Naughty Nursery Tales!

by WhispersInTheDark

The Princess and the Penises...Part ONE!

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Wasn't that last story FUN?! Betcha didn't know how talented these fairytale creatures could be!

Hang on...weren't there more of you here earlier? And...what's that...sound...coming from the bathroom...? (gets up to check)

I hear...moaning...(opens door) Twist! You and Rumble get back in there and wait until I'm done telling my stories! What do you mean, "she's almost done?!" I...oh...well, have her suck faster; you two are holding us up!

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Feeling better? Can we go on now? (sigh) ...teenagers...


Once upon a time, in a fabled Kingdom in a faraway land, there lived an Unhappy Prince. His Father, the King, tried everything he could to try to cure his son's Unhappiness, but everything failed! His Father set him to various tasks to try and distract him from his melancholy, anything he and his advisors could think of. He sent him to fight monsters and rescue damsels in distress, hoping that a bit of heroism would allay his blues, but to no avail! He sent him on trips around the world, pointing out different wonders, but nothing could distract him. Finally, after a year of efforts, his Father gave up in despair and resolved that his son would never find Happiness.

Until, one stormy Summer night, there was a knock on the castle doors. The guards opened it, only to see a bedraggled, soaking-wet purple mare standing there, gazing up at them with BIG eyes. And a BIG chest! Not knowing what else to do, the guards ushered her inside and had her wait until they could alert the King's Head Butler. Annoyed with being awoken in the middle of the night for a seemingly common mare, the Butler threw on his robe and marched into the waiting area, where the mare stood shivering and soaking into the carpet, holding her arms around herself.

Upon seeing her, the Butler immediately took pity on her and brusquely commanded the guards to fetch her a towel and to stoke the fireplace higher. Once the guard returned with the towel, and she accepted it with a quiet, "...thank you..." he gave her a few moments to dry herself, then asked, "Who...are you, my dear? And what has brought you out in this dreadful weather?"

Using a corner of the towel to pat her face dry, she gazed up at the Butler with her Big eyes as she moved closer to the warmth of the fire and said, "I...I was driven away from my home...and have been wandering aimlessly ever since." Despite himself, the Butler couldn't keep his eyes off her shapely legs (which were hardly hidden by the extremely short skirt she was wearing!) as well as her prominent bosom, which was also revealed by her wet top! From the whispering of the guards, they'd also taken notice of her...attributes, which displeased their Superior.

"As you were, men!" he growled, as they snapped back to attention. Taking a softer tone, he then asked, "And...why were you driven from your home, dearest?"

She dropped her eyes and whispered, "Because...because of my...problem..." He smiled and made a hand gesture for her to continue. She looked up at him, then blushed and gazed into the fireplace. "I...I'd rather not say...." she stammered. "It's...quite...personal..."

The Butler beetled his brows and said, "Young Lady, this won't do at all! I cannot have you wandering the Castle without knowing all there is to know about you!"

At this, she blushed even harder, wrapped the soft, downy fabric around her head and shoulders, and said, "Y...Yes, my Lord...but...may I tell you and you alone?"

Still frowning, he nevertheless gave her a curt nod and leaned down. She walked slowly up to him, perched up on her tiptoes, and whispered in his ear. All the guards leaned forward, trying to hear, but at the same time, they all noticed the Butler's face turn several interesting colors. Once she was done, the Butler straightened up, cleared his throat, and announced, "Take her and her belongings up to one of the bedrooms, and set guards outside." Two of the nearest ones saluted and escorted her off, while the Butler watched her go, then turned and made a beeline for His Majesty's bedchamber.

The Solution to their Problem may have just walked in the front door.


The King sat back in his chair and released a huge sigh. Even though it was a Summer night, the air was overly chilly, so a fire had been built up in the fireplace and was burning merrily, and the logs crackled and popped. He turned and stared into the fire as his Butler waited patiently. Finally, he turned to him and said, "So...you think this one may be a true Princess?"

The Butler nodded. "There can be little doubt, My Liege. If what she's told me is the truth, we need only wait and see...and then...allow her access to your Son." The Butler cleared his throat and added, "If I may be so bold, Your Highness, I do not know why you did not consider this course of action before..."

The King looked sharply up at him. "Because, if you haven't noticed, there is a shortage of Princesses in the Land!" He frowned and continued with, "...and I will not have my only Son "dallying" with commoners!"

The Butler bowed and said, "Forgive my boldness, Your Highness...you are correct, of course."

The King smiled. "We have only to wait...and watch."


So for the next week or so, that is just what they did. And they were not disappointed!

The first reports came in when guards assigned to the new mare's room arrived after their shifts exhausted, but with dopey smiles on their faces! Then, it soon reached the Butler's ears that guards were fighting one another to be allowed to "watch" over the newcomer at night, with the matter only being resolved when SIX or more of them would take the shift, all with the same results!

Things came to a head one afternoon when two servants came out of her room one afternoon, one male, one female. The young maid came stumbling out, her mane and uniform completely undone, and with her happily mumbling, "I...I've never had an experience like that! That...that...was...incredible...!"

The male servant, a tall, willowy, skinny specimen, came slowly out on stiff legs with his eyes locked in a rictus stare. His mane and uniform were as equally in disarray as his female companion, and with thick hair sprouting out of his formally smooth chest he declared in a now deep, gravelly, hollow voice, "I like girls now..."

And that was when the Butler decided he needed to see to the matter...ahem..."personally"...so he took it upon himself to see if the rumors were true.

Hee HEE!!


The mare looked up at the knock on her door, and whispered, "...come in..." She smiled as she watched the older stallion enter her room and look around nervously. The room they'd chosen for her was one of the plusher ones, with the color red being predominant. The bed was a large, four-poster with a soft, thick quilt, sitting on a warm, fuzzy carpet that matched the red curtains. A large fireplace was set along one wall, with a fire crackling inside, along with two high-backed chairs facing the same. To the very back of the room were doors that led to the bathroom, where a large tub was arranged, big enough for several occupants, and within the room was a huge armoire where she'd placed all her garments, as well as a vanity with a mirror where she'd set all her makeup items.

With a half-lidded look, she raised herself up on one elbow on the bed. "Good evening, my Lord..." she purred, "...I was hoping you would visit me..."

He stopped, swallowed, and stared at her. She was wearing an alluring set of thigh-high fishnet stockings with a garter belt, as well as an enticing, skimpy brassiere that was fighting mightily to hold in her massive Breasts! The look was completed with her high heels and slutty makeup, which consisted of dark eyeshadow, eyeliner, and red lipstick on her wet, full lips that glistened in the dancing firelight.

She sliiiid off the bed and glided up to him, as he watched her with a frozen expression and a rapidly hardening member (Cock!). Running her delicate hands up his chest, she stared into his eyes and whispered, "...what would you like me to do for you, my Lord?" She slowly lowered her hands until they were over his crotch, forcing a gasp to escape his lips. At this, she dimpled and sank to her Knees. Taking her time, she undid his belt, then pulled his trousers down. His member (Cock! Keep up!) was straining against his silk boxers by now, so she softly rubbed it, causing it to throb, and then pulled them down as well. It sprang out and almost bopped her on the nose, and she went cross-eyed looking at it. "Oooo..." she breathed, "...looks like someone wants his Cock sucked..." She smiled up at him as she softly grabbed it with one delicate hand, then opened her mouth and ran her tongue all around the head. "Fortunately for you, my Lord..." as she closed her mouth around it and gave it a loving Suck, "...I am very good at pleasing throbbing, delicious cocks just, mmmph, like, mmmph, yours..." Then, she closed her eyes and concentrated on the task at hand, namely, bobbing her head up and down while sucking, licking, and slurping all around the meaty toy going in and out of her mouth and down her willing, velvet throat. She displayed No Gag Reflex as she effortlessly took him all the way into the back of her throat without choking while moaning with delight, as his Cock (Penis! Hee HEE!) became even more coated with her saliva and began to slide easier in and out, while her spit dripped off his Balls as they slap slap slapped against her chin, leaving a thick, moist trail that also oozed onto her boobs, while his moans began to match hers.

With a sultry look, she gazed up at him and took his cock out of her mouth only long enough to whisper, "...cum in my mouth, my Lord...I want to swallow every ounce of your tasty spunk..." then resumed sucking and slurping as she caressed his balls.

"You...are...certainly talented...my...dear!" moaned the Butler as he grabbed her by the head and began earnestly facefucking her. "I...haven't...had my...COCK...sucked...like this...uhhh...BEFORE!" After a few more grunts and thrusts, the old stallion threw back his head and ERUPTED into her mouth, as she smiled around her mouthful and gulped it all down!

She let him finish, then pulled back and allowed him to slide out of her mouth. "Mmm...very tasty, my Lord..." as she wiped her chin for any remaining Cum and licked it off her fingers. "So much came out of you...I think my Lord has been neglecting his daily suckings..." she whispered as she smiled sweetly up at him. She gave his dick a loving kiss and a lick, then said, "I would be happy to be your cumslave, if you so desire, my Lord..." But, he reluctantly shook his head.

"Alas, you are not intended for me, my child." He stood back and readjusted his robe as he added, "There is another here you are destined to meet, as you have proven your station beyond all doubt!" However, she leaned forward and lightly grasped his cock again under his robe, which made him gasp, then stroked him.

"This 'other,' of which you speak...is he as well-proportioned as thee?" she asked as she rose to her feet, but kept fondling him as she stared up into his eyes. But the Butler was finding it difficult to speak as his cock rose to attention once more. She stood on her tiptoes and kissed him, then grasped the lapels of his robe and pulled him back to the bed. Once there, she slid his robe off his shoulders, then pushed him down onto his back.

As she climbed on top of him and spread her legs over his waist, she moaned, "You have yet to see all my talents, my Lord." She lay hold of his cock with one hand and pointed it at her soaked entrance, then slid down onto it with a sigh. As she began bouncing on his lap, she breathed, "My Lord...is not leaving...until I have...drained you of every drop...then you can give your...report...to...this...'other!"


But, all was not well, for in the morning, as the Butler wearily raised his head at the sound of knocking on his door, he got stiffly out of bed and stumbled over to a chair, then croaked, "Come...come in..." As the door opened, there stood one of his most trusted guards, wearing an odd look on his face. The Butler frowned, then asked, "What is it? Is there...a problem?"

The guard shifted nervously, glanced over his shoulder, then said, "I...do not rightly know, my Lord." Stepping aside, he added, "See for yourself." The Butler's eyes grew wide as a stunning redheaded mare was revealed! She was just as small as the purple mare, but her breasts looked much, MUCH bigger! Wearing a sultry smile, she bounced into the Butler's room and bowed before him.

The Butler sat up. "Who...who are you, my dear?"

With her head still bowed, she answered, "I am the Princess Shimmer, and I have come to take my rightful place beside your Prince."

The Butler raised an eyebrow. "Princess Shimmer?" He exchanged a puzzled look with the guard and said, "Then why is it nopony has heard of you? The King and I have searched the lands for lo these many months, yet this is the first we've ever seen of you." As she was about to speak, he raised his hand and said, "Besides, there is already one who has proven herself to be a True Princess...to just about everypony in the Castle...and I was on my way this very morning to inform His Majesty that our search was over."

The newcomer dropped to her knees and implored, "Oh, but give me a chance to prove myself, my Lord! I am quite certain that my Talents are superior to any other...please allow me to prove it!"

The Butler silently regarded her for a few moments, then said, "Provide her a room on the other end of the Castle from our present guest...while I have a word with His Majesty."

"Thank you, Sire!" she exclaimed as she bounced to her feet and clapped her little hands. "I promise, you will not be disappointed!" The Butler frowned.

"We shall see."


Even taking into account the enormity of the Castle, and despite the staff's best efforts, it was inevitable the two mares would meet. The purple mare, once word reached her of the new arrival, immediately began searching for her. As the staff were under orders to keep the two apart, she received no help from any of them.

...at first...


The Captain of the Guard looked up sharply as the entrance to his private office slowly opened. "I said I was not to be disturbed!" he bellowed as he stood. "What is the meaning...of...this..." he trailed off as a hooded and cloaked figure entered his office. His hand strayed to a nearby sword as the figure came closer. "Who are you, and how did you get past my soldiers?" he growled. The stranger stopped, lifted its head, then pulled back its hood. His eyes grew wide. "You..."

The purple mare smiled. "Yes, Captain...me." She undid the clasp at her throat, letting the concealing cloak fall from her shoulders, and stood before him in nothing but a flimsy pink nightie, stockings, and heels. The Captain scowled as he put down his sword.

"Be off with you! I know why you're here, and you'll get no service from me! I know how you've been having your way with most of the staff, and I am immune to your...Erotic...Advances!" Indeed, the Captain had not "indulged" himself the entire time she'd been a guest of the Castle and His Majesty, viewing her as a possible threat and thinking it prudent to keep his head on straight by staying away from her.

But...he'd never been alone with her nor been more than a few yards close to her...so he'd never seen how intoxicating she could be. He swallowed as she smiled at him, then slowly made her way around his desk. "I...I told you to be gone! I..." but he was cut off as she placed a delicate, slender finger to his lips. She turned and looked briefly at the door as a spot on her forehead glowed, making the door swing shut, and he heard the tumblers fall into place and lock. She smiled back up at him as he stared down at her. "How...how did you do that?"

"I keep forgetting I'm among Earth ponies," she whispered. "I suppose it's been a long time since any of you have encountered one of we magic-wielders..." She ran her hands over his chest and then down his Massive Arms. "But you are all so...BIG...compared to us, it's no wonder...a normal mare of my kind would be split in two trying to take one of you on in bed..." She gazed back up at him. "Fortunately for you, I'm not a normal mare of my kind..." she purred. She ran a hand lightly over his cock as he stiffened, but did not pull away. Taking note of this, she gave his member a squeeze, then whispered, "I am very good at sucking a cock this size...would you like for me to show you?"

He slowly shook his head, then whispered back, "I...I am immune to your Charms, Temptress...b...b...be...gone..." His words belied his actions, for he soon grew to a full erection as she sank to her knees. "Wha...what are you doing...?" She smiled up at him.

"Your "friend" here seems to welcome me...maybe he'd like to come out and say 'hello?" She leaned forward and put her face in his crotch, then slowly rubbed her face back and forth while inhaling deeply. "...mmm...you smell wonderful...so virile and masculine!" She wrapped her lips around his cock through the fabric as she kept her eyes on his face, sucked on the Head briefly, then whispered, "Are you sure you wouldn't like to hold me down and shove this thing down my Throat?" She leaned back, opened her mouth wide, and waggled her wet tongue at him, then said, "I assure you there's room inside my Warm, Welcoming Mouth, Sire...I think you will love it..." Then she sat back on her haunches and said, "But, I won't force you to do anything you don't want to do...I will leave at once if that be your wish."

By now, his cock was so hard it was almost painful, as the struggle was visible on his face. "I...I'll tell you...nothing..." he finally managed through grit teeth.

She shook her head. "I don't want you to tell me anything, Sire..." as she slowly reached forward and unzipped his trousers, then undid his belt. She grasped the waistband and pulled them down along with his briefs, then gasped as his cock sprang out and nearly bopped her on her Nose! She took a moment to stare at it, then whispered, "I only want to suck your cock, my Master, and swallow your thick, hot Cum..." Cupping his balls with one tiny hand, she smiled up at him and said, "These feel like they have not been emptied in a long time...allow me to help you out..." As she cradled his Balls with one hand, she began long, slow strokes with the other, started leaving a trail of sweet kisses with her sultry red lipstick all over his Sac, and then ran her Hot, Wet Tongue up and down the shaft. A drop of pre oozed out of the tip, so she smiled and said, "Is that for me? Thank you, Master..." as she wrapped her lips around it and sucked it off. She closed her eyes, leaned her head back, and swallowed. "...mmm...so tasty!"

His legs had been shaking, and sweat formed on his brow as she'd been...getting his attention...but this last from her pushed him over the edge! Quickly kicking off his boots, he pulled his trousers all the down and stepped out of them, while she watched him with delight! Grabbing her roughly by the head, he straddled her face and growled, "Alright, slut! You want it? You'll have it! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!" She giggled and obeyed, opening her Mouth wide and sticking out her Tongue, then she grasped his dick and pointed it at her mouth. With a mighty cry, he PLUNGED his cock inside her mouth and down her throat, then grunted as he began thrusting wildly!

"Uh! Uh! Uh! Filthy...Slut! Take! My! Cock!!" The mare shivered and shook with ecstasy as she was being brutally facefucked, then reached up between his legs and grabbed his ass! She kept her needy expression up at his eyes as the 'GLRK! 'GLRK!' 'GLRK!' 'GLRK!' sound of his cock going in and out of her willing throat filled the room. The mare made no effort to hold back her moans, for she LOVED being dominated in this way!

Sweat was now rolling freely down his face as he kept up his merciless assault, then he closed his eyes as his pleasure grew and grew, until he growled again, saying, "Here...it...comes...you...dirty...Temptress! Ah! Ah! Ah!" With one last thrust, he buried his cock in her throat and yelled, "Now...TAKE IT!" as he shot his thick Spunk down her throat again and again, while his eyes rolled back, and she began happily gulping every Drop! Her hips bucked up and down as she came, moaning, "Mmmm! Mmmm! MMMMM!!" with each swallow!

He stood still as he shook from the force of his orgasm, then panting, he let go of her head and stepped back. One last spurt landed on her face as he freed his cock from her velvet throat, which she wiped with her fingers and licked them clean. She smiled up at him as he stood bent over, clutching his knees, still breathing hard from exertion, and said, "Did my Master enjoy himself? Because I certainly did..."

"I...I'll...still...tell you...nothing!" he managed. She grinned as she rose to her feet, lay down on his desk onto her elbows, then spread her legs and arched her back.

"There's no need for you to tell me anything, Sire...I already found out what I needed before I came for you..." He stared at her Shapely Ass, then met her gaze as she was smiling at him over her shoulder.

"Then...why did you come in here?"

She giggled as she shook her Ass at him, then said, "Because I wanted to have some "fun" with you!" She swayed her hips back and forth and added, "...and so you will give His Majesty a good report about me! Now, if you don't mind, I would still love to have some MORE "fun" with you..." Then she lay on his desk, pulled one asscheek apart with one hand, and with the other, she ran a finger teasingly over her ponut and whispered, "...here's a hot, tight place that hungers for that angry cock of yours..." She slid a finger inside herself and squeaked, "Ooo!" The Captain's eyes grew wide at her Erotic Display of Teasing while his cock quickly grew back to full hardness. He hesitated only for a moment, then grabbed her ass, spread one of her cheeks with one hand while pointing his cock at her Anus with the other, then slooooowly pushed forward until he was fully hilted. She sighed as her eyes rolled up and lolled out her tongue.

"I think...you and I...will be...GOOD...friends after this..." she panted as he began thrusting.

"Oh! Oh! OH!...Master..."