You, a normal, neurotypical, harmless pony, are going to frolic and hug everycreature that you meet. There will be problems in your new, old, gray city in this turbulent world. Some wrong decisions were made, lights, faces blur, conversations turn to static. Lucky you, the red healthcare is free. Waking up in a confusing, large, complex, and interconnected mess, you won’t make sense of it alone.

You better start making some friends.

This Disco Elysian, brainrotten, anti-thriller story is based in the Equestria at War world with some deviations and liberties from my side. I have written it episodically with no real larger plan at first, for that reason some aspects might be worthless and disconnected. Then again, this is slice of life, things just happen. Maybe you'll like it.

No prior knowledge of anything is needed.

The story is a little bit gay.

Also, give me your most hurtful and meanest critiques.

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything yadda yadda … the usual. Who cares? I own this story. What is Hasbro going to do? Send the Ponytons?

Wait…

I threw the cover art together. The OG