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My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[My Little Pony]

I used to wonder what friendship could be

[My Little Pony]

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?

One morning at Sweetappleacres Applejack was Doing the superbowl shuffle, Whilst sodomizing an unnamed pony. Applejack walks up to big Mac, mare juices flowing down her hungering marehood. but Bigmac was too busy hardcore gaysexing Braeburn, so she was disappointed, but then Rainbow Dash becomes the center focus of the episode. while AJ masturbates in puddles of lust and thoughts of "stupid...sexy rainbow pony" Rainbowdash is then brutally murdered by Applejack who becomes the main focus of the episode once more.

meanwhile Fluttershy was fondling herself the entire time. Then came the meteors. But rainbowdash flew up and stopped the meteors and then redirected them to hit Sweetappleacres, leaveing no trace of the background earthpony. But Granny Smith rebuilds her as the Six Million Bit Mare.

granny smith works in her basement, along side bigmac

"Bigmac we can rebuild her

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make equestria's first bionic mare.

Applejack will be that mare

Better than she was before

Better, Stronger, Faster, a non back ground Applejack"..... "Eyuup"

Then the Fonz just fuckin walks in and knocks the socks off everyone in Equestria, then continues to use his powers of being a walking sex machine to thrust his cock into everything in the room. Granny smith unaware of the fonz narrows her eyes

"its time we kill rainbowdash"

meanwhile in cloudsdale...

NIGGERS!

They where everywhere black humans had taken over cloudsdale and conveterd the rainbow factory into a KFC, Rainbowdash looked on in horror. But it was all a dream, and Fluttershy woke up with a dripping wet pussy and covered with sweat. She breathed a sigh of relief; but then she heard a familiar voice coming from the shower. She was horrified because the voice was...AN ALASKAN BULL WORM! And the worm was taking a shower and a shit at the same time while singing "heartbreaker". Not the well known Pat Benatar version but the super obscure Jenny Darren version, which is slightly different and the original version. Fluttershy suddenly remembered that the previous night...that she had given birth from her anus and her prolapsed anus was dragging across the cottage. The worm was her baby. she also remembered that Fonz and Fluttershy jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle and then they kissed, Which somehow impregnated her with a nightmarish creature. Now she had to kill the beast, and the only weapon at hoof was...her golden 20 foot dildo that was a gift from Princess Celestia. With a mighty cry of "Fus Ro Dah!" she charged into the shower swinging wilding at the creature, the worm however did not understand why his mother was so enraged

"BUT MOTHER...I AM YOU! The worm took off its mask, and it was really Fluttershy inside of a worm costume! Fluttershy dropped her 20 foot golden dildo and asked "But if your Fluttershy, then who am I?"

"You are the right kind of sinner", said the real Fluttershy. And then she flew away.

The cryptic words echoed on the head of...When suddenly from the roof in swoops Surprise in her Wonderbolts uniform and says...WE HAVE TO GET TO DA CHOPPA!

But Fake Fluttershy still didnt know who she was, Surprise said..."What is a mare!?, A miserable little pile of secrets..But enough talk, have at you!" Surprise then became OP, and that caused Fluttershy to grab hold of OP hand and climbed up the rope ladder as the chooper pulled away from the cottage. She turned her head back at her home right before it exploded killing the worm.

"OP was that all really necessary?"

he noded and said....."butthurt autism faggotry le lol XD" so it was just OP and Fluttershy in a helicopter, piloted by none other than....Pinkie Pie, who owns one already because she had known the day would come, for days she was watching as other mares around town where fucking the fonz, nopony believed her. She turned back to the passenger seats and said...."OOGAHBOOGABOOGA" As Fluttershy screamed like Courage the Cowardly Dog, she was so scared that she nearly Gave OP a boner, but he was a faggot, so his dick was unmoved. pinkiepie then told them that they where heading to canterlot to speak to the princess about there findings

Meanwhile in Canterlot....

Princess Celestia was slowly opening her mouth to revile that Gabe Newell and princess Celestia were busy oil wrestling. When Granny Smith bursts in in a gimp outfit and proceeds to jigglin, then suddenly out of nowhere splits a 5 foot long sub sandwich with gaben. Celestia easily beat gabe, as she only had him around to feed her ego. When suddenly pinkie pie burst into the room annd.....

That's when the fire nation attacked.Canada immediately surrendered and everyone was pleased so much by the outcome, they all came inside Rainbow Dash..

Luna bursts in and say "Sister, a helicopter! We should..." celestia placed a hoof sexualy over her sisters mouth. "no need, pinkie here as already explained to me that equestia is under attack by gestation worms, as a first strike of the fire nation....." until they discovered that Rainbow Dash WAS the fire nation, But it was really Granny Smith in a costume. Luna exclaimed in caps lock

"WE MUST DESTROY RAINBOW DASH AS SHE IS THE CAUSE OF ALL PROBLEMS"

Granny Smith said "So are we jigglin, or what?

COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN

Everypoy looked at her and said nigga quit yo jibba jabbin. But it was too late, because

The true enemy of ponies was upon them, it was Megan from g1, she was in a damaged knight outfit with a sord at her side  "Long have i lived in this awful world populated by ponys... and now i have finaly made my way to you Celestia..." she crazy bad guy laughed and then...Celestia reacted by shooting a magical bolt at Megan, who, in an involuntary reaction to the pain, transformed into a black, bug-like creature.

"This cannot be", she said in shock. "So I was a changeling all along?"....."all this time.. i was...alone.. i was brought here to save equestria" her sword drops to the floor "was it really even me....how could you have betreayed me celestia, WHY DID YOU.......Puncture my uterus with your horn and make me a woman? Seriously, all this menstral blood makes me so.."

Celestia only needed megan for her unique uterus, she had actualy impregnated her all those years ago, and now she was about to to give birth but..Pinkie Pie transformed into the Rancor while Rarity transformed into the Sarlacc Pit and they were fighting over who would eat the delicous human first, when all of the sudden..The 6million bit mare, Applejack, slamed open the doors to the throne room. Scaning the room with her cyborg eyes she spots her target about to be thrown into the sarlacc pit..Granny Smith walks out still waiting to Jigglin when Applejack picks up Granny Smith and tosses her into the Gaping Maw of The Sarlaac. Rarity blows up from eating Granny Smith, leaving only Pinkie Pie the Rancor..cyborg Applejack eyes narrow as she chargers towards the horrible beast, when she gets close enough she activates her magical vagina/juice mixer. She begins to stick apples into her magical vagina/juice mixer and starts squirting "Apple Juice" onto the Rancor.

Applejack kicked the wizard into the pit.

She went back to Bowerstone. However, the merchants would not speak to her:

"You are now a killer, you know!"

Applejack rubbed her pussy in the shopkeepers face, causing him to cum with the force of sixty Hiroshimas.

She went outside Bowerstone and asked a Nymph to fondle her crotchboobs.

She then fast travelled to Bruma and found the Mages Guild in ruins, having been attacked by Mannimarco.

Upset, she asked Tara Strong to sit on her back, of which Tara obliged.

Using her Jew magic, Tara teleported the two of them to Bronycon 2013.

The two of them proceeded to have wild lesbian sex on stage whilst the neckbeards proceeded to stroke their prune-like dicks to orgasm.

The convention area filled up with gallons of sperm and Applejack's crotchboobs became sentient.

THE END

My Little Pony!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

My Little Pony!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

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