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My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[My Little Pony]

I used to wonder what friendship could be

[My Little Pony]

Until you all shared its magic with me

Big adventure

Tons of fun

A beautiful heart

Faithful and strong

Sharing kindness

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?

One morning at sugar cube corner, Pinkie was busy letting Gummy shit in the cake batter. Pinkie dies due to a heart

attack caused by diabeetus. Pinkie Pie is diagnosed with diabetes and can not eat sweets anymore...I don't wanna

give anything away but the lesson is "You can still be yourself despite what happens to you" or something like

that. Pinkie Pie squeals with delight at the thought of her actually dieing from a heat attack, but then remember

she had 2 hearts because she was also a time lord. Then Twilight discovered Pinkie Pie dead, face burried in a

gigantic cake. Twilight used revive spell! And then Pinkie killed herself by jumping into Twilight's horn. When

Rainbow Dash crashes in through the window, massive animated dildos pumping in ad out of her every orifice. Rainbow

dash flies into sugar cube corner unexpectedly and unluckily pierces her heart on twilights horn, killing her

instantly. but twilight was not amused and just revived everyone

"pinkie you should quit eating sweets and trying kill yourself, one of these days i wont be around to revive you"

"If Gabe Newell can survive diabeetus than so can I!" exclaimed Pinkie as she destroyed the gummy shit cake with

her face."I've got it" said Twilight, "we'll start up a rally for diabeetus awareness!"

"What do you know! It's Zecora."

I remedy I have, it will make you last!

Drink down, no more frowns she said

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Quickly gulped down the magic elixir, there was a flash of white light. When the light

deminished rainbow dash and Pinkie Pie remained face down on the floor, Pinkie Pie standed up and let out a giggle

exactly like Pinkie Pie

Twilight lets out a big gasp, THEY SWITCHED BODIES!

Using her new body, Pinkie Pie took Twilight's horn and stabbed herself to death again, while Dash writhed around

on the floor, shitting herself in pain.

Pinkie said nothing and proceeded slam Twilight's face into the wall until she fell unconscious. She then tore off

her horn and stabbed herself to death with it. She then decided to go to her secret base in hell.

rainbowdash shrugged and flew off

Pinkie was welcomed by her pet cerberus in hell

"ahh welcome pinkie where have you been much has happened since your last visit". While in hell Pinkie went to

visit her good friends Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, and Billy Mays. They proceeded to have a wild scat orgy as

Twilight was raping Sweetie Belle's corpse.Zecora gulps down one of her potions and vanishes through thin air and

re-materializes in hell and joins pinkie pie and twilight in the scat orgy.after the orgy pinkie was approached by

satan who was worried that hell would be destroyed by princess celestia unless...But before he could finish

speaking, Gabe Newell appeared and killed him, taking his rightful place as ruler of hell. But then spiderman

killed gabe newell, and made his own avengers movie with the TMNT. then satan ate gabe newell shitting out the

bones of gabe newell leaving everyone gabe newell ate partically intact besides the burns from his stomach acid,

twilight quickly casts a spell to heal them all

satan compliments twilight sparkles skills and asks her to be come his assistant to which she humblely agrees too

And then Satan starts fucking Twilight, and she dies of sexual exhaustion shortly afterwards.

Pinkie, Billy Mays, and the other residents of hell come up with a plan; it's time to attack the surface world.They

all have been laughed at and teased long enough, they have enough of it!

Pinkie Pie lets out a war screech, TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE MORTAL REALM! Then the Smooze burst forth from Gaben's

enormous rectum Shouting "No niggers were harmed in the making of this episode". Pinkie pie stood along with gabe,

before them the armys of tartarus/hell had been assembled for the attack on the surface world. Gabe spoke first and

said..."PENIS"

And then Fonzie rode through hell on his motorcycle, despite not being dead And he fucks rainbowdash. Non sexually.

Running over Twilight and killing her in the process. But then satan and Gabe ressurect her with the power of

HL2E3. "Eyyyyyyyy!" yelled the Fonz, as he came inside Rainbow Dash. Satan then promotes twi to commander of the

hellspawn army to attack the surface. Then Twilight retires as leader of the army, promoting Angel Bunny instead,

and she goes off to spend the rest of her days at KFC. Because you know, being an assistant of satan and already

being dead makes you not able to die so satan raped her to take her virginity and purity away. and Scootaloo was

never heard from again. Then, Angel bunny lead the charge against the pony overworld, with Conan O'brien at his

side!

Pinkie pie then placed a demonic helmet on and pointed to the gates of hell

"WE WILL LEAVE NO CREATURE ALIVE, EQUESTRIA WILL BE MINE"

Gaining untold power, she and her entire army are immediatley slaughtered right out of the fucking gate by doomguy

and his bigass fucking gun, who proceeds to pin her down and test the elasticity of her anus to its fullest extent.

"RIP AND TEAR!" yelled Doomguy.Her anus tears, and then he is left fucking a dead pink pony with a huge rear hole

Suddenly, Frostman appeared from nowhere and began to rape the Fonz. But Fonzie fought back with the power of 1000

jukeboxes. Unfortunately, Frostman was too strong to fight, and Fonzie gave up and let Frostman have his way with

him. But it was all a dream, and the camera pans out and we see: Frostman analing the Fonz.

Meanwhile in canterlot....

A dildo the size of wyoming is being violently shoved in Luna's ass. Luna's ass teared almost immoderately from the

size and force of the dildo, and released all of the shit from her anus, which Gabe proceeded to roll around in.

Gabe then gathered up all of Luna's shit and made it into pretty hats, which he could sell for $15.99 each.

Also Bob Dole was busy campaigning for pony votes. Bob Dole believes in free hay for everyone. Bob Dole thinks work

should be spread evenly amongst the stallions and mares. Bob Dole supports filly health care.

Bob Dole...Bob Dole...Bob Dole..."Bob Dole says take it you dirty whorse". Celestia Aproved of Bob Dole because

celestia tired of the monarchy system, but then rainbow dash flew in and warned her that pinkie and twilight had

descended to hell and where raising an army of the damned to destroy equestria. Celestia eyese narrowed and

said..... "ecksdee so randum dick-nipples" Suddenly, Bob Dole start to mutate into its final form.

Can the mane 6 defeat this almighty entity? OR is Equestria doomed? But then Chris Chan appeared holding his

favorite Sonichu themed toy guitar and attempted to fight Dole. Suddenly, A-Log jumped out from a nearby bush and

started sucking Chris's cock. THEN MR KRABS OF THE KRUSTY KRAB SAID

" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGERS". Just then, Frostman returned from hell and tore Mr Krabs open and came

inside his shell.

"Boy I sure do like those big Zebra cocks up my vagina!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed with vigor. Then fluttershy showed

up. who was then killed by A-Log, who proceeded to have a three way with her corpse and Chris Chan. Who I then

killed so I could burn the body in the glorious name of Satan. Chris Chan began to cry at the death of his

husbando, but was then comforted by the slenderman. Slender Man then suddenly realize, love was there all along!

Slenderman then started to make hot, sweaty love to Chris, who was shouting out "JULAAAAAAAAAAY" throughout the

whole process.During the hot intercourse Slender Man exerted a penis from his faceless head, literally double

fucking Chris in his anus and his mouth.

Bust just then the door was kicked open and through it strolled...PinkiePie with the army of hell behinde her,

Satan being led in by a leash, as he, being the bitch in their relationship, took Fluttershy's big pony vagina over

his penis daily against his will.

And then we go to commercial!

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We now return to My Little Pony, only on /mlp/!

Meanwhile Applejack was taking a shit. which she later named Applebloom. Which then sprouted a giant shit dick

tentacle. Which proceeded to rape everyone in ponyville. Nopony was safe from the giant shit dick's wrath. Celestia

was kept safe by the Royal Guard while Canterlot was invaded by the Giant God Brown Cock.

Undisturbed by all of this, Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over the shark tank. Frostman was waiting for him on the

other side, and then took a shit on the Fonz and his bike.

Applebloom's shit dick tentacle then proceeded to violate Big Mac in front of the entire Apple family and big mac

enjoyed it, He even tied a ball gag around his mouth white Apple Bloom spanked his ass with a cable wire.

Chris Chan then became pregnant with freakish Slenderkids.

The Slender Kids were made fun of at school for not having faces, when they told their fathers about it, Chris shat

his pants and started fucking his children.The Children thoroughly enjoyed it and even overpowered Chris fucking

him in the ass with a tirangular dick power trio, literally tearing his asshole apart. They then shoved the Sonichu

medalion up his torn asshole while slenderman fucked him in the mouth. Slender Man the Raper suddenly became the

Rapee also being fucked.Slender Man extended the length of his penis with his erection slender powers to stick his

magic wand into Chris's throat going deeper into his esophagus.

The slender kids then where raped by the shitdick, celestia kept safe in side the castle looked outside at the

horror and said "AW HELL NAH!...fuck it I need to masturbate" She then dispatched pinkie and slenderman to fight

applebloom's shitdick. She also sent Bob Dole did notknow why the plot isn't focused on Bob Dole anymore. Pinkie

Pie wanted to get the shit smeared cock in her pinky candy volcano and allowed herself to be fucked. Frostman then

returned and destroyed Applebloom and her shitcock.

Chris Chan went up against the tentacle cock. But the Tentacle Cock would not be so easily defeated! It sprouted a

trillion tiny erect penises from the its circumference and fucked Chris Chan in his pores. Chris was overjoyed at

no longer being a virgin with rage, and shouted JULAAAAAAAAAAAY at the top of his lungs.

then Chris Chan transformed back into Rarity, Rarity, being the pony slutty whore she is took the throbbing erect

brown manhood into her wet mouth and ate it. The Giant tentacle cock has been defeated! Then it burst out of

Rarity's candy vagina, turning her back into Chris Chan and restorting his torn asshole to normal. BUT THEN I

PULLED OUT MY GUN! Celestia used her princess Pony magic to disarm you and then shove her long sensitive horn up

your tight ass. Seeing her chance, Applebloom penetrated Celestia's anus with the force of one thousand suns,

Screaming out in pain, she said.. "IT'S A DOGGY DOGG WORLD FUCK YES I LOVE IT ROUGH!"

Bod Dole stood be for the Tentaclemonster/ Applebloom and gave a speech about how rapeing everyone was bad for the

equestrian economy, but the shitdick monster did not listen.

Chris Chan's kids have not forgotten him. While the giant Shitty Vag destroyer Took Chris in the mouth The Horny

Slender Mutants fucked Chris in the ass with the same triangular Slender Dick Trio. But Chris's asshole was

reformed and immune to tearing, so the Slender kids bent his dick even further than before. And then Granny Smith

Flew in from the Ceiling while screaming "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLE

SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH"

She asked what was wrong

Chris Chan, Applebloom, Slenderman, and Princess Celestia said "We're all out of Powdered Toast" Soon the Slender

Kids Chanted the Apache Chief War call, "EI NAY CHUK!" They then grew, their dicks with then, tearing Chris's body

right in half as their gargantuan load covered Apple Bloom drowning her in a never ending sea of semen. Since he

had sex with the Slenderman, Chris had become immune to permanent harm, and came back to life almost immediately.

The Apache Slender Mutants then decided it was their turn to get fucked up and bending over to allow Chris easy

access to their fleshy glory holes. Then a hole in time opened up. Cyborg Abraham Lincoln punched Slenderman in the

Tits and began making out with Princess Celestia. This sent Slender Man into a full on Orgasm, while Celestia

knocked Abraham over shoving her elongated semen covered Horn into Abraham Lincons Robotic Vagina. Then one of

Chris Chan's slender kids took off his mask and revealed himself to be Gabe Newell.The other two children took

advantage of the shock and stuck their slender tongues down Gabe Newells throat. And then two cannibal midgets

bursted out of Gabe's chest and proceeded to give violent ass rapings with a cattle prod.

Meanwhile back in hell, Frostman impregnated Twilight with his robot seed, and she gave birth to a demon Robot pony

child, which then possessed Applebloom.

Then the rest of the cmc showed up

"way cool apple bloom you finaly got your cuite mark" Scootlaoo looked at her flank, laying there, was a giant

Purple Dildo dripping shit mixed with semen. She then was consumed with excitement, She then said "Bend over and

touch your hooves. IT BEGINS!, "maybe now i can have sex with rainbowdash" she jumped on her scooter to go find her

but before she could leave she was caught by the demon robot and..Little did she know, Rainbow Dash already found

her, she leapt from the sky Mounting Scootaloo's fresh virgin anus almost immediately. the Frostman mutant child

possessed Applebloom through her vagina, and opened the gates of hell, allowing Pinkie Pie and company back into

ponyville. But not before having one, huge, Roman, rape orgy! Rainbow Dash Grabbed Pinkie Pie, she Shoved her right

hoof into the Pink Mares Penis Taking Party Cannon and declared in delight: "I'M GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF

YOU"

Then Rainbow Dash began to eat out Pinkie Pie while Scootaloo Lapped Hungrily at Rainbow Dash's asshole. as the

rest of the hell spawn army speewed out of appleblooms vagina. Celestia stepped back watching the demons fly out of

the tentical monster and exclaimed: "So many demons to rape! So little time!"

And then out of nowhere, from the pits of hell emerges..Squirdward his tentacles now gyrating penises flying around

his body in lust. He wants the pony vagina.

Then Princess Celestia became a Macro Pony, and began voring and unbirthing all the demons with all her holes. Even

her Horn hole. before this could happen, Squidward shoved his gyrating penises down her throat, choking her to

death. Suddenly, Frostman grew thousands of giant penises on his hands and crotch, and with a wicked grin on his

face, he said..."There are no brakes on the rape train."

Sweetie Bell feeling left out broke her own horn off of her head and began to masturbate, until Spike saw her doing

so, he then said to himself: "Kill yourself you disgusting cunt." She did not hear this. She masturbated until she

had a bloody orgasm all over herself. Then Spike took off his face. He shortly died of Facelessness soon after.

Twilight took advantage of the dead dragon and shoved his spike tail in her vagina until she began to bleed

heavily.Soon after Twilight Sparkle died after severe blood loss. Spikes Tail still lodged up her purple geyser

Then Zecora yelled "WAHTS GEWD NYUGGAH?!?!" Frostman, upon hearing the sound of her voice, shoved most of his

handcocksdown her throat, while shoving the rest into the Slender kids's assholes.The Slender Kids then suffer

fatal heart attacks from the giant cocks penetrating their asses unexpectedly, killing all three almost instantly.

Frostman, not fully satisfied, headed off to find more victims.

Meanwhile in Canterlot Luna watched all of this unfolding through her telescope

"this has gotten out of hoof, i must call upon the one person in the universe that can make all of this

right.....the one person who can save equestria....Jiggly Puff!" (unfortunately, Saxton Hale had died just the day

before.) So in his absence JigglyPuff floted down from the sky on to luna's balcony "Jiggly Puff i need you to go

to ponyville and sing your song" Jigglypuff saluted and flew off to ponyville. But before Jigglypuff could make it

to ponyville, Saxton Hale, having inexplicably came back to life, tore Jigglypuff apart with his bare hands.

Just then Are's the greek god of war comes from a giant wall sphincter and swallows Jiggly Puff whole. Gabe Newell,

enraged with seeing his father eaten before him, yells out "I'm such a fat cunt."

Luna shrieked in horror "JIGGLYPUFF NOOOOOOOOOOOO, what hope does equestira have now?" Then Giant Princess Celestia

sat on Canterlot and Luna and all of Canterlot where lost forever in the deep royal folds of Princess Celesitas

cunt. except that never really happened, and the macro celestia was just one of Chris Chans wild sex fantasies.

"Save us Mare-do-Well, you're our only hope!" cried Luna, Then Purple Tinker flew in with her helicopter dick and

said "HERP DERP IM HORRSE" Maredowell did not respond, only noding. Then all of a sudden Jackie Chan comes out of

nowhere to save the day. Jackie Chan and Fonzie activated their Wonder Twin powers and Created a Nigger Rainboom

that kills both Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo in the midst of their 69 fuck session...and they summoned Mare-Do-Well

who Cries over the loss of her lesbian lover Rainbow Dash. who was was eaten by gummy.

And when the smoke cleared, the only survivor was...Frostman, who was jerking off over the dead bodies, and Mr

Rogers. The Nigger Rainboom destroying the FrostMan's dicks slicing them from his body, causing him great pain. Mr

Rogers and The Frost Man have a giant fuck duel of fate in which Mr Rogers comes out in top his throbbing erection

craving some of that necrophilia. Frostman very much enjoyed the pain, and tore off Mr. Roger's face with his

hands.

In Pony hell, Twilight Sparkle begins writing her letter to Princess Celestia, it reads:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned

That just because you meet Gabe Newell, doesn't mean you can convince him to finish episode 3

And that Purple Tinker is the sexiest pony

Also could you please send me a new assistant? Spike is being a lazy nigger.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

ps...

I was serious about that assistance bit, Spike's dead....I should know because I'm dead too....I bled out....with

his tail in my vagina..

Back in canterlot.......Luna's eyes narrowed seeing all hope was lost, she looked over to the phone knowing the

only way to stop all of this was to go back time....she made the call, the call she hoped she would never have to

make agin, she called the doctor...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvzOVTzjKg&feature=fvwrel

~roll credits

My Little Pony!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

My Little Pony!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

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