Chapters Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
Such heroic Nonsense
Equestria has been split by civil war. The two princesses have divided over who should have the right to rule. Over time Celestria and her Celestrial army have been forced out of Canterlot and Luna now has control. With her force of Shadowbolts she holds the capital with an iron hoof. Celestria has set up bases. At two of Caterlot's out lying towns waiting for the time to strike. There I also the newly built Celestial city, which has become a strongold for the Celestian forces..
Chapter 1
But our story begins far away on the edge of the zebra republic . The zebras were all going about their daily business of trading and buying in the many markets. Fillies and foals were playing in the streets with their fiends and the bright sun was high in the sky. Slowly the clouds above began to darken and grow. Soon the dark clouds had engulfed the sun and the Town was swept in darkness. The mayor of the town was having his lunch of herbal tea and biscuits when suddenly there was a heavy rummbling through the ground which knocked his cup to the floor with a smash. He looked out the window just in time to see a talon come out of the clouds and start to rip into the ground below. A building crumbled under the Talon and the Zebra's were swept up in its wrath.
The Mayor shouted to his assistant.
Outside Canterlot, in Celestrial Base 1
COUNTDOWN COMMENCING IN 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. BLAST OFF!
With that Shinning armour hit the booster button and the airship launched into the Evening sky. Princess Celestia looked on hopefully and the Ship move out of sight. "Now all we need is a little energy and a lot of luck." High above a Small Shadowbolt flew away back to Canterlot. She grinned a evil grin, knowing her mission was a success.
Shinning Armour's ship was now cruising north to celestial city. Everypony was at their stations and were settling into the cruise. whensuddenly they felt a deep thud behind them and then with a tearing of metal and wire, the side of the ship was blown open. Princess Luna pushed trough the tangle of wreckage with Shadowbolts behind her. The Royal Guard turned around and called out.
But Luna didn't move an inch. She just fired shot after shot which sent the two ponies falling down with burning holes in the chest and legs. Luna walked forward and surveyed the destruction with a smile.
And the ship headed to the city.
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
One shall stand one shall fall
Chapter 2
Down next to the lake Derpy and Applebloom were sat with a big picnic which mostly had muffins along with some apple tarts, apple fritters, apple pie and apple cobbler. Derpy looked over at the Young filly and smiled.
"Hey Derpy, a ships coming in. Lets watch it land.” With that pulled on he saddlebag she ran off towards the hills. Derpy rolled her eyes.
Rainbow dash was busy with Thunderwing and Blossom-forth putting barriers on the road, to stop ponies going up the mountain. She was being picky on the positioning and was starting to irritate the two Pegasi.
A Large Pegasi stallion Shadowbolt landed in front of her holding a beam rifle. Derpy shut her eyes for the blast but all she herd was a loud thump and the sound of the blast. At the last second Rainbow Dash had head butted the Shadowbolt in the chest and caused him to throw his aim. The blast went over Derpy's head and hit a low flying Shadowbolt mare. Rainbow dash landed in front of the two with a stern look and all Derpy could do was grinn.
Rarity was looking at the advancing Lunarians through the telescope and turned to talk to Twilight who came galloping up with Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo, behind her.
"Pinkie, you and Fluttershy! transform the city!"
Pinkie looked confused. "Twilight. This sounds like transformers to me"
"What in Equestria are Transformers Pinkie?" Twilight was even more confused.
"Never mind. Come on Fluttershy" she bounced off dodging laser blasts as she went.
"Rarity. Tell Octavia and Vinyl to contact Celestia for re-enforcements" Rarity saluted and ran for the comms tower.
Suddenly Twilight felt something pull on her tale. She turned around an looked into the big eyes of Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo.
Pinkie and Fluttershy were almost at the transformation centre.
All over, Celestians were manning their positions at the turrets and started to return fire. Sending Lunarians scattering. Celestrial city was designed to withstand an attack and the citadel could take a lot of punishment. Several ponies ran through the gate house and closed the doors, just as Luna fired several shots at them. But their was no damage. She shouted loudly! "breach their Defences!" Two mare Shadowbolts with cutting gear flew down and started to cut through the door with glowing torches.
Derpy and Rainbow dash saw the hole in the gate and also saw the Shadowbolts. Rainbow shouted over to Derpy.
Up in on of the highest towers, Vinyl scratch and Octavia were busy at work. As Vinyl was aiming her twin lasers, Octavia was calling out targets and adjusting the aim. Two Shadowbolts got close and one was blown to pieces. Vinyl punched air with her hoof.
"PRINCESS CELESTIA, DO YOU READ ME. LUNAS FORCES ARE BLITZING CELESTIAL CITY WE ARE REALLY TAKING A POUNDING. DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN HOLD OUT."
Luna saw the dish glowing on the tower and acted quickly.
Everywhere the battle raged with the citadel holding strong with it's heavy defences. The Cutie mark crusaders now rejoined were running every where passing new power cells for the ponies blasters but it seemed to be a loosing fight. Up in the cannon turret, Pinkie was trying to push a huge Party cannon into position. Fluttershy was pulling the body of Lyra who unknown to her, had passed away minutes ago into the room.
In the Cockpit, Princess Celestia was standing behind The pilots Fancy-pants and Fluer de Lis. She turned around to speak to the Ponies in the back.
Celestia's ship had finally landed at the dock and re-enforcements were sweeping into the city. She looked out over the ruins and saw that Luna had reformed and was charging again for the Citadel and Victory. Celestia spoke to her self in a soft tone.
Inside the citadel on the upper level Luna stood. She turned around at the sound of hooves, to look strait onto the eyes of her sister.
Down below the ponies were watching the clash of these two titans who seemed to be evenly matched. Derpy suddenly ran for the stair with a resolute look on her face. "I have to help Celestia!"
Rainbow Dash tried to stop her.
Back above Luna had got hold of a long metal shard and with great speed she threw it at her sister, where it found it's mark. Celestia cried out in pain as she looked down at the wound, which was staining her white coat red. Luna lunged at her to Finish the fight, but Celestia gave her a powerful right hoof under her jaw and sent Luna crashing backwards.
The battle was over and even though they had won the day. The death of so many ponies gave everypony the bitter taste of defeat in their mouths.
Then they herd Derpy cry out. "MEDIC, MEDIC QUICK. THE PRINCESS IN DYING!
End of Chapter 2
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
Here's a Hint
Chapter 3
Down in the medical bay, Fluttershy and Nurse Redheart were examining their princess who was lying down on the table, unable to move. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Derpy and Pinkie who had the three little fillies huddled around her for comfort. Fluttershy and Redheart looked at the eight ponies with grim expressions on their faces. Nurse Redheart spoke up.
Meanwhile far away inside the dark cloud. A Television had been spawned into existence with a image showing the Element of unity being revealed and given to Twilight Sparkle. There was a deep rumbling, then the cloud gave out a terrifying roar of anger.
A long way from Celestrial city the Stolen Skyship was beginning to lose hight. It had taken a lot of damage during the Lunarians Escape and the were getting close to falling thought the cloud cover. The pilot turned on the PA system to talk to the Shadowbolts in the rear.
Outside on the clouds, Luna and her dozen Shadowbolts lay unable to move. They were too weak and tired. It felt like an eternity passed for them as the floated away. Luna looked ahead and saw a huge storm cloud getting closer and closer. She closed her eyes and suddenly heard a low deep voice.
The next six were finishing their transformation as well. Theirs wore suits of light purple armour with silver lightning streaks. And on their Heads they wore purple helmets with a moon for a crest. The were lead by a larger mare with a silver and purple mane.
In Canterlot Castle's great hall, banners with Blackstar's cutie mark hung from every window and the room was filled with Shadowbolts watching the Coronation of Blackstar as king of the Lunarians. At the front of the hall stood Blackstar with four of the largest Shadowbolts with pistols at his flanks, just in case somepony decided to try anything funny. Blackstar's outfit was gaudy to say the least. He wore a long black cloak it red lining and on his hoofs were black boots with obsidian crystals in the front. His taste in style would had made Rarity cry out in horror. He stood there with his patience wearing thin.
She now had her army and now the Celestians were going suffer ten fold for her defeat as Luna. Outside the city the Discords Clouds were heading strait for the first Celestian base.
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
Twilight Sparkle is mine!
Chapter Four
Inside the base, Big Macintosh and Cheerilee felt the ground beneath them start to rumble and shake. Cheerilee looked out the window at the huge clouds which had stopped right above them.
Up in Vinyl and Octavia's tower in Celestrial city, they were trying to put their communications back together. Vinyl was getting frustrated at the slow going of the work.
Back at the base the two ponies were busy plugging wires from the console into sockets in the far wall.
"5" Claw started to rip the base and pull it inside.
"3-2-1" Kaboom. The explosion vaporised the base and hid the cloud in fire and smoke. Their little ship shook from the blast and the two ponies looked at each over with faces of joy.
Necro-Moon watched the destruction from great hall and Her mane began to flow around her in anger.
At Celestrial city their was a flurry of activity as the two remaining Skyships were being loaded with equipment. Everypony was carrying crates of everything and anything they would need. Twilight came from the command centre with Rarity and Rainbow Dash to meet with the others.
Pinkie had Applebloom riding on her back as they reached the second Ship.
On Twilight's ship they watched as their friends fell to their deaths. Rarity looked up from the radar.
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
Derpy was starting to come around from the crash. The last thing she remembered was the ship breaking in two and sliding down the mountain. She felt a cold breeze across her face and as she opened her eyes she noticed that the cockpit was full of snow and debris. She looked around and could see no sign of Rainbow Dash. As she stood up the ship groaned under her hoofs. It was obvious that it wasn't going to last much longer. She had to find the others.
Meanwhile
Rainbow Dash started to come around. She felt a warm feeling flowing through her. As she opened her eyes she saw a fire had been started and that she was inside a cave. Derpy sat on the opposite Side, eating a field ration. Rainbow felt her wing and found that all the Shards had been pulled out and a small set of plasters were all that were left.
Rainbow dash and Derpy were pushed thought a hole in the cliff and found themselves inside a the hive. Cocoons hung from the ceiling and the walls were full of infant Changeling's. They reached a large open cavern with a great pit in the centre. Derpy looked over at a large Changeling sitting on a black throne. He was a huge with a long back horn and sharp fangs. He had the same colour hair as Queen Chrysalis but it was tied behind his head. In front of him on a platform jutting out over the pit was a Zebra which Rainbow dash and Derpy never seen before. A changeling in front of him spoke loudly.
Outside of Canterlot, Necro-moon stood at the bow of her Ship looking strait into the dark cloud that was Discord. She was angry at the pain she had suffered for her success.
Soarin was high in the sky, scouting out the path ahead. They had seen no pony since they had left the wreak of the stern section. He came down and landed in front of the others.
Out in the Junklands, Twilight and her friends were making progress on the ships repairs. Twilight was walking around with a list hovering in front of her as she checked the work.
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
you check in but you don't check out
Inside the cavern Rainbow Dash and Derpy stood in front of Emperor Thorax waiting their judgement. The changeling prosecutor in front of them stamped his hoof to gain silence.
Out in the Junklands Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applebloom came out of their shelter to find Twilight Sparkle lying on the ground. Fluttershy checked her for a pulse and found one. Very weak and faint. Without medical assistance she wouldn't last very long. All of them felt despair at their situation. Even Pinkies hair had gone strait and her coat had lost its glow.
"Don't look behind door number two, Monty" It's time to play End-of-the-line-my-valentine! Geroni-roni-doo-ron-ron-i-mo! Every pony scattered from the charging mixture of Gryphon's and ponies. Fluttershy took off and was chased by another pegasi and Gryphon. Rarity was chased by two Gryphon's as she darted around a corner. As they rounded the corner they slammed strait into a sheet of metal which was protruding from the side. Rarity has used her magic to pull it out and giggled in at how the trick had worked. But to her surprise they both got back to their feet. And the chase continued. She saw Pinkie pie and Applebloom ahead of her and called out.
Equestrians- A 1987 Transformers: The movie Parody
High in the sky outside Canterlot Discords clouds had grown dark and stormy. And standing in front of the great hole was Necro-moon, no longer afraid of this disembodied voice! She had the power and she would use it to make him do her bidding.
He was the size of the tallest mountains and his body was metal. Suddenly a deep booming voice came out of the motionless mouth.
From the horizon the two small ships came into range of Canterlot and the Giant Mecha Discord. The sight was beyond belief to all of them. Rainbow looked on grimly with Derpy next to her.
As they drew closer the Wonderbolts flew out to begin their attack. Discord turned to look at the two ships. He smiled for a second and then he belched a torrent of fire at the Junk ship. The Ship seemed to be withstanding the intense heat! Hookbeak smiled from the cockpit.
Applebloom came around from her fall. She herd the familiar voices of Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle behind her. But their was no pony else.
Derpy had fallen for what seemed an eternity. When she finally hit hard surface it was extremely dark. She looked around at the strange place. She looked over to a dark corner where she saw a blue jewel glowing.
Outside- Hookbeak's ship has been flying around Discord, causing him to stop his attack on Canterlot. They made pass after pass, firing their guns at any opening. Finally Discord loss his patients and grabbed the ship with his paw. He squeezed tightly so that it was being crushed with them inside. The all ducked down as the ceiling got lower and lower. Discord drew his arm back and threw the ship to the ground below.
Necro-moon walked in the dark chamber looking for her prey.
Derpy's body was glowing with a golden aura and the element was now around her neck. She felt her body start to change. Her neck and legs grew longer. She felt a horn starting to grown on her forehead and her wings getting larger. In her mind she heard a familiar voice.
Princess Hooves stood in the chamber alone and closed her eyes to concentrate her power with the element. The Necklace glowed brightly and she talked softly.
Discord, Necro-moon, all of their enemy's were gone. The surviving Sweeps, warriors and Shadowbolts had fled the city heading for the volcanic wastelands to the south.
Twilight and her friends walked into the centre of Ponyville. The town was much quieter than normal. Most of the shops were closed and houses shuttered. But life would soon return. Twilight reopened her library with spike. (who had evacuated with most of the other ponies when the war started.) Rarities beauty boutique was the first shop to be opened again and became a beacon for the other shop owners. Fluttershy returned to her cottage and her little friends. She had her seen enough war and wanted to forget what she had seen. Rainbow Dash went back to her job as weather pony and her midday nap time. Pinkie re opened Sugar cube corner And Applejack and her brother and sister went back to Sweet Apple Acres. They trees all needed tending and the barn and out building were in need of attention. But within a year life was back to normal.
THE END
