Merry Mix-Ups

by Serina

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Discord, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2189

Hearth's Warming Eve takes an unexpectedly whimsical turn when Derpy Hooves finds herself in charge of delivering a variety of festive gifts and cards.

Hearth's Warming Eve takes an unexpectedly whimsical turn when Derpy Hooves finds herself in charge of delivering a variety of festive gifts and cards.

Part of Serina's Hearth's Warming Eve Collection for 2023.

Published 2023-12-17 14:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-12-17 14:30:00 UTC

Chaos & Cards

'Twas the night before Hearth's Warming, and in the quaint town of Ponyville, all the residents were busy preparing for the most magical holiday of the year. Ponies were decorating their homes with festive lights, wrapping presents, and sending out heartfelt cards to their friends and family. Amidst the cheerful chaos, there was one pony who found herself in a rather unexpected and overwhelming situation – Derpy Hooves, the mailpony.

Derpy, with her trademark crossed eyes and bubbly personality, had been assigned the important task of delivering all the Christmas gifts and cards throughout Ponyville. As she stood in the post office, surrounded by mountains of packages and a sea of letters, she couldn't help but feel a mix of excitement and anxiety.

"I've got this!" Derpy declared to herself, a determined glint in her eyes. Little did she know, her day was about to take an interesting turn.

As Derpy soared through the skies, her wings flapping with determination, she couldn't help but marvel at the festive decorations below. The whole town sparkled with twinkling lights, and the air was filled with a chill. However, as she approached her first delivery, a castle on the outskirts of town, Derpy realized that her task might be trickier than she initially thought.

The door creaked open, revealing a sleepy-eyed Twilight Sparkle in her cozy pajamas. "Oh, Derpy! What brings you here on Hearth's Warming Eve?" Twilight asked, rubbing her eyes.

"I've got a special delivery for you, Twilight!" Derpy exclaimed, presenting a rather lopsided and squished package. "It's from Rarity!"

Twilight opened the package, revealing a once-elegant scarf now resembling a pretzel. Derpy scratched her head, looking sheepish. "Oops, guess I got a bit carried away with the flying."

Twilight burst into laughter. "Well, it's the thought that counts, right? Thanks, Derpy! Happy Hearth's Warming!"

Undeterred by her minor mishap, Derpy continued her deliveries. Next on her list was Fluttershy's cottage. As she approached, she noticed Fluttershy outside, surrounded by a choir of caroling animals.

"Hi, Derpy!" Fluttershy greeted her with a warm smile. "Would you like to join us in spreading holiday cheer?"

Derpy nodded enthusiastically, joining the woodland creatures in a rendition of "Jingle Bells." However, her off-key singing caused the birds to scatter and the bunnies to cover their ears. Fluttershy lowered her ears at the 'singing' and tried to comfort the animals. "At least I can, um, appreciate Derpy's infectious enthusiasm..." Fluttershy whispered.

After the impromptu concert, Fluttershy accepted her mail. "Oh, I got a card from Rainbow Dash!" she exclaimed, opening the envelope. To their surprise, a confetti explosion burst forth, filling the air with colorful bits of paper. Fluttershy gasped and dropped to the ground her hooves over her head.

"Oops! Looks like that may actually be from Pinkie Pie" Derpy said, her eyes wide with innocence.

Fluttershy looked out from one of her hooves, "Um, still tell Pinkie I said Happy Hearth's Warming, Derpy."

As Derpy continued her deliveries, she encountered more surprises. Pinkie Pie's house was adorned with so many decorations that it looked like a festive explosion. When Derpy gave Pinkie a stack of cards, the hyperactive pony squealed with joy.

"Oh, thank you, Derpy! These are super-duper important! They're invitations I ordered to the biggest Hearth's Warming Eve party ever! You're invited too, of course!"

Before Derpy could respond, Pinkie handed her a party hat and whisked her into the Pinkie Pie party planning whirlwind. Soon, Derpy found herself helping set up streamers and balloons while being serenaded by Pinkie's improvised carols.

By the time Derpy left Pinkie's place, she was covered in confetti, wearing a party hat, and with a bounce in her step. "This is the best delivery ever!"

The sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm glow over Ponyville. "Oh no! I need to hurry up!" Derpy made her way to Applejack's farm, where the earth pony was busy wrapping gifts for her family.

"Well, howdy there, Derpy! What can I do ya for?" Applejack greeted, wiping sweat from her brow.

"I've got some packages and cards for ya, Applejack!" Derpy said, presenting a stack of gifts.

Applejack took a closer look at the cards. "Wait a minute, these ain't for me. They're for Granny Smith! Gosh darn it I knew I shouldn't have let her borrow my Pony Prime account."

Derpy's eyes widened. "Oh no! Did you want me to return them?"

Applejack chuckled. "No harm done, Derpy. Granny won't let me hear the end of it if I do that. Thanks for deliverin' these. Y'all have a merry Hearth's Warming!"

Derpy nodded and made her way to Rarity's boutique, where she was greeted by the elegant unicorn herself.

"Darling, you're a sight for sore eyes!" Rarity exclaimed, eyeing Derpy's confetti-covered mane and party hat. "What happened to you?"

"Oh, Pinkie Pie happened," Derpy replied with a grin.

Rarity chuckled. "Well, let me help you out a bit!" A magical aura enveloped Derpy, cleaning the party remnants from her fur and mane. Before she knew it, every hair was perfectly in place thanks to magic.

Derpy trotted inside and looked at herself in the showroom mirror. "Wow! Thanks, Rarity! By the way," Derpy pulled out a package from her bag and gave Rarity a beautifully wrapped gift. "This one's from Applejack."

Rarity delicately opened the gift, revealing a pair of funny socks. "Oh, how... practical. I suppose I can use these for messy work in the studio. Thank you, Derpy!"

Derpy beamed with pride. "You're welcome! Happy Hearth's Warming!"

By the time Derpy reached the last house, actually, castle on her list, the moon was high in the sky, and Canterlot was blanketed in peaceful silence. The final delivery was for none other than Princess Celestia herself.

Derpy hesitated outside the castle gates. "What if I mess up the delivery to the Princess? What if I accidentally drop a package on her royal hooves? Would I go to the dungeon? No, worse, THE MOON?!" Derpy breathed in and out heavily panicking at the thought. She suddenly slapped her face with both hooves. "Pull it together Hooves! You've got a job to do!"

Taking a deep breath she opened the gate and trotted through the garden to the castle doors. The guards nodded in recognition of her mail pony badge, allowing her entry. As she navigated the majestic halls, she marveled at the grandeur of the royal residence.

Finally, she reached Princess Celestia's private chambers. The doors swung open, and there stood the regal ruler of Equestria.

"Derpy Hooves, what a delightful surprise!" Princess Celestia exclaimed, her eyes twinkling with warmth. "What brings you to my humble abode on this joyous night?"

Derpy shuffled nervously. "I, uh, have a special delivery for you, Princess!"

Princess Celestia graciously accepted the package, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. As she unwrapped the gift, a burst of magical energy erupted, and to her surprise, a mighty manticore materialized in the midst of the castle. The ferocious creature roared, its eyes gleaming with an otherworldly light.

Derpy gasped. "Oh no, wrong package!"

Princess Celestia quickly took charge, her regal demeanor shifting into one of determination. "Fear not, Derpy. Get behind me!" she commanded, positioning herself between the startled Derpy and the menacing manticore.

The grand hall of Canterlot Castle echoed with the roars of the magically summoned manticore, and Princess Celestia stood firm, her horn glowing with the ethereal light of her magic. The manticore charged, claws slashing through the air, but Celestia gracefully evaded with a swift sidestep. The battle had begun, and the elegant ruler of Equestria was not one to back down.

The manticore exhibited an unusual level of coordination and strength. Its movements were not only fierce but also calculated, as if it anticipated every move Celestia made. The two engaged in a dance of magical prowess and physical agility, a clash of power that sent sparks flying and echoed throughout the castle halls.

Celestia called upon her own magic, summoning beams of light to encircle the manticore. However, the creature deftly dodged the radiant onslaught, its form blurring as it evaded the enchantments. Celestia's eyes narrowed; this was no ordinary magical creature.

The princess conjured a barrier of golden light to shield herself from the manticore's ferocious attacks. She then extended her wings, unleashing a gust of wind that sent the creature stumbling backward. Seizing the opportunity, Celestia focused her magic, attempting to unravel the enchantments that fueled the manticore's strength.

The manticore, however, proved resilient, its eyes glowing with an unnatural intensity. It lunged again, claws slashing through the air, but Celestia, ever graceful, countered with a burst of blinding light that momentarily disoriented the beast. Seizing the advantage, she unleashed a torrent of magic, blasting the manticore backward.

As the battle paused for a moment, Celestia's mind raced with the realization that something was amiss. The manticore's strength and coordination were classic hallmarks of something familiar. "This is no ordinary manticore," she muttered to herself. In the midst of the battle, Celestia's gaze hardened, and she called out, "Discord! Show yourself!"

The manticore, in a burst of chaotic magic, transformed into the mischievous draconequus himself. Discord chuckled heartily, holding a paw to his chest. "Oh, Celestia, you always know how to ruin the fun. I was just adding a bit of excitement to your Hearth's Warming Eve!"

Princess Celestia scowled, her patience wearing thin. "This is no way to treat ponies on Hearth's Warming Eve, Discord!"

Discord, undeterred, adopted an innocent expression. "But you used to love my pranks, Princess. Where's the spirit of chaos and laughter?"

Celestia blushed, memories of their past antics flashing before her. "That was a long time ago, Discord. Now, enough of this nonsense!"

With a stern gaze, she scolded him, "Happy Hearth's Warming is about kindness and joy, not scaring ponies half to death."

Discord smirked, waving a paw dismissively. "You are such a Scrooge, Princess!" He placed a paw over his forehead in dramatic fashion, "Bah Humbug!" With that, he snapped his fingers, and the room was filled with red and green confetti. The grand hall fell silent, except for Discord's laughter left echoing through the castle. Celestia, although irritated, couldn't help but shake her head at the chaotic spirit's antics. The battle had been an unexpected twist, but as the confetti settled, there was a sense of nostalgia and merriment that lingered in the air.

Derpy blushed, her eyes darting around the now messy room. "Um, I'm really sorry, Princess. I didn't mean to bring chaos to the castle."

Princess Celestia placed a gentle hoof on Derpy's shoulder. "Nonsense, Derpy. Hearth's Warming is a time for joy and laughter. Your visit, although unconventional, has made tonight... interesting. Thank you for the unexpected gift."

Feeling a mix of relief and gratitude, Derpy smiled. "You're welcome, Princess! Happy Hearth's Warming!"

As Derpy left the castle, she couldn't shake off the feeling of amazement. Not only had she successfully delivered gifts to everypony in Ponyville, but she had also brought a gift, kind of, to Princess Celestia herself. The weight of responsibility that she initially felt had transformed into a sense of accomplishment and a heartwarming realization that sometimes, the best moments are the ones you never plan.

With a renewed sense of confidence, Derpy decided to make one final stop before heading home – the Ponyville Town Square. The twinkling lights and the softly falling snow created a magical atmosphere. Ponies were gathered, singing carols and exchanging heartfelt wishes.

Derpy joined the festive crowd, her heart brimming with joy. Suddenly, a familiar voice called out from the stage. It was Pinkie Pie, the master of ceremonies for the Hearth's Warming Eve celebration.

"Everypony, gather 'round! It's time for the grand finale of our Hearth's Warming celebration – the lighting of the Friendship Tree!"

As the crowd eagerly awaited the spectacle, Derpy found herself standing next to her friends – Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy accompanied by Discord, Applejack, and Rarity. The atmosphere was charged with excitement.

Pinkie Pie, wearing a festive red hat and jingling bells, stepped forward. "And now, the moment we've all been waiting for! On the count of three, let's light up the Friendship Tree and make this the best Hearth's Warming ever!"

As Pinkie counted down, Derpy couldn't help but feel a surge of happiness. The town's Christmas tree lit up in a dazzling array of colors, casting a warm and magical glow over Ponyville. The crowd erupted in cheers and applause, and the night was filled with the sound of laughter and festive music.

As the night unfolded, the ponies of Ponyville shared stories, laughter, and delicious treats. Derpy, now fully embraced by the warmth of friendship, exchanged gifts with her friends and reveled in the joy of the season.

In the end, it turned out that Derpy Hooves, the mailpony with a knack for unintentional chaos, had delivered more than just packages and cards that Hearth's Warming Eve. She had delivered laughter, surprise, and a sense of togetherness that made the holiday truly magical for everypony in Ponyville.