Harem Alliance

"I don't understand this; not one little bit," groaned the zebra. "You say I need lube, but I've managed with spit!"

Twilight sighed. "Well, yeah, you could use saliva to lubricate your dick, but it's not nearly as strong as some of the more persuasive lubricants. There are some good ones out there for fairly cheap. A four-ounce bottle of my personal favourite is only two bits at the corner shop."

"But why?" asked Gallus. He and a few other students had heard there was an extra lesson, and had jumped in to perhaps glean some extra information. "I've been able to make it this far without lubricant at all. You just have to do enough foreplay to make the mare all drippy. Works every time."

"It didn't work on me," corrected Silverstream.

"And we didn't have sex, did we?" argued Gallus. "I was blue-balled that night, and you... You never made it to halfway."

"Sure I did," she argued back. "I have a vibrator."

"Not the point," called Twilight, bringing the attention back to her. "While yes, you can and should engage in foreplay that would excite your female partner enough to make her wet for penetration, it's still a good idea to use lubricant. It's a good way to pick up any slack in your natural juices and guarantees that the mare will have a better time."

"So, what are we looking for?" asked Gallus. "I haven't seen it, or if I have, I didn't recognise it."

Twilight nodded and summoned a tube from her bedchambers. "This is the brand I use. As you can see, it's water-based, which is very safe, it's strawberry-mint scented, and contains menthol to soothe any inflammation from friction or any overstretching. I'm not sponsored, I'm just saying that this is what I've chosen to buy because it works well for me."

A few pencils went to paper to write down some details as to what to buy, and Twilight returned to her desk to put down the tube.

"Is it necessary if the mare is loose?" asked the zebra. "And can we see you demonstrate its use?"

Twilight turned around to face him. "Yes and no, in that order. No matter how many stallions your paramour has slept with, the gentlemanly thing to do would be to make sure you're preventing any friction burns and chafing."

Gallus raised his claw. "I think you should demonstrate. I don't know how to apply this stuff. I just told you I've never used it."

"It's not that complicated," scowled Twilight. "The instructions are listed on the back of the tube."

"Please, Headmistress?" begged Silverstream. "I don't want to do it wrong."

"I found out there's a wrong way to put on a condom," volunteered Ocellus. "That can be done wrong, so surely there's a way to do this wrong, too?"

"Show us! Show us! Show us!" came the chant from the students, all of them seemingly excited to see how it worked.

"No!!" boomed Twilight. "I have faith in you. All of you. You can do this. I know you can. The instructions are very clearly written on the tube. Here, I'll read them to you myself."

"Shouldn't one of us read it?" asked Gallus. "That way, we can ask questions if there's any confusion."

"Fine," sighed Twilight. She offered the tube to the zebra. "Go ahead."

He took the tube and looked it over, but was obviously confused. He pulled out a few pieces of paper to compare the pony script to words he knew. "Pony language is hard to read. I'd feel much better if you did this deed."

As she took it back, she accidentally grabbed the piece of paper he was referencing, and when she saw it, her heart skipped a beat as she suddenly felt a compulsion. "Oh, no..." was all she managed to say before the coupon took hold of her.

Still, she felt some relief that all he was asking her to do was read the instructions. "Apply a generous coating to both male and female genitalia before intercourse." She looked up. "Simple as that."

"So, like, our tits, too?" asked Silverstream.

"No," breathed Twilight. "Well, maybe. It depends on whether or not you want slippery nips."

Gallus immediately started writing that down as Twilight stood up and started rubbing her breasts together in front of her students. Suddenly, the zebra realized he'd lost his coupon, and that Twilight was moving in exactly the way he had been imagining. A smile crept across his face as he realised what opportunity had presented itself to him by accident. To test that theory, he wanted her to do something, and she felt it.

"On further reflection, I've changed my mind," said Twilight, her mouth moving on her own. "I've decided that I am going to demonstrate how lube works. If our volunteer would please come up to my desk and sit down where everycreature can see him?"

At Twilight's forced invitation, the zebra moved up to the front desk and sat on top of it, spreading his legs to show off his throbbing erection. Now, he did actually want a demonstration, and had come here to find out if there was anything that could make sex better for him, or anything he could do to land a partner and keep her coming back for more. He did want to learn, but he also wanted to be serviced by Princess Twilight. He had a thing for hot teachers.

"Now, pay attention, class. I'm going to demonstrate two different methods to apply lube. The first is a very standard method. This is how it is meant to be applied, and the other method used to be very unsafe before standard practices made all sexual lubricant food-safe."

She squirted a bit into her hoof and applied a generous coating to the lower half of his cock between his balls and his medial ridge, rubbing her hoof up and down as if she were jerking him off.

"Now, when you do this, make sure you go all the way to the tip. It is more important to lubricate the tip than the base. If you can only lubricate one because you don't have enough, first of all, you should buy more, and second, focus on the tip. If you're only going to be able to fit halfway in, it's not the back half that needs to be lubricated. The reason I'm not doing that is to show you the other method, reserved for those with more skill."

She tilted her head back, squirted some lube into her mouth, swished it around, then used it to start running his cock down her throat, to the shocked gasps of the class. When she came back up, his whole cock was shiny, as were her lips.