So, Twily, seems you've just been visited. By a bunch of murderous alien monstrosities that call a moon-sized biomechanical sphere home. Who've abducted you and want to do some truly horrific things to you. But don't worry! This inappropriately upbeat, inexplicably specific, admittedly somewhat lemony guide is here to guide you through every nightmarish, horror-laden step of the way!

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