undisturbed by all of this, Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over the shark tank. Frostman was waiting for him on the other side, and then took a shit on the Fonz and his bike. Applebloom's shit dick tentacle then proceeded to violate Big Mac in front of the entire Apple family and big mac enjoyed it, He even tied a ball gag around his mouth white Apple Bloom spanked his ass with a cable wire. Chris Chan then became pregnant with freakish Slenderkids. The Slender Kids were made fun of at school for not having faces, when they told their fathers about it, Chris shat his pants and started fucking his children.The Children thoroughly enjoyed it and even overpowered Chris fucking him in the ass with a tirangular dick power trio, literally tearing his asshole apart. They then shoved the Sonichu medalion up his torn asshole while slenderman fucked him in the mouth. Slender Man the Raper suddenly became the Rapee also being fucked.Slender Man extended the length of his penis with his erection slender powers to stick his magic wand into Chris's throat going deeper into his esophagus. The slender kids then where raped by the shitdick, celestia kept safe in side the castle looked outside at the horror and said "AW HELL NAH!...fuck it I need to masturbate" She then dispatched pinkie and slenderman to fight applebloom's shitdick. She also sent Bob Dole did notknow why the plot isn't focused on Bob Dole anymore. Pinkie Pie wanted to get the shit smeared cock in her pinky candy volcano and allowed herself to be fucked. Frostman then returned and destroyed Applebloom and her shitcock. Chris Chan went up against the tentacle cock. But the Tentacle Cock would not be so easily defeated! It sprouted a trillion tiny erect penises from the its circumference and fucked Chris Chan in his pores. Chris was overjoyed at no longer being a virgin with rage, and shouted JULAAAAAAAAAAAY at the top of his lungs. then Chris Chan transformed back into Rarity, Rarity, being the pony slutty whore she is took the throbbing erect brown manhood into her wet mouth and ate it. The Giant tentacle cock has been defeated! Then it burst out of Rarity's candy vagina, turning her back into Chris Chan and restorting his torn asshole to normal. BUT THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN! Celestia used her princess Pony magic to disarm you and then shove her long sensitive horn up your tight ass. Seeing her chance, Applebloom penetrated Celestia's anus with the force of one thousand suns, Screaming out in pain, she said.. "IT'S A DOGGY DOGG WORLD FUCK YES I LOVE IT ROUGH!" Bod Dole stood be for the Tentaclemonster/ Applebloom and gave a speech about how rapeing everyone was bad for the equestrian economy, but the shitdick monster did not listen. Chris Chan's kids have not forgotten him. While the giant Shitty Vag destroyer Took Chris in the mouth The Horny Slender Mutants fucked Chris in the ass with the same triangular Slender Dick Trio. But Chris's asshole was reformed and immune to tearing, so the Slender kids bent his dick even further than before. And then Granny Smith Flew in from the Ceiling while screaming "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH" She asked what was wrong Chris Chan, Applebloom, Slenderman, and Princess Celestia said "We're all out of Powdered Toast" Soon the Slender Kids Chanted the Apache Chief War call, "EI NAY CHUK!" They then grew, their dicks with then, tearing Chris's body right in half as their gargantuan load covered Apple Bloom drowning her in a never ending sea of semen. Since he had sex with the Slenderman, Chris had become immune to permanent harm, and came back to life almost immediately. The Apache Slender Mutants then decided it was their turn to get fucked up and bending over to allow Chris easy access to their fleshy glory holes. Then a hole in time opened up. Cyborg Abraham Lincoln punched Slenderman in the Tits and began making out with Princess Celestia. This sent Slender Man into a full on Orgasm, while Celestia knocked Abraham over shoving her elongated semen covered Horn into Abraham Lincons Robotic Vagina. Then one of Chris Chan's slender kids took off his mask and revealed himself to be Gabe Newell.The other two children took advantage of the shock and stuck their slender tongues down Gabe Newells throat. And then two cannibal midgets bursted out of Gabe's chest and proceeded to give violent ass rapings with a cattle prod. Meanwhile back in hell, Frostman impregnated Twilight with his robot seed, and she gave birth to a demon Robot pony child, which then possessed Applebloom. Then the rest of the cmc showed up "way cool apple bloom you finaly got your cuite mark" Scootlaoo looked at her flank, laying there, was a giant Purple Dildo dripping shit mixed with semen. She then was consumed with excitement, She then said "Bend over and touch your hooves. IT BEGINS!, "maybe now i can have sex with rainbowdash" she jumped on her scooter to go find her but before she could leave she was caught by the demon robot and..Little did she know, Rainbow Dash already found her, she leapt from the sky Mounting Scootaloo's fresh virgin anus almost immediately. the Frostman mutant child possessed Applebloom through her vagina, and opened the gates of hell, allowing Pinkie Pie and company back into ponyville. But not before having one, huge, Roman, rape orgy! Rainbow Dash Grabbed Pinkie Pie, she Shoved her right hoof into the Pink Mares Penis Taking Party Cannon and declared in delight: "I'M GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU" Then Rainbow Dash began to eat out Pinkie Pie while Scootaloo Lapped Hungrily at Rainbow Dash's asshole. as the rest of the hell spawn army speewed out of appleblooms vagina. Celestia stepped back watching the demons fly out of the tentical monster and exclaimed: "So many demons to rape! So little time!" And then out of nowhere, from the pits of hell emerges..Squirdward his tentacles now gyrating penises flying around his body in lust. He wants the pony vagina. Then Princess Celestia became a Macro Pony, and began voring and unbirthing all the demons with all her holes. Even her Horn hole. before this could happen, Squidward shoved his gyrating penises down her throat, choking her to death. Suddenly, Frostman grew thousands of giant penises on his hands and crotch, and with a wicked grin on his face, he said..."There are no brakes on the rape train." Sweetie Bell feeling left out broke her own horn off of her head and began to masturbate, until Spike saw her doing so, he then said to himself: "Kill yourself you disgusting cunt." She did not hear this. She masturbated until she had a bloody orgasm all over herself. Then Spike took off his face. He shortly died of Facelessness soon after. Twilight took advantage of the dead dragon and shoved his spike tail in her vagina until she began to bleed heavily.Soon after Twilight Sparkle died after severe blood loss. Spikes Tail still lodged up her purple geyser Then Zecora yelled "WAHTS GEWD NYUGGAH?!?!" Frostman, upon hearing the sound of her voice, shoved most of his handcocksdown her throat, while shoving the rest into the Slender kids's assholes.The Slender Kids then suffer fatal heart attacks from the giant cocks penetrating their asses unexpectedly, killing all three almost instantly. Frostman, not fully satisfied, headed off to find more victims. Meanwhile in Canterlot Luna watched all of this unfolding through her telescope "this has gotten out of hoof, i must call upon the one person in the universe that can make all of this right.....the one person who can save equestria....Jiggly Puff!" (unfortunately, Saxton Hale had died just the day before.) So in his absence JigglyPuff floted down from the sky on to luna's balcony "Jiggly Puff i need you to go to ponyville and sing your song" Jigglypuff saluted and flew off to ponyville. But before Jigglypuff could make it to ponyville, Saxton Hale, having inexplicably came back to life, tore Jigglypuff apart with his bare hands. Just then Are's the greek god of war comes from a giant wall sphincter and swallows Jiggly Puff whole. Gabe Newell, enraged with seeing his father eaten before him, yells out "I'm such a fat cunt." Luna shrieked in horror "JIGGLYPUFF NOOOOOOOOOOOO, what hope does equestira have now?" Then Giant Princess Celestia sat on Canterlot and Luna and all of Canterlot where lost forever in the deep royal folds of Princess Celesitas cunt. except that never really happened, and the macro celestia was just one of Chris Chans wild sex fantasies. "Save us Mare-do-Well, you're our only hope!" cried Luna, Then Purple Tinker flew in with her helicopter dick and said "HERP DERP IM HORRSE" Maredowell did not respond, only noding. Then all of a sudden Jackie Chan comes out of nowhere to save the day. Jackie Chan and Fonzie activated their Wonder Twin powers and Created a Nigger Rainboom that kills both Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo in the midst of their 69 fuck session...and they summoned Mare-Do-Well who Cries over the loss of her lesbian lover Rainbow Dash. who was was eaten by gummy. And when the smoke cleared, the only survivor was...Frostman, who was jerking off over the dead bodies, and Mr Rogers. The Nigger Rainboom destroying the FrostMan's dicks slicing them from his body, causing him great pain. Mr Rogers and The Frost Man have a giant fuck duel of fate in which Mr Rogers comes out in top his throbbing erection craving some of that necrophilia. Frostman very much enjoyed the pain, and tore off Mr. Roger's face with his hands. In Pony hell, Twilight Sparkle begins writing her letter to Princess Celestia, it reads: Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned That just because you meet Gabe Newell, doesn't mean you can convince him to finish episode 3 And that Purple Tinker is the sexiest pony Also could you please send me a new assistant? Spike is being a lazy nigger. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. ps... I was serious about that assistance bit, Spike's dead....I should know because I'm dead too....I bled out....with his tail in my vagina.. Back in canterlot.......Luna's eyes narrowed seeing all hope was lost, she looked over to the phone knowing the only way to stop all of this was to go back time....she made the call, the call she hoped she would never have to make agin, she called the doctor...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvzOVTzjKg&feature=fvwrel ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS One morning in Fluttershy's cottage...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. I used to wonder what friendship could be Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best friends? "Fluttersaiyan" Written by /mlp/ One morning in Fluttershy's cottage...Fluttershy was just waking up. The scene switches to Carrousel Boutique because while pone is superior.Her vagina had just been violated. When suddenly twilight came in a panic. "Rarity i need your help!"~said twi. Suddenly Trixie. "I can't help you twilight, my dick has simply gotten too large and i keep tripping on it". "What a coincidence your dick has gotten too large and I keep tripping on it.." twi mumbled "NO i dont care what your doing here with trixie stop, i have acidently summoned a monster named Gabe Newell, AND HES ON HIS WAY TO FLUTTERSHYS HOUSE TO RAPE HER" While Gabe was on his way to Fluttershy's cottage, he remembered that Rainbow Dash is worst pony and went over to her house to rape her instead. What gabe didn't know is rainbow dash's vag was crusted over with over 100 layers of dried semen.From all of the neckbeards that wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash, But Actually was from her father implying all proud lesbians weren't raped by their fathers Meanwhile, off in Arlen Texas, Hank Hill was off delivering propane to one of his regular places... Gabe sighed looking down at his fat flabby body and began to flap his wingarms furiously with the speed of a man who faps with both arms.. he took flight approaching Couldsdale and his target rainbowdash. He managed to hit her house, spot on. His hard, throbbing dick had so much penetration from all of the speed it broke through all of the layers of dried semen, unleashing a pool of vaginal fluids locked up from the dried semen. Then, everyones favorite rock and roll clown, Dr. Rockso called. A giant, throbbing COCK stood in the center of Ponyville. "I can take care of it!"~said blueblood. It then soared up to the moon, penetrating lunas ass with the force of 1,000 suns. It was so fast and large that it went through luna, killing her, straight into the moon, where the giant dick twisted and bent. And so Luna was replaced with her original character, Bluna Meanwhile twilight and rarity followed gaben from the ground "Rarity drag your huge cock faster we are losing sight of him!" At this point, Gabe's cock was stomach deep in Rainbow Dash, and had already broken through her ovaries. "ok rarity i am going to give you butterfly wings one more time, you are going to go up there and save rainbowdash from GABEN with your massive ungodly sized dick!" Then Gabe come with the fury of 10,000 suns. The cum came out of Rainbow Dash's mouth though because by then the dick had already worked it's way through RD's body and out her mouth. He then proceeded to thrust and thrust, up to the point where the dick was about to enter the neck. as rainbow dash said: "This day just got 20% cooler". since the joke was so overused it made gabe thrust like mad, his dick coming right out of rainbow dashing mouth, chocking her to death, he the proceeded to try to cum inside, but then..In the midst of this confusion, Twilight Sparkle violently shoved a three-pronged wooden dildo deep in her anal cavity, resulting in an obscenely large amount of rectal slivers. She was dead within minutes. Spike decided it would be best to kill himself, so he shoved the dildo in his eye until he had died approximately eight times. GABEN looked at the world below noticing dead pony, and a butterflywing pony with huge dick as it was his fetish. meanwhile angle bunny looked up at the sky and saw a humongous neckbeard jumping down from couldsdale with his dick out, he ran to "tell" fluttershy. But then decided to rape her instead....... angel was still thrusting in and out of Fluttershy's anal cavity, while thrusting a carrot in her vag. Angel was about to cum, and he did. Suprisingly, he filled fluttershy up with over 50 buckets of cum, instantly imploding her body from all the liquid. Angel proceeded to eat the carrot of fluttershy's cum while jacking off. he came once more. Gaben couldn't bring himself to rape Buttershy, and ended up heading to Canterlot.. Gaben ran as fast as he could, to rape Princess Celestia, but thats not how royalty works there. Princess Celestia knew it was inevitable, so as soon as Gaben ran through the door, Celestia had penetrated Gaben with her horn, which made giant holes in all of his organs, and while Celestia was fucking Gaben, she was using her wing to jack him off at the same time. Slowly, Celestia absorbed Gaben's power, becoming about 1.7 times as terrible. Meanwhile in canterlot.... spiderman was trying warn celestia.. when he saw it was too late. Gaben was being fucked to death by Celestia. Spiderman decided to make it a three-way, and stuck his spider dick in celestias vagoo. Everyone thrusting in perfect rhythm, gaben was about to cum. His dick then grew over 100 miles in length, went to cloudsdale, and came inside Rainbow Dash once again. once RD realized he came buckets, she immediately went to wipe it off and put it in her vag, but it was too late. The cum crusted over her vag once again, leaving years of not being able to be fucked, until gaben was unleashed once again. When suddenly gaben pulled up his ipone 3ds super autism faggot phone 4. He quickly looked at some gay AT porn whilst masturbating slowly but surely to it. Because that's how he rolls. Back in canterlot, Celestia took a huge dump on Luna's chest, leaving a large pile of green slimy shit, some of it running down into her mouth. Meanwhile in the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse..EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING, While Scootaloo was surfing the Equestria net. She found a website for gay AT porn. She found it intriguing so she clicked on it. She began to slowly rub her young marehood to it will her hoof while it dripped her juices all over the wood floor, rotting it and lowering the property value. Cause that's how she rolls. and They had built a time machine in order to stop Twilight form summoning GabeN CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS QUANTUM PHYSICS YAY.. But in the time machine, the cutie mark crusaders went to 1982,and was in the world of G1....They peaked out of the machine.."what the flying fuck" the all said in together...They saw something no man should ever see....they saw.Finn and Jake having hardcore gay sex with thier small peni.the time machine had only enough power to go to one more year. They tried going to 2012, but scootaloo misspelled it, and they went to 2009.... to G3.5. Once they opened the time machine door, they're eyes exploded and they all died of implosion. Meanwhile in canterlot..Twilight and Rarity finally manage to get to Canterlot, Seeing Celestia going insane with the power of 15,000,000 neckbeards, she reaches for a brush and begins moving to twilight, only to trip on Rarity's dick. AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN. "HE'S GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE" Spider man pined down the 1960s goon before he could shoot super celestia.. Meanwhile, in Moot ocupied Germany...and The Cutie Mark Crusaders woke up in a closet, with Tom Cruise. The second Tom looked at them, the cutie mark crusaders refused to come out of the closet. And then Rainbow Dash said, You gotta come out of the closet, and then Tom said, I'm not in a closet, and then Rainbow Dash went into the closet, and won't come out of the closet. Close by Some anon watched from a distance saying "this thread is god tier." That evening fluttershy sat in her cottage and had almost normel uneventful day wondering why the fuck she even wakes up in the morning... so she decided to go to the cmc clubhouse. Then Kurt Cobain pony walks in and shoots himself in the muzzle with a shotgun. angle then picks up the guitar and starts the FooFighter.. Discord is sitting in the CMC club house with a cup of tea sipping it while Fluttershy enters the room. "Why good evening Fluttershy! Are you enjoying this chaos induced fun? Were you there last time when I summoned Satan and the Firelord? Want me to do that again for some more..... fun?" Then Fluttershy wakes up, realizes that someone is in her shower, she goes to the bathroom, and sees Big Macintosh in the shower. Afraid, and confused she holds him and says "I thought you had died" and laughed and said :N-n-n-ope".Ragnaros is under the bed, snickering evilly while he puts the camera back in his blazing inferno pocket. BUT THEN R KELLY WHIPS OUT HIS GUN "umm no dont shoot if thats ok i.. if umm thats ok w-with you" Big Mac runs in front of Fluttershy and says "EEYUP" and then is shot 1 million times, Scarface style. Fluttershy loses control of her sanity, and goes into Super Saiyan 5 mode, and pummels R Kelly into a pulp, who then reveals himself to be none other than.... TED TURNER. DUN DUN DUN! And then everyone leaves Buttershy alone because she is too damn cute. Ragnaros crawls out of the bed and puts his magma ass on the bed, causing it to burst in flames. "FLUTTERSHY, YOU HAVE CALLED UPON THE ELEMENTS AND THE FIRELORD HAS ANSWERED. ARE YOU READY TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ONLY THE ELEMENTS ARE IN CONTROL?! THEN GET READY FOR HUGE MAGMA DICK." Thus Fluttershy's house catches on fire while the Firelord penetrates Fluttershy's virginity. Then the ghost of Green Mile takes over Big Mac's dead body. Ted Turner releases 50 Ted Turner clones, who all try to Fight Super Saiyan 5 Fluttershy, but she kills them in a second using her Bunny Flash attack, but it was a trick! Ted Turner bought time to summon the Destroyer of Worlds, Mega Sweetie Bot. Ted Turner laughs " WEEHAHA!" NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD IS DOOMED, ALL BECAUSE OF ME CAPTAIN PLANET! WEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Fluttershy thinks quickly on how to stop the Mega Sweetie Bot, gathering energy from all life forms in the universe, she gathers enough energy for a Spirit Yay. But mega sweetie bot was no match for scootswarzenegge who appeared in a time rift amist fluttershy's yay bomb. But twas a trap! Ted Turner wanted Fluttershy to gather all that energy so he could invade her pooper with his Technicolor dick. But what Ted Turner did not know, was that FLuttershy's pooper was filled with man eating butterflies, who were all Super Sayian 7, they swarmed on Ted Turner, who cried "YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF TED TURNER!" meanwhile... outside the cottage applejack was afraid to knock on the door, so she didnt and went back to being a background pony. The mighty Spirit Yay, powered by Scootaneggers Plasma Chicken Rifle, burst through the cottage door, defeating the mighty Mega Sweetie Bot, and saving the universe! Then Princess Celestia woke up, and heard someone in her shower....it was Ted Turner, half eaten away by Fluttershy's Pooper Butterflies, she asked him "Did everything go according to plan?" "Not yet my Queen, but soon, we will have defeated the Super Sand" Princess Celestia and Half Eaten made out, and the sun began to fall. "It appears we have an interloper...my queen" AND THEN RAGNAROS CAME OUT OF HALF EATEN TED TURNERS FACE. THE TRUE VILLIANS REVEALED!! Ragnaros sat in a corner and started to cry. Celestia noses over to Ragnaros"We all have to make sacrifices... some more than others" "but you said the same shit to Gabe in twilight's book! I really wanted to be part this!".... "How can mortal insects have more importance of the lord of flame? I was summoned by Discord himself yet Ted turner took over trying to rape Yellow Quiet. I am tired of lion/ dragon butt. I WANT PONIES" Ted turned to face the flames " You infact are the key to our plans my boy, without you we will never convert equestria into a monymakeing powerhouse... and after we are done you will be rewarded"Ragnaros returned singing. "Ain't nothing gonna hold me back, say goodbye to all those insects, now I really wish that I had a camera! BE A GOD, YOU MSUT BURN DOWN ALL THEIR HOUSES! BE A GOD, WITH ALL THE FURY OF THE RAGING SUN, BE A GOD, WITH ALL THE SWIFTNESS OF A FOREST FIRE, MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" Ted Turner thanked his masters wholeheartedly, before being thrown out the window of the 200 ft castle. Then Iron Will came up to him and began singing. "Lets get down to business! To defeat, the Saiyan! Did you come here a filly or a colt? Your the saddest OC, I've ever seen, and by far, the most emo, How could I, make a God out of you?" Celestia noded "it is time we revile our true purpose" Flames engulf the sun goddess revealing ...... SHE PULLS OUT HER GUN, and shoots luna who overhead everything, but she escaped flying towards fluttershy's cottage. Luna knocks on Fluttershys door, but something was wrong. It was quiet.... too quiet. then fluttershy remebers that this is her episode. so she..so she opend the door deciding that being a background pony was boring...Luna opened Fluttershys door, all of her woodland animals were near her bed looking at the bed with tears in their eyes, Luna knew what this was, but she could not bear to think of it.. "Oh, ummmm hello luna"~fluttershy wimperd...Fluttershy had expended all her energy with the Spirit Yay, and was dying from Pony Heart Virus. It was up to Luna to find the legendary Senju Peas to restore Fluttershy to her original strength. luna began "Fluttershy... TIS WELL KNOWN YOU ARE QUEEN OF BESTIALITY, THEY VAGINA HAS CONTAINED SEMEN OFF ALL CREATURES, But i must ask of you to woo over a creature that no one has yet defeated....." Then Fluttershy said "The animal semen remedy you recommended isnt working Princess Luna, I need the legendary Senju Peas in my mouth to heal me and stop the Queen which for some reason I know about," But then Rockcock64 came in, OH YEEEEEEEEAH he cried and unleashed his mighty spray of nigger semen all over the pones, and then died on his way back to his home planet and was never seen again, OR WAS HE? Luna geting back on topic said "WE MUST MAKE HAST THEN, WHERE CAN WE FIND 'SENJU PEAS'?" Fluttershy:"only in the deepest reaches of the most treacherous mountian in the hottest volcano where you must collect 133,759 small rocks, defeat the mighty C'tryyllx, Devourer of Dreams, decimate 7000 class IV civilizations with only a handgun, or you can check in my shelf above the fridge." bur ragnaros already accomplished all of this tasks, and was ready to set all equestria on fire..It was true, Ragnaros had already stolen all the Senju Peas from Fluttershys cabinet above the fridge, Princess Luna, Fluttershy, and all of Equestria was surely doomed!the only hope was..for luna to trick fire lord later... *luna blinks* Before she grabed the bottle and shoving the pea into flutteranus "you must suduce my sister and kill her, but be careful she is long past menopause and hasnt had a sexual feeling in 100s of years"..."firemonsters are easy to trick she mumbled shoved the last one into flutteranus" fluttershy moaned "But Luna, I'm dying of Pony Heart Disease, surely there must be another way!" a voice outside was heard "THERE BEITH ONE!" Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Big Macintosh's Reanimated Corpse with the Ghost of Michael Clarke Duncan, Galactus Destroyer of Marvel Universes, and Timmy, The boy with no arms, came into Fluttershy's Cottage. "Fluttershy, meet the Neighvengers."~said twi Meanwhile back in canterlot a tricked Ragnaros aproches Celestia with fake Senju Peas. Princess Celestia smiles "Good, these will provide an excellent alternate universe for Galactus to consume" "What universes will it be my Queen?" Princess Celestia smiled Galactus realized he was fucking Galactus and ate the entire Universe. MEANWHILE ON CYBERTRON " ...and then the talent agent asks "Well that's a hell of an act what do you call it?" Pinkie replies "the Aristocrats"!......Fuck you Pinkye" replyed AB, and they were silent until the end of the trip..."whao thats some awsum story pinkie, is it really all true?"said scoots. Pikie's eyes narrow yes... roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo One afternoon in the Ponyville library...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? Twilight was reading a book About dragons...'s penises when she looked up. Spike walks into the room. He notices Twilight reading about dragon dicks and begins to give her a puzzling look wondering if he should be disturbed by this is pleased. "spike where are your balls, this book says dragons have huge balls, are you sure you are not a girl dragon and What are you doing with my box of dragondildos?" Spike then snatches the book from Twilight and says to her, "Twilight, what in Celestia's name are you even doing reading a book about dragon genitals?!" she looked over at spike's dick and got raped by her brother Prince Trueblood's wife, Prince Candense who is a fan of dragon dick. Twilight than took out her fully erect horse shlong, and butt-rammed Spike til dusk. They came 57 buckets. Then Fonzie kicked open the library door and strolled inside. She then got fucked by a 40 got ape with 6 foot dick and a 7 foot vibrator with two foot vibrating extensions for added stimulation. Then she died. But then Trixie showed up and raised Twilight from the dead with her necromancer skills along with spyke, who sacrificed scootalo to complete the dark ritual. Then rainbowdash showed up who was mad at trixie for not leting her rape dead twilight, so instead she raped scoots, Who was also dead. After finishing with the corpse of scootalo rainbow...went to Sugarcube corner where she found pinkie doing cocaine pinkiepie looked up from her stash, "oh hey dashi whats up?" "zombies are attacking ponyville its time pinkie" so they fucked. "Fuck, this is my lucky day" said RD...So they went off to fight Michael Jackson and his undead hordes. and then Celestia came to fight the zombies.And the fonze and the other guys that raped twilight...Celestia was unable to coordinate her pony's dance routine to beat the undead horde so she...summoned the smooze, Who was actually Tori Spelling without makeup.the zombies were scared and tried to surrender. Applejack watched in horror as the purple gunk of Tori Spelling covered sweet apple acres. Tori spelling decided to then attack canterlot so celestia and luna tried to attack her until .the mane 6 gathered the elements to summon Gabe Newell. Their only hope was for Gabe Newell to eat the Smooze. Later, Gabe Newell stood alone on the canterlot balcony, before him stood the a faceless purple moster, Tori Spelling, he braced himself knowing what he must do. He started to dance naked and upside down, then he opened his mouth..it was done. And knowing that earlier he had destroyed episode 3 along with the smooze, he sat down and cryed man tears. his tears cured the cancer that transformed half of equestria in zombies, bur rainbow wasn't happy. Celestia noes over to Gabe. "We all have to make sacrifices... some more than others" "Your wishes have been granted, I hope it was worth the weight" said gaben. Luna said promptly "we may have to call upon you yet gabe but until that time comes we will return to to earth, along with an ipad" And then Gabe returned to Earth to live the life of a simple farmer. meanwhile, a new enemy rise among the ruined city. Suddenly Seth comes out of no where dressed as a clownPant-less with a raging hahrdon the size of 2 inches he screamed "where is my waifu trixie! And then Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Mussolini, Hannibal, and Adolf Motherfucking Hitler out of fucking Nowhere! Gilbert Gottfried emerged from the flames with a mighty roar, ready to defeat all comers and claim his waifu Rarity. The forces of autism gathered, while the mane six returned to a ruined ponyville. Seth and Gottfried teamed up in search for their waifu and proceeded to the two twilights started to fuck each other. . By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. "And that, Spike, is where babies come from" Twilight finished as she closed her book. "so no one is having babies until episode 3 comes out" asked spike "But Twilight, that could take forever!". Spikes asked twilight if thats how the cakes had thier baby, "NO THATS DIFFERENT STUPID" said twi "now i need finished my spell to summon Gabe, and its why i need to be completely alone with him when he arrives, so shooo" fuck you twilight" says spike as he walks away, probably to jack off or smoke.. "stupid babydragons" mumbled twi as she put on her alex cosplay costume Twilight prepared her pies, cakes, and fried chicken in preparation for the incoming gaben.The ritual beginned, and twilight started to recit the forbidden words... "shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo" "Call upon the GABEN when you in distress" "And then Seth finally went to bed" with that, Gaben appeared before Twilight in a bright flash of light! roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo create a new ver One morning above Ponyville...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning above Ponyville RainbowDash was soaring through the clouds... As she was stopped by Soarin' and It was at that moment that rainbowdash decided that she wanted to join the shadowbolts but before she could tell soarin that..soarin died. The end of soarin, but as his body fell to the earth below rainbowdash and then Mrs. Cake approached rainbow dash and said JERHUWULLGY GOGGLY DOM UR GHEY RANBODATS Filled with rage, Dash kicked Mrs. Cake as hard as she could in the face, killing her instantly. But rainbow dash didn't give a fuck because she had her mind set on joining the Shadowbolts, "FUCK YOU CUNTSFACE" yelled rainbowdash as she flew off to the everfree forest "ohshit!~" yelled rainbowdash "I'm being followed by a zombie!" Dash slammed her left foot on the gas and flew through the winding forest, coming to a stop near zecora's lunashine brewery Mrs. Cake's brain oozed from her eye socket, the eyeball itself dragging along the ground. Her leg bends badly and receives a compound fracture, and on her fall the exposed bone punctures her skull, rendering her brain useless and putting her into a permanent zombie vegetative state. "Fuck you, you stupid whore. You have brought a zombie to my door!" Zecora cried out at Dash. Dash reached for her glock but found that her fanny pack spilt halfway through her flight, and gives an uneasy look as zecora levitates multiple spears with her zebracornhorn. "Zecora you have GOT to help me with your freaky african magic" yelled rainbow dash as the zombie pounded on the door, night was quickly approaching "Go away, you fucking tard!" Zecora yells "Killing zombies is too hard." "Praise Jesus!" yells Rainbow Dash, as the zombie kills itself "Truly, Christ has saved us! I take you, Jesus, as my personal Lord and Savior!" But Celestia is watching through her magic viewing portal, and it most displeased by this heresy. "Luna, we have an interloper....." Celestia sends out her most experienced reich to eliminate the zebra threat, arming them with rope and oil. "Then it is time, sister." Luna replies. "We must release THE CREATURE." Rarity . As she is a grand masters in the KKK Fluttershy's phone began to ring. There is no response, she is passed out drunk on a rock outside rarity's house. After many retried calls, luna and celestia agree to take the easy way out and send rarity to eliminate the zebra ---COMMERCIAL BREAK!--- New pomegranate Fruit Loops! "Follow your nose or something!" "No, fuck you, the breakfast cereal shall be mine." "Oh shit, uncle Tucan, what must we do?" "KILL DAT NIGGA" *gunfire, screaming* "Fruit Loops! A part of a balanced breakfast!" ---Now back to My Little Pony--- Rarity's dawns her KKK hood and fabulous all white outfit, being sure to bring her torches and lynching rope she set out for the nigger heretics home. She knew that rainbowdash had been under the speel of nigger pone and it wasn't her fault Rarity found where the dirty zebra lived and put up a burning cross out front, she then yelled WOLOLO and tore off her dress, revealing another dress wrapped in dynamite. She throws her torch at the hut and charges onto it, rolling over the fire and into the hut. Rainbowdash screams hiding behind zecora "NO RARITY IM NOT REALLY A CHRISTIAN IT WAS ALL ZECORA'S FAULT" "Look at the trouble you have brought, this is your fault you putrid twat." said zecora as she bucks dash out the door Then Twilight wakes up and finds it was all a dream, whimpering in fear, and spike approaches her and says "That was some good shit fluttershy had last night, we should go find her" "Yeah man that really fucked me up" said Twilight as she was getting ready to leave Suddenly, Purple Tinker! Right out of fucking nowhere! The chaos comes to a brief halt as they gaze in awe of the bumblecock that was set foot in the town. Rarity stands up and says "PONIES! ZEBRAS! We have gone in wrong directions, being racist and all. A new day is breaking, THE DAY OF SEXISM!" Within minutes, the ponies and zebras stop their conflict to capture and bind tinker, deciding to get really high and eat chicken fingers. Rainbow dash was relieved that she was finally rid of scootaloo, but she contemplated what would become of tinker. "Why hello twilight, i assume you know why i am here?" BUt then lyra showed up and started talking about humans Purple Tinkler then stood up on two hooves and took off its mask reviling itself to be a human, lyra gasped "I Knew they where real, tell me human monster why have you come here to our peaceful town?" The human was Bill Cosby, and he zip zop zoobity bopped Rarity "lyra pls go" muttered tinker as he pondered what his captors would do to him. But Lyra wouldn't leave until she got what she wanted, Rarity died. and then Lyra fell in love with BillCosby's violent human nature, because what she really wanted was sex with a human. Watching all this twilight and spike trying to sneak away.... Lyra noticed them leaving and created a force field trapping Twilight and Spike there, They watched in horror as Bill Cosby began violently fingering Lyra Hurry, spike... Remind me how to teleport, I've only read the book 56 times Twilight and spike managed to simply walk out of the forcefield because lyra is horrible at magic, But the rest of ponyville was not as lucky. Twilight and Spike watched in horror as ponies begged on and banged on the forcefield to let them out "Dont worry Ponyville i Twilight sparke will go and find help from Princess celestia. Meanwhile in canterlot... Luna was writing an angry letter to Gabe Newell for Half Life Episode 3 not being out yet when Celestia came in to tell her the bad news of Lyra, Bill Cosby and Purple tinker when,Something snaps in celestia's head, and she orders the now-mobilized celestial reich to eradicate all the citizens of equestria due to the intense faggotry within ponyville With Ponyville being trapped in a force field the citizens were easily rounded up and put in concentration camps, Luna looked at her sister with disgust there was only one thing Luna could do to stop this, Luna attacks her sister screaming "BUT SISTER IF WE DESTROY EQUESTRIA I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY HL2EP3" "Tough shit", says celestia as she dons her royal aviators. She puts her hoof onto the red button, detonating the camps. The pony race is near decimated, with celestia and Luna the only remaining members. And then they fucked. The end. Or was it as Rainbow broke the forth wall, only to be killed by Pinkie "This is my dimension bitch get your own!" yelled Pinkie roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo One night in Twilight's Library...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? In Twilight's library the mane6 gathered to discuss the greatest threat equestria has faced thus far, Twilight spoke first: "Horse semen." Pinkie then suddenly falls from the sky screaming "God Damn it" Twilight: "Rainbow Dash you've dealt with a lot of semen before. What should we do here?". A human walks into the scene and cums inside Rainbow Dash. Rainbowdash: "The fuck if i know i tried dyeing my mane to hint people imma lesbian but...humans just keep cumming out of no where" Discord then comes out and makes everyone drink his piss. The six technicolor ungulates proceed to savor the mutant's urine. Suddenly Rarity "Discord no plz we have no time for your Q like shenanigans, Ponyville is about to be covered with horse semen, and its not just average horse semen ITS....Big mac's semen" * collective shiver except for applejack* Suddenly, without any warning, a humongous hamburger from McDonald's lets its "special sauce" drip all over Ponyville, covering the village with thousand island and Russian dressing. Discords eyes widen with envy releasing someone else is causing much better chaos then him, He decides to teleport the mane6 away and enlist them in his hunt for the for whatever force was behind the giant sanwidge. The fattening burger was powered by Discord's aforementioned piss. Discord was known to take leaks all over Equestria during his reign. Rainbowdash: "Discord we know this is all your fault why should we help you?!" Discord: "because, I can fit a tooth brush in my ass." The dracoequus tells the mortal ponies the story of he found out that he could brushie brushie his sphincter. "and so i conclude my story by saying this, I can promise you my little ponies i had nothing to do with bigmac's horse semen flood" But then the mane6 realized discord had teleported them too...Coos Bay Oregon..And then they teleported to Purgatory,which started flooding with horse semen. They became sick from the teleportation and puke all over each other. after they where done puking twilight looked around "discord but WHHYYY have you teleported us here what could we possible do to save ponyville from semen here? Suddenly, Green Day cums in with Vinyl Scratch, who is restricted by chains, and starts to play "Kill the DJ". Discord: But this, my dear twilight, is where you were born. I am your father. Twilight is in shock "NO thats not true that's impossible!!!11!" Discord glances around at greenday and the incomeing semen flood "Oh dear this is much worse then i thought. if the semen can come here....." Yes gets pissed off and starts beating the livid horse shit out ouf Green Day, Vinyl and Pinkie Pie. Unable to control herself any longer, Twilight picks up a sniper rifle from a nearby table and blows Jon Anderson's head off, saving Green Day. But it was not effective because Jon Anderson is immortal. Twilight began sobbing as she fell into her father's arms. Discord gently wraps his claws around her. "everything that happened is my fault. The cum is not Big Mac's. It is mine..." Twilight gasped as she heard this. "But you don't have anyone, whom could you have possibly been horny about...?" Discord: "You... Twilight..." Discord said as his lips met his daughter's. Twilight gave a slight whimper at this, but secretly wanted it. Discord hushed his daughter's whimpering as he slid his dick into her pussy. They made love as the entire world was consumed by his cum. The end. But it was not the end For while discord and twilight made love in Purgatory, as the immortal Jon Anderson watched, Princess Celestia and luna had devised a plan of there own to save equestria from the great semen flood which was had not yet reached canterlot. There plan was to have Yes and Green Day perform a song together to remove the horse semen. "But sister how will we summon them? and how could a song distory this monster?" "But they are already in are world, surely you have heard the awesomness eminating from are many concert halls." Green day gets vinyl to have sex with tre cool and all the semen gets sucked into her cunt. Yes then kills Tre because they did not get to perform for ten hours. tre is even more powerful than discord yes is defeated easily. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson's godly powers protect his fellow bandmates from everything. Jon Anderson suddenly chokes on his own tongue, and dies a painful writhing death. his band mates are left defenseless and cold. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson is still immortal. reailty collapses in on vinyl's cunt and john anderson is finally destroyed for all time. Suddenly with a snap of his fingers Discord teleports Twilight and the rest of the mane6 to Celestia's throne room, Tiwlight was put under arrest for causeing the great cumflood. While Twilight is in prison she remembers all the good times...She spent years in prison her body withered away and got old, as her former mentor remained immortal. None of her friends ever forgave her. Old and alone she sat inside a dark prison cell when suddenly discord sudden appears before her and begins to do a sexy dance... But they discovered it was all a dream of pinkie pie because of some experimental magic muffins by twilight. And so they began the journey to find out which stallion had the biggest cock. They started out with Prince Blueblood with the permission of celestia. But they couldn't decide if it was a good idea to measure it like that, so they had to erect it. So rainbow dash was in the "cuminside me" position when suddenly the cmc appeared with their new reality show tv, GEEET YOUR CUTIE MAARK. And so, they tried to earn the penis erecter cutiemark, the first one to try was....Applebloom decided she should try it out on her brother but big mac's cock was being eated out by sweetie belle, so applebloom was kind of upset because she was about to earn the cutiemark, meanwhile, scootaloo Summoned her chicken brethren to kill Applebloom and with a cry of a thousend cocks she raped applebloom, but suddenly, prince blueblood's penis was erected, and sweetie belle cm was a big erected penis with a happy face sucking it, that made twilight...Want to grow her own penis with magic and so she did and walked up to waked up to the cmc and asked, what did they learnt that day, and they answered that they Learn a valuable lesson of frenship. its not the size of your dick what matters, its the size of your heart that can earn you a child's blowjob with the force of a thousend suns, and it may someday reward everyone... Twilight is then shook awake by Spike in her bed. she had one of those dreams again. Twilight shook her head in disbelief. Every once in awhile now she would have twisted dreams that were usually perverted and didn't make a lot of logical sense. For now she brushes it off as just another bad dream, but something told her there was more to these nightmares than it seemed. THE END ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS One night in Ponyville...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One night in Ponyville....Everyone died. BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. The skeleton was of Rarity's fine form! The skeleton proceeded to devour ponies and congregate their meat and muscles into his body, he then skinned someand with a satanic chant the skeleton became Tara Strong and twilight watched all of this from her window, and found it sexy twilight masturbates to the skeleton. But then spike tried to break it up because he wanted skeleton rarity all to himself and not lesbian twi, "Twilight what are you doing all of ponyville is being distroyed by a monster and you're in here fucking yourself". then lyra came in and cut off spike's hands the bon bon ate the rest of spike.Consumed with power hand weilding Lyra began to laugh maniacally, twilight turned to her "Lyra what are you doing, why skeletons why, all to get spikes hands?!"Oh twi you really don't know do you? Long ago in the pre-celestia era lived a race of creatures known as humans. Humans could not use magic so instead they manipulated objects with there hands. 'Hands' are like modern day claws except much more complex. They could pick up any object without trying there whole-life trying to master a levitation spell. Once celestia came into power she found there use of hands disturbing, instead of using magic like ponys humans where creating more and more complicated machines to solve problems. AND INSTEAD OF SEEING HOW USEFUL AND COOL AND SEXY HUMANS WHERE, CELESTIA BANISHED THEM FROM THIS WORLD UNDER THE FALSE PRETENCE OF PROTECTING PONYS. Your Teacher is a monster. Our culture, our technology and even simple things like teacups, doorknobs and benches all come from this ancient human civilization but i see the truth, i will find a real human, and i will find a way to create a portal to the human world LETTING HUMANS RETURN!!!" lyra now backing twilight into a corner "yes, and i can't have any witnesses, prepare your anus, SPARKLE!". Twilight emergency teleported away from insane lyra and bonbon, outside the library she began to run, "with spike dead how will i contact celestia?" and then she saw it....... hundreds and hundreds of niggerballs. Twilight looked in awe at the top of the nigger balls, a voice rang out "guys can i have R34?" it was felix And Jon Anderson, who was along for the ride, riding down on a golden chariot. Twilight has multiple orgasms just from the sight of Jon Anderson.Jon Anderson stood alone, before him stood an army of the undead he spoke: I'm here to fight that mint pony bitch, and get my thumb back!! Cheers erupted but then Lyra along with her sidekick bonbon marched outside and slapped Jon with her 'hands' and showed Felix her anus causing his penis to explode killing him. The rest of Yes appears and they start to play "Close to the edge", destroying the army of skeletons. but this was what lyra wanted all along for the bone marrow of pony skeletons was what she needed to finish her portal. Twilight looked at yes "Guys we have got to stop her, if we dont eqestria will be overrun with neckbeards!". Jon Anderson says "sure, I love killing neckbeards"! But it was to late, lyra sped away on bon bon, she was about to complete the portal, neckbeards and worst of all Geoff will be raping equestria! Twilight stops and looks around "wait where did lyra and bonbon go?" All of a sudden, Bon Bon Has a pony nam flashback. Lyra began deeply staring into her vulva, Lyra began to eat out Bon-Bon. Octopus Octavia bursts out of bon bon's vag and yells "YOU WILL NOT SUMMON THE AUTISTS" and rips out Lyra's spinal cord. Lyra abruptly turns into a stalk of asparagus. The final few steps of the portal had been completed, Octopus Octavia could not stop them now. All that was left for bonbon to add the bone marrow to complete he loves portal, her dieing wish. After she adds the bone marrow Geoff's head comes out of the thread and with a loud faggoty voice yells "GUYS PLEASE DON'T" and all the neckbeards come out of the portal and begin fucking bon bon and Octopus Octavia. Rick Wakeman tackles Lyra and proceeds to eat all the bone marrow, but it was too late. The gods of Neckbeards, angered at Octavia's resistance, turn her into one of their fat eternal Shoggoths. Bonbon screaming in terror "NO WE ARE YOUR MASTERS WE SUMMONED YOU" to which an Anon replied...."I want to cum inside Lyra's dead body" to which he throws Bon Bon's semen covered body on the ground and fucks Lyra's dead body while pleasuring his anus with the spinal cord. An unholy symbol forms upon the ground. The symbol is /b/ Then, a flying saucer comes out of the sky, It's Emerson, Lake & Palmer! The neckbeard's jump off canterlot castle and rape the U.F.O and it crashes into Sweet apple acres (if you don't know what that is, don't worry it's just a background characters house.) killing everyone inside, and blowing up ponyville. But it's not effective because Emerson, Lake & Palmer are immortal. Suddenly twilight bursts into the room along with the remaining members of yes "Bonbon WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, why did you follow lyra into this?" "I can't wait to bomb some Do-DONG-os!" yells Twilight with vigor as she murders the neckbeard. Twilight sparkle dons special Neckbeard-Slayer gear. Rick Wakeman comes back from the dead and Yes proceeds to play Heart of the Sunrise. Pinkie pie bursts out of a neckbeard's blubber and says "Join me Link and you will be the greatest in Koradai, or else you wil-" before she could speak she was interupted by a brony yelling "20% cooler!". Emerson, Lake & Palmer arrive on the scene and proceed to help Yes kill the neckbeards. The portal expands, several shouts of "DUBS" can be heard from behind it. More and more neckbeards pour out of the portal, while twilight swings a mighty battle axe decapitating dozens at a time "WE GOT TO CLOSE THE PORTAL SOMEHOW" Fluttershy uses her ancient SATANIC MAGIC to subjugate Twilight. All of the surviving ponies in ponyville yell "O GOD IT'S CHRISTIAN BALE." it is apparent that Equestria is beaten, the elements of harmony can't be used because Rainbow Dash was filled with semen and died from choking on it. Jon Anderson has an idea, "Yes must..." But then Twilight interupts and pushes him aside Twilight thinking quickly of a idea, she gets the sea pony orb from her library and revives Lyra, the only way she can stay alive is in sea pony form, only Lyra knows how to stop the bronies, Christian bale, and save equestria and Sea Pony Lyra says:" IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN All musical talents present must combine with Ozzy Osbourne to preform The Gypsy Bard, closeing the portal forever", Twi looked at lyra after penetrating a neckbeards ass with her horn "But you haven't any instruments!" "someone needs to go into the human world and get the instruments and i can't cause i have hooves". lyra points to her ass "umm hello guys lyras and harps, i have lots of them"Jon Anderson takes one look at the useless insterments and uses his godly powers and makes better ones appear. He also changes the song to "The Gates of Delirium", because brony music sucks horse penis. The neckbeard army grew stronger more and more crawling out of the portal as fast as overweight neck beards can crawl. The bronies hiss at Jon Anderson and the remainder of the ponies cast singles on Christian Bale making him flee, the bronies start saying love and tolerance while running away from the non brony music, into the portal. Twilight looks in awe "its working...ITS WORKING~" Sea pony Lyra, realizes what loathsome creatures the humans are, they killed Octopus Octavia and Bon Bon, and most of Equestria, she gives Jon Anderson back his thumb with tears in her eyes. He thanks her and says "I am sorry for calling you a mint bitch. Lyra begins sobing and suddenly seapony lrya lunges out of her fishtank at him still crying "NO you where suppose to play brony music to attract more of them to our world" her attack useless because she is seapony, everyone looks at her on the ground with feels... she will die soon without water. "i am sorry i am so so sorry, i thought humans where all about love and tolerance" seapony lyra dieing on land infront of them with her water bucket gone, Twilight walks over to her dead body and uses it as a desk for her quill and paper. "Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that if anything has special needs, like autism, they should be killed immediately, i know i preach for everyone being equal, but if someone is retarded, like Lyra, then they should be killed Immediately Your Faithful student, Twilight Sparkle P.S. Jon Anderson is my new best friend and I would like you to meet him P.S.S Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are all dead, not a big loss, but just thought you should know" he rolls up her paper and puts a seal on it, she calls out for her number one assistant Spike before realising that hes dead "Oh fuck that bich lyra" she kicks her dead pony body for urinating on it. Fade to black ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS One afternoon at the Carousel Boutique...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One day in the EverFree Forest, Fluttershy was douching her vagina clean from all the Parasprite blood she was stained with after shoving them by droves into her cavernous vulva, Spike and Rarity were busy polishing up the family jewels. When suddenly fluttershy came in and said My swollen ponytits are sensing that there is an emergency in Nigeria, quickly Rarity, we must go to NIgeria and save Twilight and the other negroes from certain doom and asked her if they should take zecora with them, Rarity looked back at her and said. Fuck Seawhales. All of the sudden, a giant dying nigger advanced and said, Zecora is my main nigga Fluttathug, lets pop a cap in some 3rd world bitches Heavens no! I don't want to be surrounded by colored folk! yelled Rarity. But then R kelly whips out his gun! Fluttershy and rarity after defeating rkelly dawned there kkk hoods and set off for Nigeria. But not knowing where Nigeria was they went walked into twi's libary and come across Mr Krabs, of the Krusty Krab in hot consensual rape with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, A Giantess Cheerilee, and an Angry Tourist who was short charged at the hotel. But then Ragnaros puts an end to the orgy,then Mr. Krabs turned into Twisted Sister and started singing We're Not Gonna Take It and decided to burn the libary to the ground and figure it out on there own. Mr Krabs Looked at Ragnaros, and said "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGER" and shoved Rarity's horn in his ass Then ragnaros told mister krabs he wanted consensual rape but then Rarity came with the force of 10,000 blue whales and shot Mr Krabs into Giant Cheeilees vagina where he was slowly digested into vaginal fluid. Then Cheerillee asked Tom cruise to come out of the closet, but he said he wasnt in a closet, so cherilee went into the closet and wont come outbut the closet was in fact Raritys marshmellow butt, which had somehow streched to fit the Giant Cheerilee and Tom Cruise inside. So Mr.Krabs/twisted sister and Ragnaros and Giant Cheeilee had sex in Twilights libary as it burned to the ground. Tom cruise also died in the fire, but Rarity and Fluttershy escaped and went too White Castle cause they were hungry as fuck. And their way to White Castle, they came across Niel Patrick Harris but then they remembered White castle sucked balls so they went to KFC, despite raritys fear of niggers, still Neil came with them on their journey. Then when they were skipping to KFC, Purple Tinker came out of the sky and said "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" Purple Tinker then handed them all a grand dragon KKK uniform and four lengths of braided rope. But Rarity said, "OH no, I can't take these they Don't match my coat," and threw them into his face.Rarity said, "Enough of your bullshit Purple," and then she ate Purple Tinker with her ass, which then Giant Cheerilee proceeded to eat with her giant vagina, which then Mr Krabs proceeded to eat with his mouth, it was triple Vore-ception. Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, in the deeps of canterlot caves. Celestia:" So we meet again, I thought that you would never come back" XXXXX: "No magic can lock me away, for I am FLUFFY PONY PWAY!" I sure love this chicken Rarity looks down to see Scootalo deep fried and battered but then told them that it was disappointing, they didnt go to white castle because of your transphobia. "Just because you are now grandmaster in the KKK does not excuse this kind of Transphobia" said Fluttershy as she took a bite of Scootaloo. "NO I won't have any part in this" Purple Tinkle said. Rarity replied "Purple I wont have you talking inside Mr Krabs, inside Cheerilee inside my bum now please be quiet Neill patrick harris decided to take them all to the bar from How i met your mother but Scootaloo as she came back to life and summon 500 other chickens to kill everyone and Link But then Gary Oak exploded Scootaloo, killing the chicken army Meanwhile ....Celestia sensing she could not stop fluff ponys on her own, retruned to canterlot to consult with her sister, Celestia was busy violating her only sister with a 75 ft long virbrating dragon dildo when her Powerpuff girl phone started ringing Inside they found Neil's partner David Burtka laied face down, eagle, and a bar table. "Oh David." Neil said. Neil turned to the ponies and asked, "Does anyone have any lube on them?" Suddenly Chris Chan shows up with Sonichu and defends Rarity And then Rosechu and Sonichu fell in love and were happy forever. BUT THEN SUDDENLY Slender Man Appeared, As Granny Smith walks out in her Gimp outfit and asks loudly to everyone in the bar 'WHO'S READY FOR SOME GOOD OL FASHIONED JIGGLIN?" Chris Chan Cried over their bodies and his magical tears brought them back to life with the power of LOVE. Slenderman proceed to tentacle rape applejack with his many arm, to only find that it was Applebloom he was violating. Applebloom looked with tear filled eyes at Slenderman. "Ya made a real mare outta me Slenderman, I guess'n we need to get married naw" But Sonichu said, "No one will be hurt by you anymore!" Slender man said "aw hell naw" and went to go rape sweetie belle instead, Then, suddenly, Alzheimer's. She bursts into flames and jiggles in a spurt of continuous seizure-like motions. Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith still jigglin in her Gimp costume came out with shotguns in their hooves, "Ah reckon you'd think again Mister" Meanwhile bac in Canterlot.... "what.....in Ponyville?....oh my" luna we will have to finish this later we are needed in ponyville. It seems the libary has burned down and slenderman is getting married. Slenderman got married to applebloom and successfully carried her babies for 74 monthes before giving birth to Conan O'brien. Princess Luna and Princess Celestia got into the Celestiamobile, which was a sleigh pulled by the broken hopes and dreams of 3rd world children and Steven Colbert appeared, riding a goldern eagle, and screaming "FOR AMERICA!" The newly born Conan O'brien hopped in too and said "jumping jeepers celestia. My father, Slenderman, is out raping the whole town" Except for Mr Krabs, who somehow survived both the inside of Giant Cheerilees Vagina, and the Inside of Raritys Marshmellow butt Celestia flew the celestiamobile over ponyville before landing infront of Conan and imprisoning him inside a magic bubble. "what is this creature tia?" "this luna is the worst kind of human.....a jew ginger Princess Celestia, Luna, Conan O Brian and Steven Colbert all landed in Poyville to find it destroyed, with a single Fluffy Pony laughing maniacailly into the flames. Well that and Mr Krabs. Suddenly Tara Strong jumps in the ride, Together they form the A team "Now to Stop Slenderman, and find Rarity!" said Tara Princess Luna went into Gunzerker mode, and pulled out Two Atlas Brand Rocket Launchers to combat the Fluffy Pony. DOUBLE THE FIREARMS HEATHENS!!! They aproched the fluff pony slowly with Conan still in the bubble, but the fluffpony could smell the blood of the ginger jew and transformed into the most horrible monster of all time There stood Purple Tinker, summoned once more. "But wait I have something that might interest you" said PT. There next to her was Gabe Newell tied up as a hostage and in his ham sandwhich was Half Life Episode 3. Luna calmed down from Gunzerker mode and asked "What doth thy want indeterminable manshebeast?" " I WANT RARITY TO PAY FOR EATING ME WITH HER BUTT, WHICH LED TO ME BEING EATEN BY A GIANT VAGINA, THEN BEING EATEN BY THAT RED ASSHOLE OVER THERE" "uhhhh hi... my name is Gabe Newell and you are not going to survive this" Then Gabe Newell Ate Purple Tinker as she screamed "NOT AGAIN" The copy of HL:2ep3 fell to the ground in front of the princesses, Gabe Newell then presented the Ponies with Episode 3, Until Giant Cheerilee sat on them all. Luna enraged went into nightmaremoon mode "FOOLS YOU NO NOT WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH" Princess Luna looked at her sister. "DOITH SOMETHING" Princess Celestia sighed and performed a powerful spell that transported them back in time, and turn into a lighter form. "HUZZAH MY SISTER! YOU HAVE DONE IT! BUT PRAYETH TELL, I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD TWO WINGS? WHY DOTH THERE BE 6?" Princess Celestia looked at Luna and said "Oh shit, we're parasprites" Suddenly, giant hoofsteps could be heard. It was Fluttershy coming from her cottage, she looked down on all the parasprited ponies and smiled. Oh look what lovely little critters, I have a nice and warm place for you to stay, as she spread her legs open. Everyone screamed then the screen fades to black And then with a mighty cry of "eyyyyy" Fonzie appeared and jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle. ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One morning at Sweetapple Acres...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning at Sweetappleacres Applejack was Doing the superbowl shuffle, Whilst sodomizing an unnamed pony. Applejack walks up to big Mac, mare juices flowing down her hungering marehood. but Bigmac was too busy hardcore gaysexing Braeburn, so she was disappointed, but then Rainbow Dash becomes the center focus of the episode. while AJ masturbates in puddles of lust and thoughts of "stupid...sexy rainbow pony" Rainbowdash is then brutally murdered by Applejack who becomes the main focus of the episode once more. meanwhile Fluttershy was fondling herself the entire time. Then came the meteors. But rainbowdash flew up and stopped the meteors and then redirected them to hit Sweetappleacres, leaveing no trace of the background earthpony. But Granny Smith rebuilds her as the Six Million Bit Mare. granny smith works in her basement, along side bigmac "Bigmac we can rebuild her We have the technology. We have the capability to make equestria's first bionic mare. Applejack will be that mare Better than she was before Better, Stronger, Faster, a non back ground Applejack"..... "Eyuup" Then the Fonz just fuckin walks in and knocks the socks off everyone in Equestria, then continues to use his powers of being a walking sex machine to thrust his cock into everything in the room. Granny smith unaware of the fonz narrows her eyes "its time we kill rainbowdash" meanwhile in cloudsdale... NIGGERS! They where everywhere black humans had taken over cloudsdale and conveterd the rainbow factory into a KFC, Rainbowdash looked on in horror. But it was all a dream, and Fluttershy woke up with a dripping wet pussy and covered with sweat. She breathed a sigh of relief; but then she heard a familiar voice coming from the shower. She was horrified because the voice was...AN ALASKAN BULL WORM! And the worm was taking a shower and a shit at the same time while singing "heartbreaker". Not the well known Pat Benatar version but the super obscure Jenny Darren version, which is slightly different and the original version. Fluttershy suddenly remembered that the previous night...that she had given birth from her anus and her prolapsed anus was dragging across the cottage. The worm was her baby. she also remembered that Fonz and Fluttershy jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle and then they kissed, Which somehow impregnated her with a nightmarish creature. Now she had to kill the beast, and the only weapon at hoof was...her golden 20 foot dildo that was a gift from Princess Celestia. With a mighty cry of "Fus Ro Dah!" she charged into the shower swinging wilding at the creature, the worm however did not understand why his mother was so enraged "BUT MOTHER...I AM YOU! The worm took off its mask, and it was really Fluttershy inside of a worm costume! Fluttershy dropped her 20 foot golden dildo and asked "But if your Fluttershy, then who am I?" "You are the right kind of sinner", said the real Fluttershy. And then she flew away. The cryptic words echoed on the head of...When suddenly from the roof in swoops Surprise in her Wonderbolts uniform and says...WE HAVE TO GET TO DA CHOPPA! But Fake Fluttershy still didnt know who she was, Surprise said..."What is a mare!?, A miserable little pile of secrets..But enough talk, have at you!" Surprise then became OP, and that caused Fluttershy to grab hold of OP hand and climbed up the rope ladder as the chooper pulled away from the cottage. She turned her head back at her home right before it exploded killing the worm. "OP was that all really necessary?" he noded and said....."butthurt autism faggotry le lol XD" so it was just OP and Fluttershy in a helicopter, piloted by none other than....Pinkie Pie, who owns one already because she had known the day would come, for days she was watching as other mares around town where fucking the fonz, nopony believed her. She turned back to the passenger seats and said...."OOGAHBOOGABOOGA" As Fluttershy screamed like Courage the Cowardly Dog, she was so scared that she nearly Gave OP a boner, but he was a faggot, so his dick was unmoved. pinkiepie then told them that they where heading to canterlot to speak to the princess about there findings Meanwhile in Canterlot.... Princess Celestia was slowly opening her mouth to revile that Gabe Newell and princess Celestia were busy oil wrestling. When Granny Smith bursts in in a gimp outfit and proceeds to jigglin, then suddenly out of nowhere splits a 5 foot long sub sandwich with gaben. Celestia easily beat gabe, as she only had him around to feed her ego. When suddenly pinkie pie burst into the room annd..... That's when the fire nation attacked.Canada immediately surrendered and everyone was pleased so much by the outcome, they all came inside Rainbow Dash.. Luna bursts in and say "Sister, a helicopter! We should..." celestia placed a hoof sexualy over her sisters mouth. "no need, pinkie here as already explained to me that equestia is under attack by gestation worms, as a first strike of the fire nation....." until they discovered that Rainbow Dash WAS the fire nation, But it was really Granny Smith in a costume. Luna exclaimed in caps lock "WE MUST DESTROY RAINBOW DASH AS SHE IS THE CAUSE OF ALL PROBLEMS" Granny Smith said "So are we jigglin, or what? COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN Everypoy looked at her and said nigga quit yo jibba jabbin. But it was too late, because The true enemy of ponies was upon them, it was Megan from g1, she was in a damaged knight outfit with a sord at her side "Long have i lived in this awful world populated by ponys... and now i have finaly made my way to you Celestia..." she crazy bad guy laughed and then...Celestia reacted by shooting a magical bolt at Megan, who, in an involuntary reaction to the pain, transformed into a black, bug-like creature. "This cannot be", she said in shock. "So I was a changeling all along?"....."all this time.. i was...alone.. i was brought here to save equestria" her sword drops to the floor "was it really even me....how could you have betreayed me celestia, WHY DID YOU.......Puncture my uterus with your horn and make me a woman? Seriously, all this menstral blood makes me so.." Celestia only needed megan for her unique uterus, she had actualy impregnated her all those years ago, and now she was about to to give birth but..Pinkie Pie transformed into the Rancor while Rarity transformed into the Sarlacc Pit and they were fighting over who would eat the delicous human first, when all of the sudden..The 6million bit mare, Applejack, slamed open the doors to the throne room. Scaning the room with her cyborg eyes she spots her target about to be thrown into the sarlacc pit..Granny Smith walks out still waiting to Jigglin when Applejack picks up Granny Smith and tosses her into the Gaping Maw of The Sarlaac. Rarity blows up from eating Granny Smith, leaving only Pinkie Pie the Rancor..cyborg Applejack eyes narrow as she chargers towards the horrible beast, when she gets close enough she activates her magical vagina/juice mixer. She begins to stick apples into her magical vagina/juice mixer and starts squirting "Apple Juice" onto the Rancor. Applejack kicked the wizard into the pit. She went back to Bowerstone. However, the merchants would not speak to her: "You are now a killer, you know!" Applejack rubbed her pussy in the shopkeepers face, causing him to cum with the force of sixty Hiroshimas. She went outside Bowerstone and asked a Nymph to fondle her crotchboobs. She then fast travelled to Bruma and found the Mages Guild in ruins, having been attacked by Mannimarco. Upset, she asked Tara Strong to sit on her back, of which Tara obliged. Using her Jew magic, Tara teleported the two of them to Bronycon 2013. The two of them proceeded to have wild lesbian sex on stage whilst the neckbeards proceeded to stroke their prune-like dicks to orgasm. The convention area filled up with gallons of sperm and Applejack's crotchboobs became sentient. THE END My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One afternoon at the CMC clubhouse...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? "But Applebloom, every time you mix a potion it ends in desaster' complained scootaloo 'Ta know wut im doin'said AppleBLoom. Suddenly applebloom turns into applebroom... sweetie belle smirks poking applebroom "see i told you..." "appleboom?"~scoots walks over "Oh no. We should call Rainbow Dash, she will know what to do" "Of course, I know what to do. Umm let's race! Bet know one can beat me!" said RD. "And the Applebloom will turn back to Normal? You are the greatest Rainbowdash" said Sweetie Belle. GET SET GO.....RD dashes off, while Applebroom falls over. Cause shes a broom. Rainbowdash flys off because she useless background pony.Sweetie Belle activates Code Omega, turning her into Voltron. And then Scoots lays an egg but accidentaly, sweetie bell crush them under her feets due to her transformation. .Cut to apple bloom's soul at the gates of tartarus. She's getting raped by cerberus. Meanwhile scoots and sweetiebelle are out of ideas "maybe if we..." But then Sweetie Belle activates Code Zeta and nukes Equestria. a few survivors start to mutate into...humans, the dead are now waiting at tartarus with apple bloom. sweetie flys to the tartarus. When RD returns she find scootalo corpse. Apple Bloom is now cerberus wife after several hours of non consensed sex. Sweetie reaches the gates of hell and Shoots it with acid from her STD-infested vagina. The acid eats through the gates, thus releasing the Lovecraftian abominations once sealed within. back in equestria, the ponyhuman mutants create a new world full of bliss and peace, , until Voltron Belle takes it over with the forces of hell, now covered in acid. the mutant aids for their new leader to protect them. The leader then dies from the aids. with ponnig dead, the mutants surrender to the forces of hell and the powerful voltronbelle. But then the baby of apple bloom and cerberus emerges from the depths of hell... then tourettes guy cusses out aj for being background pone. afterwards, he fucks salt. tourettes guy try to rape the baby of apple bloom and cerberus, but the abomination kills him and walks towards its parents..(Who try to buy time by throwing Derpy at it..however, he miss. And derpy is send far far away.Onto the planet of mormon jesus who teaches her how to save equestria and supplies her with an army of mormon angels)...he then eats them, gaining there power, while preparing to raise the tourettes guy babies will grow into killing machines capable of killing voltron belle..A thousand miles away, RD finish fucking scootalo's body, and sense the incoming danger.By now, the sites of eldritch horror have driven all the mutants into drooling insanity. Except for one. Except for the hero we need. The hero 4chan needs... Dickbutt. The son of applebloom and cerberus start to fight with voltron belle. VoltronBelle: "I knew this day will come.. applebloom/cerberus child: haha, you said cum the epic battle begins. In the background, the forces of hell try to crush captain dickbutt. But equestria is powered by magic which produces no pollution, so are nearly helpless as derpy's army of mormon angels arrives, The angels enlighten the fields to destroy the forces of hell with the holy song: "HEY NOW, I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAAAAAAAAAZY...BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL US MAYBE" Voltron belle Is kicked in the groin,causing her to uncontrollably vomit semen encrusted Daleks onto The Applebloom-Cerberus hybrid's penis Voltron belle:You may have destroyed my communications center,but can you defeat my army of Tara Strong Daleks? "OF COURSE WE CAN!", as Tens and Elevens spew out. The battle becomes more intense by the time RD gets to the battlefield. She tries to help sweetie, but derpy attacks her with prayer.The prayer turns RD into one million poisonous snakes. the snakes bites derpy, killing her in a gruesome, painful and horrible way. But before they can do more harm, the snakes are ..Genderbent and transformed into a million Applejacks..sucked into voltron belles vag, who then turns them into projectile weapons she fires directly at the cerb/apple bloom baby. the applejacks projectiles deintegrate the abomination, whose last words were: Meanwhile,Carl Sagan is brought back from the dead in low orbit around Equestria and sees the war from space,at which he says..."SMOKE WEED ERY DAY" and "Goddamit, I can't leave it alone for a few hundred years, can I? I'll go give them some apple pie or something." The angels song weakens both voltron belle and the cerberus/apple bloom baby to the point where captain planet, who just now showed up, can kick their asses hank hill style. The captain goes for them, but voltron belle had a final last trick.. Cuttoo: Carl Sagan arrives to earth with an apple pie, At which he says to the president of South africa that he must borrow their vuvuzelas to build a noisy spaceship that runs on Imagination,Weed,Apple pie,and and a few hidden oil tankers Carl Sagan:I have to give them the pie from orbit.It's the only way to be sure. Only to be denied his requested items and only given a single herring. Carl Sagan returns to Equestria with the Vuvuzela spacecraft and Apple pie to find the planet void of all life,except for the Mighty Voltron belle and her army of Tara Strong daleks,who open up communications to say..."Bring Dickbutt back to us, please!" But then CaptainPlanet emerges a eats Carl Sagan as punishment for his polluting space ship. The revived Captain Dickbutt destroys Carl Sagan's spaceship and leads a resistance of surviving mormon angels and pony humans against the Tara Strong daleks,at which a Davros-esque Tara Strong appears on a veiwscreen to warn them that resistance is futile. The previous scene cuts to Discord sitting cozily in the red velvet chair in his study with a book entitled "/mlp/ tries:the novel" and the fire place roaring,at which he laughs and says..."Exterminate", as his features turn into a Dalek's. Dalek Discord appears 2 days later at Swedish BronyCon 2012 to unveil the second part of his ultimate fan-fic,which begins with the phrase..."Why I love to change everybody's gender." It is revealed that the planet of Equestria is within the galaxy of transylvania neighbouring the planet transexual. Frank N. Furter decides to go to Equestria to fuck ponies only to find them all gone....and so, applebloom came to the conclusion that frienship is magic, Thus returning all to normal, apple bloom was never a broom, sweetie belle never became voltron belle. But the sights of Eldritch horrors they faught and faught with lingered in there memories, turning them into remorsely necrophiliacs afraid of water And then Purple Tinker showed up, making Apple Bloom forget about friendship in the sheer rage that follows. And then rainbow dash fucked applebloom. The scene cuts to dalek discord taking questions at swedish bronycon 2012,when a random neckbeard yelps out a single question: Who is best Dalek?
One morning at Sugarcube Corner...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning at sugar cube corner, Pinkie was busy letting Gummy shit in the cake batter. Pinkie dies due to a heart attack caused by diabeetus. Pinkie Pie is diagnosed with diabetes and can not eat sweets anymore...I don't wanna give anything away but the lesson is "You can still be yourself despite what happens to you" or something like that. Pinkie Pie squeals with delight at the thought of her actually dieing from a heat attack, but then remember she had 2 hearts because she was also a time lord. Then Twilight discovered Pinkie Pie dead, face burried in a gigantic cake. Twilight used revive spell! And then Pinkie killed herself by jumping into Twilight's horn. When Rainbow Dash crashes in through the window, massive animated dildos pumping in ad out of her every orifice. Rainbow dash flies into sugar cube corner unexpectedly and unluckily pierces her heart on twilights horn, killing her instantly. but twilight was not amused and just revived everyone "pinkie you should quit eating sweets and trying kill yourself, one of these days i wont be around to revive you" "If Gabe Newell can survive diabeetus than so can I!" exclaimed Pinkie as she destroyed the gummy shit cake with her face."I've got it" said Twilight, "we'll start up a rally for diabeetus awareness!" "What do you know! It's Zecora." I remedy I have, it will make you last! Drink down, no more frowns she said Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Quickly gulped down the magic elixir, there was a flash of white light. When the light deminished rainbow dash and Pinkie Pie remained face down on the floor, Pinkie Pie standed up and let out a giggle exactly like Pinkie Pie Twilight lets out a big gasp, THEY SWITCHED BODIES! Using her new body, Pinkie Pie took Twilight's horn and stabbed herself to death again, while Dash writhed around on the floor, shitting herself in pain. Pinkie said nothing and proceeded slam Twilight's face into the wall until she fell unconscious. She then tore off her horn and stabbed herself to death with it. She then decided to go to her secret base in hell. rainbowdash shrugged and flew off Pinkie was welcomed by her pet cerberus in hell "ahh welcome pinkie where have you been much has happened since your last visit". While in hell Pinkie went to visit her good friends Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Billy Mays. They proceeded to have a wild scat orgy as Twilight was raping Sweetie Belle's corpse.Zecora gulps down one of her potions and vanishes through thin air and re-materializes in hell and joins pinkie pie and twilight in the scat orgy.after the orgy pinkie was approached by satan who was worried that hell would be destroyed by princess celestia unless...But before he could finish speaking, Gabe Newell appeared and killed him, taking his rightful place as ruler of hell. But then spiderman killed gabe newell, and made his own avengers movie with the TMNT. then satan ate gabe newell shitting out the bones of gabe newell leaving everyone gabe newell ate partically intact besides the burns from his stomach acid, twilight quickly casts a spell to heal them all satan compliments twilight sparkles skills and asks her to be come his assistant to which she humblely agrees too And then Satan starts fucking Twilight, and she dies of sexual exhaustion shortly afterwards. Pinkie, Billy Mays, and the other residents of hell come up with a plan; it's time to attack the surface world.They all have been laughed at and teased long enough, they have enough of it! Pinkie Pie lets out a war screech, TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE MORTAL REALM! Then the Smooze burst forth from Gaben's enormous rectum Shouting "No niggers were harmed in the making of this episode". Pinkie pie stood along with gabe, before them the armys of tartarus/hell had been assembled for the attack on the surface world. Gabe spoke first and said..."PENIS" And then Fonzie rode through hell on his motorcycle, despite not being dead And he fucks rainbowdash. Non sexually. Running over Twilight and killing her in the process. But then satan and Gabe ressurect her with the power of HL2E3. "Eyyyyyyyy!" yelled the Fonz, as he came inside Rainbow Dash. Satan then promotes twi to commander of the hellspawn army to attack the surface. Then Twilight retires as leader of the army, promoting Angel Bunny instead, and she goes off to spend the rest of her days at KFC. Because you know, being an assistant of satan and already being dead makes you not able to die so satan raped her to take her virginity and purity away. and Scootaloo was never heard from again. Then, Angel bunny lead the charge against the pony overworld, with Conan O'brien at his side! Pinkie pie then placed a demonic helmet on and pointed to the gates of hell "WE WILL LEAVE NO CREATURE ALIVE, EQUESTRIA WILL BE MINE" Gaining untold power, she and her entire army are immediatley slaughtered right out of the fucking gate by doomguy and his bigass fucking gun, who proceeds to pin her down and test the elasticity of her anus to its fullest extent. "RIP AND TEAR!" yelled Doomguy.Her anus tears, and then he is left fucking a dead pink pony with a huge rear hole Suddenly, Frostman appeared from nowhere and began to rape the Fonz. But Fonzie fought back with the power of 1000 jukeboxes. Unfortunately, Frostman was too strong to fight, and Fonzie gave up and let Frostman have his way with him. But it was all a dream, and the camera pans out and we see: Frostman analing the Fonz. Meanwhile in canterlot.... A dildo the size of wyoming is being violently shoved in Luna's ass. Luna's ass teared almost immoderately from the size and force of the dildo, and released all of the shit from her anus, which Gabe proceeded to roll around in. Gabe then gathered up all of Luna's shit and made it into pretty hats, which he could sell for $15.99 each. Also Bob Dole was busy campaigning for pony votes. Bob Dole believes in free hay for everyone. Bob Dole thinks work should be spread evenly amongst the stallions and mares. Bob Dole supports filly health care. Bob Dole...Bob Dole...Bob Dole..."Bob Dole says take it you dirty whorse". Celestia Aproved of Bob Dole because celestia tired of the monarchy system, but then rainbow dash flew in and warned her that pinkie and twilight had descended to hell and where raising an army of the damned to destroy equestria. Celestia eyese narrowed and said..... "ecksdee so randum dick-nipples" Suddenly, Bob Dole start to mutate into its final form. Can the mane 6 defeat this almighty entity? OR is Equestria doomed? But then Chris Chan appeared holding his favorite Sonichu themed toy guitar and attempted to fight Dole. Suddenly, A-Log jumped out from a nearby bush and started sucking Chris's cock. THEN MR KRABS OF THE KRUSTY KRAB SAID " YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGERS". Just then, Frostman returned from hell and tore Mr Krabs open and came inside his shell. "Boy I sure do like those big Zebra cocks up my vagina!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed with vigor. Then fluttershy showed up. who was then killed by A-Log, who proceeded to have a three way with her corpse and Chris Chan. Who I then killed so I could burn the body in the glorious name of Satan. Chris Chan began to cry at the death of his husbando, but was then comforted by the slenderman. Slender Man then suddenly realize, love was there all along! Slenderman then started to make hot, sweaty love to Chris, who was shouting out "JULAAAAAAAAAAY" throughout the whole process.During the hot intercourse Slender Man exerted a penis from his faceless head, literally double fucking Chris in his anus and his mouth. Bust just then the door was kicked open and through it strolled...PinkiePie with the army of hell behinde her, Satan being led in by a leash, as he, being the bitch in their relationship, took Fluttershy's big pony vagina over his penis daily against his will. And then we go to commercial! __________________________________ HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD ___________________________________ We now return to My Little Pony, only on /mlp/! Meanwhile Applejack was taking a shit. which she later named Applebloom. Which then sprouted a giant shit dick tentacle. Which proceeded to rape everyone in ponyville. Nopony was safe from the giant shit dick's wrath. Celestia was kept safe by the Royal Guard while Canterlot was invaded by the Giant God Brown Cock. Undisturbed by all of this, Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over the shark tank. Frostman was waiting for him on the other side, and then took a shit on the Fonz and his bike. Applebloom's shit dick tentacle then proceeded to violate Big Mac in front of the entire Apple family and big mac enjoyed it, He even tied a ball gag around his mouth white Apple Bloom spanked his ass with a cable wire. Chris Chan then became pregnant with freakish Slenderkids. The Slender Kids were made fun of at school for not having faces, when they told their fathers about it, Chris shat his pants and started fucking his children.The Children thoroughly enjoyed it and even overpowered Chris fucking him in the ass with a tirangular dick power trio, literally tearing his asshole apart. They then shoved the Sonichu medalion up his torn asshole while slenderman fucked him in the mouth. Slender Man the Raper suddenly became the Rapee also being fucked.Slender Man extended the length of his penis with his erection slender powers to stick his magic wand into Chris's throat going deeper into his esophagus. The slender kids then where raped by the shitdick, celestia kept safe in side the castle looked outside at the horror and said "AW HELL NAH!...fuck it I need to masturbate" She then dispatched pinkie and slenderman to fight applebloom's shitdick. She also sent Bob Dole did notknow why the plot isn't focused on Bob Dole anymore. Pinkie Pie wanted to get the shit smeared cock in her pinky candy volcano and allowed herself to be fucked. Frostman then returned and destroyed Applebloom and her shitcock. Chris Chan went up against the tentacle cock. But the Tentacle Cock would not be so easily defeated! It sprouted a trillion tiny erect penises from the its circumference and fucked Chris Chan in his pores. Chris was overjoyed at no longer being a virgin with rage, and shouted JULAAAAAAAAAAAY at the top of his lungs. then Chris Chan transformed back into Rarity, Rarity, being the pony slutty whore she is took the throbbing erect brown manhood into her wet mouth and ate it. The Giant tentacle cock has been defeated! Then it burst out of Rarity's candy vagina, turning her back into Chris Chan and restorting his torn asshole to normal. BUT THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN! Celestia used her princess Pony magic to disarm you and then shove her long sensitive horn up your tight ass. Seeing her chance, Applebloom penetrated Celestia's anus with the force of one thousand suns, Screaming out in pain, she said.. "IT'S A DOGGY DOGG WORLD FUCK YES I LOVE IT ROUGH!" Bod Dole stood be for the Tentaclemonster/ Applebloom and gave a speech about how rapeing everyone was bad for the equestrian economy, but the shitdick monster did not listen. Chris Chan's kids have not forgotten him. While the giant Shitty Vag destroyer Took Chris in the mouth The Horny Slender Mutants fucked Chris in the ass with the same triangular Slender Dick Trio. But Chris's asshole was reformed and immune to tearing, so the Slender kids bent his dick even further than before. And then Granny Smith Flew in from the Ceiling while screaming "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLE SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH" She asked what was wrong Chris Chan, Applebloom, Slenderman, and Princess Celestia said "We're all out of Powdered Toast" Soon the Slender Kids Chanted the Apache Chief War call, "EI NAY CHUK!" They then grew, their dicks with then, tearing Chris's body right in half as their gargantuan load covered Apple Bloom drowning her in a never ending sea of semen. Since he had sex with the Slenderman, Chris had become immune to permanent harm, and came back to life almost immediately. The Apache Slender Mutants then decided it was their turn to get fucked up and bending over to allow Chris easy access to their fleshy glory holes. Then a hole in time opened up. Cyborg Abraham Lincoln punched Slenderman in the Tits and began making out with Princess Celestia. This sent Slender Man into a full on Orgasm, while Celestia knocked Abraham over shoving her elongated semen covered Horn into Abraham Lincons Robotic Vagina. Then one of Chris Chan's slender kids took off his mask and revealed himself to be Gabe Newell.The other two children took advantage of the shock and stuck their slender tongues down Gabe Newells throat. And then two cannibal midgets bursted out of Gabe's chest and proceeded to give violent ass rapings with a cattle prod. Meanwhile back in hell, Frostman impregnated Twilight with his robot seed, and she gave birth to a demon Robot pony child, which then possessed Applebloom. Then the rest of the cmc showed up "way cool apple bloom you finaly got your cuite mark" Scootlaoo looked at her flank, laying there, was a giant Purple Dildo dripping shit mixed with semen. She then was consumed with excitement, She then said "Bend over and touch your hooves. IT BEGINS!, "maybe now i can have sex with rainbowdash" she jumped on her scooter to go find her but before she could leave she was caught by the demon robot and..Little did she know, Rainbow Dash already found her, she leapt from the sky Mounting Scootaloo's fresh virgin anus almost immediately. the Frostman mutant child possessed Applebloom through her vagina, and opened the gates of hell, allowing Pinkie Pie and company back into ponyville. But not before having one, huge, Roman, rape orgy! Rainbow Dash Grabbed Pinkie Pie, she Shoved her right hoof into the Pink Mares Penis Taking Party Cannon and declared in delight: "I'M GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU" Then Rainbow Dash began to eat out Pinkie Pie while Scootaloo Lapped Hungrily at Rainbow Dash's asshole. as the rest of the hell spawn army speewed out of appleblooms vagina. Celestia stepped back watching the demons fly out of the tentical monster and exclaimed: "So many demons to rape! So little time!" And then out of nowhere, from the pits of hell emerges..Squirdward his tentacles now gyrating penises flying around his body in lust. He wants the pony vagina. Then Princess Celestia became a Macro Pony, and began voring and unbirthing all the demons with all her holes. Even her Horn hole. before this could happen, Squidward shoved his gyrating penises down her throat, choking her to death. Suddenly, Frostman grew thousands of giant penises on his hands and crotch, and with a wicked grin on his face, he said..."There are no brakes on the rape train." Sweetie Bell feeling left out broke her own horn off of her head and began to masturbate, until Spike saw her doing so, he then said to himself: "Kill yourself you disgusting cunt." She did not hear this. She masturbated until she had a bloody orgasm all over herself. Then Spike took off his face. He shortly died of Facelessness soon after. Twilight took advantage of the dead dragon and shoved his spike tail in her vagina until she began to bleed heavily.Soon after Twilight Sparkle died after severe blood loss. Spikes Tail still lodged up her purple geyser Then Zecora yelled "WAHTS GEWD NYUGGAH?!?!" Frostman, upon hearing the sound of her voice, shoved most of his handcocksdown her throat, while shoving the rest into the Slender kids's assholes.The Slender Kids then suffer fatal heart attacks from the giant cocks penetrating their asses unexpectedly, killing all three almost instantly. Frostman, not fully satisfied, headed off to find more victims. Meanwhile in Canterlot Luna watched all of this unfolding through her telescope "this has gotten out of hoof, i must call upon the one person in the universe that can make all of this right.....the one person who can save equestria....Jiggly Puff!" (unfortunately, Saxton Hale had died just the day before.) So in his absence JigglyPuff floted down from the sky on to luna's balcony "Jiggly Puff i need you to go to ponyville and sing your song" Jigglypuff saluted and flew off to ponyville. But before Jigglypuff could make it to ponyville, Saxton Hale, having inexplicably came back to life, tore Jigglypuff apart with his bare hands. Just then Are's the greek god of war comes from a giant wall sphincter and swallows Jiggly Puff whole. Gabe Newell, enraged with seeing his father eaten before him, yells out "I'm such a fat cunt." Luna shrieked in horror "JIGGLYPUFF NOOOOOOOOOOOO, what hope does equestira have now?" Then Giant Princess Celestia sat on Canterlot and Luna and all of Canterlot where lost forever in the deep royal folds of Princess Celesitas cunt. except that never really happened, and the macro celestia was just one of Chris Chans wild sex fantasies. "Save us Mare-do-Well, you're our only hope!" cried Luna, Then Purple Tinker flew in with her helicopter dick and said "HERP DERP IM HORRSE" Maredowell did not respond, only noding. Then all of a sudden Jackie Chan comes out of nowhere to save the day. Jackie Chan and Fonzie activated their Wonder Twin powers and Created a Nigger Rainboom that kills both Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo in the midst of their 69 fuck session...and they summoned Mare-Do-Well who Cries over the loss of her lesbian lover Rainbow Dash. who was was eaten by gummy. And when the smoke cleared, the only survivor was...Frostman, who was jerking off over the dead bodies, and Mr Rogers. The Nigger Rainboom destroying the FrostMan's dicks slicing them from his body, causing him great pain. Mr Rogers and The Frost Man have a giant fuck duel of fate in which Mr Rogers comes out in top his throbbing erection craving some of that necrophilia. Frostman very much enjoyed the pain, and tore off Mr. Roger's face with his hands. In Pony hell, Twilight Sparkle begins writing her letter to Princess Celestia, it reads: Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned That just because you meet Gabe Newell, doesn't mean you can convince him to finish episode 3 And that Purple Tinker is the sexiest pony Also could you please send me a new assistant? Spike is being a lazy nigger. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle. ps... I was serious about that assistance bit, Spike's dead....I should know because I'm dead too....I bled out....with his tail in my vagina.. Back in canterlot.......Luna's eyes narrowed seeing all hope was lost, she looked over to the phone knowing the only way to stop all of this was to go back time....she made the call, the call she hoped she would never have to make agin, she called the doctor...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvzOVTzjKg&feature=fvwrel ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! 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One morning in Fluttershy's cottage...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. I used to wonder what friendship could be Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best friends? "Fluttersaiyan" Written by /mlp/ One morning in Fluttershy's cottage...Fluttershy was just waking up. The scene switches to Carrousel Boutique because while pone is superior.Her vagina had just been violated. When suddenly twilight came in a panic. "Rarity i need your help!"~said twi. Suddenly Trixie. "I can't help you twilight, my dick has simply gotten too large and i keep tripping on it". "What a coincidence your dick has gotten too large and I keep tripping on it.." twi mumbled "NO i dont care what your doing here with trixie stop, i have acidently summoned a monster named Gabe Newell, AND HES ON HIS WAY TO FLUTTERSHYS HOUSE TO RAPE HER" While Gabe was on his way to Fluttershy's cottage, he remembered that Rainbow Dash is worst pony and went over to her house to rape her instead. What gabe didn't know is rainbow dash's vag was crusted over with over 100 layers of dried semen.From all of the neckbeards that wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash, But Actually was from her father implying all proud lesbians weren't raped by their fathers Meanwhile, off in Arlen Texas, Hank Hill was off delivering propane to one of his regular places... Gabe sighed looking down at his fat flabby body and began to flap his wingarms furiously with the speed of a man who faps with both arms.. he took flight approaching Couldsdale and his target rainbowdash. He managed to hit her house, spot on. His hard, throbbing dick had so much penetration from all of the speed it broke through all of the layers of dried semen, unleashing a pool of vaginal fluids locked up from the dried semen. Then, everyones favorite rock and roll clown, Dr. Rockso called. A giant, throbbing COCK stood in the center of Ponyville. "I can take care of it!"~said blueblood. It then soared up to the moon, penetrating lunas ass with the force of 1,000 suns. It was so fast and large that it went through luna, killing her, straight into the moon, where the giant dick twisted and bent. And so Luna was replaced with her original character, Bluna Meanwhile twilight and rarity followed gaben from the ground "Rarity drag your huge cock faster we are losing sight of him!" At this point, Gabe's cock was stomach deep in Rainbow Dash, and had already broken through her ovaries. "ok rarity i am going to give you butterfly wings one more time, you are going to go up there and save rainbowdash from GABEN with your massive ungodly sized dick!" Then Gabe come with the fury of 10,000 suns. The cum came out of Rainbow Dash's mouth though because by then the dick had already worked it's way through RD's body and out her mouth. He then proceeded to thrust and thrust, up to the point where the dick was about to enter the neck. as rainbow dash said: "This day just got 20% cooler". since the joke was so overused it made gabe thrust like mad, his dick coming right out of rainbow dashing mouth, chocking her to death, he the proceeded to try to cum inside, but then..In the midst of this confusion, Twilight Sparkle violently shoved a three-pronged wooden dildo deep in her anal cavity, resulting in an obscenely large amount of rectal slivers. She was dead within minutes. Spike decided it would be best to kill himself, so he shoved the dildo in his eye until he had died approximately eight times. GABEN looked at the world below noticing dead pony, and a butterflywing pony with huge dick as it was his fetish. meanwhile angle bunny looked up at the sky and saw a humongous neckbeard jumping down from couldsdale with his dick out, he ran to "tell" fluttershy. But then decided to rape her instead....... angel was still thrusting in and out of Fluttershy's anal cavity, while thrusting a carrot in her vag. Angel was about to cum, and he did. Suprisingly, he filled fluttershy up with over 50 buckets of cum, instantly imploding her body from all the liquid. Angel proceeded to eat the carrot of fluttershy's cum while jacking off. he came once more. Gaben couldn't bring himself to rape Buttershy, and ended up heading to Canterlot.. Gaben ran as fast as he could, to rape Princess Celestia, but thats not how royalty works there. Princess Celestia knew it was inevitable, so as soon as Gaben ran through the door, Celestia had penetrated Gaben with her horn, which made giant holes in all of his organs, and while Celestia was fucking Gaben, she was using her wing to jack him off at the same time. Slowly, Celestia absorbed Gaben's power, becoming about 1.7 times as terrible. Meanwhile in canterlot.... spiderman was trying warn celestia.. when he saw it was too late. Gaben was being fucked to death by Celestia. Spiderman decided to make it a three-way, and stuck his spider dick in celestias vagoo. Everyone thrusting in perfect rhythm, gaben was about to cum. His dick then grew over 100 miles in length, went to cloudsdale, and came inside Rainbow Dash once again. once RD realized he came buckets, she immediately went to wipe it off and put it in her vag, but it was too late. The cum crusted over her vag once again, leaving years of not being able to be fucked, until gaben was unleashed once again. When suddenly gaben pulled up his ipone 3ds super autism faggot phone 4. He quickly looked at some gay AT porn whilst masturbating slowly but surely to it. Because that's how he rolls. Back in canterlot, Celestia took a huge dump on Luna's chest, leaving a large pile of green slimy shit, some of it running down into her mouth. Meanwhile in the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse..EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING, While Scootaloo was surfing the Equestria net. She found a website for gay AT porn. She found it intriguing so she clicked on it. She began to slowly rub her young marehood to it will her hoof while it dripped her juices all over the wood floor, rotting it and lowering the property value. Cause that's how she rolls. and They had built a time machine in order to stop Twilight form summoning GabeN CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS QUANTUM PHYSICS YAY.. But in the time machine, the cutie mark crusaders went to 1982,and was in the world of G1....They peaked out of the machine.."what the flying fuck" the all said in together...They saw something no man should ever see....they saw.Finn and Jake having hardcore gay sex with thier small peni.the time machine had only enough power to go to one more year. They tried going to 2012, but scootaloo misspelled it, and they went to 2009.... to G3.5. Once they opened the time machine door, they're eyes exploded and they all died of implosion. Meanwhile in canterlot..Twilight and Rarity finally manage to get to Canterlot, Seeing Celestia going insane with the power of 15,000,000 neckbeards, she reaches for a brush and begins moving to twilight, only to trip on Rarity's dick. AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN. "HE'S GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE" Spider man pined down the 1960s goon before he could shoot super celestia.. Meanwhile, in Moot ocupied Germany...and The Cutie Mark Crusaders woke up in a closet, with Tom Cruise. The second Tom looked at them, the cutie mark crusaders refused to come out of the closet. And then Rainbow Dash said, You gotta come out of the closet, and then Tom said, I'm not in a closet, and then Rainbow Dash went into the closet, and won't come out of the closet. Close by Some anon watched from a distance saying "this thread is god tier." That evening fluttershy sat in her cottage and had almost normel uneventful day wondering why the fuck she even wakes up in the morning... so she decided to go to the cmc clubhouse. Then Kurt Cobain pony walks in and shoots himself in the muzzle with a shotgun. angle then picks up the guitar and starts the FooFighter.. Discord is sitting in the CMC club house with a cup of tea sipping it while Fluttershy enters the room. "Why good evening Fluttershy! Are you enjoying this chaos induced fun? Were you there last time when I summoned Satan and the Firelord? Want me to do that again for some more..... fun?" Then Fluttershy wakes up, realizes that someone is in her shower, she goes to the bathroom, and sees Big Macintosh in the shower. Afraid, and confused she holds him and says "I thought you had died" and laughed and said :N-n-n-ope".Ragnaros is under the bed, snickering evilly while he puts the camera back in his blazing inferno pocket. BUT THEN R KELLY WHIPS OUT HIS GUN "umm no dont shoot if thats ok i.. if umm thats ok w-with you" Big Mac runs in front of Fluttershy and says "EEYUP" and then is shot 1 million times, Scarface style. Fluttershy loses control of her sanity, and goes into Super Saiyan 5 mode, and pummels R Kelly into a pulp, who then reveals himself to be none other than.... TED TURNER. DUN DUN DUN! And then everyone leaves Buttershy alone because she is too damn cute. Ragnaros crawls out of the bed and puts his magma ass on the bed, causing it to burst in flames. "FLUTTERSHY, YOU HAVE CALLED UPON THE ELEMENTS AND THE FIRELORD HAS ANSWERED. ARE YOU READY TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ONLY THE ELEMENTS ARE IN CONTROL?! THEN GET READY FOR HUGE MAGMA DICK." Thus Fluttershy's house catches on fire while the Firelord penetrates Fluttershy's virginity. Then the ghost of Green Mile takes over Big Mac's dead body. Ted Turner releases 50 Ted Turner clones, who all try to Fight Super Saiyan 5 Fluttershy, but she kills them in a second using her Bunny Flash attack, but it was a trick! Ted Turner bought time to summon the Destroyer of Worlds, Mega Sweetie Bot. Ted Turner laughs " WEEHAHA!" NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD IS DOOMED, ALL BECAUSE OF ME CAPTAIN PLANET! WEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Fluttershy thinks quickly on how to stop the Mega Sweetie Bot, gathering energy from all life forms in the universe, she gathers enough energy for a Spirit Yay. But mega sweetie bot was no match for scootswarzenegge who appeared in a time rift amist fluttershy's yay bomb. But twas a trap! Ted Turner wanted Fluttershy to gather all that energy so he could invade her pooper with his Technicolor dick. But what Ted Turner did not know, was that FLuttershy's pooper was filled with man eating butterflies, who were all Super Sayian 7, they swarmed on Ted Turner, who cried "YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF TED TURNER!" meanwhile... outside the cottage applejack was afraid to knock on the door, so she didnt and went back to being a background pony. The mighty Spirit Yay, powered by Scootaneggers Plasma Chicken Rifle, burst through the cottage door, defeating the mighty Mega Sweetie Bot, and saving the universe! Then Princess Celestia woke up, and heard someone in her shower....it was Ted Turner, half eaten away by Fluttershy's Pooper Butterflies, she asked him "Did everything go according to plan?" "Not yet my Queen, but soon, we will have defeated the Super Sand" Princess Celestia and Half Eaten made out, and the sun began to fall. "It appears we have an interloper...my queen" AND THEN RAGNAROS CAME OUT OF HALF EATEN TED TURNERS FACE. THE TRUE VILLIANS REVEALED!! Ragnaros sat in a corner and started to cry. Celestia noses over to Ragnaros"We all have to make sacrifices... some more than others" "but you said the same shit to Gabe in twilight's book! I really wanted to be part this!".... "How can mortal insects have more importance of the lord of flame? I was summoned by Discord himself yet Ted turner took over trying to rape Yellow Quiet. I am tired of lion/ dragon butt. I WANT PONIES" Ted turned to face the flames " You infact are the key to our plans my boy, without you we will never convert equestria into a monymakeing powerhouse... and after we are done you will be rewarded"Ragnaros returned singing. "Ain't nothing gonna hold me back, say goodbye to all those insects, now I really wish that I had a camera! BE A GOD, YOU MSUT BURN DOWN ALL THEIR HOUSES! BE A GOD, WITH ALL THE FURY OF THE RAGING SUN, BE A GOD, WITH ALL THE SWIFTNESS OF A FOREST FIRE, MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" Ted Turner thanked his masters wholeheartedly, before being thrown out the window of the 200 ft castle. Then Iron Will came up to him and began singing. "Lets get down to business! To defeat, the Saiyan! Did you come here a filly or a colt? Your the saddest OC, I've ever seen, and by far, the most emo, How could I, make a God out of you?" Celestia noded "it is time we revile our true purpose" Flames engulf the sun goddess revealing ...... SHE PULLS OUT HER GUN, and shoots luna who overhead everything, but she escaped flying towards fluttershy's cottage. Luna knocks on Fluttershys door, but something was wrong. It was quiet.... too quiet. then fluttershy remebers that this is her episode. so she..so she opend the door deciding that being a background pony was boring...Luna opened Fluttershys door, all of her woodland animals were near her bed looking at the bed with tears in their eyes, Luna knew what this was, but she could not bear to think of it.. "Oh, ummmm hello luna"~fluttershy wimperd...Fluttershy had expended all her energy with the Spirit Yay, and was dying from Pony Heart Virus. It was up to Luna to find the legendary Senju Peas to restore Fluttershy to her original strength. luna began "Fluttershy... TIS WELL KNOWN YOU ARE QUEEN OF BESTIALITY, THEY VAGINA HAS CONTAINED SEMEN OFF ALL CREATURES, But i must ask of you to woo over a creature that no one has yet defeated....." Then Fluttershy said "The animal semen remedy you recommended isnt working Princess Luna, I need the legendary Senju Peas in my mouth to heal me and stop the Queen which for some reason I know about," But then Rockcock64 came in, OH YEEEEEEEEAH he cried and unleashed his mighty spray of nigger semen all over the pones, and then died on his way back to his home planet and was never seen again, OR WAS HE? Luna geting back on topic said "WE MUST MAKE HAST THEN, WHERE CAN WE FIND 'SENJU PEAS'?" Fluttershy:"only in the deepest reaches of the most treacherous mountian in the hottest volcano where you must collect 133,759 small rocks, defeat the mighty C'tryyllx, Devourer of Dreams, decimate 7000 class IV civilizations with only a handgun, or you can check in my shelf above the fridge." bur ragnaros already accomplished all of this tasks, and was ready to set all equestria on fire..It was true, Ragnaros had already stolen all the Senju Peas from Fluttershys cabinet above the fridge, Princess Luna, Fluttershy, and all of Equestria was surely doomed!the only hope was..for luna to trick fire lord later... *luna blinks* Before she grabed the bottle and shoving the pea into flutteranus "you must suduce my sister and kill her, but be careful she is long past menopause and hasnt had a sexual feeling in 100s of years"..."firemonsters are easy to trick she mumbled shoved the last one into flutteranus" fluttershy moaned "But Luna, I'm dying of Pony Heart Disease, surely there must be another way!" a voice outside was heard "THERE BEITH ONE!" Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Big Macintosh's Reanimated Corpse with the Ghost of Michael Clarke Duncan, Galactus Destroyer of Marvel Universes, and Timmy, The boy with no arms, came into Fluttershy's Cottage. "Fluttershy, meet the Neighvengers."~said twi Meanwhile back in canterlot a tricked Ragnaros aproches Celestia with fake Senju Peas. Princess Celestia smiles "Good, these will provide an excellent alternate universe for Galactus to consume" "What universes will it be my Queen?" Princess Celestia smiled Galactus realized he was fucking Galactus and ate the entire Universe. MEANWHILE ON CYBERTRON " ...and then the talent agent asks "Well that's a hell of an act what do you call it?" Pinkie replies "the Aristocrats"!......Fuck you Pinkye" replyed AB, and they were silent until the end of the trip..."whao thats some awsum story pinkie, is it really all true?"said scoots. Pikie's eyes narrow yes... roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo
One afternoon in the Ponyville library...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? Twilight was reading a book About dragons...'s penises when she looked up. Spike walks into the room. He notices Twilight reading about dragon dicks and begins to give her a puzzling look wondering if he should be disturbed by this is pleased. "spike where are your balls, this book says dragons have huge balls, are you sure you are not a girl dragon and What are you doing with my box of dragondildos?" Spike then snatches the book from Twilight and says to her, "Twilight, what in Celestia's name are you even doing reading a book about dragon genitals?!" she looked over at spike's dick and got raped by her brother Prince Trueblood's wife, Prince Candense who is a fan of dragon dick. Twilight than took out her fully erect horse shlong, and butt-rammed Spike til dusk. They came 57 buckets. Then Fonzie kicked open the library door and strolled inside. She then got fucked by a 40 got ape with 6 foot dick and a 7 foot vibrator with two foot vibrating extensions for added stimulation. Then she died. But then Trixie showed up and raised Twilight from the dead with her necromancer skills along with spyke, who sacrificed scootalo to complete the dark ritual. Then rainbowdash showed up who was mad at trixie for not leting her rape dead twilight, so instead she raped scoots, Who was also dead. After finishing with the corpse of scootalo rainbow...went to Sugarcube corner where she found pinkie doing cocaine pinkiepie looked up from her stash, "oh hey dashi whats up?" "zombies are attacking ponyville its time pinkie" so they fucked. "Fuck, this is my lucky day" said RD...So they went off to fight Michael Jackson and his undead hordes. and then Celestia came to fight the zombies.And the fonze and the other guys that raped twilight...Celestia was unable to coordinate her pony's dance routine to beat the undead horde so she...summoned the smooze, Who was actually Tori Spelling without makeup.the zombies were scared and tried to surrender. Applejack watched in horror as the purple gunk of Tori Spelling covered sweet apple acres. Tori spelling decided to then attack canterlot so celestia and luna tried to attack her until .the mane 6 gathered the elements to summon Gabe Newell. Their only hope was for Gabe Newell to eat the Smooze. Later, Gabe Newell stood alone on the canterlot balcony, before him stood the a faceless purple moster, Tori Spelling, he braced himself knowing what he must do. He started to dance naked and upside down, then he opened his mouth..it was done. And knowing that earlier he had destroyed episode 3 along with the smooze, he sat down and cryed man tears. his tears cured the cancer that transformed half of equestria in zombies, bur rainbow wasn't happy. Celestia noes over to Gabe. "We all have to make sacrifices... some more than others" "Your wishes have been granted, I hope it was worth the weight" said gaben. Luna said promptly "we may have to call upon you yet gabe but until that time comes we will return to to earth, along with an ipad" And then Gabe returned to Earth to live the life of a simple farmer. meanwhile, a new enemy rise among the ruined city. Suddenly Seth comes out of no where dressed as a clownPant-less with a raging hahrdon the size of 2 inches he screamed "where is my waifu trixie! And then Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Mussolini, Hannibal, and Adolf Motherfucking Hitler out of fucking Nowhere! Gilbert Gottfried emerged from the flames with a mighty roar, ready to defeat all comers and claim his waifu Rarity. The forces of autism gathered, while the mane six returned to a ruined ponyville. Seth and Gottfried teamed up in search for their waifu and proceeded to the two twilights started to fuck each other. . By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. "And that, Spike, is where babies come from" Twilight finished as she closed her book. "so no one is having babies until episode 3 comes out" asked spike "But Twilight, that could take forever!". Spikes asked twilight if thats how the cakes had thier baby, "NO THATS DIFFERENT STUPID" said twi "now i need finished my spell to summon Gabe, and its why i need to be completely alone with him when he arrives, so shooo" fuck you twilight" says spike as he walks away, probably to jack off or smoke.. "stupid babydragons" mumbled twi as she put on her alex cosplay costume Twilight prepared her pies, cakes, and fried chicken in preparation for the incoming gaben.The ritual beginned, and twilight started to recit the forbidden words... "shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo" "Call upon the GABEN when you in distress" "And then Seth finally went to bed" with that, Gaben appeared before Twilight in a bright flash of light! roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo create a new ver
One morning above Ponyville...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One morning above Ponyville RainbowDash was soaring through the clouds... As she was stopped by Soarin' and It was at that moment that rainbowdash decided that she wanted to join the shadowbolts but before she could tell soarin that..soarin died. The end of soarin, but as his body fell to the earth below rainbowdash and then Mrs. Cake approached rainbow dash and said JERHUWULLGY GOGGLY DOM UR GHEY RANBODATS Filled with rage, Dash kicked Mrs. Cake as hard as she could in the face, killing her instantly. But rainbow dash didn't give a fuck because she had her mind set on joining the Shadowbolts, "FUCK YOU CUNTSFACE" yelled rainbowdash as she flew off to the everfree forest "ohshit!~" yelled rainbowdash "I'm being followed by a zombie!" Dash slammed her left foot on the gas and flew through the winding forest, coming to a stop near zecora's lunashine brewery Mrs. Cake's brain oozed from her eye socket, the eyeball itself dragging along the ground. Her leg bends badly and receives a compound fracture, and on her fall the exposed bone punctures her skull, rendering her brain useless and putting her into a permanent zombie vegetative state. "Fuck you, you stupid whore. You have brought a zombie to my door!" Zecora cried out at Dash. Dash reached for her glock but found that her fanny pack spilt halfway through her flight, and gives an uneasy look as zecora levitates multiple spears with her zebracornhorn. "Zecora you have GOT to help me with your freaky african magic" yelled rainbow dash as the zombie pounded on the door, night was quickly approaching "Go away, you fucking tard!" Zecora yells "Killing zombies is too hard." "Praise Jesus!" yells Rainbow Dash, as the zombie kills itself "Truly, Christ has saved us! I take you, Jesus, as my personal Lord and Savior!" But Celestia is watching through her magic viewing portal, and it most displeased by this heresy. "Luna, we have an interloper....." Celestia sends out her most experienced reich to eliminate the zebra threat, arming them with rope and oil. "Then it is time, sister." Luna replies. "We must release THE CREATURE." Rarity . As she is a grand masters in the KKK Fluttershy's phone began to ring. There is no response, she is passed out drunk on a rock outside rarity's house. After many retried calls, luna and celestia agree to take the easy way out and send rarity to eliminate the zebra ---COMMERCIAL BREAK!--- New pomegranate Fruit Loops! "Follow your nose or something!" "No, fuck you, the breakfast cereal shall be mine." "Oh shit, uncle Tucan, what must we do?" "KILL DAT NIGGA" *gunfire, screaming* "Fruit Loops! A part of a balanced breakfast!" ---Now back to My Little Pony--- Rarity's dawns her KKK hood and fabulous all white outfit, being sure to bring her torches and lynching rope she set out for the nigger heretics home. She knew that rainbowdash had been under the speel of nigger pone and it wasn't her fault Rarity found where the dirty zebra lived and put up a burning cross out front, she then yelled WOLOLO and tore off her dress, revealing another dress wrapped in dynamite. She throws her torch at the hut and charges onto it, rolling over the fire and into the hut. Rainbowdash screams hiding behind zecora "NO RARITY IM NOT REALLY A CHRISTIAN IT WAS ALL ZECORA'S FAULT" "Look at the trouble you have brought, this is your fault you putrid twat." said zecora as she bucks dash out the door Then Twilight wakes up and finds it was all a dream, whimpering in fear, and spike approaches her and says "That was some good shit fluttershy had last night, we should go find her" "Yeah man that really fucked me up" said Twilight as she was getting ready to leave Suddenly, Purple Tinker! Right out of fucking nowhere! The chaos comes to a brief halt as they gaze in awe of the bumblecock that was set foot in the town. Rarity stands up and says "PONIES! ZEBRAS! We have gone in wrong directions, being racist and all. A new day is breaking, THE DAY OF SEXISM!" Within minutes, the ponies and zebras stop their conflict to capture and bind tinker, deciding to get really high and eat chicken fingers. Rainbow dash was relieved that she was finally rid of scootaloo, but she contemplated what would become of tinker. "Why hello twilight, i assume you know why i am here?" BUt then lyra showed up and started talking about humans Purple Tinkler then stood up on two hooves and took off its mask reviling itself to be a human, lyra gasped "I Knew they where real, tell me human monster why have you come here to our peaceful town?" The human was Bill Cosby, and he zip zop zoobity bopped Rarity "lyra pls go" muttered tinker as he pondered what his captors would do to him. But Lyra wouldn't leave until she got what she wanted, Rarity died. and then Lyra fell in love with BillCosby's violent human nature, because what she really wanted was sex with a human. Watching all this twilight and spike trying to sneak away.... Lyra noticed them leaving and created a force field trapping Twilight and Spike there, They watched in horror as Bill Cosby began violently fingering Lyra Hurry, spike... Remind me how to teleport, I've only read the book 56 times Twilight and spike managed to simply walk out of the forcefield because lyra is horrible at magic, But the rest of ponyville was not as lucky. Twilight and Spike watched in horror as ponies begged on and banged on the forcefield to let them out "Dont worry Ponyville i Twilight sparke will go and find help from Princess celestia. Meanwhile in canterlot... Luna was writing an angry letter to Gabe Newell for Half Life Episode 3 not being out yet when Celestia came in to tell her the bad news of Lyra, Bill Cosby and Purple tinker when,Something snaps in celestia's head, and she orders the now-mobilized celestial reich to eradicate all the citizens of equestria due to the intense faggotry within ponyville With Ponyville being trapped in a force field the citizens were easily rounded up and put in concentration camps, Luna looked at her sister with disgust there was only one thing Luna could do to stop this, Luna attacks her sister screaming "BUT SISTER IF WE DESTROY EQUESTRIA I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY HL2EP3" "Tough shit", says celestia as she dons her royal aviators. She puts her hoof onto the red button, detonating the camps. The pony race is near decimated, with celestia and Luna the only remaining members. And then they fucked. The end. Or was it as Rainbow broke the forth wall, only to be killed by Pinkie "This is my dimension bitch get your own!" yelled Pinkie roll credits My little pony~! do do do do doodo
One night in Twilight's Library...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? In Twilight's library the mane6 gathered to discuss the greatest threat equestria has faced thus far, Twilight spoke first: "Horse semen." Pinkie then suddenly falls from the sky screaming "God Damn it" Twilight: "Rainbow Dash you've dealt with a lot of semen before. What should we do here?". A human walks into the scene and cums inside Rainbow Dash. Rainbowdash: "The fuck if i know i tried dyeing my mane to hint people imma lesbian but...humans just keep cumming out of no where" Discord then comes out and makes everyone drink his piss. The six technicolor ungulates proceed to savor the mutant's urine. Suddenly Rarity "Discord no plz we have no time for your Q like shenanigans, Ponyville is about to be covered with horse semen, and its not just average horse semen ITS....Big mac's semen" * collective shiver except for applejack* Suddenly, without any warning, a humongous hamburger from McDonald's lets its "special sauce" drip all over Ponyville, covering the village with thousand island and Russian dressing. Discords eyes widen with envy releasing someone else is causing much better chaos then him, He decides to teleport the mane6 away and enlist them in his hunt for the for whatever force was behind the giant sanwidge. The fattening burger was powered by Discord's aforementioned piss. Discord was known to take leaks all over Equestria during his reign. Rainbowdash: "Discord we know this is all your fault why should we help you?!" Discord: "because, I can fit a tooth brush in my ass." The dracoequus tells the mortal ponies the story of he found out that he could brushie brushie his sphincter. "and so i conclude my story by saying this, I can promise you my little ponies i had nothing to do with bigmac's horse semen flood" But then the mane6 realized discord had teleported them too...Coos Bay Oregon..And then they teleported to Purgatory,which started flooding with horse semen. They became sick from the teleportation and puke all over each other. after they where done puking twilight looked around "discord but WHHYYY have you teleported us here what could we possible do to save ponyville from semen here? Suddenly, Green Day cums in with Vinyl Scratch, who is restricted by chains, and starts to play "Kill the DJ". Discord: But this, my dear twilight, is where you were born. I am your father. Twilight is in shock "NO thats not true that's impossible!!!11!" Discord glances around at greenday and the incomeing semen flood "Oh dear this is much worse then i thought. if the semen can come here....." Yes gets pissed off and starts beating the livid horse shit out ouf Green Day, Vinyl and Pinkie Pie. Unable to control herself any longer, Twilight picks up a sniper rifle from a nearby table and blows Jon Anderson's head off, saving Green Day. But it was not effective because Jon Anderson is immortal. Twilight began sobbing as she fell into her father's arms. Discord gently wraps his claws around her. "everything that happened is my fault. The cum is not Big Mac's. It is mine..." Twilight gasped as she heard this. "But you don't have anyone, whom could you have possibly been horny about...?" Discord: "You... Twilight..." Discord said as his lips met his daughter's. Twilight gave a slight whimper at this, but secretly wanted it. Discord hushed his daughter's whimpering as he slid his dick into her pussy. They made love as the entire world was consumed by his cum. The end. But it was not the end For while discord and twilight made love in Purgatory, as the immortal Jon Anderson watched, Princess Celestia and luna had devised a plan of there own to save equestria from the great semen flood which was had not yet reached canterlot. There plan was to have Yes and Green Day perform a song together to remove the horse semen. "But sister how will we summon them? and how could a song distory this monster?" "But they are already in are world, surely you have heard the awesomness eminating from are many concert halls." Green day gets vinyl to have sex with tre cool and all the semen gets sucked into her cunt. Yes then kills Tre because they did not get to perform for ten hours. tre is even more powerful than discord yes is defeated easily. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson's godly powers protect his fellow bandmates from everything. Jon Anderson suddenly chokes on his own tongue, and dies a painful writhing death. his band mates are left defenseless and cold. But it's not effective because Jon Anderson is still immortal. reailty collapses in on vinyl's cunt and john anderson is finally destroyed for all time. Suddenly with a snap of his fingers Discord teleports Twilight and the rest of the mane6 to Celestia's throne room, Tiwlight was put under arrest for causeing the great cumflood. While Twilight is in prison she remembers all the good times...She spent years in prison her body withered away and got old, as her former mentor remained immortal. None of her friends ever forgave her. Old and alone she sat inside a dark prison cell when suddenly discord sudden appears before her and begins to do a sexy dance... But they discovered it was all a dream of pinkie pie because of some experimental magic muffins by twilight. And so they began the journey to find out which stallion had the biggest cock. They started out with Prince Blueblood with the permission of celestia. But they couldn't decide if it was a good idea to measure it like that, so they had to erect it. So rainbow dash was in the "cuminside me" position when suddenly the cmc appeared with their new reality show tv, GEEET YOUR CUTIE MAARK. And so, they tried to earn the penis erecter cutiemark, the first one to try was....Applebloom decided she should try it out on her brother but big mac's cock was being eated out by sweetie belle, so applebloom was kind of upset because she was about to earn the cutiemark, meanwhile, scootaloo Summoned her chicken brethren to kill Applebloom and with a cry of a thousend cocks she raped applebloom, but suddenly, prince blueblood's penis was erected, and sweetie belle cm was a big erected penis with a happy face sucking it, that made twilight...Want to grow her own penis with magic and so she did and walked up to waked up to the cmc and asked, what did they learnt that day, and they answered that they Learn a valuable lesson of frenship. its not the size of your dick what matters, its the size of your heart that can earn you a child's blowjob with the force of a thousend suns, and it may someday reward everyone... Twilight is then shook awake by Spike in her bed. she had one of those dreams again. Twilight shook her head in disbelief. Every once in awhile now she would have twisted dreams that were usually perverted and didn't make a lot of logical sense. For now she brushes it off as just another bad dream, but something told her there was more to these nightmares than it seemed. THE END ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One night in Ponyville...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One night in Ponyville....Everyone died. BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. The skeleton was of Rarity's fine form! The skeleton proceeded to devour ponies and congregate their meat and muscles into his body, he then skinned someand with a satanic chant the skeleton became Tara Strong and twilight watched all of this from her window, and found it sexy twilight masturbates to the skeleton. But then spike tried to break it up because he wanted skeleton rarity all to himself and not lesbian twi, "Twilight what are you doing all of ponyville is being distroyed by a monster and you're in here fucking yourself". then lyra came in and cut off spike's hands the bon bon ate the rest of spike.Consumed with power hand weilding Lyra began to laugh maniacally, twilight turned to her "Lyra what are you doing, why skeletons why, all to get spikes hands?!"Oh twi you really don't know do you? Long ago in the pre-celestia era lived a race of creatures known as humans. Humans could not use magic so instead they manipulated objects with there hands. 'Hands' are like modern day claws except much more complex. They could pick up any object without trying there whole-life trying to master a levitation spell. Once celestia came into power she found there use of hands disturbing, instead of using magic like ponys humans where creating more and more complicated machines to solve problems. AND INSTEAD OF SEEING HOW USEFUL AND COOL AND SEXY HUMANS WHERE, CELESTIA BANISHED THEM FROM THIS WORLD UNDER THE FALSE PRETENCE OF PROTECTING PONYS. Your Teacher is a monster. Our culture, our technology and even simple things like teacups, doorknobs and benches all come from this ancient human civilization but i see the truth, i will find a real human, and i will find a way to create a portal to the human world LETTING HUMANS RETURN!!!" lyra now backing twilight into a corner "yes, and i can't have any witnesses, prepare your anus, SPARKLE!". Twilight emergency teleported away from insane lyra and bonbon, outside the library she began to run, "with spike dead how will i contact celestia?" and then she saw it....... hundreds and hundreds of niggerballs. Twilight looked in awe at the top of the nigger balls, a voice rang out "guys can i have R34?" it was felix And Jon Anderson, who was along for the ride, riding down on a golden chariot. Twilight has multiple orgasms just from the sight of Jon Anderson.Jon Anderson stood alone, before him stood an army of the undead he spoke: I'm here to fight that mint pony bitch, and get my thumb back!! Cheers erupted but then Lyra along with her sidekick bonbon marched outside and slapped Jon with her 'hands' and showed Felix her anus causing his penis to explode killing him. The rest of Yes appears and they start to play "Close to the edge", destroying the army of skeletons. but this was what lyra wanted all along for the bone marrow of pony skeletons was what she needed to finish her portal. Twilight looked at yes "Guys we have got to stop her, if we dont eqestria will be overrun with neckbeards!". Jon Anderson says "sure, I love killing neckbeards"! But it was to late, lyra sped away on bon bon, she was about to complete the portal, neckbeards and worst of all Geoff will be raping equestria! Twilight stops and looks around "wait where did lyra and bonbon go?" All of a sudden, Bon Bon Has a pony nam flashback. Lyra began deeply staring into her vulva, Lyra began to eat out Bon-Bon. Octopus Octavia bursts out of bon bon's vag and yells "YOU WILL NOT SUMMON THE AUTISTS" and rips out Lyra's spinal cord. Lyra abruptly turns into a stalk of asparagus. The final few steps of the portal had been completed, Octopus Octavia could not stop them now. All that was left for bonbon to add the bone marrow to complete he loves portal, her dieing wish. After she adds the bone marrow Geoff's head comes out of the thread and with a loud faggoty voice yells "GUYS PLEASE DON'T" and all the neckbeards come out of the portal and begin fucking bon bon and Octopus Octavia. Rick Wakeman tackles Lyra and proceeds to eat all the bone marrow, but it was too late. The gods of Neckbeards, angered at Octavia's resistance, turn her into one of their fat eternal Shoggoths. Bonbon screaming in terror "NO WE ARE YOUR MASTERS WE SUMMONED YOU" to which an Anon replied...."I want to cum inside Lyra's dead body" to which he throws Bon Bon's semen covered body on the ground and fucks Lyra's dead body while pleasuring his anus with the spinal cord. An unholy symbol forms upon the ground. The symbol is /b/ Then, a flying saucer comes out of the sky, It's Emerson, Lake & Palmer! The neckbeard's jump off canterlot castle and rape the U.F.O and it crashes into Sweet apple acres (if you don't know what that is, don't worry it's just a background characters house.) killing everyone inside, and blowing up ponyville. But it's not effective because Emerson, Lake & Palmer are immortal. Suddenly twilight bursts into the room along with the remaining members of yes "Bonbon WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, why did you follow lyra into this?" "I can't wait to bomb some Do-DONG-os!" yells Twilight with vigor as she murders the neckbeard. Twilight sparkle dons special Neckbeard-Slayer gear. Rick Wakeman comes back from the dead and Yes proceeds to play Heart of the Sunrise. Pinkie pie bursts out of a neckbeard's blubber and says "Join me Link and you will be the greatest in Koradai, or else you wil-" before she could speak she was interupted by a brony yelling "20% cooler!". Emerson, Lake & Palmer arrive on the scene and proceed to help Yes kill the neckbeards. The portal expands, several shouts of "DUBS" can be heard from behind it. More and more neckbeards pour out of the portal, while twilight swings a mighty battle axe decapitating dozens at a time "WE GOT TO CLOSE THE PORTAL SOMEHOW" Fluttershy uses her ancient SATANIC MAGIC to subjugate Twilight. All of the surviving ponies in ponyville yell "O GOD IT'S CHRISTIAN BALE." it is apparent that Equestria is beaten, the elements of harmony can't be used because Rainbow Dash was filled with semen and died from choking on it. Jon Anderson has an idea, "Yes must..." But then Twilight interupts and pushes him aside Twilight thinking quickly of a idea, she gets the sea pony orb from her library and revives Lyra, the only way she can stay alive is in sea pony form, only Lyra knows how to stop the bronies, Christian bale, and save equestria and Sea Pony Lyra says:" IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN All musical talents present must combine with Ozzy Osbourne to preform The Gypsy Bard, closeing the portal forever", Twi looked at lyra after penetrating a neckbeards ass with her horn "But you haven't any instruments!" "someone needs to go into the human world and get the instruments and i can't cause i have hooves". lyra points to her ass "umm hello guys lyras and harps, i have lots of them"Jon Anderson takes one look at the useless insterments and uses his godly powers and makes better ones appear. He also changes the song to "The Gates of Delirium", because brony music sucks horse penis. The neckbeard army grew stronger more and more crawling out of the portal as fast as overweight neck beards can crawl. The bronies hiss at Jon Anderson and the remainder of the ponies cast singles on Christian Bale making him flee, the bronies start saying love and tolerance while running away from the non brony music, into the portal. Twilight looks in awe "its working...ITS WORKING~" Sea pony Lyra, realizes what loathsome creatures the humans are, they killed Octopus Octavia and Bon Bon, and most of Equestria, she gives Jon Anderson back his thumb with tears in her eyes. He thanks her and says "I am sorry for calling you a mint bitch. Lyra begins sobing and suddenly seapony lrya lunges out of her fishtank at him still crying "NO you where suppose to play brony music to attract more of them to our world" her attack useless because she is seapony, everyone looks at her on the ground with feels... she will die soon without water. "i am sorry i am so so sorry, i thought humans where all about love and tolerance" seapony lyra dieing on land infront of them with her water bucket gone, Twilight walks over to her dead body and uses it as a desk for her quill and paper. "Dear Princess Celestia: Today I learned that if anything has special needs, like autism, they should be killed immediately, i know i preach for everyone being equal, but if someone is retarded, like Lyra, then they should be killed Immediately Your Faithful student, Twilight Sparkle P.S. Jon Anderson is my new best friend and I would like you to meet him P.S.S Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are all dead, not a big loss, but just thought you should know" he rolls up her paper and puts a seal on it, she calls out for her number one assistant Spike before realising that hes dead "Oh fuck that bich lyra" she kicks her dead pony body for urinating on it. Fade to black ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! 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One afternoon at the Carousel Boutique...My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh…. [My Little Pony] I used to wonder what friendship could be [My Little Pony] Until you all shared its magic with me Big adventure Tons of fun A beautiful heart Faithful and strong Sharing kindness It's an easy feat And magic makes it all complete You have my little ponies Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends? One day in the EverFree Forest, Fluttershy was douching her vagina clean from all the Parasprite blood she was stained with after shoving them by droves into her cavernous vulva, Spike and Rarity were busy polishing up the family jewels. When suddenly fluttershy came in and said My swollen ponytits are sensing that there is an emergency in Nigeria, quickly Rarity, we must go to NIgeria and save Twilight and the other negroes from certain doom and asked her if they should take zecora with them, Rarity looked back at her and said. Fuck Seawhales. All of the sudden, a giant dying nigger advanced and said, Zecora is my main nigga Fluttathug, lets pop a cap in some 3rd world bitches Heavens no! I don't want to be surrounded by colored folk! yelled Rarity. But then R kelly whips out his gun! Fluttershy and rarity after defeating rkelly dawned there kkk hoods and set off for Nigeria. But not knowing where Nigeria was they went walked into twi's libary and come across Mr Krabs, of the Krusty Krab in hot consensual rape with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, A Giantess Cheerilee, and an Angry Tourist who was short charged at the hotel. But then Ragnaros puts an end to the orgy,then Mr. Krabs turned into Twisted Sister and started singing We're Not Gonna Take It and decided to burn the libary to the ground and figure it out on there own. Mr Krabs Looked at Ragnaros, and said "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGER" and shoved Rarity's horn in his ass Then ragnaros told mister krabs he wanted consensual rape but then Rarity came with the force of 10,000 blue whales and shot Mr Krabs into Giant Cheeilees vagina where he was slowly digested into vaginal fluid. Then Cheerillee asked Tom cruise to come out of the closet, but he said he wasnt in a closet, so cherilee went into the closet and wont come outbut the closet was in fact Raritys marshmellow butt, which had somehow streched to fit the Giant Cheerilee and Tom Cruise inside. So Mr.Krabs/twisted sister and Ragnaros and Giant Cheeilee had sex in Twilights libary as it burned to the ground. Tom cruise also died in the fire, but Rarity and Fluttershy escaped and went too White Castle cause they were hungry as fuck. And their way to White Castle, they came across Niel Patrick Harris but then they remembered White castle sucked balls so they went to KFC, despite raritys fear of niggers, still Neil came with them on their journey. Then when they were skipping to KFC, Purple Tinker came out of the sky and said "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" Purple Tinker then handed them all a grand dragon KKK uniform and four lengths of braided rope. But Rarity said, "OH no, I can't take these they Don't match my coat," and threw them into his face.Rarity said, "Enough of your bullshit Purple," and then she ate Purple Tinker with her ass, which then Giant Cheerilee proceeded to eat with her giant vagina, which then Mr Krabs proceeded to eat with his mouth, it was triple Vore-ception. Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, in the deeps of canterlot caves. Celestia:" So we meet again, I thought that you would never come back" XXXXX: "No magic can lock me away, for I am FLUFFY PONY PWAY!" I sure love this chicken Rarity looks down to see Scootalo deep fried and battered but then told them that it was disappointing, they didnt go to white castle because of your transphobia. "Just because you are now grandmaster in the KKK does not excuse this kind of Transphobia" said Fluttershy as she took a bite of Scootaloo. "NO I won't have any part in this" Purple Tinkle said. Rarity replied "Purple I wont have you talking inside Mr Krabs, inside Cheerilee inside my bum now please be quiet Neill patrick harris decided to take them all to the bar from How i met your mother but Scootaloo as she came back to life and summon 500 other chickens to kill everyone and Link But then Gary Oak exploded Scootaloo, killing the chicken army Meanwhile ....Celestia sensing she could not stop fluff ponys on her own, retruned to canterlot to consult with her sister, Celestia was busy violating her only sister with a 75 ft long virbrating dragon dildo when her Powerpuff girl phone started ringing Inside they found Neil's partner David Burtka laied face down, eagle, and a bar table. "Oh David." Neil said. Neil turned to the ponies and asked, "Does anyone have any lube on them?" Suddenly Chris Chan shows up with Sonichu and defends Rarity And then Rosechu and Sonichu fell in love and were happy forever. BUT THEN SUDDENLY Slender Man Appeared, As Granny Smith walks out in her Gimp outfit and asks loudly to everyone in the bar 'WHO'S READY FOR SOME GOOD OL FASHIONED JIGGLIN?" Chris Chan Cried over their bodies and his magical tears brought them back to life with the power of LOVE. Slenderman proceed to tentacle rape applejack with his many arm, to only find that it was Applebloom he was violating. Applebloom looked with tear filled eyes at Slenderman. "Ya made a real mare outta me Slenderman, I guess'n we need to get married naw" But Sonichu said, "No one will be hurt by you anymore!" Slender man said "aw hell naw" and went to go rape sweetie belle instead, Then, suddenly, Alzheimer's. She bursts into flames and jiggles in a spurt of continuous seizure-like motions. Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith still jigglin in her Gimp costume came out with shotguns in their hooves, "Ah reckon you'd think again Mister" Meanwhile bac in Canterlot.... "what.....in Ponyville?....oh my" luna we will have to finish this later we are needed in ponyville. It seems the libary has burned down and slenderman is getting married. Slenderman got married to applebloom and successfully carried her babies for 74 monthes before giving birth to Conan O'brien. Princess Luna and Princess Celestia got into the Celestiamobile, which was a sleigh pulled by the broken hopes and dreams of 3rd world children and Steven Colbert appeared, riding a goldern eagle, and screaming "FOR AMERICA!" The newly born Conan O'brien hopped in too and said "jumping jeepers celestia. My father, Slenderman, is out raping the whole town" Except for Mr Krabs, who somehow survived both the inside of Giant Cheerilees Vagina, and the Inside of Raritys Marshmellow butt Celestia flew the celestiamobile over ponyville before landing infront of Conan and imprisoning him inside a magic bubble. "what is this creature tia?" "this luna is the worst kind of human.....a jew ginger Princess Celestia, Luna, Conan O Brian and Steven Colbert all landed in Poyville to find it destroyed, with a single Fluffy Pony laughing maniacailly into the flames. Well that and Mr Krabs. Suddenly Tara Strong jumps in the ride, Together they form the A team "Now to Stop Slenderman, and find Rarity!" said Tara Princess Luna went into Gunzerker mode, and pulled out Two Atlas Brand Rocket Launchers to combat the Fluffy Pony. DOUBLE THE FIREARMS HEATHENS!!! They aproched the fluff pony slowly with Conan still in the bubble, but the fluffpony could smell the blood of the ginger jew and transformed into the most horrible monster of all time There stood Purple Tinker, summoned once more. "But wait I have something that might interest you" said PT. There next to her was Gabe Newell tied up as a hostage and in his ham sandwhich was Half Life Episode 3. Luna calmed down from Gunzerker mode and asked "What doth thy want indeterminable manshebeast?" " I WANT RARITY TO PAY FOR EATING ME WITH HER BUTT, WHICH LED TO ME BEING EATEN BY A GIANT VAGINA, THEN BEING EATEN BY THAT RED ASSHOLE OVER THERE" "uhhhh hi... my name is Gabe Newell and you are not going to survive this" Then Gabe Newell Ate Purple Tinker as she screamed "NOT AGAIN" The copy of HL:2ep3 fell to the ground in front of the princesses, Gabe Newell then presented the Ponies with Episode 3, Until Giant Cheerilee sat on them all. Luna enraged went into nightmaremoon mode "FOOLS YOU NO NOT WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH" Princess Luna looked at her sister. "DOITH SOMETHING" Princess Celestia sighed and performed a powerful spell that transported them back in time, and turn into a lighter form. "HUZZAH MY SISTER! YOU HAVE DONE IT! BUT PRAYETH TELL, I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD TWO WINGS? WHY DOTH THERE BE 6?" Princess Celestia looked at Luna and said "Oh shit, we're parasprites" Suddenly, giant hoofsteps could be heard. It was Fluttershy coming from her cottage, she looked down on all the parasprited ponies and smiled. Oh look what lovely little critters, I have a nice and warm place for you to stay, as she spread her legs open. Everyone screamed then the screen fades to black And then with a mighty cry of "eyyyyy" Fonzie appeared and jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle. ~roll credits My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! My Little Pony! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
