The Super Mega Awesome Shit Troll Fic!!!
At first, there was the Void.
Invalid in the sense that there is nothing. Null to anyone, anypony, any Changeling, any Yak, any Hippogriff, any Griffin, or any creature in the world. Revoked in the sense that there is no light or objects it can bounce off of. Space, which is both what it is and what it has. Blank because there is absolutely nothing there, not even stars.
Then, there was a 'Creator'. Or there was a pony sized rock, which clinked onto another pony sized rock, fusing two of it's essences together while also spreading it far and wide. Thus, with the smothering of the two pony shaped heads of the pony shaped rocks, literally their heads, not their heads of their genitals, the bacteria came together to form one, the first bacteria.
But, the creator also created something in the Void. It was known as... Queen Princess Darkness Violet Blood.
Or, for the other way of the world, it was suddenly 2011, October 9th and no it did just randomly spawn to that time but everyone just called it 4,600,000,000 B.C.
The creature was an alicorn. It's wings were the first, normal, pegasus'. It's horn was a normal, unicorn's size. It's body was a normal, earth ponies, or of that one Gypsy's. It was physically a she, with it's great pussy, giant but tiny utters and black skin.
It's eyes were an un-ironic teal, with it's face always having narrowed eyes.
Her mane was much different as well. It was like a pony named Flitter, yeah her bangs that swooped over, but with it much more messy, being a dark purple, with teal, green and blue dark streaks.
She would be put to be related to everypony. On one half of the theories, this would be correct. On the other half of the theories...this would be weird.
The 'creator' decided to then put her into the world, right Infront of a certain Tree House, Golden Oak Library.
Or, it is just that she's been born there, right on the streets, and had always lived there.
It was a mystery as to why the pony, or alicorn...was there.
Everypony stared at her, seeing that she was much darker than they all were. Just like a certain somepony had been all those years ago.
But, only the mare's knew this.
Aloe and Lotus would stare at the...Princess, just like she was a freak show, but then look worriedly to each other as they went to their job.
Apple Cobbler, a regular party goer and member of the apple family, actually walked up to the mare. She genuinely wondered if she had cake, since all Royalty had cake. Then she started at her ass. It was a dark moon.
The pony jumped up in fear, giving a silent scream, before running off.
Cheerilee, a new teacher in town, walked up to the mare.
"Hello Ms.! What might your name be?" asked the chipper earth pony.
The dark mare picked her head up and closed her eyes.
"Queen Princess Darkness Violet Blood."
Cheerilee looked for a second, but ignored her impulses, "Ah! What a wonderful name. Say, would you mind if I took some pictures of you? I'm a beginning teacher a-"
The mare took her black forearm, and put it around the school teachers throat, then to her shoulder, pushing her into a side hug.
"I will remember this, Cheerilee. I'll remember ALL of it."
"Yeah well whatever, freak."
The teacher pushed off of the alicorn, who did let her grasp go easily. Then she started to quickly whip out the camera, taking pictures all about.
"I'd love to suck on your tits, but it seems like I can't now so, bye."
The mare turned around, off to do school work today.
The Blood kept that as a mental note for later.
Another pink mare passed her, this time being a much hotter pink, with an even brighter yellow mane.
Violet turned to her side, gleefully showing off her cutiemark.
The mares mouth went agape, and she started to sprint off in the direction she was going.
Next, a couple came past them. Or, what seemed to be a couple.
It was a brown stallion, looking rather formal all except for his spiky slick back mane, and a grey pegasus, with blonde hair and one lazy eye.
The stallion payed little to no attention to her, whereas at the last second, the mare did. She pointed a hoof behind her.
"Wait! Doctor Wait! That's- Dats-"
"Who are you talking about, Derpy?" He asked his friend as her turned around.
"That's Nightmare Moon! There!!!"
"...who is this, Nightmare Moon you speak of?" He said, starting to Trot' off again.
Next, another couple came past her. But, the minty colored unicorn came up.
"...Hmm... You feel, different. Did you just get birthed here, by any chance?"
The alicorn smacked her across the face.
"Speak to me right, peasant!"
She covered her cheek in pain, "Ow...well I would if you told me your name!"
"Queen Princess Darkness Violet Blood! One of you commoner peasants already asked me this! Didn't she spread the news?"
"What are you talking about? Also, Princess?... You surely don't act like royalty."
Bon Bon then put her hoof to her girlfriends shoulder, "Lyra, c'mon, let's get out of here, I don't think she's going to listen to you."
"But she says she's a Princess! Like, what kind of joke is this? Shouldn't she be in a Castle right now?"
"Lyra, honey, let's go. Now."
"Fine."
The couple then proceeded to walk away, leaving the black alicorn in the middle of the street.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU COMMONER FOOLS!" She childishly chuckled, looking at everypony else that was in the square.
There is what seemed to be the town drunk, or what her rather little mindset told herself the mare was, a group of ponies holding flowers, probably ALL lesbians, and a pony that truly stuck out.
She was orange, with a brighter orange mane than her skin, and her eyes were green, somehow matching what she wanted. The alicorn licked her lips.
She started to strut, following the mare down the lane.
