Bolts of Mystery

by cooliofir135

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 552

the adventures of Spitfire the captain of The Wonderbolts

What do you get when you mix a wonderful dazzling team of fliers, with a team completely opposite of them, and full of criminals? Hilarious Adventures!

Note- Daniel is in this, but this story is in no way related to the Daniel series.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-02 22:40:24 UTC

Meet the Ponies!

"So Spitfire, what do you think about the new arangement?" A male stallion asked, Spitfire was out of her flightsuit, and sitting on a red chair, half of the backround was jet black, and had half of the Wonderbolts insignia, and half of the Shadowbolts on the other side. on the shadow bolts side it was a light blue

"What do I think? I think that these ponies in management are crazy! I won't be able to sleep at night knowing that a criminal is sleeping in the room next to me!" Spitfire yelled frantically.

AN ICE FIRE PRODUCTION...

"So Nightshade, what do you think of the new arrangement?" The Stallion asked. Nightshade sat in the chair, her flight suit off.

"What do I think? I think that I wasn't thinking when I agreed to this!" Nightshade yelled angrily. "I mean have you met those Wonderbolts? They don't know anything about flying! How are we supposed to work together?!" Nightshade yelled louder now.

CREATED BY COOLIOFIR135...

"So Soran, what's your take on this?" The stallion asked.

"Well one thing is for sure, between Spitfire and Nightshade, all hell is going to break loose, and I'll have a front row seat!" Soran said excitedly, and everypony in the back laughed. "No, but seriously, I'm cool with it, at least I get to see my sister Nightshade again." Soran said. He was out of his wonderbolt uniform.

LIFE HAS IT'S UPS, AND IT'S DOWNS...

"So, Stratus, what's your take on this?" The pony said.

"Hmf." Stratus the second in command of the Shadowbolts stepped off the stage.

ITS CHEERS, AND ITS TEARS...

"So Star Speed, how do you think this is going to turn out?" The stallion asked.

"Well for me, I don't know, for the teams, well, I don't know that either." Star Speed at a deep pink coat, and a blue and white mane.

ITS NORMS, AND WEIRDS...

"So Starry Skies, How do you think this going to turn out?" The stallion asked.

"Oh, knowing how far back the rivalry goes, not good." Starry said, her flight suit was off.

"Well, see you later!" Starry called, she was already out the door.

THE UNEXPECTED

"Well White Dove, what's it like in the Wonderbolts?" The stallion asked.

"It's been lovely! Being able to fly for a job, what pony doesn't want that!" Dove said dreamily. Dove was white as can be, and had a jet black mane.

IT'S SURPRISES...

"So Blueball Blitz, what's it like in the Shadowbolts?" The stallion asked.

"It's, HA, great, I like flying, HAHAHAAAA." The sadistic mare had her flight suit off.

BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...

"So Rainbow Dash, you're the newest recruit in the Wonderbolts, what's the leader like?" The stallion asked.

"Oh, you mean Spitfire? She's great! She's kind, friendly, funny, cute, wait, did I say that outloud? Shit!" The unsuited mare jumped out of the chair and was gone.

LIFE IS NEVER UNEVENTFUL WHEN YOU ARE PART OF THE BOLTS!

"So Daniel, you're the newest recruit in the Shadowbolts, what's the leader like?" The stallion asked.

"Oh, uh, well, she's cool, funny, awesome, cute, wait, did I just say that outloud? Shit!" The only human in Equestria was already gone, his wings and all.

This is the

BOLTS OF MYSTERY!