Pink Party Pumpkin Pounding Palooza

by Prettypony

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 1923

Pinkie likes it... orange and hollow? This Pie is good friends with her pumpkin. Maybe too good. But you know what they say: "Friendship is Magic."

Weird pumpkin fuckin' and goofy porn abounds when Pinkie Pie introduces her friends to the velvety holes of a carved pumpkin.

I wrote this in like, an hour and a half total. Blame Majin for this story being released when it is.

Thank you to the proofreaders who caught my grammar mistakes, tense errors, and some clunky sentences.

I like writing goofy stories sometimes.

Published 2023-11-01 19:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-11-01 19:20:01 UTC

The Great Pepo

Plap. Plap. Plap.

A pink mare dressed as a vampire grunted in the center of her room.

“Hnf!”

Pinkie Pie’s fat stinking sweet-sack slapped against her freshly carved pumpkin as she rhythmically thrust balls deep into it.

“Nnnnhaaa! Why didn’t I try this sooner?!” She exclaimed as she pulled the pumpkin in deeper, holding it tight against her sheath as she pumped it full of her candy cream. Thick globs pulsed from her girthy mare cock into her pepo partner.

Thirty seconds later she let her botanical beauty go. A shocked expression was left on both their faces when Pinkie saw the slurry of jizz ooze out of the pumpkin’s gaping maw.

“Wowie! If I came this much all by myself, then I have to share you with my friends!” She said to her pumpkin as she waited for the gourd’s response, nodding occasionally as if it was saying something.

“You’re right, this is a worthy use of…” She narrowed her eyes and obscured her face with her cape whose edges were now lightly soiled with pumpkin and Pinkie goo “—that!”

She rushed to the far side of the wall where her gramophone was and moved the needle arm in an up-and-down motion where she was then dropped through a trapdoor. She pulled her body in, everything except for her swinging baseball bat of a cock which slung an errant few drops of cum at Mr. Cake as he watched a Pinkie-shaped ball fall through the ceiling into a trapdoor directly under her path.

He simply wiped it off with a hoof and gave it a lick, “Huh, sweeter than usual,” and went back to his baking.

Meanwhile, Pinkie was now rolling down the slide that led into her party cave. Her personal redwood painting the slide with every SLAP of her log against the plastic as they rolled down together.

They eventually reached the bottom of the slide, however Pinkie kept rolling. She was a pink blur as she rolled in a tight circle around the big red button that would activate her friendship signal. After a small rut was carved in the floor, she suddenly changed course, rolling directly towards the button at a greater speed. She gained momentum until she hit Gummy (who was completely unharmed by the endeavor) and jumped over the button. The sick air she got from the stunt had such perfect timing the downward swing of her rod allowed her flare to fully press the button.

She just as quickly was back on the slide heading up towards the shop while five spotlights silhouetted with her friends’ cutie marks all lit up the sky.

“MY EYES!” Screamed a poor pegasus who’d been inadvertently blinded by the signals.

Inside Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie burst through the floors much like she did before but in reverse order. This time giving Mrs. Cake a taste of her baby batter.

“Nice work Pinkie!” She shouted at the mare as she rapidly disappeared into the ceiling trapdoor, “Those pineapples are really working wonders!”

Back in her room, Pinkie Pie eagerly awaited her friends’ arrival, sampling her work as she did so. “Huh, so the pineapple thing does work!” She said to nopony in particular.

Rainbow Dash then crashed through Pinkie’s window, her Daring Do costume ripping on the glass and exposing her glistening sheath as she tumbled on to Pinkie’s bed. Seconds later, the rest of the girls were there with a signature pop! of Twilight’s teleport spell.

“Ugh, Rainbow I told you not to go flying off like that! Now look at Pinkie’s window!” Twilight, who was wearing her Starswirl costume again, said to Rainbow Dash.

“Um…” Fluttershy, who was wearing a mouse maid costume, squeaked out before being talked over by Rarity.

Rarity, wearing her favorite Shadow Spade costume, coughed. “Dears, excuse me for saying so but—”

“WOW!” Dash shouted without warning, “It REEKS of cum in here! It’s kinda turning me on to be honest.” She looked down in time to see her blue bullet worming its way out of her sheath. “Ah crab apples, A.K. isn’t gonna be happy about her outfit.”

The other girls gave harsh glares of varying severity to Rainbow while she just as readily ignored them all. “Yo, Pinkie, why’s that pumpkin look like you fucked it?”

For her part, Pinkie laughed of Dash’s brashness, “That’s because I did fuck it, silly!” She burst into a giggle fit, “Hah! I fucked it silly, silly!”

She kept laughing until Applejack, who was dressed as Mareio, interrupted Pinkie with a hoof in her mouth. “So, you gone and pressed the big red button that you promised us would only be used for important friendship emergencies. Ah’d like to know what’s so important.” She paused as an involuntary flehmen response took her, “And ah hope it’s not related to all that semen in that there pumpkin.”

Pinkie tried speaking, but really just gave Applejack’s frog a good cleaning until AJ decided to remove the hoof from her mouth. “—And then I just knew I had to bring all of you here to try it!”

Twilight stepped forward, “Could you say that again?”

“Mhm! ‘And then I just kn—”

Twilight sighed, “No, I mean ‘Will you start over’, please?”

“Ohhhhh! Well, I was saying that I was giving my pumpkin pal a good Pinkie-pounding, and I came sooo much. And I thought to myself, ‘Wow! This would be great with friends!’ and then I just knew I had to bring all of you here to try it!”

The rest of the girls groaned. “Ugh, Pinkie! You know to only use the friendship signal in an emergency! Now you’ve unintentionally contributed to desensitizing us to an emergency response which will then lead to disastrous outcomes in a real emergency where we have a greater chance of ignoring an emergency signal on the belief it may be fake!” Twilight took a long, deep breath in, “Furthermore, what you did—”

She was cut off by Pinkie Pie thrusting her cumpkin in Twilight’s face. “See! Look how much the Great Pepo here likes it!”

Twilight was about to say something along the lines of “Get that cumpkin out of my sight!” But instead, she was taken aback by a fresh wave of magic that tickled at her horn. “Pinkie,” she started, “just where exactly did you find this pumpkin?”

“Well, one day I was going to give Pumpkin Party her invitation to the public Nightmare Night party when I fell down a cave in her pumpkin patch! And in that cave was the pumpkin!”

“So ya stole the pumpkin?” Applejack reasoned with a quirked eyebrow.

Pinkie laughed, “Haha! Ohhh Applejack, sweet sweet Applejack.” She squeezed Applejack’s flank, much to the mare’s consternation. “Nah, I didn’t need to steal it. Pumpkin Party gave it to me because I asked nicely!”

Twilight grabbed the pumpkin with her magic, but whatever questions the mare was going to ask was disrupted by the pumpkin suddenly growing in size. It fell out of Twilight’s grasp and onto the floor with a hollow thud and cast the room in a dim orange glow. It only stopped growing when it was a head shorter than the girls. Everypony except Pinkie gasped when the pumpkin changed again, now displaying a face to each of the other five mares.

Seeing that each face had a hole that was the perfect shape for their cocks, the rest of the five came to a rather quick conclusion.

“Hmm, it would seem that there’s a mystery at hoof!” Rarity eyed her hole, the hole that was made for her, “and it seems our penises are the key.”

Fluttershy blushed madly as she ran her hoof along the mouth on her part of the pumpkin, “It does look nice…”

Rainbow dash, stroking her now erect cock, squinted at her side. “Why am I the only one who’s dick hole is in the eye?” She pouted her lips before shrugging, “Eh, it’s kinda hot anyway.”

Before anypony else could do or say anything, Rainbow was sliding her cock in the eye of the pumpkin. “Hhhhooo. Fuck. That’s good.”

Twilight’s face rapidly switched between ten different expressions, “Rainbow! You can’t just start fucking it! We don’t even know what it does! Right girls?” She turned her head, only to find the rest of the girls already tag teaming their pumpkin pussies. She shook her head, “Starswirl would never have had to deal with this.” She looked down to find her purple pumpkin poker was past her cloak. “Fuck it.”

She joined the rest of the girls, slowly lining her head with the mouth on her side. Inch by inch, her long john slid into the pumpkin. What surprised her wasn’t the silky smoothness of the pumpkin or the milking grip it had on her cock or how hard she got from the soft squelching the pumpkin made. No, it was the feeling of doing it with her friends.

The way their tips touched with every thrust, the sight of them grunting on the grand gourd as they put their all and more in the pumpkin, the pre her friends were shooting on her and each other. It was too much! Pumpkin fucking with friends was just too good! She joined a chorus of moans as she let loose a piping hot jet of cum into the pumpkin’s heart.

“Hahh! Ahh! G-girls!” Her moans only grew louder as she felt her own friends shoot ropes, their steaming spunk enhanced her sensations until she was nearly blacking out. She swore she only felt like this one other time…

In a brief moment of lucidity, she looked around to see that they’d all tapped into their rainbow power! The pumpkin was glowing too, and with each stream of spooge, some of which shot out opposing eyes and noses and mouths in the pumpkin, it only glowed brighter.

A sudden flash knocked Twilight and the rest of the girls down to the ground as the pumpkin, now a pure mass of white light, spun rapidly. It spun and spun until with a bright pop! it was no longer a pumpkin. Before them stood a bipedal figure who was tall enough to reach the ceiling, with patchwork clothes, thick root limbs, and a pumpkin head that seemed to have a perpetual smile on its face.

“Happy Birthday!” it shouted, pulling out a moth eaten top hat and a corncob pipe. A pipe which it was now blowing slimy white bubbles from.

“W- what are you?” Fluttershy asked, too awestruck for her anxiety to silence her.

“Well I’m the Great Pumpkin! You all helped bring me into existence with the magic of friendship with benefits!” He pointed at Rainbow Dash, “You were the vision—” he then gestured to the rest of the girls, “—and you were the dental! Now I’m fully insured and ready to take on the world!”

He took large booming steps over to the stairs. Just as he was about to walk down, he turned to face them, “Before I go, please, take a token of my gratitude for birthing me.” He waved his hands and buckets of candy appeared in an explosion of sparkles before each of the girls.

“Goodbye!” He stomped his way down the stairs, the building shook with each step. Soon, the screams of many could be heard as the Great Pumpkin had entered Sugarcube Corner.

Ignoring the rapidly spreading town panic, Twilight examined her candy.

“Why is it all Pineapple flavored?”