
Long Road to Friendship Abridged
The Elements of Harmony are forcing Sunset to be a better person. Sunset has objections.
Once upon a time, Sunset Shimmer was a terrible person. Then a pretty purple princess punched her with a rainbow.
She didn't get better.
Now she's stuck in a redemption story. Only she doesn't want to be redeemed. And it's barely a story. Can Sunset survive this satirical retelling of her rise from the ashes?
Well, she doesn't really have a choice.
This is a parody. If you haven't read the original, read that first. It's marginally better than this.
Cover art customized by Amber Spark
I regret nothing!




8450 words: Estimated 42 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- 1. This is a Cash Cow, and We're Gonna Milk It 2023-11-22 06:15:02 UTC1745
- 2. No Puppies Were Harmed in the Making of this Terrible Fic 2023-11-22 06:16:26 UTC1905
- 3. Comedy is Easy. Writing is Much, Much Harder 2023-11-22 06:17:49 UTC2418
- 4. Where's the Plot? It Got Eaten by the Shark We Jumped 2023-11-22 06:19:07 UTC2382