The Hearth's Warming Deal

The rest of their little outing ends with not much fanfare. When they did remember that a time wasn't set to pick up Pinkie's Party Cannon, turns out the mare was a few steps ahead of them and had already dropped it off. They went back home. They found Starlight and Spike in the library playing a board game. The two snuck off, what that means is that Twilight grabbed Justin by his shirt and pulled him back to their bedroom. Wherein a whole month's of arousal has manifested. Now the man finds himself buried deep in his mare. He wasn't complaining, in fact he is relishing in the feel of her walls clamping down on his shaft.

As of right now, their lips are locked in a passionate kiss while Twilight is rolling her hips against his. The position itself is much like the mare, unorthodox in a manner. They both were sitting up with legs wrapped around one another. The man has an arm snaked around her lower back to keep her close to him. He thinks she got the idea from a book to heard about it somewhere, he really doesn't remember. Everything is just a pleasant haze up until the alicorn breaks the kiss to let out a rather loud scream while she shudders and clings to her husband. Thankfully the room has a soundproof enchantment. Unfortunately not so for his ears.

This was only to beginning to a long night.

Sunlight invades the bedroom, somehow managing to nail the human right in his eyes and rudely rousing him from his sleep. He groggily and quietly groans out while coming out of a stupor laden with stick groins, a layer of sweat, and the smell of sex just infesting the room. Blankets and sheets barely cling to the bed as a result of his battle with alicorn libido. They have definitely seen better days. Justin rubs the sleep out of his eyes after sitting up and gazes at the rest of the room, finding everything still in place since they didn't leave the bed last night. Satisfied to find everything mostly in order, he leans over to kiss his sleeping wife on the cheek and gently rolls out of bed to start his day. He has a cannon he gets to fire!

Twilight wakes up to an empty, but half made bed with a spare pillow and bunched up bundle of blankets in her grasp. She takes a moment to bury her face into the soft masses, taking in the scent they hold. Then a rumble shook the room around her along with the bed she laid on. Despite the interruption, Twilight still slowly opens her eyes with a smile. Almost impressed he managed to find the energy after last night.

Getting an early start?

Always. And good morning.

Twilight makes her way into the kitchen as another distant boom reaches her ears. Justin's been blasting the larger rooms of the castle first, slowly making his way towards the front door. The alicorn made herself a small breakfast to eat and takes it with her to the study. She hasn't seen Spike or Starlight yet, though she has a hunch she knows where that unicorn is. She takes a seat with a book and her breakfast in hand. She figures he's going to be at it for a few hours before he finds her. Not that he needs to find her since their shared bond makes them able to go right where the other is no matter what.

Her plate is empty and he's still going at it. The once distant ka-booms are now closer and louder. Twilight sighs and get up, taking her plate with her back to the kitchen. As if waiting for her to deposit her dishes in to the sink, knocking starts at the door. Her ears perk up and head swivels with laden curiosity at who could be knocking at this hour. A quick check of the clock yields that it's almost noon. She promptly makes her way to the double doors. On the other side is Rainbow Dash, that's kind of surprising for the athlete to just drop by.

"Heya Twilight." She begins. "I heard ya both are back from your guys' trip. Have you seen the Big Guy?"

"Oh, yes. He's-"

*KRAKOOM*

Another boom, this time close and loud enough to shake the very foundation of the foyer to the point that a vase fall of its' table. Twilight absently and swiftly catches the vase, placing it back on the surface. it belongs to. Dash's eye widen while the alicorn doesn't even seem phased. Instead she just smiles at her.

"Would you like to come in?" Twilight sweetly asks.

Some Hours Earlier

Justin is tapping the pads of his fingers together as he stares at the borrowed Party Cannon in the main room. He is thankful Pinkie plans way ahead for things, even if they might not happen. She went as far as to load him up with plenty of Hearth's Warming decorations (something he isn't going to question.) and a note that reads 'PULL ME' in bold crayon taped next to the drawstring. Man, does he adore that lovable pink pony of parties. He was more than ready to fire this thing, but he felt like he should share it with someone. Twilight wasn't a huge fan of loud noises, so a different pony comes to mind.

"Psst. Starlight." A low whisper reaches her ears.

The unicorn lets out a low groan while she turns over away from the voice. Keeping her eyes tightly shut while trying to bury herself more in to the warm comfort of her covers. She's been up for longer than she'd care to admit and has been trying to get back to sleep. Then comes a gentle nip to the ear with some sharp teeth that causes a small smile to cross her lips. Only one pony she knows would use his canines in a way she likes. Starlight turns back over with a groggy look in her eyes as she spies the man kneeling next to her bed.

"Hey you."

"Hey, wanna go fire the Party Cannon with me?" He simply asks.

If she wasn't awake before, Starlight is now. The unicorn's smile grow while she sits up, her blanket shift down to reveal that she is sleeping in the nude. Justin isn't too phased by this as he just stands up with his own grin. Starlight wasn't going to pass up an opportunity to spend time with her favorite human. She moves to the edge of the bed and stands into a large stretch. It was part show for the man and part to get her more awake as some joints pop. He was sure to enjoy the eye candy she offered.

"I'll wait for you in the hall, Star." Justin informs her before walking out.

"Sure thing, babe."

Once Starlight and Justin meet back up, they stand at the door to one of larger rooms. Both are pretty sure it's an office seems as how they both never have really explored the entire castle yet. They did waste no time in loading up the party cannon and get it aimed at the door. Starlight is ready to open the door, but she seems a bit hesitant. Her eyes meet his as he stands there, ready to pull the rope and fire.

"Are you sure this won't wake anypony else up?" Starlight shifts her eight on her hooves.

"Well, I had breakfast with Spike and he's doing something with Gabby today and Twi's room is soundproofed to hell n back." A casual reply, almost too casual. "I'd say no."

"Why is Twilight's room soundproof?"

Justin just gave her an expectant look. "Ever had an alicorn almost blow your eardrums out?"

The unicorn shakes her head a small blush forming on her cheeks.

"Good. You don't want to."

Starlight's blush only grows darker at the startling revelation that one of her own herd mates has a kinky side deeper than she wanted to think about. She already knew that once that alicorn was in the mood, the man often disappeared with her. Also often times would find her friend in a daze or maybe walking a bit strange for a while. Sometimes she'd find Justin out of it or burned somewhere, but now she knows why sometimes he couldn't hear anything. Whether she wanted to or not.

She shakes herself out of the shellshock she finds herself in to look at the man, "Ready?"

"Ready!" He exclaims.

The unicorn whips the door open and the following explosion as a result of the man pulling the rope. The sound wasn't as loud as they were expecting, but the kick was more than enough to knock Justin on his ass. Starlight didn't see it since she was hiding behind the door, mostly to protect herself from getting blasted. The man, however, finds himself on the floor with his chest pinned between a cannon and the wall.

Getting an early start?

Always. And good morning.

"Fuck me, that has some kick to it." Justin groans out as he slowly pushes the cannon away to get up.

"Oh goodness!" Starlight finally looks beyond the door after hearing his comment and moves to help him up. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, been through a lot worse than a cannon knocking me over like a bowling pin." He takes her hand to be pulled up by her. "I wanna look at that room."

Starlight just nods and joins him in gazing at the room. The wonderous marvel of an item they possessed has impeccable aim when it comes to decorating. Paper snowflakes adorn the walls while streamers in the form of icicles hang from the ceiling, even a few knick-knacks adorn empty spaces on surfaces. Somehow there was even a snowglobe on the desk in the perfect position. Justin lets out a whistle while placing a palm on the small of the unicorn's back.

"Pinkie really knows how to build a good cannon." He comments, still impressed with the room. "I mean, look at this room!"

Starlight nods in agreement before a thought catches her. "Say, how did you get Pinkie to let you borrow her cannon?"

"I made a deal with her to throw a Pinkie-level party for Hearth's Warming." The answer is almost too casual that it makes Starlight a little suspicious.

"And you think you can do it?" She hazards.

"Absolutely not." Now that takes her off guard. "But I'm going to have fun putting it together."

The two spend longer than a good few hours just blasting rooms, halls, and whatever space they can get the cannon to reach. Starlight also took some opportunities for privacy in between some of the rooms to give her human some more eye candy which in turn scores her some long-awaited rutting. After a particular nasty shot as a result of them maybe sort of overloading the Party Cannon and maybe sort of nearly blowing their eardrums out, the entire dining room their in rumbles to the very foundation. Nothing says they couldn't and nothing says it didn't handle it well. As it turns out, the cannon handled it better then expected and still got the entire room decorated.

Rainbow is here to see you Twilight's voice rings out in his head.

Damn, is the entire Harmony Herd coming out to see lil ol me?

Please don't call it that.

Why? It has a ring to it.

Just... get over here please.

Be there in a few, love.

Justin sighs a bit in content, he feels that he's seen way more the castle than he originally knows. He also got to decorate more rooms than he expected to while at it. They both learned that their home is way larger than they thought, despite how it looks form the outside it feels bigger on the inside. The man places his hands on his hips with a small smile and looks over at Starlight, whom of which was firing the cannon this time around. She just grins back at him.

"The bookworm says we got a visitor. We should probably go say hi." Justin tells her as he walks up. "Get this thing put away too."

"Well, Big Guy, how about one more round for the road?" Whatever deity above better help this man.

Twilight and Rainbow are both sitting in the castle's study, sipping on hot cocoa while they wait for their human. The girls made small talk with some catching up on what happened while the couple was abroad. Rainbow did try to coerce Twilight to divulge if the princess did the deed on foreign soil. The alicorn did deny it, but the pegasus wasn't buying it. Because the Wonderbolt mare wasn't buying it, she continues to push for answers.

"Oh, c'mon egghead!" Rainbow starts as she sets her mug on the table next to the couch. "You can tell me if you two got down n dirty in Griffonstone! You know most us had our shot with him!"

"We didn't, that isn't something I'd lie about!" Twilight tries to defend herself.

"But you would tell us if you did get a good fucking from him, right?" The turning of the statement causes Twilight to go crimson in the face as years of his lingo bubbles up in the athlete.

"Oh come on, Hotshot, hasn't she had enough?" Twilights savior comes in the form of said human who had apparently been listening to them. A smirk on his lips as he leans against the door. "Twily is telling the truth, we both were on our best behavior."

"Lame." Rainbow grunts and points at Justin. "Anyway, you, me, let's go jogging."

"Right now?" The cyan mare just nods at him. "That's all you wanted?"

"Of course not, dude! I ain't seen ya in forever! Might as well spend some time with ya."