This isn't the best place to meet up like this!
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A Quickie with the Sheriff
This isn't the best place to meet up like this!
It was a regular, peaceful evening at Maretime Bay. Sheriff Hitch Trailblazer had closed his office and was doing some paperwork after hours. Sparky had already fallen asleep and was snoozing in his basket, while Hitch was working quietly a couple of feet away, careful to not wake him up.
"Ok, guess I can call it for today!" Hitch yawned after working a couple of hours and stood up from his chair. He glanced at Sparky's basket to check on him, smiling when he saw the baby dragon sleeping peacefully under the blanket. He was such a cute sight in his sleep!
Turning around Hitch walked away from the office and began making his way towards the restroom. Once Hitch got in there, he walked straight to the one of four urinals at the far left, straightening himself to lean against the wall.
He grabbed his lengthening member in his hoof and let it fly with a sigh of relief, as the stream of dark yellow urine splattered satisfyingly against the porcelain.
"Whew, I really should drain my bladder more often!" He thought to himself after noticing the darker hue of his urine, a sign of him having been holding it for too long, "And drink more water!"
However, for someone as busy as he was, he didn't always have the luxury of extra pee breaks. Being a sheriff was though, after all!
With the urine rhythmically pattering against the ceramic, Hitch just focused on the moment, not paying attention to his surroundings. He could only hear some hissing of the pipes on top the sounds he was making.
He whistled a song while going and soon finished his business, squeezing a couple of last dripples into the urinal.
"Ok, better hit the hay now!" Hitch sighed and shook himself to get the last clinging drops off.
"Yeah, baby! Shake it for the camera!"
Hitch suddenly jolted in surprise as he heard a feminine voice squealing in excitement. He wasn't alone in the bathroom!
"Wha-?! Who goes there?!" Hitch covered himself and turned towards the voice, "It's a violation of law to peep on the sheriff in the public bathroom!"
Focusing his gaze towards the direction of the voice, Hitch noticed a familiar face peaking from one of the bathroom stalls.
It was his friend Pipp Petals, pointing a phone towards him to record.
Hitch wasn't sure how to react - how long she had even been there!
"What the?! Pipp?!" Hitch exclaimed with a shocked expression, his penis shrinking down in shame and confusion, "What in Equestria are you doing in here? This is stallions' restroom, it's off-limits! And for Sparky's sake, put that phone away!"
"Hey, I'm not streaming!" Pipp protested, "It's just a clip. For personal use only!"
"Well, you still better delete that clip!" Hitch replied sternly, "I don't want my penis to go any more viral than it already has!
"Yeah, fine..." Pipp said defeated, "I guess this wasn't exactly the best place to wait for you then..."
"Huh? You were waiting for me?" Hitch was confused. Had she waited for him for long? "Why didn't you just come to my office? You know my doors ain't locked!"
"Yeah, I guess I should have, but..." Pipp explained and shrugged, "You know all those rumors and gossips on Ponygram? Ponies are shipping us, like for real! I didn't want to be seen visiting you so that they didn't have any fanfic fuel!"
"Shipping us?" Hitch didn't know what Pipp was talking about, "Why would they want to sent us away?"
"No! Not like that!" Pipp looked a little hysterical, "I mean, they're thinking we're a pair. Like, a romantic pair. A couple!"
"Oh?" Hitch still didn't know what was going on his friend's head, "Are we a couple?"
"Well, n-" Pipp started but then thought for a while before she went on, "I mean... Not yet... Not that I know, but... I just... I really wanted to meet you tonight!"
"You wanted?"
"Yeah. To thank you!" Pipp sighed and kept going, "You were so nice to me when I got sick and you tended to me. I kinda... Wanted to thank you for that!"
"Oh, OK then!" Hitch said in confusion, "I appreciate that, but... This place isn't the best kinda meeting spot!"
"Mm-hmm..." Pipp replied, looking down timidly. She looked nothing like the social butterfly she usually was, as if she was embarrassed of admitting something.
"I mean, don't mention it!" Hitch said confidently, "It's an honor to help damsels in need!"
He then saw Pipp shifting her legs inpatiently, as if telling him to hurry up.
"So ummm..." Hitch scratched his neck, "What exactly you wanted to meet me for?"
"For this!" Pipp replied and without a warning, she kissed Hitch in the cheek. He batted his eyelids for a moment, processing the whole thing in his mind.
"Oh, I get it now..." Hitch smirked, "Is that all you got?"
"You think so?" Pipp replied with bedroom eyes, proceeding to give Hitch another kiss, this time right in his lips. Hitch closed his eyes and returned the kiss, opening himself for Pipp to press against his body. He could feel her hoof trailing down to his croth and grab hold of his semi-flaccid penis, but he didn't mind. They moaned into each others mouths as Pipp masturbated her friend, and soon Hitch found himself pinned down to the bathroom floor with Pipp sitting on his lap, towering before him like the very Brighthouse she was living in.
"Ummm, are you sure you want this?" Hitch asked for confirmation as he felt Pipp's moist mare lips grinding against his shaft.
"Of course, silly! I want this!" Pipp replied and bit her lip, "Oh, your cock feels so warm!"
"I bet, but..." Hitch got a little nervous, "We're totally a couple if we have sex now! I thought you wanted to stay just friends!"
After that Hitch was caught off guard as Pipp's hooves grabbed him by the cheeks, pulling him closer to her face so that their snouts were touching each other.
"Yeah, just friends!" Pipp smirked, "With benefits!"
"Ok..." Hitch replied with a muffled voice and then slammed comically onto the floor when Pipp let go of him.
"I'm gonna put it in now!" Pipp lifted her tail up as she swayed her hips, making Hitch realize they didn't have any lubricant.
"Wait, are you skipping the foreplay?" He asked nervously, knowing way too well about his girth being able to cause some serious damage in mares' "tender spots", "it's kinda big you know!"
"Nah, too horny for that!" Pipp replied inpatiently, "I rubbed one out already but it's nothing compared to this!"
She grabbed Hitch's throbbing phallus and guided it towards her vaginal opening.
"You can go in dry! I'm gonna put it in now!"
"N-no! Wait!" Hitch called out one last time, but it was all in vain: Pipp slammed herself down on his lap, her eyes shooting open as she felt his cock spread her apart. She could only take a half of it into her pussy before it started to hurt. Luckily, it was a nice kind of hurt...
"Oh! My! GOSH!" Pipp gasped after regaining her senses, her voice huskier than she normally had, as if she was trying to imitate her sister, "It sure IS big!"
"Y-yeah... I tried to warn you..." Hitch peeped through his clenched teeth, "Man, you're tight!"
"Mmmmh, don't stop!" Pipp pleaded while she shifted her position, "F-FUCK ME, HITCH! Fuck me like the animal I am!"
"Woah, that's totally some Not Safe For Work language!" Hitch smirked and shifted his hips to get some more girth, "Ok, Pipp... I'm gonna fuck you now!"
He instantly cringed at his lame dirty talk, knowing he could do better than that. He closed his mouth and rammed himself deeper into Pipp, making her yelp in satisfaction.
Then he did again.
And again!
Soon he got into a good enough rhythm, pumping his massive erection as deep into Pipp's honey hole as he could. Wet slaps, Pipp's moaning and occasional grunts from Hitch echoed throughout the bathroom like a symphony of two young lovers.
"Mmmh! Aaah... Oh yeah, Hitch! I'm gonna cum!" Pipp gasped suddenly, tightening her legs around Hitch's waist. She started throwing her head around, making her mane shake out into a mess. "Mmmmmmh, ffffuck yes! YES! A-AAAAAHH!"
She ground her hips against Hitch's force as she climaxed, massaging her partner's cock from every side, trying to milk it like a cow's udder. She kept bouncing on Hitch's penis as it knocked on her cervix, almost piercing its way into her womb.
"Oh man, Pipp!" Hitch huffed as he couldn't take it any longer, "You want it inside or-?"
"Inside! Cum inside, Hitch! Do it!" Pipp moaned on the verge of another orgasm, "I'll think about it later! Do it in my pussy!"
"O-ok... 'cause here I go! GHHHHHHHH!!!" Hitch grunted loudly as he came, his cock spasming inside of Pipp's love canal as it shot loads of creamy semen into her womb, filling it to the brim in seconds.
"Ghoooosh, it's so warm! A-aaaah!" Pipp screamed while she came again, pulling herself of Hitch's member as it shot its one last rope of cum on her back. She collapsed on Hitch's chest while gasping for air, and soon they both needed a while to catch their breaths.
"Man, that was... Amazing!" Hitch was first to say anything in their afterglow, "You ok, Pipp?"
"Y-yeah! That was so hot, Hitch!" Pipp replied and kissed Hitch's snout, "Should we do this another time?"
"Why, of course!" Hitch looked at Pipp and smiled, "I'm totally in for that!"
"Oh, you sure are!"
Hitch and Pipp jolted as they heard a voice coming from the door. They turned their heads towards the voice, seeing Pipp's sister Zipp standing on the doorway with a smirk on her face.
"Um... H-hi, Zipp!" Hitch stammered, "This... Is not what it looks like!"
"Oh really?" Zipp replied and giggled, "Well, it sure looks like that to me! No need to be a detective to see that!"
"What are YOU doing here, Zipp?" Pipp asked her sister, "Weren't you supposed to go jogging?"
"I lied!" Zipp chuckeled, "I noticed you sneaking inside this building. And since you didn't return to the Brighthouse, I knew exactly where you were. So I back here to check on you, wanting to know what you were up to. Especially after hearing all those noises coming from here!"
"Oh no!" Hitch got shocked after realizing something, "Then Sparky must-"
"Sparky's fine!" Zipp reassured, "I gave him earmuffs. He didn't even notice a thing!"
"What a relief!" Hitch sighed, relieved that his baby dragon's innocence wasn't completely lost by their actions!
"Oh my, Pipp!" Zipp said while looking around the bathroom. She eyed the urinals and bathroom stalls for a while before turning her head towards her sister, "You chose a pretty weird place for sex, Pipp! Although it smells kinda nice in here! Not like sweat or piss or testosterone like I thought it would!"
"Hey, don't kink shame me!" Pipp rolled her eyes, not noticing Zipp walking closer, "As if you didn't have any weird-"
It was at that moment she noticed her, but it already was too late: Zipp grabbed her by the cheeks like she had done to Hitch and gave her a sloppy open mouth kiss, making Hitch's jaw drop in shock! His deflated cock sprung back up and was ready for war.
"It's rude not to share, you know..." Zipp stared Pipp deep into her eyes after breaking their kiss, a trail of saliva connecting their mouths. She then turned towards erected Hitch and licked her lips dry, "Ready for the round two?"
"Absolutely!" Hitch replied without blinking. Maybe he could postpone his sleeping for a couple of hours...
Screw it, an all-nighter it was!
-The End-
Author's Note
Since people like PippHitch, I gave it a try. I don't feel like those two could really be together, but they're a cute pair nevertheless. 
