Arranged Marriages at the Crystal Empire

by RainbowFucktory

WORSER WEDDING

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Twilight sat unmovingly at Rainbow Dashes grave, forcing herself not to cry as her eyes re-read the same name over and over. She understand FULLY WHY rainbow decided to commit suicide after seeing valdroxx naked but Twilight wished she could do what rainbow did.

However, deep down Twilight knew if she committed suicide everybody would've been happier, especially Rarity, and she didn't want that. She had to fight to stay alive and get revenge, however she could. "Oh Rainbow...today is me and Rarity's brothers wedding. I was hoping you'd get me out of it, but considering what happened to you I know it's too late."

Sitting up, Twilight felt the cold, raindrops splash against her mane, almost mocking her devastation to all that's happened. The only thing bringing her comfort now was the tiniest hope Cadence would finally get back to her, but the chance was so slim she dared to cling onto it.

As the rain worsened, Twilight lit up a prevention spell to keep herself dry, the pink aura covering her like a makeshift umbrella. Each step felt like a new pang of grief, and she was trying hard to move on. Shining Armor already faced deaths doorstep, it wasn't fair Rainbow was where he was.

"Please Celestia, or anypony out there, don't let this wedding happen." Twilight prayed, knowing it wouldn't do anything in the long run. "I want to be free." She sighed, unable to withstand the domestic abuse Rarity forced onto her and Fluttershy any longer.

"Twilight, after Rainbow killed herself I started thinking...maybe I was wrong about Rarity. The wedding went so well I thought everything would turn out okay..." Fluttershy apologized. "Ill leave him and the crystal empire behind if it means we can go back to Ponyville."

"It's too late for that, Fluttershy!" Twilight argued, shoving her away. "Go back to the stadium, the wedding could be on in any minute and if i'm late, you know what happens."

"O-Okay.." Fluttershy whispered, stepping away shyly and leaving Twilight to think by herself. What could she do to stop it? would she really have to KISS RARITYS BROTHER!? WITH THE MOLE ON HIS FACE AND THE DIRT STASH. twilight realizes it grew more :)

"NOO EWWW! hes like rarity but uglier!" Twilight cries knowing they share the same twisted pain-loving souls. It seemed Rarity for once was lacking creativity, most of the wedding favors and decorations being reused from Fluttershys.

"They even used the same yellow and pink streamers, just painted over them with spray-paint!" Twilight gasped in offense. "Whatever, it's not like I was looking forward to this anyway."

Rarity turned up the music, the wedding music somehow cheesier than Fluttershy's. EVERYTIME WE TOUCH blasted in the background. "Cadence? are you here?" Twilight quickly checked, jumping over crystal ponies who were waiting in their chairs.

"Actually darling, I did get a letter from Cadence not too long ago, ive been holding onto it as, it might be a little too much for you to handle." Rarity smirked from behind, a glowing envelope floating near her head.

"GIVE IT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Twilight demanded, trying to reach for it as Rarity pulled it away. "With the rain, darling? we wouldn't want it getting wet, would be?"

"Oh yes but me getting wet aswell as everyone else is perfectly A-OK!" Twilight replied sarcastically. "Nonsense, you're bridal dress is waiting in your dorm, put it on or else."

"FINE." Twilight gave up, stomping toward her dorm to view the Oh-so perfect dress rarity sewed together. In shock, Twilight stopped, eyeing the glowing sheet of fabric as it layed on the couch. "It's..nice!" she couldn't believe it, she was sure Rarity would've made her wear Fluttershy's, but it was brand new.

"I guess Rarity sort of put effort into my wedding afterall." Twilight concluded, tossing the dress over her head as she pulled it on herself. It was white and turned ombre blue at the bottom, the same cool blue you'd catch in the night-sky, and shedded sparkles where-ever she walked.

It had a see-through collar that came with, and the princess shoes and necklace Celestia had, only it was her cutie-mark in the middle. Putting it all on, she put her mane in the same bob-cut Fluttershy had, secretly jealous of how good it looked.

"Come on Twilight, you can do this. It's just a kiss, it'll be over and then I can spend the rest of my life ignoring him." She convinced herself, forcing her way near the canopy where HE WAS WAITING hand in pants!

"twilight you look so BEAUTIFUl!" he gasped in love. "your so much pretty than fluttershy." but twilight knew he was just saying that. he always was changing his mind. "Uh huh." she replied coldly, happy she didn't have to write a vow.

"Darling, where is your paper? we can't start the wedding without the VOWS!" Rarity panicked, lifting up Twilight's dress in desperation to find it. "I didn't write one, I used it up for Cadences letter."

"OH YOU SMUG SLUT." Rarity screamed, pulling Twilight close to her and lowering her voice so only the two of them could hear it. "You will say your vows to my brother. If you won't write one, i'll write one for you."

Turning around Rarity began her work, using the pen so hard it nearly snapped, writing the words nice and bold so Twilight wouldn't screw up any lines.

"Why do I need to say my vows if Rainbow is dead? don't you want this wedding to be different than Fluttershy's?" Twilight growled.

"Hm? what do you mean, Darling? Rainbow is right over there." Rarity pointed, the skinned remains of the rainbow dash foreskin slimy and propped up to look alive, though rapidly decomposing.

"EWW! no it smells like your brother I want alive rainbow back!" Twilight screeched. Rarity didn't care. "Too bad, now read this before you RUIN EVERYTHING."

Grunting, Twilight snatched the writing away from rarity, reading it in the most forced, lovey dovey voice ever, as extra spite.

"oh *says his name so quiet nobody hears* my life, my love, my sex PARTNER, eversince I locked eyes on you I knew you were perfect and my equal half. Without you i'd be worthless and shamed by all my family. I hope I can be the girl you want."

"YOU READ IT LIKE A RETARD" Rarity yelled. "THATS IT. MAKE OUT WITH HIM TO SHOW YOU REALLY LOVE FOR HIM NOW NOW NOW!!!"

"No." Twilight stated firmly. "im not kissing him, you won't make me."

"OH YES YOU WILL. Or I might just burn the letter Cadence gave me, would you want that, Twilight?" Rarity threatened, dangling it infront of Twilight's face.

"Wh-What?'" She gasped in horror. "YOU WOULDN'T!"

"Oh yes I would, now french valdroxx or else." so twilight knows shes fucked over. she pulls close to him but the second his face is an inch away she hacks up the massivest spit ball ever and shoots it. "ARGHH WHAT THE FUCK TWILIGHT!" he says and cries.

"all i want is a pretty girlfriend to fuck why do you hate me so much." he cries so loud. EVERYBODY FEELS BAD FOR HIM because they all worship and love the rarity family, her being the true and only princess of the crystal empire.

"I DONT CARE!" and while everypony is distracted, including an infuriated Rarity, twilight dashes for the scroll, untouched by rarity's magic as she had set it down. Hurrying over toward it, twilight grabbed it and made a run for it.

"GAURDS, GET TWILIGHT!" Rarity demanded. Instantly, the bulkiest stallions with muscles so massive they took up half their frame bowled after Twilight, screaming furiously.

"CRYSTAL GAURDS! STOP AT ONCE!" they ordered, only a length away from Twilight's tail. Twilight, knowing she could outsmart them if she tried enough teleported away and to the top of the castle, racing into the throne-room as fast as she could.

"Oh no..IM CORNERED!"

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