Confined With a Goddess

When the guard returned to his office, he very nearly dropped his sandwich. It was still in its container, so it wasn't about to go all over the floor, but he was going to have to reassemble it. He noted immediately that Celestia was sitting on a throne, wearing a crown, and referring to herself as "queen." She could fuck her pet human as much as she wanted, but trying to retake the throne was on the list of behaviour he was obligated to report, and it was listed at the highest priority.

Leaving his lunch on his desktop, he took off towards the throne room. He was meant to report to Luna again later today, and he was going to tell her about the chair, but now he had to hurry.

The doors burst open. "Queen Luna!"

Luna looked up from her throne. "We are having a meeting! For what purpose have you imposed upon our esteemed guests?!"

The guard dropped to his knees mid-run and skidded to a stop in front of the throne, bowing before Ember and Thorax, and of course, Luna. "I have emergency news regarding your sister's confinement, highness! She's trying to retake the throne!"

Taking stock of the situation, Luna held up a finger to let her guests know that their meeting was on hold. She whipped out her personal mirror and inspected it closely. Celestia was just now rising from her throne, wearing her tiara, and carrying Jake across the room. As she referred to herself as "queen," Luna's ire was piqued.

"Dearest guests, we must humbly ask you both to return to your guest rooms and wait for our return."

Ember scowled. "You think we can't handle this?"

Luna took a deep breath. "This is something that we must take care of on our own. We consider you to be friends of the highest calibre, but this is a familial emergency."

Thorax nodded. "I know what it's like to have a brother that's not cooperating. Come on, Ember, it won't be that long."

Begrudgingly, Ember stormed away, grumbling and growling the whole time, with Thorax leading her. As soon as they were clear, Luna turned to the guard. She said nothing, only placing a hand on his shoulder.

With a loud crack, the guard was blinded by the sudden light. He was used to the dark castle, the dimly-lit sky, the soothing coolness of extended nighttime, and the shaded interiors that he spent most of the day in. This was a bright, warm, sunny outside, and he wasn't used to it.

"Lead the way," instructed Luna.

"Y-yes ma'am," the guard saluted. Well, not so much saluted as much as covered his eyes to shield them from the light, but that was beside the point. He spun around until he had taken in the surroundings, and then walked directly to the grove.

Celestia pushed her hips as far forward as they could go, her balls just barely grazing Jake's nose. She could see the bulge she was creating at the base of his sternum, and could feel his lower esophageal sphincter resisting. She was centimetres away from being in his stomach. She could almost be completely engulfed. He was almost stretchy enough. But not quite. He was just a little bit too small, still.

She pulled out, letting Jake breathe. "Sorry," he coughed. "I was almost there. I could almost reach..."

"You did wonderfully, my brave knight," smiled Celestia, massaging his chest. "Open wide."

As she plunged back into Jake's throat, she heard another throat clear behind her. She turned to look, pulling herself free of Jake and letting him turn around and lift himself up. "Well, well... I certainly wasn't expecting a visit from my dear baby sister today..."

Luna sneered at Celestia's comment. "You should have anticipated our arrival. You have been warned, Tia. Any attempt to reclaim the throne before your sentence is up is only going to extend it. We had thought that you had learned this when you declared yourself the queen of the moles and started arranging an army to take back the surface."

Celestia shook her head. "I have no such army."

"Oh, no? You have a knight. That's a military role, is it not?"

"He's not a real knight, Luna."

"You taught him how to use a spear."

"For fishing!"

"Stabbing a pony is exactly the same principle as stabbing a fish."

As the two argued, Jake tried to back away, making an attempt to leave through the door. Celestia was right, he wasn't a real knight. He was a coward, and he was going to run away before things turned violent. He couldn't win against Celestia, he definitely couldn't last against the one who had imprisoned her here. Especially if Luna could pull from magic that Celestia could not.

He didn't make it to the door, however. Before he could reach it, a pair of hands stronger than his own grabbed him by the wrists and held them behind his back. "Not another step," whispered the guard directly into his ear. "Hold still."

Jake swallowed as the guard cuffed him and brought him down to his knees. "I wasn't doing anything..."

"And you're going to continue to not do anything," informed the guard. "You made me miss lunch."

Jake lowered his head and kept silent. He'd had no intention of hurting anyone. Especially this guard he'd never met. If he hadn't just been made to kneel with his arms tied behind his back, he'd offer him a cheeseburger, but bound as he was, there was no way for him to collect.

"Then explain that!" Luna pointed to the throne Jake had made. "You have given yourself a throne! You know the terms of your incarceration!"

"It's just a chair," spat back Celestia.

"It is a throne," corrected Luna. "An opulent chair that is used to denote status and power, especially of royalty, as your flagrant use of your tiara shows."

"I built the throne!"

The two turned toward Jake, Luna scowling and Celestia terrified.

"I built it," he admitted. "It was my idea. She didn't know about it until an hour ago."

Luna looked to the guard, who silently confirmed the story. "Well, it seems that you did not build yourself a throne."

"I told you, it's just a chair..."

"And that's just a tiara on your head, and you were just referring to yourself as the queen of the island."

Celestia looked to Jake. She didn't want to hurt him any further. "Yes. Yes, that's true."

"Thank you for your honesty," nodded Luna. "We have decided to let you off with a warning this time." She turned to Jake. "However, you are to be punished for encouraging this behaviour..."