As the first human in Equestria, Anonymous enjoys a life of luxury and constant pleasure. Day and night, Twilight Sparkle’s virile and inexhaustable boytoy makes sweet love to her and her famous friends. It’s the best life you can possibly imagine...

Unfortunately, it’s not yours. You are the second human in Equestria.

As such, your task is to service Ponyville’s background ponies, the many mares who aren’t famous enough to warrant Anonymous’ amorous attention. It’s not so bad... after all, today you’re on your way to the home of Derpy Hooves, the cutest MILF in town. You’re looking forward to a memorable day of passion with the bounteous pegasus, but why has Anonymous started walking alongside you? He’s surely not going to Derpy’s house, too... is he?

Is he?

A silly comedy clopfic featuring meta humour, male jealousy, double penetration, massive mommy milkers, intense emotions, and a well deserved threeway for one needy mailmare.

Cover is by coldbloodedtwilight, 3218462 on derpi.